That 70's Podcast

Red's another year older and he deserves a great day. Unfortunately, he's barely even woken up before the roof starts caving in. Literally. It falls apart on top of him and Kitty's naked body. It's a rough start and it only gets worse. Bad presents, bad friends, bad dinner outing, bad marriage counselors. In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain discuss Season 2 Episode 10: Red's Birthday, in which Bob and Midge continue to make the world uncomfortable and Donna can't remember that she does, in fact, talk about her family struggles with anyone with ears. But, we get everyone's points of view, even if right and wrong changes with each scene.Contact us at that70spodcast@gmail.com, that 70spodcast.tumblr.com, and @that70spodcast on Twitter with any questions or theories or ideas to throw our way! Instagram: @transparentring/@cheygranTumblr: nancyywheller/c-sandPhotography Tumblr: rainhammoura.co.vu

Did you ever have a rebellious phase in high school, acting out just to get your parents attention? Well, high school you would fit in with Donna in this one sole episode where she's completely changed everything about herself, including being straight up and talking to her parents. Granted, they're single and swingers now (swingles?) so they don't have much time to be decent parents. So of course, might as well take up smoking and failing your classes, right? That's always oh so smart. In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain discuss Season 2 Episode 9: "Eric Gets Suspended" -- where Eric takes the fall for Donna's gross menthol cigarettes, Eric and Kitty take their punishment a bit too far, and Hyde acts like a grade a douche so no wonder no one wants to go home with him. Contact us at that70spodcast@gmail.com, that 70spodcast.tumblr.com, and @that70spodcast on Twitter with any questions or theories or ideas to throw our way! Instagram: @transparentring/@cheygranTumblr: nancyywheller/c-sandPhotography Tumblr

Who needs to cuddle when you can just do it, right? Wrong! At least according to Donna who likes all cuddle and no play, and doesn't that make for a very dull relationship? Not to us, but Hyde has some (very vocal) issues about it. In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain discuss Season 2 Episode 8: "Sleepover" -- where 'doing it' doesn't really mean 'doing it', there's some high times at Hyde's new job, and Forman family suddenly turns helpless damsels who can't even boil water without burning it.Contact us at that70spodcast@gmail.com, that70spodcast.tumblr.com, and @that70spodcast on Twitter with any questions or theories or ideas to throw our way!Instagram: @transparentring/@cheygranTumblr: nancyywheller/c-sandPhotography Tumblr: rainhammoura.co.vu

That first "I love you" can be hard. That first "I love cake" however, is easy as pie! [Ba-dum-tss!] Love is on everyone's minds, tonight. Both the nervous tension of saying "I love you" for the first time and the aggravating tension of two adult sized children screwing up everyone else's lives, just to spite each other. In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain discuss Season 2: Episode 7 ("I Love Cake") in which Eric isn't quite as ready to use the "L" word as Donna is, his friends think he's an idiot for making such a simple mistake, and Midge and Bob continue to be completely exhausting in their path towards [hopefully a] divorce. We love you ..... dudes.Contact us at that70spodcast@gmail.com, that70spodcast.tumblr.com, and @that70spodcast on Twitter with any questions or theories or ideas to throw our way!Instagram: @transparentring/@cheygranTumblr: nancyywheller/c-sandPhotography Tumblr: rainhammoura.co.vu

Three's not quite the cozy company when the gang decides to head down to Vanstock, a van inspired Woodstock rip-off. It's gross and it's muddy and they're pretty sure some Canadians are going to be there, so it's a no go for Jackie. That is, until she changes her mind last minute and decides surprising Kelso with her presence would be more fun that not going at all. The rub? Kelso's already invited his side chick, Laurie, as Jackie's Sleeping Bag replacement. In this episode Cheyenne and Rain discuss Season 2: Episode 6, where Donna's shocked at this revelation, Eric's trying to pretend that he is too, Jackie's oblivious, Fez might as well not be in the episode, and Hyde's doing anything in his power to get his friends' indiscretion caught. Now this is a soap opera Red would be into! Contact us at that70spodcast@gmail.com, that70spodcast.tumblr.com, and @that70spodcast on Twitter with any questions or theories or ideas to throw our way!Instagram: @transparentring/@cheygranTumblr:

Secrets from long lost past can make you look at your friends a little bit differently. Except when they're hilarious then you just fight for two seconds before Fez-Batman saves the day. In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain discuss Season 2 Episode 5: "Halloween" -- where the gang hits up their old burned down (thanks Hyde) grade school, where they find some not so pretty secrets. Like Jackie's middle name, that Donna didn't like clothes, that Kelso may be a year older but still dumb, and that Hyde should've been a golden boy if it hadn't been for Eric's evil plan. Contact us at that70spodcast@gmail.com, that70spodcast.tumblr.com, and @that70spodcast on Twitter with any questions or theories or ideas to throw our way!Rain's blogs are: instagram - @transparentring, photography blog - @rainhammoura.co.vu, and personal blog - @nancyywheller. :)

