Dropping Loads

In this episode, Paco returns and reminsces on her hatred of parrots. Milky pitches a new movie that he and SPJ will write. Paco and Pouch believe that Milky will kill somebody in his sleep.  Pouch here. We kinda scrambled to get this episode together. There's nothing more to say then it was great to get back in the studio with Paco. Intro/outro: Dokken - Dream Warriors Get a Load of This Florida Man Kisses Bird and Loses Part of his Lip Florida Woman Takes it Upon Herself to Pull Over Cop for Speeding German Shepherd with Short Spine Syndrome Paco's Tacos Man Exploring Caverns Finds Supernatural Shit First Video Second Video Young Girls Try to Kill Friend because of Slender Man Homicidal Sleepwalking Serial Killer of the Day: William Heirens, the Lipstick Killer

In this episode, SPJ Googles stuff and talks about it on the podcast. Pouch and SPJ argue about the outcome in The Big Short. Milky pitches a new video for Dorst.  Pouch here. Don't want to speak too soon, but I'm hoping we continue on track as we have been recently. SPJ always cracks us up and he didn't disappoint this time. Intro/outro: Trick Daddy Featuring J.V. and the Lost Tribe - Boy.  Get a Load of This Florida Man Kills his Cross-Dressing Voodoo Priest Boyfriend Smug Fugitive Sends Selfie to Police because He Didn't Like His Mugshot Flying Kick to Stop Carjack Shit We MentionedFor more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

In this episode, Pouch and Ness express their grief over giants, David Bowie, Alan Rickman, and Lemmy Kilmister in the saddest episode ever. Milky respects people's game.  Pouch here. We definitely intended to eulogize these great men, but I didn't anticipate that it would end up being our saddest episode ever. Raise your glasses with us to some wonderful, talented guys. Intro/outro: Rock 'n' Roll - Motorhead.  Get a Load of This Someone Replaces Vodka with Water Government Employee Caught Disguising Man as Elderly Woman to Show Support Shit We MentionedFor more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

In another Pouchless episode, Milky and Paco recall their vacation in St. Augustine. Paco reminisces on her strange childhood. Milky makes a bold statement about imaginary friends.  Pouch here. Yeah, my day job's schedule was a complete asshole, so I couldn't get around to recording with Paco and Milky. I personally think that they did a pretty great job, but YOU guys gotta let them know. Intro/Outro: Welcome Home (Sanitarium) - Metallica. Paco's TacosPhossy Girls The Murder of Tim McLean Little Girl's Imaginary Friend Toy Clown Rapes Little Girl? Serial Killer of the Day: Nannie Doss - The Giggling Nanny Shit We MentionedFor more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

In this episode, SPJ returns to share his research into the vape life. SPJ explains how chickens are the perfect tool for robbery. Pouch talks about talking to Henno. Milky can't figure out what his favorite Quentin Tarantino movie is.  Happy New Year! It's 2016 and we decided to start the year off with SPJ! He was pretty eager to go, so we were glad to bring him back. Intro/outro: Stitches - Brick in Yo Face.  Gotham Lights Podcast@GothamLights Get a Load of This Asshole Florida Man 911 Operator Puts People on Hold to Play Video Games Prayers for Dog with Ham on Face Angry Man Releases Chickens into Police Station Shit We MentionedFor more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

In the last episode 2015, Ness returns to give a very SPOILER-filled review of Star Wars: The Force Awakens. Ness and Milky pressure Pouch into doing an English accent, when Pouch just wants to review the year. Thanks for listening this year.  As this year comes to end, I like to reflect on all the cool shit that happened this year. Seriously, guys, I can't thank you enough for listening all year and motivating us. It's been a pleasure and let's hope 2016 brings some more cool shit. Also, here's a massive SPOILER WARNING! We talk Star Wars without mercy! Intro/Outro: John Williams - Star Wars Main Title Theme.  Get a Load of This Old Lady Spends Four Days in Public Bathroom, Knits Sweater and Eats Mints Jazz Musician Plays Sax as he Undergoes Brain Surgery Shit We MentionedFor more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

In this episode, SPJ returns to pitch his new Science Fiction thriller, Pretzelmania 15: Vape at the Beach. Milky wants to talk soccer news so badly, while Pouch ignores him in favor of cat forehead perfume. #pretzelmaniayes   Our Semi-Permanent situation has been so off recently, but thankfully, SPJ came in at the very last minute and brought down the house. As you can tell, I lost it a couple times. Please hit us up on Twitter for #pretzelmaniayes. Intro/Outro: Higher - Creed.    Get a Load of This   Found at School, Skeleton Made of Real Human Bones   Company in Japan is Making Perfume that Smells like a Cat's Forehead   South Korea Psych Hospital is Simulating Funerals   Shit We Mentioned For more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

