We Had A Good Life

Thug Steak Lil' Tummies Menu Additions, Matt's operating on no sleep, small towns are expensive, playing stupid games, taxi vs. uber, cars won't start, Alexander the Great, CMFE: Canadian strips clubs, loonie coin torture, LDSD: fire house mischief,  too old to rock, not calling people, missing Missoula, MHSC: passive-aggressive cop at a Whataburger, a large spider interrupts a conversation about sexual imprinting, Matt's cat is in love with Matt's GF, birds, boa constrictors, a man has sex with a van in the street.

Writing songs for your girlfriend, cost of importing goods, suicide nets, Dub's last day at work, Thank You cards for doing your job, parting gifts, seating problems, craft beer potency, Email, flipping property in Bozeman, Million Dollar Money Makers: forging art and signatures with 3D printers, Word of the Day, painting with cremated human remains, background music determines efficacy of conservation efforts, shark fin soup, restricted calls, breathing ominously on the phone, Meat Head Street Cred: Oasis in Manhattan, a thicker au jus, Tech Section: AspireAssist Therapy System, stop eating so much.     

Journey revisited, two-week hiatus, Email, talking to loved ones, an unwanted surprise dog, Julia Child drama, Amber Alerts, Canadian debit fraud, childhood home is up for sale, bathrooms with carpet, five-year anniversary, TWAGD: selling stolen goods back to their owner, pet taxidermy, cat drone, human taxidermy, new level creepy wakes, captioning all internet videos, Matt's new place and cat, kitten hassles, stress-crying, anthropomorphizing houses and cars, establishing dominance, LDSD: win the lottery and invest in a mountain of crystal, Pablo Escobar, and why powerful people don't quit while ahead.  

Podcasting instead of real-world responsibilities, employee neglect, Email and Retractions, R&R and Arctic Circle, manipulating feelings with music, the finest man to ever play the game, combining hot sports, Horse Ball, Michael Jordan is the Dark Knight, Word of the Day, D.I.E.D.I.Y, rules about funeral directors state-to-state, TFBOTG: fireworks after the fourth, Tech Sec: Google's investment in Magic Leap, better VR resolution tech, better hand-made headbands, future of VR, Fat Punk, the Gift and the Curse of Pokémon GO, Safety concerns and CIA conspiracies, Deep Discounts: selling a car you don't own multiple time, Vice doc on car thieves, our ports are so insecure.

SoBro Whispercast, new lawn mowers, life after the Push, shout outs and email and retractions, things that annoy Dub, realty renaming neighborhoods during gentrification, appraisals going up, petting service dogs, Tech Sec: solid state hard drives, Matt nearly kills himself, PSA: blowing up tires, sign language podcast, sending food back at a restaurant, The Great Montana Nugget Casino Prime Rib Stand-off of 2016, Word of the Day, Frank Sinatra, The Rat Pack, Ray Liotta, Meat Head Street Cred: Tigers and Hawkeyes eat out, Christmas Day during WWI, using competitive people to make money, Hero Arsonist of the Week: loud neighbors having sex, fuck jams, new advertising ideas, and big data.

All aboard the Half Christmas Omnibus! Episode 200 has been months in the making and when you venture within, you'll know why. We hope you packed a lunch because we're celebrating every major segment we've ever featured on this podcast: Fun Facts, Would You Rather, Word of the Day, The Fucking Balls on That Guy, Hero Arsonist of the Week, Deep Discounts, Cry Harder, the Gift and the Curse, Rap Trivia, Meat Head Street Cred, Holy Shit These Geophysics Actually Happened, Tech Section, Sports, Let's Do Some Drugs, Today Was a Good Day, Coldest Mother Fuckers Ever, Juggalo Poetry Slam, Mike World Traveler, I Don't Mean to Brag, and the Push to 200!

Big L, Dub runs the Governor's Cup, drunk chicken McNuggets, judging litter bugs, using rage as motivation, laptopping and people watching in a coffee shop, becoming a two-Hutch podcast, email and retractions, Glamburger reconsidered, caviar is pretty good, Meister Eckhart, Muhammad Ali, TWAGD: Dub and Max ride the Tour Train, who's sitting on benches?, hop ons, advertising everywhere, TFBOTG: Russian dick-measuring contest goes south, explaining the purpose of lists to Brian McKnight, Deep Discounts: paying child support with pizza, Word of the Day, people are weird when they're alone, CMFE: deep freezer bargain, Tech Sec: WinAutomation, and The Push to 200!

