That 70's Podcast

Deadly planes, killer crows, scrubber blows, and vertigo -- oh my! It's time to get our Hitchcock Parody on with That 70's Shows' second Halloween episode. In this episode Cheyenne and Rain discuss Season 3, Episode 4: Too Old To Trick-Or-Treat, To Young To Die -- in which Fez shows off his ass, Donna's a little too boring for Eric, Kelso becomes a Forman, Danny's brother makes an appearance as an over zealous paper boy, and Cheyenne hasn't watched enough Hitchcock movies and gets confused about what parody is what. Contact us at that70spodcast@gmail.com, that70spodcast.tumblr.com, and @that70spodcast on Twitter with any questions, theories, or ideas to throw our way! And don't forget about the Twitter polls!---Instagram: @transparentring/@cheygranTumblr: nancyywheller/c-sandPhotography Tumblr: rainhammoura.co.vu

1, 2, 3, 4...Hyde's father has been back for year and hasn't come knocking on the door. Dick. Who needs confrontation with the one and only son you abandoned when you can just hide away behind the wood a nasty bar? In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain discuss Season 3, Episode 3: "Hyde's Father" -- where Hyde finally confronts his terrible father, Red is glad the drama isn't about their fucking family for once, and Donna has a little trouble accepting the other two-dimensional women in Eric's life. Who knew boys could be so gross? *raises hand* Me, me, over here, I knew they could. Contact us at that70spodcast.gmail.com, that70spodcast.tumblr.com, and @that70spodcast on Twitter with any questions, ideas, or theories to throw our way! Don't forget about the Twitter polls!--Instagram: transparentring / cheygranTumblr: nancyywheller / c-sandPhotography Tumblr: rainhammoura.co.vu

Going off the last episode, we get to see more of Red's crazy side. I mean -- wait -- let's be real here, when was he never not crazy? But, oh hell's bell's, might as well stick to those rules that he believes aren't that strict. Oh Red, you need some help. In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain discuss Season 3, Episode 2: "Red Sees Red" -- where the Forman house is like a prison, Laurie is under the curfew for some reason even though she's old enough to do whatever the hell she wants, and The Brady Brunch Variety Hour is what we should strive to be to become a functioning family. Get your pink glitter and ruffles ready, it's time for the show!Contact us at that70spodcast@gmail.com, that70spodcast.tumblr.com, and @that70spodcast on Twitter with any idea, theories, or questions to throw our way! Don't forget the Twitter polls~--Instagram: transparentring / cheygranTumblr: nancyywheller / c-sandPhotography Tumblr: rainhammoura.co.vu

Lessons from Eric Forman. Number One: When your father asks you if your best friend has ever pressured you into drugs, you confidently say that, no, you've never been pressured. Number Two: After you've unnecessarily blabbered that you also do drugs to try and save said friend from being kicked out of your house (even though your parents have already changed their minds) -- when your father asks you how long you've been doing them (after too long of a pause) you respond, "Ehhh a week." instead of, "Since I was, like, thirteen." To everyone's horror, after Hyde's arrest and Eric's big mouth, Red has decided that he's been to lenient on the kids underneath his care. You see, FUN TIME IS OVER. In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain start Season 3, Episode 1: Reefer Madness -- in which Red doesn't bail Hyde out of jail, Jackie is proud of the fact that Steven got arrested for her, Bob has a weird hatred of Hyde despite the fact that he and Midge also smoke -- and swing, Red's afraid that Hyde's drug habit will n

Eric is allowed to streak in front of the President while wearing a Nixon mask -- even if he bumped his head or something and can't remember it happening. [We genuinely don't know if this is a character thing or a writer thing]. Donna, however, is not allowed to moon the camera at a pep rally. That is what we learn today, kids! You see, Eric owns her butt, apparently. Obviously. Makes total sense. In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain discuss Season 2, Episode 26: Moon Over Point Place -- in which Eric is a prude, Donna is hilarious, Fez is mad at The White Man, Kelso loses some cash, Jackie signs her and Hyde up for Roller Disco, Hyde is super mean about it, Jackie buys weed from her maid to prove that she's not A Square, and Hyde goes to jail for it.  And That 70's Podcast officially finishes off another season!Contact us at that70spodcast@gmail.com, that70spodcast.tumblr.com, and @that70spodcast on Twitter with any questions, theories, or ideas to throw our way! And don't forget about the

