That 70's Podcast

Hey, everyone! We've attached a short explanation as to why we've been gone for so long and why we'll be gone just a little bit longer. We're sorry to keep you guys waiting, but hopefully you'll stick around for when we make our big return!Love you guys, stay groovy. ✌️✌️✌️- Rain & Cheyenne -

When you and your friends are planning a high priority beer run across State Boarders, there's one major rule: leave the problem children at home. Unfortunately, Kelso and Fez ..... and Leo are allowed in the car, anyway. In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain discuss Season 3, Episode 23: Canadian Road Trip, in which Eric, Hyde, Kelso, Fez, and Leo get trapped in Canada, Jackie gets scammed by a fake modeling agency, and Red finds a way to annoy his wife with a VCR -- because why watch Roots when it's airing, when you can sit in silence and not record it and then not be able to watch it the next day?Contact us at that70spodcast@gmail.com, that70spodcast.tumblr.com, and @that70spodcast on Twitter with any questions, ideas or theories to throw our way! And don't forget the Twitter polls!---[NOTE: CHANGE]Instagram: @rainhammoura/@ughitscheyenneTumblr: alciavikkander/c-sandTwitter: thebeautyreader/@ughitscheyenneYoutube: thebeautyreader

Insecurity, recklessness, and just plain stupidity. Sounds like a recipe for my life right? Right, but it's also about Eric and Donna............and Jackie and Kelso..............and just Eric. Just....just Eric. In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain discuss Season 3, Episode 22: "Eric's Drunken Tattoo" -- where Eric sake's up and his stupidity levels rise, Donna rightfully keeps her private thoughts...well, private, and Jackie is once again worried about her relationship with Kelso, just not in the way she things. Let's also not forget Fez's x-ray glasses he got for a dollar. Swindled again, 'nuff said.Contact us at that70spodcast@gmail.com, that70spodcast.tumblr.com, and @that70spodcast on Twitter with any questions, ideas or theories to throw our way! And don't forget the Twitter polls!---[NOTE: CHANGE]Instagram: @rainhammoura/@ughitscheyenneTumblr: alciavikkander/c-sandTwitter: thebeautyreader/@ughitscheyenneYoutube: thebeautyreader

Eighty years ago Fez went on a date with Donna. And we watched that date. And we took notes about that date. And then. We disappeared. But, now we're back! And we're talking about that date. And it's great. In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain are talking about Season 3, Episode 21: Fez Dates Donna -- in which, Fez .................... dates Donna, Bob acts like a jackass about a garage, and Hyde and Eric start up a poll, betting on Jackie and Kelso's [because APPARENTLY THEY'RE BACK TOGETHER AND WE FORGOT] impending doomed relationship.Contact us at that70spodcast@gmail.com, that70spodcast.tumblr.com, and @that70spodcast on Twitter with any questions, ideas or theories to throw our way! And don't forget the Twitter polls! ---Instagram: @rainhammoura/@ughitscheyenneTumblr: alciavikkander/c-sandTwitter: bijessmarriano/@ughitscheyenneYoutube: thebeautyreader

Once again, we're given the evidence that Donna and Eric really need to get their shit together. Or the writers just should not have focused on them as much as have. It gets tiring, doesn't it? Seeing them fight every episode, like chill out fam. In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain discuss season 3, episode 20: "Holy Craps" -- in which Eric has a "horrible" fantasy of what a bad life with Donna will be like, Fez finally realizes how scary Caroline truly is, and Kitty has trouble keeping all of the boys in line at the church fundraiser.Contact us at that70spodcast@gmail.com, that70spodcast.tumblr.com, and @that70spodcast on Twitter with any questions, ideas or theories to throw our way! And don't forget the Twitter polls!---Instagram: @rainhammoura/@ughitscheyenneTumblr: alciavikkander/c-sandTwitter: bijessmarriano/@ughitscheyenne