You have Laurie, the bad girl college drop out who just has no idea what she's doing...except when she's making out with her balding, tweed jacket wearing, slightly (okay let's be real, very) neurotic art history -- wait no, psychology -- professor, that is. In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain discuss Season 2 Episode 4: "Laurie and the Professor" -- where Eric loses his chill (but when has he ever really been chill), Laurie plays a little tonsil hockey, and Donna's parents are jerking her around like a ragdoll...but hey, at least she's getting free stuff. Oh, and Hyde find a "new" room that was actually there all along, but who really notices these things? *This episode is entitled #29 since we both messed up the numbers as we went along. This is the right number, we promise you. :) Contact us at that70spodcast@gmail.com, that70spodcast.tumblr.com, and @that70spodcast on twitter with anything you want to talk to us about! 

Kelso's a minute man, Eric's a duck, and we did not wake up in Russia this morning. In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain discuss Season 2, Episode 3: "The Velvet Rope" -- in which Red goes job hunting, but we don't really care, Michael gets his Bowie on, three of our favorite friends learn that they aren't exactly cool enough to get into the club, the both of us cry over not getting enough Hyde and Jackie [not that they date or anything], and Cheyenne has a breakdown over The Walking Dead, for some reason. Yes, we're aware that has nothing to do with That 70's Show. But, you should know us by now and our penchant for wandering. Let's do this.Oh, and we get really confused about how we've numbered the episodes -- our mistake.Contact us at that70spodcast@gmail.com, that70spodcast.tumblr.com, and @that70spodcast on twitter.

There's an age old saying, "Bros before Hoes." Well, there should probably be a new saying, "Bros before Sisters." Or maybe simply, "No Sisters at all." ...Or maybe something that's actually clever and funny. Anyway, in this episode, Cheyenne and Rain talk Season 2, Episode 2: "Red's Last Day" -- in which Red has his last day at work. Obviously. Kelso continues to be a sleazeball. And Donna dangles Eric's dreams right in front of his face. Contact us at that70spodcast@gmail.com, that70spodcast.tumblr.com, and @that70spodcast on twitter.

You ever wonder what it would've been like to see your parents on drugs? Well, look no further cause your pseudo-parents -- that happen to not even know you but it's okay, you love them anyways -- just so happened to do just that. In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain kick off season 2 by discussing episode 1: "Garage Sale" -- where the Forman's sell almost everything they own, Hyde makes his "special" brownies and looks cute while doing so, and Fez turns into the "nice guy" who thinks any female attention means they're suddenly into you.Contact us at that70spodcast@gmail.com, that70spodcast.tumblr.com, and @that70spodcast on twitter.

When someone takes you in, after you've been hit by some bad luck, it's important to show that you're grateful. Which is exactly what Hyde does for the Forman's. In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain discuss Season One, Episode 25: The Good Son, in which Hyde's a little more helpful than one would expect and Eric's parents are a little more excited by him than two adults who've known him his whole life probably should be. But, whatever. More importantly, it's the Season One FINALE! Woooo! We made it through all twenty five episodes!! See you in Season Two!Contact us at that70spodcast@gmail.com, that70spodcast.tumblr.com, and @that70spodcast on Twitter with any questions, theories, and ideas to throw our way!

You know, sometimes you meet a trucker. Who's just such a catch. Not a bad guy, at all. Totally swell. [You catch that sarcasm?] And he just steals your heart away. And your body, apparently; convincing you that it's probably best to leave your child behind, alone in a run down house, with nothing to eat but some crackers and maybe possibly the lint between the couch cushions. Oh, to be young and in love! At least, that's how Edna Hyde feels. In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain discuss Season One, Episode 24: "Hyde Moves In." In which Steven Hyde gets literally abandoned and the Foreman's decide him moving in is better than them calling Social Services. Which is good. Because, what would this show of been without him?Contact us at that70spodcast@gmail.com, that70spodcast.tumblr.com, and @that70spodcast on Twitter with any questions, theories, and ideas to throw our way!

You ever say something that causes a chain reaction and you immediately regret it? Well, that's probably not as bad as Eric, when he pretty much killed his grandma with words. Granted, not very nice words, but Grandma Forman ain't -- wasn't, oops -- so nice. In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain discuss Season 1, Episode 23: "Grandma's Dead" -- where Eric says some unkind words, Donna and Hyde both try to help (in their own ways), Kitty bakes so much we might have a heart attack, and Red ends up with a toy train set? Come along for the ride! Which is a big coincidence, since, you know, Grandma Forman...died...on the...ride....yeah, we're going to hell.Contact us at that70spodcast@gmail.com, that70spodcast.tumblr.com, and @that70spodcast on Twitter with any questions, theories, and ideas to throw our way!