In this episode, Milky and Pouch attempt to host the pod together with no Semi-Permanent. They found little success. Pouch complains about the sudden influx of Snape Haters, while Milky edits gay porn and makes gay jokes.  Pouch here. As I bitterly declared, we had one of our Semi-Permanents cancel on us and we couldn't get anybody on in such short notice. I was set on doing a solo podcast, but Milky insisted that we try doing an episode with just him and me. The results are... Well, you be the judge. Intro/Outro: Just the Two of Us - Bill Withers BS Podcast Network Patreon  Green Up Podcast Get a Load of This Florida Woman Grew Mold on Tit Implants MouseMingle, a Place for Disney Fans Meet Shit We MentionedFor more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

In this episode, SPJ returns to inform us of some sacrilegious sex toys and then introduce us to a red diaper-clad Sean Connery, in a new Semi-Plot. Pouch explains the new sneak peek of Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice.  Pouch here. SPJ returns and although he didn't bring us any new stuff from the #DeepDankWeb, we still had fun reading the descriptions some weird sex toys. Intro/outro: Combichrist - No Redemption.  Get a Load of This Bad Florida Woman Story, She Runs Over Man's Foot Man Involved in Domestic Abuse Scene with Spider Some Assholes Dump a Newborn Baby Shit We MentionedFor more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

In this episode, Ness returns to express grief over the loss of Phil "Filthy Animal" Taylor, the original drummer of Motorhead, in a new Metal Ness. Milky has flashbacks of banana warfare. Pouch thinks Italian New Yorkers dance the Macarena.  Pouch here. Back from my sick leave and completely rejuvenated. It seemed all of us were excited to get back to the normal recording routine. There was a lot to talk about. Intro/Outro: Motorhead - Ace of Spades.  Get a Load of This Bananas are a Dangerous Weapon, as Used by the Florida Man Woman Missing 10 Years, Found in Internet Cafe Selfie Stick Defense Classes Shit We MentionedFor more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

In this episode, Pouch takes his first absence from the podcast, leaving Milky and Paco to run the show. The couple bicker about how Paco is both a punk kid and dramatic girl obsessed with death. Milky watches gay porn for the first time.  Pouch here. I wasn't feeling very well the day that we were supposed to record, so I decided to take a sick day. It was the first time I've ever been absent from the podcast and after 110+ episodes, I think I've accrued more than enough sick time. Unfortunately, I left Milky scrambling and thankfully, he put something to together last minute and even edited the episode. What a trooper. Intro/outro: Partytime - 45 Grave Get a Load of This Florida Man Gets Head and then Shoots Her in Head Shit We MentionedFor more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

In this episode, Paco returns to introduce her trusty Bitchstick and the various scenarios in which she had to use it. Pouch doesn't understand Shia Labeouf. Milky thinks that Tommy Lee Jones is melting in his new Milky's Tacos.  Pouch here. I wish I had more to say about this episode, but with our posts, the less I have to say, the better, right? In more ways than one. The episode came together pretty damn well, but then again, there wasn't anything that would have suggested the opposite. Just enjoy us shitting on Paco once more. Intro/outro: Aqua - Barbie Girl.  Get a Load of This Badass Kid Bites the Fuck out of a Venomous Snake Shia Labeouf is an Egomaniac Paco's Tacos Man Gets Exposed to Uranium, Proceeds to Melt. Kept Alive for Scientific Curiosity Fetal Goo More Zombies Serial Killer of the Day: Paul Bernardo and Karla Homolka - Ken and Barbie Killers Shit We MentionedFor more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

In this episode, SPJ returns to regale us with his adventures surfing the Deep Dank Web, while Pouch becomes sufficiently depressed. Milky gets confused about one of Pouch's articles and nearly misses the point. SPJ reviews The Martian in a new Semi-Plot.   Pouch here. Can you believe that SPJ explored the Deep Dank Web? He really brought some fantastic content this episode. I'm fascinated yet terrified by all the stuff on there. Intro/outro: Electric Six - Electric Six.  Get a Loads of This Florida Woman Strips Down and Improperly Uses Ketchup Grandpa Leaves 5-year-old Girl in Desert with Gun Taiwanese Pharmacy Students Get Sick after Haunted House Party, Performs Mass Exorcism Shit We MentionedFor more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

In this episode, Ness returns to discuss the new Star Wars: The Force Awakens trailer. Milky teaches Ness something new, while Pouch is startled by a penis. The boys discuss the semantics of souls and three-ways.  Pouch here. We had another guest planned for today to give the Semi-Permanents a break for giving so much great content over the past few months. However, shit happens and they had to cancel the day before. We scrambled and managed to bring on Ness because, well, Star Wars. Intro/outro: Bonnie Tyler - Total Eclipse of the Heart.  Get a Load of This Florida Man Wants his Foreskin Back Man Finds that the Twin he Absorbed in the Womb is the Father of his Child Shit We MentionedFor more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

