We Had A Good Life

Matt and Dub read some fan email. They talk about the Halitosis bomb, America's gay agenda and Willem Dafoe's unfilmable bathing suit area. They Analyze Dub's dreams. Matt reviews Ed Asner's "FDR". Fun Facts!

Here is the long-awaited last episode of 2018! Sorry for the delay, but it's probably well worth it! This week we're eating bad jelly beans, using math poorly while playing Russian roulette, reminiscing on hot but traumatic after school specials, curing our heart conditions with crack cocaine, sexually harassing lawyers, pitching a surefire hit film starring Viggo Mortensen and Christian Bale and guaranteeing both are going dong out in at least one fight scene, saying goodbye to K-Mart, gentrifying the old neighborhood with trailer park mansions, driving Californians out of Montana, visiting an academic conference on robot sex, stifling free speech on college campuses, turning a blind eye to realistic robot balls, Palabra del dia, and solving crimes around Bozeman.

Catch 22 on Christmas trees, why aren't we thinking about our lumberjacks? New philosophical ideas, cause and effect, phone down eyes up, anti-texting and driving ad campaign starring Lil' Jon, deciphering random text messages, serial hustlers ripping off IHOPs, fake football refs, bad sportsmanship, good Looking out, great parenting.

Don't Flinch: Going ass-to-ass with an icy road in the winter, Email Chopped and Screwed Audiobooks Noise in the audio Today Was A Good Day Good Life Coaches on some cult shit It's hip to hate LOST The Mustachination of Fabe Lincoln The Goldberg's NYPD BLUE Saved by the Bell Zack Morris and the Time Wizard in the fifth dimension Rules of superpowers Sabrina Palabra del Dia

Originally recorded in June 2018, and released here on the internet for the first time, it's Episode 261! After a seven month hiatus, Matt and Dub are back!

Join us this week as we wrap up the end of the season with a free-flowing, non-structured rambling good time of an episode. We pull back the curtain and discuss mixing practices, whether we should commit to one original theme song, a new love for spicy foods, snack packs for adults, taking a bump of those sweet carbs, the flow, what makes one good or bad at their job, getting rid of a gallon of bad gasoline, making demands of your future self, how royal titles work, and more!

This week we're eating terrible last meals, cleaning our ears, livin' the bachelor life, volunteering and helping in Honduras, dealing vitamins in bulk, trying to name the new jingle segment, trying not to cry, and outlining a whole new movie. They don't make episodes of We Had a Good Life longer than Episode 259, so push some beds together and prepare yourself.

This week we're trying out commercial breaks, complaining about the older generation's music, dancing with the devil, planning another off-shoot cooking podcast, getting banned on Capitol Hill, repossessing cars and homes in the UK, analyzing how guns change a situation, writing jingles, stealing so much goddamn fajita meat, and giving up all of our private information.

In this FDIC insured episode we're trying to get a couple of stacks, catching up with old friends, avoiding so many assholes on the internet, reviving Palabra del Dia, shaving your head for St. Baldricks, building our brand, making fat kids fight for charity, pitching good marketing ideas for Pepsi, stealing technology, engaging local politicians, discussing the futile nature of legacy, kidnapping the elderly, and carefully researching why more old people aren't doing hard drugs.

This week we're purposely collecting a bunch of money by mistake, finding our limit for how much an ass-beating is worth, getting addicted to the power, and taking a trip to SLC where we're dealing with terrible weather, staying in a suite with a complimentary rapper, getting a loan smelling like booze, buying a car from the Mailman, escaping rooms, and properly allocating our tax returns!

Final thoughts on the Smooth Cool Walkings outline before we start the first draft, how to take advantage of your city's Winter Meltaway Program, frats continue to be the worst and so is everyone on Earth, human tribe mentality, broken windows, in-fighting, and societal gridlock.