You heard about the new girl passing through town, yeah? All leather jackets and greasy hair and a penchant for going on long tirades about how corrupt the government is. So, she must be perfect for Hyde, right?! In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain discuss Season 1 Episode 22: "Punk Chick" - where Hyde gets a new girl and Eric has a little trouble...divesting Donna of her clothing. And no, we don't think Punk Chick is right for Hyde, and neither does the rest of the gang. But that's a given. As is people in New York spitting, apparently.Any claims made by Kitty about New York are not the thoughts of the two girls making this podcast. We swear. :)Contact us at that70spodcast@gmail.com, that70spodcast.tumblr.com, and @that70spodcast on Twitter with any questions, theories, or ideas to throw our way!

Kelso takes a tumble and Forman's parents rumble ... in the sack. And it's traumatizing. Like, you have no idea. In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain discuss Season 1, Episode 21: "Water Tower" -- in which we ask the real questions. Why is this water tower so small? Aren't water towers normally really big? How did Kelso survive that fall? Shouldn't he be a pile of goo? Why did the hospital bandage Kelso's head when there wasn't a wound there? Why is he suddenly so dirty? Did they stop to roll in the mud? Why is Eric still thinking about seeing his parents five days later? What's happened between Prom Night, where Hyde was super sweet and lovely to her, and now that has made Jackie so desperate for Kelso to question their friendship? Why do we have so many questions? Let's get started!Contact us at that70spodcast@gmail.com, that70spodcast.tumblr.com, and @that70spodcast on Twitter with any questions, theories, or ideas to throw our way!

A long long time ago, in a decade far away, one of the most famous movies of all time hit theaters for the first time -- and the gang is front row and center. In this episode Cheyenne and Rain discuss Season 1, Episode 20: "A New Hope" -- where it's all Star Wars all of the time, Cheyenne totally gets confused over who kisses who and where and who said what, oh and an old frenemy with a past of scoliosis and asthma comes to town to cause more havoc than anticipated. Fists up, Eric Skywalker, it's time for a rumble.Contact us at that70spodcast@gmail.com, that70spodcast.tumblr.com, and @that70spodcast on Twitter with any questions, theories, or ideas to throw our way!

You know, prom is fun and carefree (and someone always spikes the punch) unless you're going with someone you didn't intend to, even if it was for a quarter. Just kidding. Pam Macy doesn't deserve this. But Kelso? You can't get mad when your best guy moves in on your best gal -- even though he only had her best interests at heart. Well, that, and she cried. It sucks when girls cry, man. In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain discuss Season 1, Episode 19: "Prom Night" -- where Donna and Eric plan to get busy, and Jackie teams up with an unlikely source to make her night super special.Contact us at that70spodcast@gmail.com, that70spodcast.tumblr.com, and @that70spodcast on Twitter with any questions, theories, or ideas to throw our way!

Jackie would've made Kelso use protection, but everyone knows you can't get pregnant eight days after your period. Or at least so says her cousin, Karla. Who happens to be very wrong. In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain discuss Season One, Episode 17: The Pill -- where Jackie makes a tremendous mistake. What can Jackie say? She's only a sophomore, after all. And Donna decides that she refuses to fall down the same path, and steps forward to prevent it. This is basically an MTV show, people.Contact us at that70spodcast@gmail.com, that70spodcast.tumblr.com, and @that70spodcast on Twitter with any questions, theories, or ideas to throw our way!

Can you feel the love, tonight? The roses are blooming. The cherubs are singing. It's Valentine's Day in Point Place, Wisconsin and "romance" is supposed to be in the air. In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain discuss Season One, Episode 16: First Date -- where Eric manipulates the situation to get a date with Donna and Kelso manipulates Jackie to drop her pants. Contact us at that70spodcast@gmail.com, that70spodcast.tumblr.com, and @that70spodcast on Twitter with any questions, theories, or ideas to throw our way!

Let's get ready to rummmmmble! Who needs time away from your hard ass father when he can join you, ring side at the wrestling match of a lifetime? Just make sure you play nice. And don't forget to console dear old dad's friend, as long as he buys you a beer first. In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain discuss Season 1 Episode 15: "That Wrestling Show" -- where the gang takes no prisoners, regardless if they're related to you. Contact us at that70spodcast@gmail.com, that70spodcast.tumblr.com, and @that70spodcast on Twitter with any questions, theories, or ideas to throw our way!