Liquor License

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Its a new year so why not discuss porn genres. A serious question about "21 Questions". People who make background music have it made. DJ Shadow: Brandon's history with the man and his music. Applebees: Eating Mediocre in the Neighborhood. Katt Williams stand up concert tour. Bigger Jordan enthusiasts: hispanics or black. New Years wishes to all of you and your families. This is the year to tell a friend about LL, then you can discuss the stuff that we badly discussed.

We start with video game talk and Xmas pasts. Brandon got a switch (not the will smith song). The Dog Brothers from Sex in the 90s. Sofi recap from Credere and Brandon’s trip through Inglewood, surprisingly not up to no good. Topo Chico twist and 1/2 of young adults live at home. The year wrap up and it ain’t pretty. Happy New Year to all you supportive listeners.

The office Christmas party extravanganza year 7 is here! We got gifts, we got stories, and you’ll get your funny bone tickled. Hennessey has good targeted marketing. Brandon has 2 insights into what makes him tick: being around old people and not being present. Jeff Bezos discussion. Evidence and OOO WEE review: The Weed. Epsom salt measurements.

Brandon details the saga that has been getting a new fridge with these asides: last minute Xmas gifts, measuring, what constitutes a good fridge, and the lousy customer service these days. The cut down all the branches on the LL smoke out. Suegro minute, shout out. Leave the World Behind rant. Next week is the always lively 8th annual office xmas party extravaganza.

Places that are not on our bucket lists, because we don't have bucket lists. Finding yourself at whatever age is key to aging respectfully, or so the LL mindful minute reminds you. Credere likes Ozark and Michael B Jordan complaints. Brandon's first international players ball (wedding) in Mexico. Canna Club, procrastinating, chinese food and the racial breakdown of Mexicali. Weddings are for already married people: bar none.           

You Love LL + You love LL Sports = You love America or at least good takes.

An addendum to episode 436s Beatles talk. Amazon really fucked up Brandon’s Xmas surprise. A new fridge in the future and Gabriel from Best Buy. Addiction what is at its core and what is a reasonable amount of an addiction? Fan Poll of cover art!! Two hours with the IRS and dadisms to play us out.

Save Weddington golf history, Sportszilla, and how in cahoots Harvard Westlake is with LA politics. Another Beatles lesson for Credere and the listeners. When customers attack. Sleeveless shirt over a t shirt. The therapy push for America, is it too much? Don’t let the description fool you we were baked off Disco Bunnies (Brandon’s Home Grown) so we took most of the topics lightly.

The joy of betting. EIS: actors strike ending and what the industry will look like; it’s not good. Haven’t eating anything all day. Strip Clubs. Regular people becoming thieves: four stories to prove it. Russian River why would you make cans? Happy Thanksgiving everyone and enjoyed time with family, maybe also talk about strip clubs. 

How do you feel about glass bottles, insoles, undershirts and mayonaisse? Well we sure have opinions on each and are not afraid to expel it. Rodney and Bob: male chefs. Movie reviews are in for the month. We saw: Killers of the Flower Moon, The Irishman, Strays and Old Dads. Holidays are coming up fast so don’t forget to tell a bud about LL, it’s the gift that keeps on giving. 

We hope you’re liking the energy of the studio episodes, we sure are. R.I.P. Richard Roundtree (seems like we’re doing goddamn death dedications every week). The late 1900s. Snoop is 52. Progressive has shown us 85ers for years. Who actually purchases ice? Lakers game and the two hour window of love/hating LA. The past couple bangers are evidence enough to tell some friends about the show and we thank you for listening. 

Jersey etiquette after a loss and after a season. People who wear a jersey to a game that their team is not playing at...are jerkoffs. Brandon finally breaks down why he has two NFL teams and most will still be lost. Future really made an anthem and it includes "fuck russell (wilson)". Small market teams. NFL division leaders at the half way point and trends for the next month. Trevor Bauer gets shook and Nike needs to make NHL gear.       

After a few rough visits to the Los Angeles Airport the guys try to figure out why it’s so bad and what can be done. R.I.P. Burt Young, Brandon shares one of his favorite LA moments. Mike Davane and Will Green are “Valley Characters”. Chilis as an eating establishment and why it’s so much cheaper to go out to eat now. We also talk sexual fantasies, is chicken soup a white thing, and lotto winners in SoCal.

Another studio episode which means we brought the energy and the noise. Having a smaller liked minded group in all facets, why your brain can’t handle social media and more vague topics. Newsom says no to weed cafes, really? Don’t preorder your food. But preorder your Shout Out shirts! Send a DM to liquorlicensepodcast on IG with size. 

This in studio episode starts with a metro sexual minute: beard grooming. Shout out fest 2023. We get to the root of the pandemic “weirdness” we all felt. A deeper dive into pre-2020 America. Brandon goes to SF and is quite anxious on the 2 x 2 plane, fuck United. Alcatraz and a “shitty” lyft ride. Please leave a review. Tell a friend to try us out; here’s the pitch “after 2 episodes you’ll either love them or hate them” .

Miss Cleo has to see the vet. Living to 100 series on Netflix. Chris Rock minute and EIS. Kevin James may-may and also the genesis of "may-may". Enough with cancer dogs and kids on Brandon's IG account. Won't do 2 (energy drinks) babe  and getting rid of palm trees. Harvesting "Disco Bunnies" and "The 39th Tee" and where the names stem from (pun intended). The apple store and two hours at the apocalyptic Fashion Square. Possible lawsuit against Miller Lite.  

Football season needs more seasoning so we are back to give it to you in episode 2. Like Montana to Rice we just make it look easy!! for all disagreements or  like minded opinions hit us up at liquorlicensepodcast@gmail.com 

Shout out and prayers to Krayzie Bone. Brandon has a misadventure with text technology and “the Genius Bar”. Weirdoughs review and top pizza places in SFV. Two series finales: Winning Time and WuTang. Parents letting kids pay, dues n dont$.

Checking your phone vs having hard evidence: "the back in my day" segment by Grandpa Brandon. Stomach bug makes Brandon emotional. Fuck LA attitude. Credere after 340+ episodes gets personal and speaks about his friend D's demeanor (see what we did there). Super Ooooo Weee review: month 5 of outdoor grow, green crack, Credere's edible review, terps, cheap gummies, and smoking the wrong stuff before bed. Brandon's poor executed elevator pitch to Bert Kreischer through DM (cringe worthy) at 3am. Canisius...university, fucking thing sucks.