Things That Are News

This week the boys get up way too early to give ya the goods on our Jeff & Bayley In The Morning extra-special show. Your regular dose of Things That Are News featuring extra grump, more sass and a mouthfuls of coffee. We panic about Disney buying Fox and what it means for all your video-watching needs, discuss what Movember even really means to you, why your moustache is so damn gross and touch base on when it’s okay to get prepared for the holidays. Louis C.K. though, who was really even anticipating that?! Email us your latest Movember picks so we can roast you on Instagram @ ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com Help us save up to start our own streaming platform - www.patreon.com/ThingsThatAreNews Show us some digital love @ www.thingsthatarenews.com or just follow us on social media... www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Instagram.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Twitter.com/ThingsNews/

This week the boys brought on a new special guest, Andrew Crawford - the engineer of all your future wonders! We discussed celebrity disasters, Spacey being spacey about past details and Keto...something diets. Care about food? This kinda(maybe not) be the show for you! Andrew spits knowledge about how to shed them p’s like Tony Horton on your mom’s home videos. Does Tyrese really only have first-world problems? Finally, …am I allowed to watch the last season of House of Cards without offending anyone? Email us your latest celebrity expose @ thingsThatAreNews@gmail.com Andrew is lame af and mans barely touches the ‘Gram so creep his personal FB: https://www.facebook.com/andrew.crawford.5268/ Help us buy weight-loss supplements - www.patreon.com/ThingsThatAreNews Show us some digital love @ www.thingsthatarenews.com or just follow us on social media... www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Instagram.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Twitter.com/ThingsNews/

This week the boys got some leftovers from their halloween discussion. Be careful when you turn this one on, the government is listening! I would tell you all the details of what happened, but then I’d have to kill you. ( or maybe Tom DeLonge will start will start a firm to out us as shills. ) Can people dress as Jesus? Are movies just eternally terrible nowadays? Is this all really just a simulation created by our alien overlords? Email us your latest UFO sighting tales and the videos you got @ ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com Help us give the neighbourhood kids some candy. (in a not creepy way) - www.patreon.com/ThingsThatAreNews Show us some digital love @ www.thingsthatarenews.com or just follow us on social media... www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Instagram.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Twitter.com/ThingsNews/

This week the boys are joined by a returning guest, Sam, to talk about all things spooky. The devil’s night is around the corner and we are here to give you all the startling facts, straight startling facts. How scary is too scary? How slutty is too slutty? Do you like getting your behind licked? All the questions you wanted to be answered about halloween! Support Sam and her dope makeup at: www.instagram.com/samfabianmakeup/ Email us your best halloween costume ideas @ ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com Help us buy some candy by supporting us - www.patreon.com/ThingsThatAreNews Show us some digital love @ www.thingsthatarenews.com or just follow us on social media... www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Instagram.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Twitter.com/ThingsNews/

This week the boys talk about the terrible news in Hollywood. Harvey Weiner-stain has finally been exposed for his wrong-doings, all them new TV shows that have come out which we desperately hope he isn’t producing and if you really with that vlogging life. Grab your GoPro camera, start talking to yourself and grab some popcorn cause we’re diving into some sensitive subjects this week! Our respect for women > Your respect for women. Want to make us famous? Email us your Weinstein accusations @ ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com. Help us put his company out of business by supporting us - www.patreon.com/ThingsThatAreNews Show us some digital love @ www.thingsthatarenews.com or just follow us on social media... www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Instagram.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Twitter.com/ThingsNews/

This week the boys touch on the most important tv series in the world, Rick & Morty, Jeff debates his plans to take over the world, and, should Harrison Ford narrate our lives..? Jeff weighs in on taxes, how he would instill fear and what it takes to be the guy in charge. Bayley gets self concious about his knowledge on replicants and needs a refresher. Really though, what movie got the future right? I mean we got touch screen phones but where my teleporter at? Have any questions about setting up your very own democratic system? Email us @ ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com. Buy our Booze! - www.patreon.com/ThingsThatAreNews Show us some digital love @ www.thingsthatarenews.com or just follow us on social media... www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Instagram.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Twitter.com/ThingsNews/

This week the boys discuss the latest sports related drama, taking a knee. Trick question, what is it even about anymore? The world is in turmoil and Things That Are News is here to help make the situation relatable. We ask the real questions, when you are 60, what would it take for you to go to Mars? Who should play nightwing? Have any questions about what pro sport we should boycott? Email us @ ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com. Buy our Booze! - www.patreon.com/ThingsThatAreNews Show us some digital love @ www.thingsthatarenews.com or just follow us on social media... www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Instagram.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Twitter.com/ThingsNews/

This week the boys discuss everything pop culture and we were joined by pretty much everyone. The posse cut got a little crazy, we had all the homies join us in Sylvia’s basement (shout-out the O.G.) Are we idiots or are we actually entertaining, who knows, you decide! When do you draw the line between garbage and food? Can we single-handedly save the music industry or is it doomed forever? Do horoscopes really dictate our lives? I don’t have an answer to any of these questions but I can tell you, if I got a bag, the first thing I would fix is my teeth. Want to teach our friends how to talk on mic? Email us at: ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com Help us feed The Crawf’s baby-mamma - www.patreon.com/ThingsThatAreNews Give us all the analytics data @ www.thingsthatarenews.com or just follow us on social media... www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Instagram.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Twitter.com/ThingsNews/

This week the boys discuss if Bush knocked down the towers, I mean did he? What you were during the big 9/11, are you really going to wait in line for the newest Iphone and what the f*ck is a “Save The Date”. The real problem is that we just wish we were as good buds as Steve and Woz. Like, we’re totally as smart as them we just chose to make this ridiculous podcast… Have a report on how you think Bush managed to fool billions around the globe?? E-mail a totally not NSA secured email at: ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com Attempt to supply our need to create nonsense - www.patreon.com/ThingsThatAreNews www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Instagram.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Twitter.com/ThingsNews/