What's more uncomfortable than going to see a porn playing in the movie theater, by yourself? Going to see a porn playing in the movie theater, with your four best friends of course! In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain discuss Season 3, Episode 19:  Eric's Naughty No No, in which Eric gets insecure about his lack of moves in the bedroom -- leading him to try something unexpected to Donna, that makes her beyond uncomfortable, Kitty's sister Paula comes into town after ten years to show off how much of a success that she is, and Hyde convinces Kelso that he needs to tell Jackie every. single. thing. that he's ever done wrong, because he's totally not harboring any residual feelings for her. Definitely not. That'd be crazy.Contact us at that70spodcast@gmail.com, that70spodcast.tumblr.com, and @that70spodcast on Twitter with any questions, ideas or theories to throw our way! And don't forget the Twitter polls! ---Instagram: @rainhammoura/@ughitscheyenneTumblr: alciavikkander/c-sa

Have you ever tried to test a significant other? Boiling down your relationship to a couple of questions and 'hopefully they got the right answer otherwise they're not the right person for me'? Well, then, you're Jackie Burkhart. Which, let's be real, there's nothing wrong with that, but overall, it's probably not a good sign of your previous and currently going relationship if you need to test them with words the poor person can't even spell. In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain discuss Season 3, Episode 18: "The Trials of Michael Kelso" - in which Fez gets beat up by a rival school and spray painted on an uncomfortable place, Eric is oddly cold about the whole thing, Jackie takes it upon herself to try and test Michael in all areas of life -- even parenting ability and let's just say, that poor egg should've know it had it coming -- and Donna wants to be a lumberjack.Contact us at that70spodcast@gmail.com, that70spodcast.tumblr.com, and @that70spodcast on Twitter with any questions, ideas or comments to throw

You know, there are many things in this world that we have in common with Eric and Red Forman. More specifically: a lack of memory. (At least for Cheyenne.) In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain record a day late (but, honestly, who's shocked?) and discuss Season 3, Episode 17: "Kitty's Birthday (That's TODAY?!!)", in which Eric and Red act concerningly OOC in their disregard of Kitty and all that she does for them (then forget her birthday/then buy her shitty ass gifts from the gas station/then pretend to do housework that she'd ACTUALLY have to do later), Hyde gets to know Caroline and wishes that he didn't, and Kelso uses the age old tactic of manipulation to try and trick Jackie into thinking that they're just good 'ol friends, so that she'll want to sleep with him again. Because. That's not awful, at all. Contact us at that70spodcast@gmail.com, that70spodcast.tumblr.com, and @that70spodcast on Twitter with any questions, ideas or theories to throw our way! And don't forget the Twitter po

You ever plan for a weekend getaway with your significant other and suddenly your parents show up right at the exact place -- one door over specifically -- that you are? Eric and Donna really can't catch a break it seems. But hey, at least there's tiny food and tiny booze. In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain discuss Season 3, Episode 16: "Romantic Weekend" -- where Donna and Eric lie to their parents and spend the weekend in a hotel room, Kitty and Red do the same (how tiny is this town??), and poor Kelso can't get his man to stand at attention unless Jackie is around. Also, we wonder if Kahlua and Scotch really does taste like Dr. Pepper.Contact us at that70spodcast@gmail.com, that70spodcast.tumblr.com, and @that70spodcast on Twitter with any questions, ideas or theories to throw our way! And don't forget the Twitter polls! Disclaimer: Sorry for the late upload time, there was a lot of technical difficulties that will hopefully be righted by next week. ---Instagram: @transparentr

"If you ever leave me, I'll kill you." .................... Is what a crazy psycho would say on their second date with a sweet foreign exchange student who's just trying to find love. And everyone thought Caroline would be so sweet. Well. Think again. In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain discus Season 3, Episode 15: Donna's Panties -- in which Fez's sweet Valentines Day takes an unexpected and dark turn, Jackie hates Kelso, until she doesn't, Kelso loves Laurie, until he doesn't, Donna and Eric argue about underwear .............................. again, and Kitty makes an inappropriate joke about Donna sitting on her sons' face! Exciting stuff, people. Exciting stuff! Contact us at that70spodcast@gmail.com, that70spodcast.tumblr.com, and @that70spodcast on Twitter with any questions, ideas or theories to throw our way! And don't forget the Twitter polls!Disclaimer: I'm so sorry I'm posting everything so late -- I had a million issues getting things right this week. There's some heavy fan act