SMOOTH COOL CONTEXT WARNING : DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE UNLESS YOU'VE LISTENED TO EPISODE 253! It's butter time, people! We're talking about the weird herd-mentality that happens in traffic when flashing lights are visible, being passive-aggressive in the most aggressive ways, a solution for casting our movie in a perfect world with Fake App, and then another full two-hour conversation further fleshing out the details of our new film, Smooth Cool Walkings!

This week we're getting weird for weird's sake and showing appreciation for the art of the hustle behind the art, thinking about considering getting a massage, discussing handjob etiquette, creating awkward situations with the masseuse, exhibiting unprecedented professionalism, gaining job security through information obscurity, and brainstorming a dramatic and artistic sequel to 1993's Cool Runnings.

This week we're discussing Kingmakers and Lizard Gods, the challenge of being a bad president nowadays, suffering a deep tissue shoulder injury, being judged by doctors, the capabilities of any given pilot, setting trends by parking illegally, getting revenge on tow truck drivers, the best way to suffer the least amount of aggression from police after a low-speed chase, gaining cool new abilities after waking up from a coma, using the elderly for sweet product placement hustles, the limits of our mortality, and corporations cloning humans!

In Episode 251 we're taking your foot off, over-analyzing the mythology of Jason Voorhees, taking a different approach to writing the next Friday the 13th film, revisiting many classic horror movies, eating dinner in a movie theater, comparing the old and new "IT", letting Stephen King's mystical magical elements stay on the written page, coin-flip betting, and getting real about out squat game.

We're bringing 2017 to a close by battling snow in Helena, surgically creating pockets for smuggling, finding cops on the take, refining plans for heisting ATM's, sharing our favorite hot cocoa recipes, becoming artisan wood-workers, accepting universal basic income, accidentally calling the cops, and refusing to stand in line.

This week we're figuring out how windows work, looking for blueberry bagels, settling in to the new office space, comparing and contrasting Burger King's cheese to Wendy's' cheese, feeding the cat SpaghettiO's, equipping our desks with low rider hydraulics, getting ripped off on ergonomic tech, fighting carpal tunnel, getting a lifetime bus pass on our deathbeds, discussing the rise of bitcoin, predicting a bubble, buying new Dickies, and going back to court with a brand new old segment! 

Stone's sitting in this week and we're talking about Cat/Griz football, the art of tailgating, retractions, a more in-depth Palabra del Dia, hiring strippers to harass our neighbors, hiring a hitman on the cheap in jail, getting tricked by people talking, satire and fake news, visiting a sex doll brothel with odd requests, setting Wal-Mart ablaze, Wal-Mart VS. Costco, Confessions of an Okay Life: Inside the Mind of a Stone, and more! Talk to your friends this week, people!

This week we're taking local businesses to court for copping our style, revisiting best practices for winter driving, getting pretentious about drinking wine, facing a democratic recount over naming conference rooms, investing in new noodle bar fork tech, loving big silverware, spotting click-bait headlines, buying cheap chicken and selling it at a premium, reviewing Mindhunter on Netflix, robbing a lot of banks in different costumes, buying new winter tires, misreading the good intentions of neighbors as passive-aggression, purchasing propane, and keeping an open mind while finding fun activities to pass the time during the winter months.

This week we're just catching up after three weeks off, and we're discussing why voicemail is now unnecessary, unlimited data packages that aren't actually unlimited, the S8 vs the Pixel, hindsight tech, lampshade monitors, Bixby hiccups, email, Bladerunner 2049, Dark City, how the pugs locked Dubs keys in his car, Matt introduces his idea for a revolutionary new tail light, Hungry Hustlers: paying it forward, real life fables on social media, revisiting the public library, sneaking Chinese food into the movie theater, Wong's eggrolls, Palabra del Dia, financing a new bed, back pain, hot bed tech, and rescheduling recording. It doesn't sound hilarious, but somehow it still is, so download it now and listen to it, and then tell your friends!