Liquor License

Join the nastiest waxiest podcast this side of the Mississippi for a riot laugh fest (Brandon is baked during the show and writing this). Roller skaters in Toluca Lake and adult Pokémon collectors. AI is kinda bullshit don't let robots in your home. Snoop and his new album. Why can't there be a DPGC movie? Chappelle Show again, good idea or bad? These questions are answered fo dat azz right here on Liquor License.

The disgusting, vile problem plaguing Brandon that only appeared once in 2001…is back! Credere explains a new way to clean the inner nose. If your significant other doesn't tell you to clean your ass, they gotta go. Cleo is healthy update. Linen pants really take over this episode. LAFC game and Arby's; oh what a night. Easter was hopping. Who likes the Dolphins, fo reel!

Brandon will not stop using his crutch phrase, like the idiot he is. A weekend or unhealthy eating with meal reviews, Chilis included (obviously). Aquarium of the Pacific. Movie review of Super Mario Galaxy and a new rating for Project Hail Mary (after Brandon saw it again). We are otroverts, BLEE DAT! Brandon is white and rock music gets him in his core. Happy Easter.

R.I.P. Kiki Shepard, both gents have tales that involve her. Restaurant Impossible synopsis (20 seasons later). Dunbars in Nola. Project Hail Mary, no spoilers. What if we came from Mars? Why do we kill ants and not think twice? Hard hitting shiz on this weeks LL.

It's a zoom episode but goddamn are we trying to get the audio right (work in progress). Episode wrap ups from previous eps, including CSUNs crown jewel: The Soraya. Brandon could careless about a bedroom. Oscar talk. Send Help review. The great zoo debate. The start of Brandon's Best LA bars is hinted at with The Fifth and Regal bar.

Episode is dedicated to Ernest Hill (one of Credere's mentors), make sure to read some of his novels. Ten years at a job, work friends, and personal life is more important. The Griffith Park observatory and playground talk. Brandon bucks the trend and has some late night fun at a midnight screening of True Romance with review. Enjoy this in studio episode and tell a friend.

Fresh off a haircut and driving around Brandon is all over the place on this one, Credere tries to bring him back in. Velcro wallets are just a small part of "Wallet Talk". A Grandmas love, quick sports talk and not seeing some people for a decade and the reasons behind it. Don't take things personal, just stay fresh, out your feelings and in your bag.

This episode is filled with surprises throughout. Salsa, Tony and Manzanita Hall! Congrats USA hockey, with cost of youth hockey breakdown. Credere the Malibu adventurer. New Dr Teals and Cheerios recommendations. RIP Robert Carridine, Nerds in Paradise was Brandon's favorite (don't kill him). Neanderthals preferred those little bitches. It Could Be Worse segment; take the punches and keep it moving.

Baywatch reboot and fun facts about it. Brandon's new Super Bowl sweatshirt. Vitamin talk. Movies we watch so you don't have to: Masterminds, Roofman, and Song Sung Blue. Once you go back, you don't come back.

Happy Valentine's Day 2026 and Brandon talks gifts as Credere talks daily valentines. The Nico Harrison real deal background. Congrats Seattle on your second Super Bowl. Nelly vs Ludacris in a heated debate. Pasadena fundraiser and the can crusher saga continues.

We talk why we choose the teams we cheer for (could I have worded that any gayer). The guys role play as rival Fans getting the Bills a receiver. Caught Stealing is reviewed. Over priced items: lobster and cigars, not to Credere. McDonald's caviar is a real thing order one. The rad channels in the jailbroke fire stick. Police Academy reboot elevator pitch is shut down by CEO Credere. It's a humdinger, in studio episodes coming soon.    

We talk about being honest to yourself. Credere shares a chance encounter he had as Brandon has 3 unlucky encounters at work. Restaurant Impossible is the shit, the guy might be….. Marty Supreme and Bugonia reviews and plot lines. Brandon's old man minute: hummingbirds.

Brandon starts the show hot relieving his past ten minutes prior (Then boys are back but not in studio, sorry for audio quality) Yet they do have two stories together for the first time: baptism and birthday. Musso and Franks, heat, the zoo, the bills lost, and other tidbits from the Bob & Judi Experience.

We review the latest Chappelle special and discuss early podcasts that never made money. MTV is done and only Brandon seem to care. Themed offices buy exist in LA or do they? White guy questions for a black guy. There is only one race of people that blow off fireworks for every single holiday, can you name which one? Because we will tell you! 

First episode of the new year and we come with adult style sex talk, is this a new feature or just this week?! The Punisher. The History of Skinz: the road to homeless. Cocks don't change with age, or do they? Our poll results are in for best episode name of 2025. In this new year why not share the joy that is a weekly free podcast fo dat azz with a friend, won't hurt.    

The boys review their holiday events and gifts received. Brandon has a wild run in and overstocks toiletries. No mas plastic bags and why is California the experiment state? Finding with Unc and Black Tony…the saga. Year end wrap up. Sponsored by Liquid Death energy or as we call it LD energy.

What starts as our 17th annual office Xmas party extravaganza turns into current issues (third year in a row). Entertainment Industry Segment: the Netflix take over (Brandon and Credere have different outlooks). Trumps plaques and weed reclassification. Brandon finally realizes he is part of a 5% cult of movie lovers and for some reason thinks he can interview Tom Cruise. Why Santa gotta be white? Merry Christmas everyone and to all a good night.    

The guys decide what their collective idea of a "banger" is so that they can unveil the Holiday Bangers segment. We play some music and it might annoy you or it might not. Old man fight, guy with a gun, and the apology. Shower multitasking is the newest task Brandon has mastered much to Credere's chagrin. Small LL Sports for dat azz. Blue Christmas by Elvis is a banger.    

We are not in the playoffs and we haven't watched the Thunder. Climate change is real and doesn't matter. The Bum Barter System. Paul Dano is not weak sauce and Chalamet being a rapper is wack. Kids being the biggest impact on life. Xmas talk and Santa photos. The New Orleans area black Santa of lore.

Brandon listens to the gold show so that you don't have to. People being married; sometimes it doesn't work. Mr Belvedere and Rush Hour 4. Do we have a love quota? Our Thanksgivings and Black Friday thoughts. (The f word for gay people) tags of Depew middle school. Live your life in black and white.