In this episode, Pouch hosts the episode by himself again, in which he poorly recounts the story of his dog and explains his beef with the politically correct culture. Pouch discusses the new Star Wars trailer.  Pouch here. Yep, another solo episode. The feedback I got from last time I did this was pretty good, I decided to do it again when Milky was unavailable. I just didn't want to leave you with no episode for a week. Just trying to give you your DLP fix. Intro/outro: Bobby Vinton - I'm Mr. Lonely.  Get a Load of This Florida Woman Livestreams Her Drunk Driving Woman Wants to Get Her Daughter High, Smuggles Drugs in Tampons Shit We MentionedFor more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

In this episode, the boys celebrate Halloween for the third time. Pouch and Paco mix it up a bit and switch up their segments. Paco brings in some grotesque news items for a Spooky edition of Get a Load of This, sure to make you gag. Her side of Tacos delves into technology and murders. Pouch brings some spine-tingling shorts about creepy children for Pouch's Tacos.  Pouch here. Unfortunately, this Halloween special wasn't quite as planned out in the past, but I think we still succeeded in creeping you the fuck out. At least, I hope. Intro/Outro: The Misfits - Halloween. Thunder claps sound effect courtesy of Pablo Perez.  Get a Load of This: Spooky Edition Florida Man Mutilates Girlfriend During Sex, When She Calls Out Ex's Name Man Loses Most of his Face to Flesh-Eating Virus Man Stores 21 Severed Vaginas in his Freezer Pouch's Tacos 5 Gruesome Murders with Ghost Stories The Disappearance of Amy Lynn Bradley Creepy Things Kids have Said to their Babysitters Paco's Tacos Meat YouTube Harvey Glatman. Photos o

In this episode, Milky becomes an expert in La Bombita, while Pouch is just confused. Ness has been living the Metal life and reviews the new Iron Maiden album, The Book of Souls. Pouch here. I was burnt out last week. There was just a lot of things I needed to get done and I decided to ask Milky edit this one. There is a difference in our editing styles, so do not be alarmed. Intro/outro: Iron Maiden - Tears of a Clown.  Get a Load of This An Unnerving Rise in Beard Transplants Spider Found in Woman's Ear Shit We MentionedFor more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

In this episode, SPJ returns to discuss his weeaboophobia. Milky makes a strong attempt to be politically correct. Pouch believes that flammable gas is a myth.  Pouch here. Time to get back in regular rotation here. We've had some interruptions in our cycle to bring some good friends, but we've some stuff to take care of. Intro/outro: Rise of the Chaos Wizards - Gloryhammer.  Get a Load of This Florida Man Throws Liter Bottle of Piss at Cops Dumbass Sets Fire to Gas Pump Trying to Kill Spider Registered Slide Offender PETA Suing for Monkey's Ownership of Selfie Shit We MentionedFor more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

In this episode, the guys welcome back the renowned author, Lance Manion, where he rants on Caitlyn Jenner and chinchillas. Pouch thinks everything can be a sitcom.  Pouch here. We've been meaning to get our buddy, Lance Manion, back on for a long time, but we became a little complacent with our cycle of Semi-Permanents. We just didn't want to break up the routine too much. It was easy to just sit back and not worry about guests. However, Lance is a funny guy and I think our newer listeners could get a kick out of him. Check out his book coming out soon, entitled What You Don't Understand. Intro/outro: SR-71 - Politically Correct.  Get a Load of This Foot-Sniffing Florida Man Gets Caught After a High-Speed Scooter Chase Man Ticketed while Riding Horse Home, Drunk Teen Charged for Having Nude Photos of Himself Dog Helps Lost Dog Shit We MentionedFor more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

In this episode, Paco returns and attempts to plan something for the 200th episode of Dropping Loads. Milky wants to start pimping girls' feet. Pouch tries to hustle his parents' mangoes.  Pouch here. After last episode's low hum, I'm sure you guys are excited for some clarity. It's back to the slightly better than sub-par audio quality here. Personally, I think we pulled this together nicely. Hope you enjoy it. Intro/outro: Koffin Kats - Chainsaw Massacre.  Get a Load of This Florida Man Crawling on the Floor, Sniffing Girls' FeetMan Tries to Sell New Spray, Doesn't Shower for 12 Years Paco's Tacos Another Black-Eyed Child Sighting at Chase ForestGirl Possibly Buried Alive, Pounding Heard from GraveCamera-Shy Doll DisappearsMom Falls into Escalator, Gets CrushedSerial Killer of the Day: Delphine Lalaurie Shit We MentionedFor more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website