Bumping Uglies

Hello there! We took a small break but we are back for season 2 with epiosde 26! This season we will be doing the podcast bi monthly to accomodate our summer work schedules. This week we are talking about BOB that's right vibrators! Ashley is bringing us some stats, we are talking about toys we like, situations we use different toys in, our first experiences touching a penis, an our first experiences using B.O.B's. Join us as we have a little chat about our favorite little friend! Thanks for Listening, Rach and Ash

Episode 25: This week thanks to our friend Marissa we are reading an article from AfroPunk about the project #decolonizingbeauty and talking about seeing fat people in media. Join us as we read the article, responses to it, Khali's response, and as we talk about our own feelings of fat people in media. Being larger ladies this is a topic that is important to us and involves us. Listen this week as we walk about healthy at any size, changing the standard of beauty to healthy is sexy, and feeling accepted and included in society. P.S.- Jordan is the winner of the giveaway! You can share our posts about this episode to be entered to win one of two $25 amazon gift cards! http://afropunk.com/2018/04/decolonizing-beauty-why-are-fat-bodies-the-subject-of-so-much-hate-controversy/ http://time.com/4129213/amy-schumer-nude-pirelli-calendar/ Thanks for Listening, Rach and Ash

Episode 24: Hello again! This week we are bringing you a quick little talk about taboo! What is it? Do sexual taboos still exist? What are some common taboos in the US? What are some of the craziest around the world? Join us as we dive into the world of unaccepted and unacknowledged sexual practices! P.S.- This is your last week to enter our giveaway! Our 25 things giveaway will contain things like Bumping Uglies merch, an amazon gift card, our favorite dirty books, some of our favorite sensual items, and more! Don't miss out! You can enter by leaving a review on itunes, facebook, or instagram! Thanks for Listening, Rach and Ash

Episode 23: This week we dove into the world of BDSM! Ashley told us the ABCs of BDSM, we took a test to see what our kinks are, and we tell a few stories about some of our experiences with kinkier sex!! This is a long one but a fun one you can join us by taking the short test at bdsm.org to see how your kinks compare to ours and by grab a bottle of wine or a bottle of vodka and falling down the rabbit hole of drunkeness! P.S- There's still time to enter the giveaway and we will be posting a list of the erotic novels we talked about for anyone who was interested. Thanks for Listening, Rach and Ash

Episode 22: This week we are talking about penis envy! What it is. Do we have it? What do other people say about it? What does Rachael's husband think about it? And what do Japan's french fries have to do with it?? Join us for a short little adventure into the world of if we had a dick! P.S. - Drop us a review on iTunes, Facebook, or Instagram to win a fun Bumping Uglies basket full of 25 things we love! Make this episode a drinking game by taking a shot or drink every time we say PENIS!! Thanks for Listening, Rach and Ash

Episode 21: Welcome back! Or Hi if you're new! This week we are getting weird! We found some unusual sex terms to tell you all about. Join us as we learn some new words, tell you some cringe worthy sex stories, and find the meaning to some of the grossest sex terms urban dictionary has to offer! P.S.- Our giveaway happens on episode 25 so don't miss out on entering! We have learned that our mobile reviews aren't working so you can head over to instagram or facebook to leave us a review. The winner will receive a basket full of Bumping Uglies themed things including some of Rachael and Ashley's favorite stuff! There will be two smaller prizes announced on the 26th episode! And we are giving back to our local shelters as a part of our 25th as well! Thanks for Listening, Rach and Ash

Episode 20: This week we were joined by our very first new to us guest a lovely British woman by the name of Mish who was kind enough to volunteer to talk about polyamory and her experience of being polyamorous with us. Join us as we learn all about the poly world, hear some of Mish's personal stories like how she decided she was poly and how even 18 years into being poly there are still things that surprise her, and learn some fun poly terms like nre and frubbles! P.S.- We are currently doing a giveaway. Give us a review to be entered to win! You can find Mish---> Instagram: @luvlyluvlymish Blog: luvlymish.com Twitter: @luvlymish Thanks for Listening, Rach and Ash

