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This week the boys got some leftovers from their halloween discussion. Be careful when you turn this one on, the government is listening! I would tell you all the details of what happened, but then I’d have to kill you. ( or maybe Tom DeLonge will start will start a firm to out us as shills. ) Can people dress as Jesus? Are movies just eternally terrible nowadays? Is this all really just a simulation created by our alien overlords? Email us your latest UFO sighting tales and the videos you got @ ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com Help us give the neighbourhood kids some candy. (in a not creepy way) - www.patreon.com/ThingsThatAreNews Show us some digital love @ www.thingsthatarenews.com or just follow us on social media... www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Instagram.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Twitter.com/ThingsNews/