Sixth Year Seniors

Transfer portal and opt-outs gone crazy. How are we supposed to give our listeners guaranteed winners for bowl games a week from now? Oh, we try...

Making the college bowl season better with common sense, logic and lots of pettiness. Plus thoughts on Bronny James' debut and Jayden Daniels' Heisman.

The playoff committee proved that conference recognition and network money runs college football. Florida State was right to threaten to leave the ACC in August. Plus, we review all the crazy bowl shenanigans--like edible mascots. And we talk a bit of hoops for good measure.

Championship Weekend will decide the final four teams left to fight for the national title. We have Mortgage Plays on the final Pac-12 title game and the SEC matchup. And we're on opposite sides of the Big 10 and Mountain West contests. We're making money!

Bask in the final rivalry week that means anything. Next year, both Michigan and Ohio State make the playoffs. Next year, Texas showing SEC scores won't mean anything. Next year, well, maybe Virginia Tech turns the sprinklers on Virginia and it will mean something. So much pettiness.

In the final week of the regular season, it's all about who cares, who needs style points and who needs wins.

Florida State loses its quarterback. Could they also lose a playoff birth without losing a game? Washington keeps winning and proving Vegas wrong. Michigan and Ohio State finally settles all the pettiness on the field. Auburn paid nearly $2 million to get beat by New Mexico State. And thoughts on our scumbag, Draymond Green.

Can we interest you in an eight-way tie for the Big 12 title? Bats in Nevada? Mortgage Plays in the Big 10? And two of the strangest lines with conference title implications.

Michigan doesn't miss a beat despite missing Jim Harbaugh.  The Big 12 gets crazy, and suddenly we have the greatest Matrix of Doom ever with two weeks to go. Numerous teams--including Some Team--leave their fans drinking Clorox. And Texas A&M boosters pony up for the largest buyout in college football history.

Day late, dollars short. But still throwing out free guaranteed winners. Mortgage Plays on Michigan/Penn State and Texas Tech/Kansas. 

The same old teams made the same old statements--except maybe Oklahoma. Michael Penix has his Heisman Moment in a magical game in a magical location that will never be the same. Thanks, Larry Scott. Meanwhile, Colorado's season is going off the rails just like we thought it would.

Mortgage Plays are back with plays in Bedlam and Notre Dame/Clemson. Plus, two potential parlays with large spreads and low totals. And a quick breaking news tribute to Bobby Knight.

Kansas upsets Oklahoma, and the goalposts end up in a swamp. USC and California play the best game nobody saw, and Miami FL and Virginia Tech are still contenders in the ACC. Meanwhile,  North Carolina loses in Atlanta as a double-digit favorite--as expected.

A full blitz of college football plays after a winning week. But first, thoughts on the World Series, Chris Paul and the ACC rebranding.

Oklahoma and Texas survive upsets attempts, but the same cannot be said about North Carolina. Allowing your signs to be stolen is the real crime in question. Quinn Ewers may have seen his last days in a Texas uniform, and we all knew it was coming.

The mid-week edition is a little late due to real-life work. But we still have a bundle of Guaranteed Winners, including bets on the best--and worst--Big 10 games. Spoiler: Minnesota and Iowa may have the lowest total is recorded Vegas history.

Houston, Stanford and Colorado State provide miracle finishes that nearly overshadowed the Pacific Northwest offensive war for Pac-12 leadership. Meanwhile, Louisville chokes away its ACC title hopes, the Big 10 future isn't so pretty, and a couple conferences could already have their title games booked.

Mortgage Plays are 7-3 since Week 1, and we have three more this week, including the Top 10 Pac-12 matchup in Seattle. Plus, we look at which teams are still unbeaten against the spread and on totals.

Oklahoma pulls out a legacy-making Shootout victory. Jermaine Burton single-handedly leads Alabama over Texas A&M. A top team survives another defensive meltdown--and it's not just USC. In the ACC, Louisville vaults into playoff consideration, Dez Walker is free and Mario Cristobal did what? UCLA lucks into Pac-12 contention, and Fresno finds out how tough it is in Laramie.

Neither work or travel or smoke bars prevent us from offering Guaranteed Winners, including Mortgage Plays on Rutgers/Wisconsin and Fresno/Wyoming.