Using Creedence to hit a jackpot, analyzing William Jennings Bryan's game, Word of the Day, IDMTB: Stone's spelling bee skills, women's bathrooms are gross, snow tires and rims for sale, drunkenly falling asleep in and around dumpsters, LDSD: meth deposit, meth loan withdrawal, MHSC: the world's most expensive burger, London's Honky Tonk Glamburger vs. Guinness World Records, impersonating police to hustle money off square simps, TWAGD: Henry Heimlich outmaneuvers a burger patty, Danny Trejo is deceptively old, lemon law on used cars, Today Was a Bad Day: a snake in the toilet bites man's dick off, The Push to 200!

Barbershop small-talk, females know how to cut hair, effectively shaving your own head, three qualities of new hires, Marvin Heemeyer's bulldozer rampage, TFBOTG: legislating for hotter strippers, CMFE: wife receives husband's autopsy photos, LDSD: craigslist weed dealer, feds bust a medical dispensary in Montana, how to best avoid virtual kidnapping scams, robo-calls, cloned burner phones, and The Push to 200!

Refinancing your house, the benefits of buying versus renting, sacrificing for your pet, retractions, advice from Al Capone, best practices for faking your own death, Good News and Bad News, LDSD: preggos getting crunk, broken finger nails, automated air traffic controllers and pilots, holding patterns, IBM's bankruptcy lawyer robot Ross, octopus wrestling, Deep Discounts: Costco's burial caskets, arranging your own affairs, MHSC: Clear Lab's hamburger report, getting accreditation for nothing, grinding your own meat, word of the day, and the Push to 200!

Topics Discussed: ghostriding an oil-less whip, taking care of your car, silent judgements, email, Chick-fil-a, Aristotle, achieving excellence, word of the day, The Jungle Book Movie, Jon Favreau, Iron Man, Disney and Marvel, crying at movies, sensitive dudes, CGI, LDSD: genius auto repair meth hustle, Aaron's take on the current election, Bernie Sanders, Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump Conspiracies, Fun facts about elections, the push to 200, working from home, more Park Lake adventures, and a brief existential crises.

Topics Discussed: Carb-Free Red Bull, email, weed for hardcore cider, music as a marker in time and for comradery, Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsch, word of the day, when to own or disavow a poop, time and money, park lake with Jobs and dogs, machete in the wild, bad dreams, mom heard about ziplocking, MHSC: meat-comms streaming video over a pork loin, hot armpit button heart tech, getting a button, tech sec: elon musk and tesla's plan to take over google, life-long batteries, and the Push to 200!    

Topics Discussed: Stupid pets, lame jokers at the bar, making new friends poorly, awkward lurkers, email and shout-outs, word of the day, pros and cons of slides instead of stairs, LDSD: H in the keister, rules of the road, cruise control, Young Douglas' poetry slam, TFBOTG: collecting impartial sex data, best voyeur in the world, Billing's Tap Inn, MHSC: Five Guys hideaway, a good opportunity for good advertising, burger bidding war, the push to 200, paying attention to your loved ones, and Skype is still amazing.   

Topics Discussed: Is it Cold in Here? ICP Alive and Well in the H, a More Progressive Clown, Word of the Day, TWAGD: The Order of Yoni's Wussy Beer, Marketing Advise, Millennium Magnetic Tech, Donald Marks, the Gift and the Curse of Reading Minds, Mind Law and the Illuminati, Daily POV Highlight Reels, MHSC: Hamburger Helper Mixtape, Good and Bad Advertising, George W. Bush Tips Well, Dank Memes, Drive-by Rapping in Massachusetts, Honest Critiques, Bad Drunk Freestylers, Dodging Raffle Tickets, Good Looking Swedish Dudes, and The Push to 200!