Episode 19: That's right this week we are taking a little break from our normal topics to read you some creepy pastas! Poor Ashley isn't feeling well and Rachael had quite the week so we wanted to do something fun, easy, and relaxing! Grab your blanket and your hot cocoa and help us wish away the last of this winter crud with a little scary story time. P.S. - We have a giveaway going on! Between now and our 25th episode subscribe, rate, and review us to be entered to win an adorable basket full of Bumping Uglies things and its' hosts favorite things as well! We will also be giving away two smaller prizes on our 26th episode and you can be entered to win that by sharing our post about our 25th episode! Finally we are doing a give back by donating 25 things on local animal shelters want lists! Thanks for Listening, Rach and Ash

Episode 18: We are back this week talking about women viewing porn, how we feel about porn, what our porn names would be, a game, dragon dicks, and a few stories! After a rough St. Patrick's Day this was a rare sober episode, but that didn't stop us from having tons of fun! P.S.- Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and review before our 25th episode to be entered into our very first giveaway! And follow us on at least one social media platform to be able to share our 25th episode announcement to be entered into winning one of two smaller prizes that will be announced on our 26th episode! We have had so much fun doing this so far and becoming part of the podcasting community that we couldn't wait to give away and give back! Thanks for Listening, Rach and Ash

Episode 17: This week we are joined by three of our guy friends (Rachael's husband Andy, James, and R.J.) to hear their perspective on a few sex and relationship things. Listen as we discuss what makes a blow job, that James is looking for a sugar momma, what a blumpkin is, and we play a few rounds of would you rather! P.S.- There will be a YouTube video for this episode so keep an eye out for that. Due to power outages we couldn't record this episode until Tuesday so it's a little late. We are working with a new audio setup so there may be an adjustment period. Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and review! And tell us what you think about our questions this episode on twitter or email us at bumpingucast@gmail.com Thanks for Listening, Rach and Ash

Episode 16: This week we had a girls' night in with our friends and family. We also did a few girls' night out activities. Join us to hear about some fun drink, snack, and game ideas! Grab a drink and listen as we drunkenly run through our girls' night and talk to Missy as we wind down for the night! P.S.- No YouTube video for this episode, but we did go live on Facebook and Instagram! Also check the top of our podcast page for our drink and snack recipes! Thanks for Listening, Rach and Ash

Episode 15: This week it's all about sex toys! We took a little trip to the Lion's Den (our local adult store) to see what was new and to buy a couple new toys. We also found a few funny sex toy reviews to share with you and of course have a couple of our own toy stories to share! Grab a friend, grab a drink, and get ready for this week's episode! P.S.- We successfully recorded this episode so check YouTube for that video! We also did a couple of short car casts with less success, but a short compilation of those will be on YouTube as well. Thanks for Listening, Rach and Ash

Episode 14: Hello! In this week's episode we had two surpise guests who joined us to talk about all the phrases or idioms we grew up hearing. You'll hear stories about chocolate covered coffee beans and how they made a new phrase, passing the is Forrest Gump real test, Rachael moments, and more! We also play a little finish that phrase game and laugh 'til it hurts. We discuss our upcoming episodes and adventures together; join us this week in having a laugh and tell us some of your favorite phrases and stories! P.S.- Don't forget to subscribe and review! Share us with your friends and make sure to follow us on FACEBOOK, INSTAGRAM, TWITTER, AND YOUTUBE to keep up with all of our announcements and adventures! Thanks for Listening (Really!) , Rach and Ash

Episode 13: This week we are talking about the day of loooove! We talk awkward Valentine's stories and gifts, being a delicate flower that wants to be fucked hard, Rachael's engagement story, and romantic jokes that aren't actually romantic! Don't forget to follow us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and YouTube! Subrcribe so you don't miss new episodes and content, give us and review, and share with your friends! P.S.- Sorry for the delay! This week was a trying week. We had a crunch for recording time because Rachael was in Chicago and then once we finally got to record we discovered that Rachael's mic bit the dust and did some crazy things to the recording. We know the sound isn't the best this week, but we are fixing the issue. Thanks for Listening, Rach and Ash