You must be cool and aloof. Don't let things get to you and become impatient. Because 1) that can lead to high blood pressure and no one wants that and 2) it's just not ~zen~ enough, man. Let's be real though, we're all a little bit of both of the impatient nature of Jackie and the cool exterior of Hyde. Also that's what makes them absolutely perfect for each other but that's unfortunately not for a few more seasons. Anyways, today Cheyenne and Rain are celebrating the 50th episode -- 50TH EPISODE! -- by discussing Season 2, Episode 25: "Cat Fight Club" -- where Hyde teaches Jackie to be zen and that's all that happens. Oh, and maybe something to do with Laurie invited Kelso to dinner as her "boyfriend" and Red not even remotely surprisingly hating it, and Laurie being childish and always antagonizing Jackie. But as they say, where zen ends, ass kicking begins. So, go take her down, Jackie. Contact us at that70spodcast@gmail.com, that70spodcast.tumblr.com, and @that70spodcast on Twitter with any questions, th

Our car got hit...by another...car...accident! That's the word. Just kidding guys, we're perfectly fine. Although Rain is a bit banged up in the sinus area, but that's nothing new. However, Red's employee Earl is a bit banged up everywhere and was probably dropped on his head at some point, this poor man, can't come up with a good excuse for each day he's late. Get it together, man. In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain discuss Season 2, Episode 24: "Red Fired Up" -- in which Red and Eric surprisingly get along (albeit for just a short time), Kitty becomes surprisingly concerned about Laurie's sexual and romantic encounters, and Jackie is still upset over the breakup with Kelso. Except not for the reasons you think, she just wants to be able to make him miserable again. Understandable.Contact us at that70spodcast@gmail.com, that70spodcast.tumblr.com, and @that70spodcast on Twitter with any questions, ideas, or theories to throw our way! And look out for the polls we post on Twitter each week!---Instagram: @trans

Kitty will give you an option: you can choose to go to church and not be a sinner, or you can choose to not choose to not go to church and not be a sinner. When it comes to her and her family's ticket through those pearly white gates, it's really very simple: you go every Sunday. Unfortunately for her, her children don't quite see it that way. In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain discuss Season 2, Episode 23: Holy Crap! In which Jackie's already mooning over Kelso again, Kelso grows a gross beard, Fez grows a beautiful one, Red doesn't think anything is his fault, Kitty's desperate for two grown people to attend church even though they don't want to, Pastor Dave tries to make religion cool and hip to get the kids to come to mass, Laurie tries to make Pastor Dave come in general, and Rain and I do our best to not insult anyone on this topic! Just remember, there are much better drugs than LSD and PCP. It's time to get high on G.O.D.Contact us at that70spodcast@gmail.com, that70spodcast.tumblr.com,

When you cheat on your girlfriend with multiple people (the entire time you're dating them), make her feed and clothe you, and burn down her house -- you're allowed to be angry when she accepts a date with another person. Obviously. Makes sense. Even if she doesn't even consider it a real date and is just there for the food. So says Kelso, after all, and he is one bright cookie. In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain discuss Season 2, Episode 22: Jackie Moves On -- in which Jackie does not move on, more fats jokes and fat shaming are made, Red pretends he's interested in jewelry, Kitty pretends that's normal, Laurie looses her biting wit, Eric burns himself, we wonder why the our recording session is so long, and Jackie turns into a blueberry.Contact us at that70spodcast@gmail.com, that70spodcast.tumblr.com, and @that70spodcast on Twitter with any questions, theories or ideas to throw our way! And don't forget to answer our polls on Twitter!---Instragram: @transparentring/@cheygranTumblr: nancyywheller/

Okay, the boy part isn't true...for the most part. But let's be real here for a second, when Kelso is out of your life, the whole world is your playground. And Jackie picks the one jungle gym that has a little bit of rust around the edges. Hyde can complain all he wants, but he got some new boots and got to hang out with a beautiful girl so it's not all bad. In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain discuss Season 2, Episode 21: "Kelso's Serenade" -- where Kelso tries to win Jackie back with a terrible song not written on his own guitar, Fez also tries to win Jackie...sort of...he mainly just talks about his love for her but doesn't really do anything about it, and Donna and Eric get into a fight over...something? Who cares when you can stare at Jackie and Hyde.Contact us at that70spodcast@gmail.com, that70spodcast.tumblr.com, and @that70spodcast on Twitter with any theories, questions, and ideas to throw our way! And don't forget to answer our polls.--Instagram: @transparentring/@cheygranTumblr: nancyywheller/

