Throne Improvement

Podcast Morghulis. All podcasts must die. Welcome to the beginning of the end. Friends become enemies, enemies are made out of show creators, and Wood and the Bone are caught in the middle of it all. On this epic finale episode of our podcast, we review the end of an era: the series finale of our beloved Game of Thrones. Join us as we discuss the show runners, rabid fans and... earless dogs? You won't want to miss this one. Give us a pet before we go north because after this, you'll never see us again (unless you have to take the fall to protect the Realm and renounce your birthright, after wondering for years who you are, to appease a eunuch warlord who assisted in a mass genocide!). Email us at throneimprovement@gmail.com, and we'll read it on our next show! Follow us on our social channels for fun in between podcasts. Facebook: facebook.com/woodandthebone Twitter: twitter.com/woodandthebone Instagram: instagram.com/woodandthebone

HEATWAVE! Wood, Wark and the Bone are back to discuss the penultimate episode of the Duffer Brother’s own GAME OF THRONES. The boys work through their mixed emotions and discuss the episode that has split the fanbase like Hot Pie’s pants after a nameday feast! The highs! The lows! The bad Leno impressions! All are covered within this SCORCHER of an ep. Email us at throneimprovement@gmail.com, and we'll read it on our next show! Follow us on our social channels for fun in between podcasts. Facebook: facebook.com/woodandthebone Twitter: twitter.com/woodandthebone Instagram: instagram.com/woodandthebone

The end is near! That's right, folks. We are only two episodes away from the end of our favorite TV show ever. Come on in off the Kingsroad, grab a bottle of your favorite ale and cozy up next to the dwindling fire of Throne Improvement. On this episode, we discuss such hot topics such as who's dating who, where your favorite pets are going and what is Daenerys' favorite flavored latte! So grab your special knight, chop off your best friend's head and hug your dragon because it's about to get emotional up in here. Email us at throneimprovement@gmail.com, and we'll read it on our next show! Follow us on our social channels for fun in between podcasts. Facebook: facebook.com/woodandthebone Twitter: twitter.com/woodandthebone Instagram: instagram.com/woodandthebone

Greyworm lives! The boys are back to review the biggest, baddest, worst-lit battle in the history of Game of Thrones: THE LONG NIGHT. Sean Yeakal returns from on high to help the boys answer the big questions — Are tweets causing Matt’s high blood pressure? Did Gilly die? Is Stannis faking his death for three seasons kinda lame? All of your questions will be answered! Download this shit! Email us at throneimprovement@gmail.com, and we'll read it on our next show! Follow us on our social channels for fun in between podcasts. Facebook: facebook.com/woodandthebone Twitter: twitter.com/woodandthebone Instagram: instagram.com/woodandthebone

When winter comes, the lone wolf dies, but the pack survives. Well, winter is here, and all our favorite characters have been packed into Winterfell! Join Wood and the Bone as they dissect Episode 2 of Season 8, aptly titled "A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms." Did the guys cry when Brienne was knighted? Did the guys cry when Arya and Gendry made passionate love? Did the guys cry when Tormund suckled at the teet of a giant? Yes. But, there are so many more layers of this onion to peel. That's why they were crying! We are winding down toward the final battle, and we are nervous. Huddle up by the fire, chug your horn of ale, and buckle the frig up, because the Night King is coming. Email us at throneimprovement@gmail.com, and we'll read it on our next show! Follow us on our social channels for fun in between podcasts. Facebook: facebook.com/woodandthebone Twitter: twitter.com/woodandthebone Instagram: instagram.com/woodandthebone

Game of Thrones is back — but more importantly, Throne Improvement is back! This week, the Rast and Lommy of podcasting return to dissect Season 8, Episode 1: Winterfell! The boys discuss reunions, who they stan and whether or not it was irresponsible for Jon and Daenerys to fly away and make out ten minutes into their northern reign. New theories, tearful reunions and the Week 1 Survivor Pool results are all discussed on Episode 35! Email us at throneimprovement@gmail.com, and we'll read it on our next show! Follow us on our social channels for fun in between podcasts. Facebook: facebook.com/woodandthebone Twitter: twitter.com/woodandthebone Instagram: instagram.com/woodandthebone

Hello, Lords and Ladies. We meet again. Welcome back to Throne Improvement! In this episode, the gang from the WesterChesterlands give their thoughts and predictions on the upcoming final season of Game of Thrones. Who will survive? Who will die? Who will have unnecessary nude scenes? Find out the answers to these questions, as well as who WE think will sit atop ye olde Iron Throne at season's end. From The Wall to King's Landing, to Dorne and Essos and beyond — Throne Improvement is BACK! Email us at throneimprovement@gmail.com, and we'll read it on our next show! Follow us on our social channels for fun in between podcasts. Facebook: facebook.com/woodandthebone Twitter: twitter.com/woodandthebone Instagram: instagram.com/woodandthebone