You know, usually when your significant other gets a really cool job that they actually love and are good at, it's best to be...oh, what's the word...supportive? Once again, we see Eric can be quite the piss baby about Donna having any kind of life outside of him, and frankly my dear, it stinks. Learn to trust your girl, man. In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain discuss Season 3, Episode 14: "Radio Daze" - in which Hot Donna makes her first appearance at the radio station, Red's entire storyline is helping his slacker ex-employee get his job back, Hyde gets his new hot car, and Jackie is swayed by Kelso (yet again) and loses 500 bucks to him in the process. And Fez spends the whole time staring at National Geographic Magazines because of naked women, but what else is new. Contact us at that70spodcast@gmail.com, that70spodcast.tumblr.com, and @that70spodcast on Twitter with any questions, ideas or theories to throw our way! And don't forget the Twitter polls!Disclaimer: We know the beginning clip

I think we can all agree, the best part about going out to dinner isn't the food. It's the conspiracy theories, the abandonment issues, that paranoia, the not paying, the marathon running, and the sepia toned freeze frame as you fling your desperate body out of the door -- on your way to dine and dash freedom. In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain discuss Season 3, Episode 13 -- in which Kelso comes into sudden money, but doesn't plan on using that fresh cash to pay for the meal he invited everyone out to, Bob makes Red offering him a job a lot more annoying than it needs to be, and Fez essentially harasses his crush while she's at work.Contact us at that70spodcast@gmail.com, that70spodcast.tumblr.com, and @that70spodcast on Twitter with any questions, ideas or theories to throw our way! And don't forget the Twitter polls!---Instagram: @transparentring/@cheygranTumblr: nancyywheller/c-sandTwitter: bijessmarriano (previously nancyywheellers)/@cssssand

Don't you just sometimes wish you could be suave and silky instead of weird and nervous? Yeah, so does Fez. Poor boy finally really likes a girl and can't muster up one little ball to ask said girl out with help from his friends. But hey, we've all been there. In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain are discussing Season 3, Episode 12: "Fez Gets the Girl" -- in which Donna wins free Zeppelin tickets (and must choose between the core four to take with her), Eric is a very good little worker, and Laurie somehow loses all ability to do hair weirdly enough given she seems to have been able to do hers just fine for the past 20 something years.Contact us at that70spodcast@gmail.com, that70spodcast.tumblr.com, and @that70spodcast on Twitter with any questions, ideas or theories to throw our way! And don't forget the Twitter polls!---Instagram: @transparentring/@cheygranTumblr: nancyywheller/c-sandTwitter: bijessmarriano (previously nancyywheellers)

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a UFO!! It's a! ....... oh .... Oh, it's a Good Year blimp. When UFO hunting with Michael Kelso remember one very important thing: do not go UFO hunting with Michael Kelso. Or Leo for that matter. Although, he will bring snacks! In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain discuss Season 3, Episode 11: Who Wants It More? In which Donna bans sex from Eric after he mocks her opinion on their homework assignment and Eric bans sex from Donna [because apparently, despite what she thinks will happen, that does work in reverse] in retaliation for her banning him, And they both end up suffering. Because, who knew Eric's "Attractive Face" was just so damn hot? Even Donna's surprised.Contact us at that70spodcast@gmail.com, that70spodcast.tumblr.com, and @that70spodcast on Twitter with any questions, theories, or ideas to throw our way! And don't forget the Twitter polls!---Instagram: @transparentring/@cheygranTumblr: nancyywheller/c-sandTwitter: nancyywheellers

First things first, never lie to your friends about where you'll be staying for the night just to get them to come along to a Jackie/Kelso reunion. No one wants to pee and bathe in the same trash can...long story. Second thing, never underestimate Michael Kelso when it comes to knowing pretty much everything about his ex-girlfriend even though he treated her like crap during the actual course of their relationships. In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain discuss Season 3, Episode 10: "Ice Shack" - in which a unique version of 'The Newlywed Game' is played, Hyde gets pulled over for holding...dog food (because they couldn't give him an actual good story line), and the van somehow gets submerged in ice. If only that would actually kill it.Contact us at that70spodcast@gmail.com, that70spodcast.tumblr.com, and @that70spodcast on Twitter with any questions, theories, or ideas to throw our way! And don't forget the Twitter polls!---Instagram: @transparentring/@cheygranTumblr: nancyywheller/c-sandTwitter: nancyywheeller