This episode might be triggering for some due to the nature of an accidental killing of a cat.* ACCIDENTAL. By a car that was going no more than 1.5 miles per hour. Poor Mr. Bonkers, he just wanted to play. I will say this cats death was more saddening than Grandma Forman's...which says a lot. In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain discuss Season 2, Episode 20: "Kiss of Death" -- where Mr. Bonkers shows up for all of 2 seconds even though Donna said she's had him since she was three -- really, like where was he the rest of the time? --  Jackie sees something she'd rather not but at least it makes her come to her senses, and Fez ends up being a pain in the side with the pain in his side. Plus some cheesy puff dust left on his pants.Contact us at that70spodcast@gmail.com, that70spodcast.tumblr.com, and @that70spodcast on Twitter with any questions, ideas, or theories to throw our way! And don't forget to answer our polls on Twitter.--Instagram: @transparenring/@cheygranTumblr: nancyywheller/c-sandPhotogra

Rule number one for car sex: Never wear pants -- skirts are girls best friend. And with a friend like Jackie, you'd think Donna would've known that by now. Unfortunately for her, Donna doesn't just choose pants, she chooses to strip down all together. And so does Eric. On the side of the road. A rookie mistake, obviously, which results in a police officer busting them in all of their naked glory. The rub? He takes them home where Kitty and Red learn that their son has been "doin' it" for quite some time. In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain discuss Season 2, Episode 19: "Parents Find Out" -- in which Donna can't tell her parents, Eric can't tell them either, Kitty has a breakdown over her baby boy growing up, Jackie's a pervert, Hyde and Kelso show off how shallow they are, Fez gets rewarded for being desperate enough to not care who he makes out with, with really hot gymnasts, and Red (A GROWN ASS MAN) can't make himself something to eat.Contact us at that70spodcast@gmail.com, that70sp

What do you do when you need new underwear? Make your mother feel bad about wanting to be your mother, apparently. What do you do when the foreigner who's obsessed with you focusses his attentions on a girl he insulted pretty badly in a previous episode, who should really love herself and get away from him? Freak out and contemplate running her out of town, apparently. [But, no, really Patty. Run girl.] In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain discuss Season 2, Episode 18: "Kitty and Eric's Night Out" -- in which everyone's acting insane, Eric ignores his mother for no reason, Jackie deals with the loss of Fez's undivided attentions, Hyde becomes a father, we become obsessed with "neeeeples", Patty forgets that Fez abandoned her mid-date for the blonde, and we try to pretend we're not depressed over Donald Trump. Contact us at that70spodcast@gmail.com, that70spodcast.tumblr.com, and @that70spodcast on Twitter with any questions, theories or ideas to throw our way! And don't forget to answer our polls on Twitte

You know how they say "size doesn't matter, just the way you use it"? Well, unfortunately everything about Eric's motion of the ocean certainly didn't help his first time situation with Donna. At least he tried...right? That's all that matters. But not according to Kelso who just wants to burn his ass to the ground just like he did with Jackie's house. In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain discuss Season 2, Episode 17: "Afterglow" -- where we literally bask in the aftermath of a couple's first time and all the awkwardness that comes with it, Jackie doesn't keep a secret because she somehow thinks she's helping, and for some reason Red buys a motorcycle, the one man on the face of the earth is so not a motorcycle man.Contact us at that70spodcast@gmail.com, that70spodcast.tumblr.com, and @that70spodcast on Twitter with any questions, theories or ideas to throw our way! And don't forget to answer our polls on Twitter!---Instragram: @transparentring/@cheygranTumblr: nancyywheller/c-sandPhotography Tumblr: rainhammou

They don't technically say this in this episode, but let's be real, when you're about to get down, you need to put on that raincoat. Let's really hope that Donna and Eric did just that, cause you know, in the heat of the moment and well-written wedding vows that aren't even for you, you might tend to forget things. In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain discuss Season 2, Episode 16: "The First Time" - where vows are exchanged between the couple that should honestly just break up already, another couple learns what it means to be fashionable in Fall, and our third couple finally does the deed. FINALLY. And you know, Hyde is off doing...something. Probably eating half of his meatball sub. Oh, and Kitty wins!Contact us at that70spodcast@gmail.com, that70spodcast.tumblr.com, and @that70spodcast on Twitter with any questions, theories, or ideas to throw our way! And don't forget to take our weekly polls for every episode!---Instagram: @transparentring/@cheygranTumblr: nancyywheller/c-sandPhotography Tumblr: rainhammou

