Skruins And Co Breakfast Show

I'm not super proud of this episode. Recorded on a golf course in early April, 4 friends went out and played the pilot game of Drunk Caddy, a game they had invented that involves a game of golf where the caddies get increasingly drunk. It ends with regret, slurred speech, giggling and yelling. It's hard listening to yourself when you're drunk, but I put this up as a warning to others - don't get too drunk, it's not a fun time. Plus, I spent the night vomiting. Although, I did find a good hat on the fairway so it wasn't all bad. Power through this one and get in touch if you want the rules of Drunk Caddy in PDF format. Song: John Daly - Hit It Hard (Skruins Remix)Ian Ballsack Healy, singing off.

Shanghai comedian, Storm Xu is in town for the Melbourne International Comedy Festival and popped in to talk about getting mugged, how all bullies become chefs, shaving rats and his plans for his comedy. Very pleased to introduce a new segment, Paintball Brah! Go see Storm Xu as part of the Comedy Zone Asia tour at the Comedy Festival this month! Song: Top Floor Circus - 上海25小时

Malcolm to the Jungle! We've got fun and games.Things I didn’t know before this week’s episode: - It was possible for veins to grow in dreads. - There was a Crack letterbox drop in New Zealand. - Dalvanious was a first name. - The birth of John Goatsman. - How to become a famous underwear sniffer. - How to break down confidence.- How to get free fast food.- What pants you need to wear to a motion master.Song: Tiki Taane - Always On My Mind

There is an old wives’ tale amongst podcasters that only a select few really have what it takes to get to their 87th episode. So, it’s understandable the Skruins HQ is stoked to be able to announce we’ve just joined the prestigious ’87 Club’. We’ve managed to raise the bar whilst wearing a Spiderman suit and concealing currency in our foreskin which is easier said than done. Look of Love is back to keep your love life balanced and we get a nice little bow on our Tinder gifts. This episode is proudly brought to you by no-one as we’re totally off the grid. Song: Threat.Meet.Protocol – The Garden

I once walked past a guy on Swanston St promoting his comedy show ‘Love Me Tinder’ where he was dressed as Elvis telling Tinder tales. At work people tell me about their Tinder dates and spend breaks swiping left and right. I’ve seen some videos and photos that people send back and fourth to each other after meeting on Tinder that were racier than a Sabrina The Teenage Witch erotic tale; but I haven’t been on Tinder. I feel like I’m missing out, so this week we got a Tinder expert – and like most words on the podcast, we use that term incredibly loosely – to talk about his Tinder tales over a glass of fine whisky. Song: The Stiffys – King of the Internet

Making sure you are rised and shined this week with Skruins FM, filling in for Hoosey and the Bozmeister making your workday fly by with some cold, hard facts and traffic updates. This post is brought to you by Tetrasonic Panels and Diggers Insurance. ** But really, step inside and take a look at me flexing my ego in the most manic of ways.

Hi, Skruins world. Meet Ricky. He plays guitar in the Brian Jonestown Massacre and is incredibly good at breaking molars and getting idiots to leave the party. He tells a few tour stories, shares his experience of being a producer in China as well as tour managing Chinese bands across North America. I love it when someone comes on who hasn’t heard the podcast and rolls with everything and is easy to talk to, even more so when they travel to my house just to do it. Ricky ticks all those boxes and that’s why he rules. Song: Carsick Cars – She Will Wait

We’ve got Johhny Mackay (Fascinator / Children Collide) in this week to find out who owns his face, what sort of model trains we need to get in to a cool club in the meat packing district and how he came second in a pun competition. Financial Brah gives some more solid financial advice, we give some solid fashion advice and review Cream Theatre's new album. Song: Fascinator – Time To Go http://www.lordfascinator.com http://spinningtopmusic.com

This week, two of New Zealand’s finest drop in to talk about kids menus, being hit on by sleazy drummers, having Daniel Johns mess with your guitar pedals and rock star tantrums. Song: Die! Die! Die!- Harmomy Get the new Die! Die! Die! EP ‘What Did You Expect’ here: https://diediedie.bandcamp.com http://facebook.com/diediedieband http://www.diediedie.co.nz https://facebook.com/missjunenz http://missjune.bandcamp.com

Australian DJ and music producer, Benson is on Skruins this week to throw out some Mark Holden style touchdowns, critique my JVC television, touring with Peking Duck and playing with David Guetta. Give it a listen and find out how someone who failed year 9 music can end up playing at some of Australia’s biggest festivals ontop of entering into internet battles with KFC. facebook.com/bensonaus soundcloud.com/bensonaus twitter.com/bensonaus INSTAGRAM: bensonaus Song: Benson – Hollow (feat. Thom Crawford) It’s Britney, bitch.