Lords and Ladies, Season 7 is in the tomes! Steve and Matt discuss the season finale via a high-speed weirwood tree connection in this supersized episode. The boys discuss Daenerys' spunk levels, Gregor getting the munchies, and how Westworld sux. Thanks for joining us this season on Throne Improvement. We hope to see you at the Thronies and beyond! Email us at throneimprovement@gmail.com, and we'll read it on our next show! Follow us on our social channels for fun in between podcasts. Facebook: facebook.com/woodandthebone Twitter: twitter.com/woodandthebone Instagram: instagram.com/woodandthebone

Did anyone order a dragon shish kabob? If so, you've come to the right place! Wood and the Bone are back reviewing the latest installment of Game of Thrones: Episode 6, "Beyond the Wall." Join Matt, Steve, and special guest star Brian Hopkins of House Dong as they talk about everyone's favorite rag-tag group of zombie chasers. Does the group make it out unscathed? Was their plan truly as dumb as it sounded? Do we understand what is happening at Winterfell? No. We don't. But we try to make the best sense of it as humanly possible! So join us for our penultimate episode recap and be sure to hug your dragons; you never know when they'll be gone. Email us at throneimprovement@gmail.com, and we'll read it on our next show! Follow us on our social channels for fun in between podcasts. Facebook: facebook.com/woodandthebone Twitter: twitter.com/woodandthebone Instagram: instagram.com/woodandthebone

When winter arrives, there is only one thing to do: go shopping for zombies! Welcome back to Throne Improvement! In our new installment, we review Episode 5 of Season 7 of our favorite HBO saga, entitled Eastwatch. Is Davos the greatest comedian in Westeros? What exactly is Littlefinger up to? Do we really care? Does it actually matter? All of these questions and more will be answered, plus a brand new Funko Pop Doll giveaway and an UPDATE on a triumphant return from a guy who takes no bull from anyone! Join us at Throne Improvement and relive your Sunday night! Email us at throneimprovement@gmail.com, and we'll read it on our next show! Follow us on our social channels for fun in between podcasts. Facebook: facebook.com/woodandthebone Twitter: twitter.com/woodandthebone Instagram: instagram.com/woodandthebone

Is it hot in here or is it just the Lannister army? Episode 4 came and rocked our worlds, so naturally, them boys are back to talk about it! With special guest Steve Kane, the guys tackle all of this week's important issues: "Does Littlefinger shave his neck?" "Which battles are we shipping?" "Is Michael Flatley the greatest dancer of all time?" All these hot topics and more will be answered. So come on down to the cookout and don't worry about the sides, because this dragon is smokin' only on Throne Improvement. Email us at throneimprovement@gmail.com, and we'll read it on our next show! Follow us on our social channels for fun in between podcasts. Facebook: facebook.com/woodandthebone Twitter: twitter.com/woodandthebone Instagram: instagram.com/woodandthebone

What's this? A bonus track? It's like Christmas in [August]! Unearthed from the depths of the Bone Cellar, Wood and the Bone offer you a long, lost episode. Join Matt and Steve as they dredge up some horrible memories of the first seven seasons of Game of Thrones. On this 'cast, the guys will recap their top 5 Game of Thrones deaths and just how much those deaths have affected their everyday lives. Will your saddest death make the list? Do you even remember half of these characters? There is only one way to find out... Listen! Like! Subscribe! Follow! Tell your kin! Celebrate your fantasy show PTSD with Wood and the Bone. Email us at throneimprovement@gmail.com, and we'll read it on our next show! Follow us on our social channels for fun in between podcasts. Facebook: facebook.com/woodandthebone Twitter: twitter.com/woodandthebone Instagram: instagram.com/woodandthebone

TYCHO NESTORIS IS BACK, BABY! Also, the old lady died. What a week! The bastard boys are back with a review of the latest episode of GoT. The boys discuss the similarities between Davos and Shrek, Sam’s Dad going from zero to murdering your liege lord, and Jamie getting the Charlie Brown treatment from everyone in the Seven Kingdoms. So download, subscribe, and apply a healing poultice! Email us at throneimprovement@gmail.com, and we'll read it on our next show! Follow us on our social channels for fun in between podcasts. Facebook: facebook.com/woodandthebone Twitter: twitter.com/woodandthebone Instagram: instagram.com/woodandthebone