Topics Discussed: Keto Chow, Japanese Computer Writes Novel, What is Art, Email, Oprah's Influence on Buying Trends, Harpo Hutch Politics, Super Word, Word of the Day, Dub's Credit Card Advice, Battle Bots and Robot Wars, MegaBots Inc. Teams With WHGL and NASA, Gladiator-style Robot Combat on the Moon, Secretary of Robots, Hotlanta Waffle House Hustle, Instagram Flavor Enhancer, Seducing a Beef Wellington, Photographing Food and Painting Models, Social Media Feeds Depression, Taking a Break from Social Media, Explaining the Mechanics of a Movie, Matt's Concerned About BvS, Dub's Loving Deadpool, Marvel's Cinematic Universe, Will Comic Book Movies Fizzle, and The Push to 200! 

Topics Discussed: No Converse Half-Measures, Modifying and Sewing Clothes, St. Paddy's Wasn't Popping Off In Butte, Different Irish Music, Corn Beef, Jam Preferences, Email, Donor Babies, House's Humans, SuperWord Guesses, Word of the Day, Dan Harmon and Yacht Rock, Channel 101 Inside Job, New Viewing Stifling TV Ratings, Milking a Story, Stephen King, Reading More, Hiding Bodies is Simple, Decomposing Bodies in the Open, Helpful Comments, Stripping Away Agendas, Hot Dog Hooker is Back at it, LDSD: Kidnapping Grandma at Knife-point, Mounting a Winning Legal Defense, IHOP Robin Hood, and The Push to 200!     

Topics Discussed: Zenith Moment of Clarity, Push Homework, Email, Word of the Day, Retractions: Organ Donations, Outside the Hutch, Pootie Tang and Louis CK, Run Ronnie Run, Dark City, Having Creative Control Removed, CMFE: Chinese Elevator, Too Polite to Live, Escape Plans vs. Practical Reality, Pull Ups and Rope Climb, HAW: Flight Attendant Attends to a Fire, June and Jennifer Gibbons, Silent Twins, the Power of Brother Link, Deep Discounts: Steel Zoo Doors, and The Push to 200!

Topics Discussed: Old Country, Conway Twitty, Everyone's Exhausted, Word of the Day, Food Greed Game, Faking the Funk by V8-ing a V6, Messing up a Quality Listening Experience, Waffle Houses Popping Off Again: Women Doing Their Hair; Fantasy Football Loss; Spiking a Co-Worker's Coffee, LDSD: Down to Clown, CMFE: Stock Market Edition, Work is Home Now, the Genius Behind Netflix, Stock Investments, Acorns App, Saving Money, Frogs and Functional Necrophilia, Freedom to Sell Your Own Organs, Establishing Family First, 3D Printing a New Body, Download a Celebrity, Jared Fogle's Loves a Honey Bun, Stress Eating in Prison, Prison Break, and The Push to 200!

Topics Discussed: Salad Bars and Cherry Tomatoes, Retractions: Marvel and Fox, Email, Murdoch's, Dick Wolf's Law and Order, Brother Link, Deep Discounts: New Couch, Warhol and Art and Stuff, Waffle House Brouhaha Trifecta, PCP Fight, Pull Your Pants Up, Jerk It While You Work, Most Arrested Man Ever, Bad Aliases, Hobo Single life, Prison Industrial Complex Vs. Rehabilitation, Meat Head Street Cred: Hot Pork Heist Sting, WHGInsurance Company, Bad Luck for the Founder of Silk Road, Apple Vs. FBI vs. John McAfee, Illuminati Cooperation at the Top Doesn't Exist, TWAGD: Impersonating Your Enemy's Attorney, Word of the Day, and The Push to 200!

Topics Discussed: Keurig Trance Brewing in 3D, Thermos Coffee Cup, Remembering Valentine's Day, Celebrating Science: Gravitational Waves, Einstein's Theory of Relativity, Black Holes, Interferometer, Wave Frequencies, Humans Leveling Up, Man Killed by Falling Meteorite, Space Sacrifices in Exchange for Universal Knowledge, A Terrible Decision to Make, Checking and Balancing God-like Abilities, Word of the Day, Great Falls' Sonic and Salmon Hatchery, the Problem with Photography, A Khaki Cargo Pant Deficit, Mall Fatigue, Deadpool, Valentine's Card and Candy, Bringing Back Vinegar Valentines, CMFE Science: Hugo de Garis and Evolvable Hardware, Humans are Computers Taken Further, Cylon Drones and Coming Civil War in Tech, Best Standards and Practices  for AI, and The Push to 200!