Mikey Hates It Podcast

Mikey hates Chipotle. Mikey honors Father's Day with sharing stories of his horrible father. Mikey then finishes the show with talking about more terrible Facebook posts, where he gets angry and starts throwing stuff. If you like the show, don't forget to rate, subscribe, and/or write a review. If not, then that's fine too. We're all going to die eventually anyway.

Mikey begins the show by catching everyone up to speed about how screwed we all really are, and also addresses equal rights between men and women. Mikey attacks guys who think their loud car stereos are awesome. Mikey attacks more horrific Facebook statuses. And to finish the show, Mikey dives back into the dark, murky, and smelly world of fart porn for your entertainment...and it's as horrifying as ever. He also throws in some terrible homemade commercials along the way, because he's funny and adorable.

Mikey is back with a few things to say regarding his disgust with how people celebrate Spring holidays. Then he attacks more terrible Facebook posts. Mikey then launches into hilarious stories about how he was bullied. And finally, Mikey hates the stupid dumb wussy show "The Walking Dead", its awful fans, and thinks people have a lot in common with corpses. Just listen to it. And if you don't, something is going to live under your bed and grab your ankles. Not really...but is it possible? Probably.

The show begins as we check in on the "Ghost Getters", a paranormal hunting show where nothing goes right. Mikey then goes on a rant on what it's like living with a girl who moves ALL OF HIS THINGS ALL OF THE TIME. L.K. Peterson on "Uncovering Conspiracies" confronts the convenience store who shorted him 20 cents, uncovering a diabolical coverup. Mikey then cruises his cable TV programming guide, finds porn channels, and reads off the titles and their outrageous descriptions. This, however, leads to fart porn. Mikey then finishes the show with reading off terrible Facebook posts, and angrily complaining about how ridiculous they are.

Mikey hates on the Super Bowl and thinks your Super Bowl Party sucks. Then he talks about being broke in Wal-Mart. Then he hates on a useless boyfriend in a donut shop. His neighbors are God Awful. Then he can't stand Valentine's Day, and thinks you need a new lover.