Episode 12: It's the break up episode! Since Valentine's Day is right around the corner we had to touch on the ugly side of things before we get all mushy and kinky next week! We had our friend Jeremy on to give us a man's perspective and he helped to make this one an easy listen full of laughs and a little male sensitivity. Take a listen. Have a laugh, have a cry, and get ready to feel the love next week! P.S.- We are on YouTube! Jeremy's Social Media: Twitter and Instagram-> @JRodSansy Snapchat->jrs14213 Tell us your stories--> bumpingucast@gmail.com Don't forget to subscribe and review wherever you listen to podcasts! Thanks for Listening, Rach and Ash

Episode 11.2- We have our first double drop! Here is part two of this week's episode! Here we talk about sex in nursing homes, kinks, how fifty shades is a horrible show of BDSM, weird gyno stories, sex trivia, and as more! We laughed, we drank, we told some secrets. Catch it now! P.S.- If you haven't caught part 1 stop now and do that first! Thanks Marissa for joining us! Thanks for Listening, Rach and Ash

Episode 11.1- This week we had our second guest! Rachael's friend Marissa who has an education background in public health had a ton of great things to say about sex myths and misconceptions! Don't worry there was plenty of drinking and plenty of laughs as well! We had so much fun and coverered so many things that we are bringing you this episode in two parts. Catch this one Now and look for part 2 Thursday 2/1/18. In part one we give a couple podcast shoutouts, introduce Marissa, talk about Rachael's salad tossing story, debunk some myths like size matters and men want it more, talk about our porn preferences, double bagging, and more! Don't miss it! P.S.- Our episodes will be available on youtube from now on and stay on the look out for some video of our recordings as well! Thanks for Listening, Rach and Ash

Episode 10: This week Rachael suprised Ashley by coming home, we got a little(or a lot) tipsy, we found out what Disney villain we are, told some Disney horror stories, played some trivia, Rachael offered her goodies to Ashley for dinner, and Ashley got an A plus for her deep throat skills! This week's drink is white wine so grab a bottle and a buddy and get ready for some reunited ridiculousness! P.S.- You got a bonus together recording for this week and we will be recording together next week as well! Check out Rachael surprising Ashley on our TWITTER(twitter.com/bumpingucast) page! Follow us: FACEBOOK(facebook.com/bumpingucast) | INSTAGRAM(instagram.com/bumpingucast) Thanks for Listening, Rach and Ash

Episode 9: On this week's episode we are getting angry. We talk common pet peeves, road rage, jobs, and try to find Ashley a love connection with a fellow angry person! It was a day drinking kind of day so grab a mimosa or a martini and join us in getting a little pissed... Don't forget to subscribe and review! P.S. - We took a buzzfeed quiz at the beginning of the episode to see how our pet peeves measure up to the rest of the world. You can take the quiz to, the link can be found on our stuff we do on the podcast page which is at the top of our homepage. We want to hear your pet peeves and craziest rage stories! Tell us all about them on Facebook, Instagram, twitter, or bumpingucast@gmail.com ! Keep a look out for our youtube channel( launching soon)! Thanks for Listening, Rach and Ash

Episode 8: Let's go back, back to the beginning( Hilary Duff fans? Anyone??) Anyway, on this epsidoe we are taking it to the 90s where we were born and we talk about our favorite things from our childhood and the decade! Everything from music to movies to crazy toys. Join us in all the feels... P.S. - Intro song: Play that Funky Music, Vanilla Ice Outro Song: Baby Got Back, Sir Mix-A-Lot Here is the quiz we took: https://www.buzzfeed.com/leonoraepstein/how-well-do-you-know-the-90s?utm_term=.jdvymb8ax#.irBnOPmZg Thanks for Listening, Rach and Ash