In a rare moment of clarity in the mysterious timeline of That 70's Show, it's Christmas time in Point Place! Christmas antenna's, Christmas blankets, Christmas bananas, and predator firefighters. Tis the season to get sloppy, after all. In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain discuss Season 3, Episode 9: Hyde's Christmas Rager -- in which we forget, until this moment, that Hyde's moved out of the Forman House and into his father's apartment, Bud's oblivious on how to be a parent, Kitty wants Hyde to come home, Eric gets trashed, and Jackie gets hit on by a man who dated her mother twenty years prior. Because that's not disgusting, at all.Contact us at that70spodcast@gmail.com, that70spodcast.tumblr.com, and @that70spodcast on Twitter with any questions, ideas, or theories to throw our way! And don't forget the Twitter polls!---Instagram: @transparentring/@cheygranTumblr: nancyywheller/c-sandTwitter: nancyywheellers

Not that Jackie and Hyde date. Nope. Not them. It's the most romantic day of the year -- Veteran's Day -- and Jackie has some schemes up her sleeves. When Hyde turns her down, yet again, in the most brutal haiku you've ever heard, she enlists band member and resident douchebag Chip to hang on her arm at the Forman's Annual Barbecue. In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain discuss Season 3, Episode 8: Jackie Bags Hyde -- in which Red's rude, Bob's going out of business, Donna yells at Eric for something she didn't tell him, Hyde finally asks Jackie on a date, and we rejoice at one of our favorite episodes!Contact us at that70spodcast@gmail.com, that70spodcast.tumblr.com, and @that70spodcast on Twitter with any questions, theories, or ideas to throw our way! And don't forget about the Twitter polls!---Instagram: @transparentring/@cheygranTumblr: nancyywheller/c-sandPhotography Tumblr: rainhammoura.co.vu

The concept that women will stay at home with the children while the men are out with 9-5 jobs and bringing home the bacon is so antiquated it hurts my soul a little bit, as well as Donna's. But I'm also not saying that if that's what women want, and what they find enjoyable that they shouldn't want that, just like Kitty. Let's just say....the boys in this show should let the women be in charge of many, many things, especially their own bodies and their own lives. In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain discuss Season 3, Episode 7: "Baby Fever" -- where Eric won't shut up about how great Donna will be as a stay at home mother even though that's not what she wants, Laurie falls in love with the new baby in the household and Kitty falls for the idea of having more, and Jackie and Kelso duke it out and the greatest who-owes-who basement showdown while Fez and Hyde watch from afar. Just let women want what they want, man.Contact us at that70spodcast@gmail.com, that70spodcast.tumblr.com, and @that70spodcast on Twitter

So, say you find a cute pair of underwear in your boyfriend's (or girlfriends) car. What do you do? Go running around town asking everyone but the person in question? Yeah, that's what Donna does too. But hey, at least it's entertaining! In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain discuss Season 3, Episode 6: "Eric's Panties" -- in which Eric tries to make Donna jealous, Donna does absolutely nothing about this overt attempt at getting some kind of emotion out of her until she sees a pair of panties in the front seat of the Vista Cruiser, and 'what's that Lord? Red can't eat like utter shit anymore? Will do!'Contact us at that70spodcast@gmail.com, that70spodcast.tumblr.com, and @that70spodcast on Twitter with any questions, theories, or just fun to throw our way! And don't forget to answer the twitter polls!---Instagram: @transparentring/@cheygranTumblr: nancyywheller/c-sandTwitter: nancyywheellers

Riddle me this: when the Roller Disco Doo-Dah comes to Kenosha, who should you pick as your partner? Hyde, the guy you like that hates Disco and has already turned you down for partnering? Or Fez. The guy who's a wicked good dancer who really wants to compete with you and win? This is a tough one. Take your time, Jackie. In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain discuss Season 3, Episode 5: Roller Disco -- in which Fez has all the right moves, until he contemplates taking advantage of a drunk girl, Kelso has all the wrong moves, until he has a really human moment with Donna ... before promptly trying to assault her and calling her a tease, and Earl decides to sue Red for wrongful termination. Red? Full of rage? Short tempered? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Never. Contact us at that70spodcast@gmail.com, that70spodcast.tumblr.com, and @that70spodcast on Twitter with any questions, theories, or ideas to throw our way! And don't forget about the Twitter polls!---Instagram: @transparent