This week the boys talk everything Steve Harvey related...damn...I mean hurricane harvey, or was it Irma ... I also heard about this one called Jose. What's going on anymore?!?! Us Toronto folks prepare for the arrival of the almighty James Franco, Bayley brainstorms VR pet options and we panic about what to do if peaceful Canadians had to deal with a hurricane. Send us an email with your hurricane survival tactics at ; ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com Check out our BRAND NEW website @ www.thingsthatarenews.com or just hit us up on social media at; https://www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews https://www.instagram.com/ThingsThatAreNews http://www.twitter.com/ThingsNews

This week the boys talk about stuff that is political and complete nonsense. We discussed the details surrounding changing the names of every statue ever, if dogs think in barks and why we even celebrate Labour day, I mean, do you even know? So pull up them liberal slacks and tighten your proverbial conservative belts, we got a show for you this week folks. Send us an email with your tales of labour day exploits at ; ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com Keep it locked for some new content and hit us up on social media at; https://www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews https://www.instagram.com/ThingsThatAreNews http://www.twitter.com/ThingsNews

This week the boys talk about what is seemingly all things pop culture. We saw the big ol’ fight and it ended up exactly as Bayley predicted, He also bitches about today’s pop stars and Jeff debunks the mythos surrounding being blinded by the eclipse. Pull up them boxing shorts, tie up your Taylor Swift beautiful blond hair and get those eclipse sunglasses ready for the next generations’ eclipse. Send us an email with your sun-blindness tales at ; ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com Keep it locked for some new content and hit us up on social media at; https://www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews https://www.instagram.com/ThingsThatAreNews http://www.twitter.com/ThingsNews

This week the boys bring on another returning guest, Tremayne Gomes! We discuss the stability of Netflix, grill him with a few questions and pretend like his new blog doesn’t matter. Oh, and news, some of that as well. Grab your tiki torches, march to your local walmart and demand that they play ThingsThatAreNews over the intercom, cause this week, the boys get real. We even have a surprise visit from Jerry Seinfeld and more! Send us an email with some pet-names for Trey at: thingsthatarenews@gmail.com Want to see what his life is like? Give Trey a follow @: https://www.instagram.com/50shadesoftrey_/ or hit us up on social media; https://www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews https://www.instagram.com/ThingsThatAreNews http://www.twitter.com/ThingsNews

This week the boys talk about a variety of things; wacky travel tales, Rick & Morty - how terrible it is - and those damn millennials. Grab your portal gun, avoid the forest fires and remember, act like a helicopter to your kids as long as possible. Coddling is healthy! Shoot us an email with tips on how to improve our manners and be better with people at: thingsthatarenews@gmail.com or hit us up on social media. https://www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews https://www.instagram.com/thingsthatarenews http://www.twitter.com/thingsnews

This week the boys talk the hippest of "Doo-Dads" through the years. Pog Masters and Tomagotchi-parents, at least its better than pet rocks. Collect your Exodia pieces, Prepare your Metal Gararumon and get ready to let it rip! Let us know if your Beyblade could have beaten ours back in the day. Challenge us to a duel at: thingsthatarenews@gmail.com or hit us up on social media. https://www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews https://www.instagram.com/thingsthatarenews http://www.twitter.com/thingsnews

This week the boy's find a new part of their childhood to be mad about, Spongebob. Is it the result of nuclear fallout? Or maybe Mr. Krabs is a sugar baby. All this and more confusing theories. Let us know your theories thingsthatarenews@gmail.com or hit us up on social media. https://www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews https://www.instagram.com/thingsthatarenews http://www.twitter.com/thingsnews

This week the boys just couldn’t manage all the nerd news this week so we did a whole episode on it. Comic-Con, Dx3 and The Juice bein’ on the loose. What more could you want out of the best podcast never heard? Think you know better more than us? Try us by emailing ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com Check us out on social media: https://www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ https://www.instagram.com/thingsthatarenews/

It’s time to meet Bond, James Bond. This week the boys discuss all the details surrounding the world’s deadliest (and least-relevant) super spy. All those that came before the infamous Brosnan and the Craigs that followed. Can the world’s oldest womanizer keep it going for another decade? Who’s better, Jaws or OddJob? Email us at ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com Check us out on social media: https://www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ https://www.instagram.com/thingsthatarenews/

Take a look overhead. Hey, there, there goes the Spider-Man [Review]. This week the boys bring in regular guest, Christine, to discuss everybody’s favorite web-slinger, Tobey Maguire, I mean Tom Holland, or was it Peter Parker? He swings on a lot of webs, fights a lot of retired Batman actors and even makes buds with Donald Glover. Listen to this week’s episode for our semi-professional breakdown of Spiderman Homecoming. Want to follow Christine on Instagram to ask her which type of spider scares her most? Do it here; https://www.instagram.com/cmccorry/ What type of robot animal monster should Tom Holland fight next? Email us your creepy Spiderman fantasies to be read on air at; ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com Check us out on social media: https://www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ https://www.instagram.com/thingsthatarenews/

The boys try out a new format, Our topic that we spent too much time thinking about this week? Pokémon. Light the barbecue - toss on your favorite cut of Slowpoke tail - sit back and relax. The non-existent Pokémon government will manage the currency while we all try to figure out if humans evolved from Mews or not... I mean: Pokémon,It’s F*cked Right?! Do you have a Pokémon you would like to eat? Email us your deepest desires to be read on air at; ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com Check us out on social media: https://www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ https://www.instagram.com/thingsthatarenews/