Things That Are News

This week we discuss a problem that Spiderman is a little ashamed to admit, AED (Arthropod Erectile Disfunction). Get your keggle machine ready and strap in for a nerdy break down of what characters your favourite stars are playing, who's going to die in Infinity War and why Spiderman 3 was so bad!!! Do you have testimonials of how radioactive semen has given you AED? Email us your story to be read on air at; ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com Check us out on social media: https://www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ https://www.instagram.com/thingsthatarenews/

This week the boys attempt to talk about where this crazy world of technology is taking us. Whether it be a cell phone apocalypse, personal robots, or sex robots (if that's what you're into). Listen and find out if y2k part two is coming soon! Do you think irobot is a close future? e-mail your thoughts to thingsthatarenews@gmail.com or hit us up on social media. https://www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews https://www.instagram.com/thingsthatarenews

Pulling out is a hot topic this week and the boys weigh in with their thoughts on Mother Earth and the monster that is Climate Change. We talk old-timey windmills, the earth’s natural cycles and lying scientists. Is it real, or are we shills, it’s your choice to decide! Either way, just do a thing and remember your 3 R’s - Reduce, Reuse …. And conserve ? Please send us the names of scientists you know are lying about the ice caps melting alongside your questions to be read on air at; ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com Check us out on social media: https://www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ https://www.instagram.com/thingsthatarenews/

This week, the boys honour the man with the world's most famous stroke, Tiger Woods, by talking about the wide range of athletes who fell from fame. Well, or got arrested, that part is still up for debate. How to be a multimillionaire who loves balls 101? - 1) Shoot yourself in the leg at the club. 2) Kill someone behind a dumpster. 3) Send dick pics to your team trainer. We also would like to note that there were some technical difficulties at the end of our show this week and unfortunately the (Many, Many) questions that were sent-in weren’t able to be read on-air. Do not fret, we will return to them next week! Please send us your tale of falling from grace to be read on air at; ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com Check us out on social media: https://www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ https://www.instagram.com/thingsthatarenews/

This week the boys bring on a vegan for a battle of the wits. Our good friend and the most conscious vegan we know, Sam Fabian, joined us to debunk meat-based fake news. We discuss everything including Cowspiracy, Virtual Reality for Chickens and the ED that will inevitably come from all of the bacon we eat. Most importantly, Sam teaches Jeff how badly he has been duped his whole life. Want to ask Sam why she is unapologetically vegan as fuck? Follow her on Instagram at: www.instagram.com/samfabiann/ Please send us your stories about murdering animals to be read on air at; ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com Check us out on social media: https://www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ https://www.instagram.com/thingsthatarenews/

This week the boys talk hittin dingers while popping some brewski's before we start our celly from a good night o' shinny. Plus, We discuss the differences between life in the country vs. the city - Is is safer? Is it weirder? Is the culture more rich in one over the other?!?! Please send us your details about raccoons to be read on air at; ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com Check us out on social media: https://www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ https://www.instagram.com/thingsthatarenews/

This week we talk about the company that gave us the only plumber to ever get his own movie, Nintendo! We discuss everything from franchise characters to how they managed to stay alive this long. (Definitely nothing to do with the Seattle Mariners) Get your popcorn, eat some golden 'shrooms and grab your master swords, because we going full nerd this week! Email us your Captain Fox related queries to be read on air at; ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com Check us out on social media: https://www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ https://www.instagram.com/thingsthatarenews/

This week Jeff and Bayley ramble about our favourite conspiracy theories to our best returning guest, Christine! Did the Illuminati put us up to it, who knows?! We discuss Paul McCartney being a big fat phoney, the CIA poisoning us all and AIDS - is it a real thing? … Or maybe we are just paid by the round earth comission to keep spreading more propaganda. Check out Christine’s pristine hair and chem-trail rants on her Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cmcorry/ Give it up to Jack from Jacksonville for last week’s question, Email us your queries to be read on air at; ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com Check us out on social media: https://www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ https://www.instagram.com/thingsthatarenews/ Shout-outs to Xelarain for providing the music! Check his free downloads at: https://soundcloud.com/xelarain

This week we bring on a special guest, Tremayne Gomes, to weigh in on his thoughts about the end of the world! (Just kidding) We discuss the confusing geopolitical climate of our world and what war even is in the 21st century - going from the middle east to the U S of A. King-Jon-Fling, politics is just contest of who's got a bigger weiner and more!! Follow a play-by-play of Trey's Wiz Khalifa impersonation gigs at his instagram: https://www.instagram.com/50shadesoftrey_/ Help us get a question on the air, PLEASE stop Jeff's weird Vitamin Water ads. Email us your questions at; ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com Check us out on social media: https://www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ https://www.instagram.com/thingsthatarenews/

This week we cynically obsess over the beast behind our society, The social media! We discuss how it's used by business, the way it absolutely destroys our [your] egos and makes me real self-conscious. Murder rampages, Insta-hoes and more!! Want us to read another slightly off-putting question on the air? Email us your questions at ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com You can also find us on Itunes: https://itunes.apple.com/ca/podcast/thingsthatarenews/ [Ironically] Check us out on social media: https://www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ https://www.instagram.com/thingsthatarenews/