There's nothing quite like a classy dinner party of eight at the Burkhart residence to really make Point Place shine. Only, this classy dinner doesn't have eight people. It has eighty. And there's a pant-less boy running around. And Hyde and Fez are drinking brandy out her fathers' crystal. And Eric's letting it all hang out. And Amy Adams is there! And Donna isn't being a great friend. Until she is. Oh, and Kelso sets the place on fire. Obviously. In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain discuss Season 2, Episode 15: Burning Down the House. In which Jackie's "boring" quiet night of classical music and dignity immediately turns into the biggest party of the year, all courtesy of Kelso, who's so very sure that he's doing the right thing. This party is on fiyyyaa!Contact us at that70spodcast@gmail.com, that70spodcast.tumblr.com, and @that70spodcast on Twitter with any theories, ideas or questions to throw our way. Instagram: @transparentring/@cheygranTumblr: nancyywheller/c-sandPhotograpy Tum

"It's sort of like the same episode from season one, but different," the writers at That 70's Show probably said to each other as they patted each other on the backs. Red has an ego. Eric stands up for himself. Hyde gets strangely cruel. Laurie wants a relationship. And green m&m's make you horny. In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain discuss Season 2, Episode 14: Red Gets a Job. In which Red and Eric both go for jobs at the newest chain store in town: Pricemart (much to Red's dismay), and the audience discovers the Formans' magical telephone that can be hung up and still have the person on the other end, after you remember to pick the phone back off the hook. It's the 70's, right? Anything goes?Contact us at that70spodcast@gmail.com, that70spodcast.tumblr.com, and @that70spodcast on Twitter with any theories, ideas or questions to throw our way. Instagram: @transparentring/@cheygranTumblr: nancyywheller/c-sandPhotograpy Tumblr: rainhammoura.co.vu

A deer and some  rabbits and even little pheasants - more like crows, but we'll forgive Fez and his soul sucking abilities. Hunting is a veritable sort of sport, it brings out the crazies and even the heart to hearts...in the middle of the forest...with guns in hand. Maybe not the best idea. In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain discuss Season 2, Episode 13: "Hunting" -- where Red and the boys (plus Bob) go hunting and the girls stay back home and swindle some cold hard cash in a very poorly played game of poker. But hey, at least they have food on the table at the end of the day...just make sure it's not still moving.Contact us at that70spodcast@gmail.com, that70spodcast.tumblr.com, and @that70spodcast on Twitter with any theories, ideas or questions to throw our way.Instagram: @transparentring/@cheygranTumblr: nancyywheller/c-sandPhotograpy Tumblr: rainhammoura.co.vu

Did you ever have that special hiding spot for your extra cash as a kid? You know, extra crisp 'dolla-dolla' bills that you got as allowance for doing petty chores around the house and then you stuck them under your mattress or in the not-so-clever sock drawer? Well, if you're like Eric, you stuck it in the never forgotten -- and surprisingly still played -- Candy Land. In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain discuss Season 2, Episode 12: "Eric's Stash" -- where we learn that 'stash' means cash and not hash, Eric blames Hyde for her monetary troubles, and on the other end of the spectrum, Fez tries to sneak in and win the heart of the future Miss Dairy Princess.Contact us at that70spodcast@gmail.com, that70spodcast.tumblr.com, and @that70'spodcast on Twitter with any questions, ideas, or theories to throw our way! Also, don't forget to join in on our (new) weekly polls on Twitter. :)Instagram: @transparentring/@cheygranTumblr: nancyywheller/c-sandPhotography Tumblr: rainhammoura.co.vu

Laurie Lies. Everyone knows that. Everyone but Red, of course, who still believes that his baby girl is his Baby Girl. [But, not like that.] So, when she decides it's time to move out of the house into an apartment with her girlfriends, he's worried, but he believes her. Everyone else? Not so much. And Laurie proves them right, when Eric and Red turn up outside her front door and some man answers. A married man. In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain discuss Season 2 Episode 11: Laurie Moves Out, in which Laurie is gone for less than a weekend, Hyde moves in upstairs for less than a weekend, Jackie grows suspicious of Kelso's relationship with Laurie ... for less than a weekend, Red is angry with Laurie for the first time in her life ...... for less than a weekend, and Laurie has the crispy-est ugly hair we've ever seen and we don't have any clue why.Contact us at that70spodcast@gmail.com, that 70spodcast.tumblr.com, and @that70spodcast on Twitter with any questions or theories or ideas to throw our way