Insert ball bearings into your penis and be serenaded with our beautiful rendition of a classic Linkin Park song. Should you give obese people a seat on the train? How long would you wait in a doctor’s waiting room? Where is the Bali Hyatt python now? How much does a garbage man make? Chuck on your Bintang singlet, leather that skin up and park yourself outside of a bar and listen to us battle it out to find out which place is better; Bali or Thailand.

Time to pop over to Singapore now to learn all about Orchid Towers, stocking dishwashers and putting on gigs with Mac Demarco, Dune Rats, La Dispute, Kirin J Callinan to name a few. So, this episode we’ve got our good friend Mel in to tell us about all those things and more! Personally, I think the best thing about Singapore is that you can get Twisties in the 7/11, which after living in China for years and not being able to get much else besides banana milk and eggs boiled in tea at 7/11, was a real treat. Song: Totally Mild – Move On

// Episode 78 out now\\  I don’t know what I’ve been told. Skruins podcast is weekly gold. Alright you maggots, this week we’ve got a real life Army man to make us crawl through mud in search of Sanity gift vouchers, dinger heavy tram drivers, Paul Rifleman and a Go-Pro stapled to a skull. It’s a good episode with undefeated go-kart champion, Full Bled Mansack and our Army expert, Rambo. Drop and give us twenty! Song: Black Aces - Soulstealerfacebook.com/skruinsandco

It’s about time we looked a bit closer at gender identity, so on Episode 77 of Skruins and Co, we sit down with someone who identifies as a trans non binary / trans masculine and find out a bit more about what that entails. We talk about babies being assigned a gender at birth, the want for gender neutral pronouns, bro-ing down, going on first dates and being able to feel comfortable and safe in social settings.Song: Spike Fuck – Tomorrow We Get healthy

When entering your third season as a podcast, you need to go large and so we’ve called up The Mean Pitties lead singer and got him back to tell stories of grifting gold, German handball, Bok Bok and how much trapping a cat will get you in New Zealand. We also put Aldi inside the Chinese embassy, search in vain for trolleys in Richmond, steal some bodegas and find out why the police were called because of a bag of onions and a vacuum cleaner. Song: Bruce Haack – Blow Job

If you’re going to have a New Year’s Eve party in your apartment, don’t invite the Bennies over to play – they’ll bring everyone, including former AFL premiership winners. But we still can’t think of a better way to ring in the new year than by doing a podcast with Jules and a surprisingly quiet, Anty from the Bennies. After a huge year doing Soundwave, Golden Plains, Falls, supporting NOFX, Less Than Jake, Reel Big Fish, doing two national tours and a great Like A Version on Triple J, the only thing they haven’t done is Skruins. We’ve thrown many mangoes in this garbage bin for your listening pleasure! Happy New Year!

Our Christmas episode has got everything you need to get you in the holiday spirit.We're shirtless, there is a swimming race, some secrets are told in the sauna and Financial Brah drops by to make sure you don't have any rats in the pizza box. Whilst everyone is enjoying the holidays, Skruins will keep on churning out the golden pod hits.Merry Christmas!

Lasers from the marketplace roof, telling Shepparton truths We’re up in the fun guy club and we’re ruthless, toothless Chomping on primitive popcorn can’t sooth this Aches in my legs from running to the skatepark Toothbrush man crushing Mr. D’s in the park Walk in to Shepparton to dack yourself on Monday Cruise around and get stabbed on a Sunday Message a girl for 3 years and it’s too soon to take her to the lake and dance under the red moon #parkourProudly brought to you by The Public Bar and The Old BarMusic: Briggs - Sheplife

This episode is for Pat.Skifree champions, Cheesewater and Undercut return with a very informative episode about the great city of Adelaide. We’ve recruited an Adelaide local, The Manager fresh buying some cheese snacks and fruit drink concentrate in Rundle Mall. He may have a dolphin forehead and swollen testiculars, but he recognises all of the strangers in Adelaide. No one throws rocks at him when he goes home. As always, our good friend Financial Brah drops in and if you listen closely, you may hear a special Skruins bolagnaise recipe. Proudly brought to you by The Old Bar, The Public Bar and Darkwing Duck.

Calling all Bundy drinkers. We’ve got cowboy on Skruins this week. He’s got the Akubra, the mammoth balls hanging from the rear vision mirror and a 6ft aerial. He let’s us in on what a bull bar is actually for, what to say when a cop wants to throw out of the Deni Ute Musters and participating in a world record attempt. Start boot scootin’ on your roof and hop on a mechanic bull and let Skruins do the rest.Proudly brought to you by The Old Bar and Public Bar.