When there's a storm a brewin', there's a cast a recordin'! Join Wood and the Bone as they review Episode 2 of Season 7 of Game of Thrones: Stormborn. Which old friends had a reunion this week? Just how screwed are the Lannisters? Does Jorah look like he might taste good? The guys tackle all of these questions and oh so many more. Crank your giant crossbows and punch your creepy uncles, because when lightning strikes, you know Wood and the Bone aren't too far behind. Email us at throneimprovement@gmail.com, and we'll read it on our next show! Follow us on our social channels for fun in between podcasts. Facebook: facebook.com/woodandthebone Twitter: twitter.com/woodandthebone Instagram: instagram.com/woodandthebone

Winter is here, and so are Wood and the Bone! Matt and Steve are back to review the season premiere of Game of Thrones. Family genocide, buckets of shit, Ed Sheeran, this episode has it all! So cozy up by the fire, stare into the flames, and behold premonitions of yourself cracking up at these two knuckleheads! THRONE OR DIE. Email us at throneimprovement@gmail.com, and we'll read it on our next show! Follow us on our social channels for fun in between podcasts. Facebook: facebook.com/woodandthebone Twitter: twitter.com/woodandthebone Instagram: instagram.com/woodandthebone

The Lords are back in town! The Thronie Bronies are finally back to flex their greenseeing nuts on the upcoming season of Game of Thrones. Maesters Wearkel and Yakul return to talk about the recent Game of Thrones convention in Nashville and to speculate on what's to come this season. KFC! The Boss Baby! Lommy! All of this and more discussed on Episode 26 of THRONE IMPROVEMENT! Email us at throneimprovement@gmail.com, and we'll read it on our next show! Follow us on our social channels for fun in between podcasts. Facebook: facebook.com/woodandthebone Twitter: twitter.com/woodandthebone Instagram: instagram.com/woodandthebone

The Lords of Light return for a frame-by-frame recap of the Season 7 trailer! Email us at throneimprovement@gmail.com, and we'll read it on our next show! Follow us on our social channels for fun in between podcasts. Facebook: facebook.com/woodandthebone Twitter: twitter.com/woodandthebone Instagram: instagram.com/woodandthebone

Ladies and gentlemen, live from the Ambler Theater, Wood and the Bone are proud to present the 2nd Annual Thronie Awards! Such stars as Jon Snow, Petyr Baelish, and Pizza Rat join us for a night of celebration and recognition. Whose head made the most satisfying splat? Who will take home the coveted Lifetime Achievement Award? All these awards and more at the 2016 Thronies! Thank you to Billy Dolan for our cool Thronies artwork! You can follow him on Instagram @billydolan for way more fantasy artwork. Thank you to Jim Warkulwiz for all his help with the podcast this season and for doing horrible impressions with us on the Thronies! Email us at throneimprovement@gmail.com, and we'll read it on our next show! Follow us on our social channels for fun in between podcasts. Facebook: facebook.com/woodandthebone Twitter: twitter.com/woodandthebone Instagram: instagram.com/woodandthebone

Winter is here, and Season 6 is over (sad Kit Harington baby face). Steve, Matt, and Lady Alyse identify the soupy pizza body of Tommen Baratheon and discuss the explosive sixth-season finale of GAME OF THRONES. We talk about Zombie Mountain’s basic bitch of a face, Dorne’s long-awaited redemption arc, and Daario being chalked up to summer love. Thanks, everyone, for your support this year. A big thank you to Jim Warkulwiz for producing our show and for advising us, and thanks to Billy Dolan for our cover art, as well as some upcoming promotional material. See ya at The Thronies! Email us at throneimprovement@gmail.com, and we'll read it on our next show! Follow us on our social channels for fun in between podcasts. Facebook: facebook.com/woodandthebone Twitter: twitter.com/woodandthebone Instagram: instagram.com/woodandthebone

Think you know someone with daddy issues? You know nothing Jon/Ramsay Snow! Join the guys as they dissect the largest on-screen battle ever. Featuring special guest Steve Kane, them boys discuss failed Northern conspiracies, the merits of zig-zag cross training, and just how dope dragons really are. You won't want to miss this one, folks (this podcast episode took 1 month to record and there are over 95 hours of unedited audio). Email us at throneimprovement@gmail.com, and we'll read it on our next show! Follow us on our social channels for fun in between podcasts. Facebook: facebook.com/woodandthebone Twitter: twitter.com/woodandthebone Instagram: instagram.com/woodandthebone