Skruins And Co Breakfast Show

Regardless of the idiotic shit I say week after week, this podcast, if nothing else, is proof that I know some amazingly awesome people. Sarah Mary Chadwick and Stephanie Crase from Summer Flake are on Skruins this week on what I honestly think is one of the best episodes we've ever done.

One for the cunnys on Skruins this week as we've got comedian, Josh Wade and friend King Carrot on this week's episode to explain what it takes to get kicked out of a comedy show, how Josh became a viral video star, American fashion and an eventful night in Bendigo. If you're in Melbourne, grab tickets to his show this Wednesday night at the Toff in Town. Song: Dispolar – 7/11

This one is heavily edited because we got filthy drunk and recorded a lot of unusable stuff. Which is saying something considering we released Drunk Caddy and the Christmas episode. But, to ying out that yang, there's actually quite a lot of good stuff here, especially if you want to hear a bit more about the Witch Hats recording process and using the anarchist cookbook on a floppy disk.  Song: Witch Hats - Religious Sickness Mark Seymoure Butts 4 Onion Pits #parkour

Melbourne band, Witch Hats are launching their brand new album, Deliverance this month with shows at The Tote (Aug 27th), The Red Rattler (Aug 19th), Trainspotters (Aug 20th) and The Bridge Hotel (Aug 12th).  So we don't really talk about that. We decide there are far more pressing issues, can't remember them now, but at the time they seemed important. 

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When you're roaming around the sewers of Melbourne, you don't often expect to bump in to old high school friends, so I was very surprised to see the Mouldy Slink in amongst the syringes and fecal matter.  This episode is more fun than a gun pig's backyard funeral but nowhere near as much fun as getting your German teacher in a headlock and going down the Hoobie Toobie. 

The Land Gulls and Sea Gulls are currently involved in a vicious civil war and somehow we got stuck in the middle of it. We're currently hiding in this cave somewhere at the edge of the Pacific Ocean. Don't bother sending help. It's kinda comfy and I've got Emerald and our resident Army expert, Rambo. #parkour

Recently, the Real Estate Inspirational Ideas and Conversations Conference just down the road from my house. I actually risked life and limb sneaking my recorder in there to get this audio. There was an insane amount of dudes there with slicked back hair and navy blue suits swapping business cards and talking about how many houses they had flipped. Kind of a gross vibe. But regardless, I hope you like this undercover expose on the dark underbelly of real estate.

Fresh from recent stints at the PGA Championships, Masters and the U.S Open, we are very proud to have The Greatest Golfer in Life on this week's Skruins podcast. With his caddy, Toothless Tony, TGGIL tells all about his controversial sword strategy during a recent Drunk Caddy tournament. Plus, and you guys know I'm not one for hyperbole, but what may be one of the best ever Poorly Thought Out Theories in the history of the known universe. Song: The Bunyip Moon – Kill Everything

We've taken you out for a fancy dinner with a microbiologist, we've invited you to our 100th birthday bash and now let's have a nightcap at Melbourne's iconic live music bar, The Old Bar.  Lucky one of the owners, Joel Morrison is here to show us around! I wonder what financial advice he will have. Song: Tankerville - Breakfast Kebab

We've done 100 of these things now. You know the drill. No write up is going to make you start caring. That's fine. This episode isn't for the fair-weather listeners. It's for the hardcore listeners, who listen week in and week out. So if that's you, thank you! This episode is a party for you. Financial Brah will drop in and say hello, there will be a lot of supermarket talk and a theory that involved Liam Neeson in Taken. Thanks to anyone who has listened to all 100 episodes. You deserve a gold medal. We do worry for your mental health, but no more than we worry for our own.

You guys have been with us for nearly 100 episodes, and to thank you, we've booked a table at a fancy restaurant and would like to give you a good meal and let you ask questions to a micro biologist. Please, order what you want as it's all on us and let's enjoy an adult night together before our big 100th episode party! Song: Low Talk - Yeah, but in the end we will accept it

Remember when the Jetsons went back in time and met the Flintstones? It was the greatest exercise in cross-promotion the world had ever seen. That is, until the Key of Solomon boys came on to Skruins, in their best Eric Draven make up and shared stories of battling bands in Geelong, failed colouring competitions and hassling a mouldy old wench. Song: Blackhelm - Predatorial Ancestry keyofsolomon.com.au Instagram: keyofsologram

This week, we've got one of the friendliest dudes you'll meet in music. Legendary guitarist, Raúl Sánchez. From Magic Dirt, to River of Snakes, The Ape, Midnight Woolf and one off guitarist for Violent Soho and now to Skruins. What a climb to the top! He talks about his first day at a Melbourne high school, playing the most amount of Big Day Out's in history, long trains in China, being on John Safran's Music Jamboree and tell the best System of a Down story ever told on this podcast – and there's been a heap of them! Mostly made up by me. We also do some Frank Tank and If I Put My Mind To It as well as a theory that will help you understand why some people are huggers and some aren't. Down with the real estate agents!

Your two favourite New Zealand guests are back, fresh from replacing their eyebrows with pubic hair. The Mean Pitties are back on the bourbs and the herbs and slinging tales of purplos in the foreskin, bringing condiments to the Queen St Carl's Jnr, creating Bebo for Baxter and poking a goat's testicals. It's a highbrow episode that Wyatt Mama endorses and actually one the Peter Brock Award for Excellence. Cha-hoo! Song: Dad Jokes - Surf the Wave twitter.com/skruinsandco

This week's episode is the self proclaimed 'pinnacle of podcasting' with more segments than you can poke a Batman shaped joenail at.  Financial Brah swings by with some handy tax tips for the Australian Taxation Office and investors will love our new segment, Frank Tank.  Special guest cameo by my Mum and sister who were lucky enough to be in the studio audience while this episode was getting taped.  Song: Free Time - Who Owns the Moon?

The votes are in and we are happy to be counting down the hits on Skruins FM with you this week. Our interns have been tallying the votes for the last few months and we're proud to bring you the best 100 songs as voted by you, the podcast listener. What will be number one? Hey Jude by the Beatles? Purple Haze by Jimi Hendrix? The Sound of Silence by Disturbed? We’ve got the Skruins Secret Sound, Driving Daydreaming and an enemy list that still hurts our hearts.Come witness my dissent in to further madness.

I know a lot about early 200’s nu-metal and airport theories, but I didn’t know a lot about Zimbabwe. Real gap in the knowledge there. So to rectify that, this week’s episode is with two Zimbabwe locals who talk about opposing tribes, impressive literacy rates, witch doctors and getting beaten up. There’s also a good sadza recipe in there too! Song: Oliver Mtukudzi - Ndakuvara

He came 9th in the World Beard and Moustache Championships and been a tour guide for over 35,000 people and now he’s on Skruins to talk about a huge range of stuff. From BMX rivalries to eating whale to visiting a robot café in Japan, we talk about traits learnt whilst living abroad and how to grow a beard that would impress Rammstein. Also, very happy to be bringing back the Sound FX app out of retirement for some brief cameos. #yearofskruins

New Zealand band, Carb on Carb are in the country for their Sad By Sad West tour and pop on the show to talk about baboons in South Africa, farming life, why they love Florida and to throw some shout outs to Freedom Furniture. Give your buddy, Mazda a call and let him know you’ll be crushing up some garlic and chillin’ with Skruins for the next 59 minutes. Song: Carb on Carb – Zuri GaffneyCarb on Carb Aus tour dates:April 21st - The Pheonix, CanberraApril 22nd - 24th - Sad by Sad West, SydneyApril 28th - Trainspotters, BrisbaneApril 30th - Jura Books, Sydney