The best episode yet!!!! This week we discuss everybody's favorite chocolate-based, I mean, religious holiday; Easter!! We cover recent events, weirdest holiday mascots and why bunnies poop eggs in the spring time. More importantly, what would Jesus think? Want a ridiculous question on the air or to sponsor two incredibly handsome men? Email us your questions at ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com You can also find us on Itunes: https://itunes.apple.com/ca/podcast/thingsthatarenews/ Check us out on social media: https://www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ https://www.instagram.com/thingsthatarenews/

This week we discuss fast food, its follies & our favorites. Jeff releases his inner hamburglar live on air and Bayley, well, yo quiero Taco Bell. Don't be a Jerry, what you know about that sezchuan sauce?! No guest this week, that's it , you heard us right. We promise it's not because we are ashamed of any of this knowledge. Super Size me, AmIRight? What was your favorite dipping sauce ever? Email us your questions at ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com You can also find us on Itunes: https://itunes.apple.com/ca/podcast/thingsthatarenews/ Check us out on social media: https://www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ https://www.instagram.com/thingsthatarenews/

The beauty and The Beast recently was produced by our favorite cult, Disney!!! In honor of this occasion we discussed our favorite Live-Action Disney movies, what they could be and what they will be. Boobs, Poops & Spiders eating all of humanity, what else could you want discussed in one place?! The Prettiest girl in town and best veterinarian to ever arrive to a horse-based emergency, Christine McCorry joined us today once again! Want to know how Christine has the best teeth in the game? Email us at ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com Want the latest fitness trends, follow Christine on Instagram at: https://www.instagram.com/cmcorry/ You can also find us on Itunes: https://itunes.apple.com/ca/podcast/thingsthatarenews/ Check us out on social media: https://www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ https://www.instagram.com/thingsthatarenews/

Things That Are News ain't nothing too.... wait no, please f*ck with us. This week we discuss our top 5 albums of all time, the yellowist of submarines and the ones for the smokers out there. Who will win this epic battle, the MPC or the Foo Fighter powered guitar? Local strong-man and youngest man to ever get a hip replacement , Tyrelle James Wayne, joins us live on air for his thoughts. Want us to set you up with Kanye's new workout plan? Email us at ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com Also Follow ya' boi on Instagram at: https://www.instagram.com/w33d_machine/ You can also find us on Itunes: https://itunes.apple.com/ca/podcast/thingsthatarenews/ Check us out on social media: https://www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ https://www.instagram.com/thingsthatarenews/

This week we are recalling some of our most embarrassing drunk debacles. The good , the pumpkin smashing and the ugly times. We have our pretty boy strong-man live on set too this week, Shout out to Dev Dass. He helps us terribly deliver the news as we whooped his ass in Super Smash Bros. all-night-long. Want us to set you up with a private date with Dev? Email us at ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com Also Follow ya' boi on Instagram at: Instagram.com/Devvdasss You can also find us on Itunes: https://itunes.apple.com/ca/podcast/thingsthatarenews/ Check us out on social media: https://www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ https://www.instagram.com/thingsthatarenews/

This week we are looking at the best sports things we've ever seen! Breaking legs and breaking hearts, we breakdown everything from UFC to the good ol' Futbol. News? We got that too! We have your weekly dose of sillyness/world updates, I'm really not sure which one is which anymore. Have a question about Jeff's latest hardware updates? Email us at ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com You can also find us on Itunes: https://itunes.apple.com/ca/podcast/thingsthatarenews/ Check us out on social media: https://www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ https://www.instagram.com/thingsthatarenews/

This week we found out we were nerds the hard way. We saw Logan on opening night, I mean “What’s up with Wolverine?!” How much does it cost for our friends to show their boobs in a movie?!?! (Do I hear Go Fund Me?) Listen to find out! News! Nerds! Politics! We got it all, we even have a special guest!! Christine joined us for a welcomed female perspective. Have a question about Jeffrey’s hair? Email us at ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com Want to know how much Christine likes cats? Follow her on Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/cmccorry/ You can also find us on Itunes: https://itunes.apple.com/ca/podcast/thingsthatarenews/ Check us out on social media: https://www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ https://www.instagram.com/thingsthatarenews/

This week we debate our favorite cartoons. Which is better; A show about a pizza delivery guy in the future, a show about an alcoholic and his slow grandson or 4 kids making shit up about their small town? OH! and news, there was definitely news in there somewhere... You can also find us on Itunes: https://itunes.apple.com/ca/podcast/t... Check us out on social media: https://twitter.com/thingsnews https://www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAr... https://www.instagram.com/thingsthata... If you have a question youd like us to fight about on air, you can email us at ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com

This week's episode we discuss if Netflix is funding anti-white propaganda or not (its not) which holiday's suck the most and which one of us would win in a fight. In other words, clean entertainment for the whole family! Video version here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTDnBM9_wuQ&feature=youtu.be You can also find us on Itunes: https://itunes.apple.com/ca/podcast/things-that-are-news/id1200895639?mt=2 Check us out on social media: https://www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews https://www.instagram.com/thingsthatarenews If you have a question youd like us to fight about on air, you can email us at ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com

This weeks episode we discuss the all-mighty Trump, A puppy & his Mexican restaurant and craft the age-long tale of prince Zanzibar's many many falcons. Video version here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL_u9DKlJdKa1hk4zRrSa1A You can also find us on Itunes: https://itunes.apple.com/ca/podcast/things-that-are-news/id1200895639?mt=2 Check us out on social media: https://twitter.com/thingsnews https://www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews https://www.instagram.com/thingsthatarenews If you have a question youd like us to fight about on air, you can email us at ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com