Dropping Loads

In this episode, Paco returns to preach her Punk lifestyle. Pouch is super hype about Harry Potter stuff. Milky names a new Pouch segment under Paco's segment.  Pouch here. If you hadn't noticed, things have been kinda tense here at DLP, with it showing on the last three episodes. For which I have to apologize. We've worked shit out and as you can see, we're all kinda giggly in this episode. Intro/outro: R. Kelly - I Believe I Can Fly Get a Load of This Porn Distributed to 6th Graders by Accident Men in Black Seen Roaming Aimlessly on Roads Paco's Tacos Rhoda Derry Judith Barsi Serial Killer of the Day: Jane Toppan - Jolly Jane Pouch's  Fajitas Space Angels Helen and Walter Pestinikas Shit We Mentioned For more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

In this episode, SPJ returns and slightly teases on the Don Francisco Promise Historia. SPJ reviews the X-Men: Apocalypse joint, in which he explains the villain's other occupation. Pouch decides to end the Florida Man segment. Pouch here. SPJ's new work schedule makes it so that we must accommodate an entirely different schedule. This was recorded over a week ago and therefore, it is dated. Thankfully, SPJ's stuff feels timeless as fuck. Sorry folks, I unceremoniously end the Florida Man segment. Just got tired of it. Intro/Outro: All Things (Just Keep Getting Better) - Widelife Featuring Simone Denny. Get a Load of This Florida Couple Fights Over Fart aka the Death of the Florida Man Segment Woman Dropkicks Cake Robot Runs Away from Lab Shit We Mentioned For more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

In this episode, Ness returns and he just likes tits. Pouch won't let the beef go. Metal Ness reviews Nicolas Cage's son's band, Eyes of Noctum.  Pouch here. I brought an article that I knew would elicit discussion, but I never realized that it would take up the majority of the episode. Apparently, we like talking about tits. Intro/Outro: Eyes of Noctum - Devil's Wind.  Get a Load of This Adult Breastfeeding Relationships Nude Pop-Up Restaurant in Tokyo Bans Fatties and Oldies Metal Ness Nicolas Cage's son's band - Eyes of Noctum Shit We Mentioned For more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

In this episode, Paco returns and is overwhelmed by the death erection. Pouch is disappointed that Paco doesn't want to start beef with SPJ. Milky hates a lot of things.  Pouch here. Unfortunately, we didn't record any audio from Milky's microphone. Shit happens. You could still hear him very clearly from the other mics, so it worked well enough. I tried my best to amplify segments of either Paco or my track, but it wasn't easy. Intro/outro: Alice Cooper - I Love the Dead.  Get a Load of This Gravedigging Competition China Introduces Women-Only Parking Spot because They Can't Park Paco's Tacos Human Experimentation in North Korea Woman Fucks Dead Bodies Cannibal Island Serial Killer of the Week: Elizabeth Bathory - The Blood Contess Shit We Mentioned For more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

In this episode, the boys return after a break to discuss a convention they attended. SPJ returns and he is praising the word of a new rapping sensation.  Pouch here. We took a break last week because we were going out of town for a convention and I simply didn't have any time to edit. The break really invigorated us because we had a lot to talk about. SPJ was back in the chair and as usual he didn't disappoint. Intro/Outro: Viper - You'll Coward Don't Even Smoke Crack.  Get a Load of This TMNT AirBnB Trouser Snake Beijing S&M Restaurant Emoji Bibe Shit We Mentioned For more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

In this episode, Pouch racially profiles a Florida Man, while Milky admits to owning some BDSM gear. Ness returns for a special Metal Ness celebrating The Misfits.  Pouch here. We had to maneuver some stuff around in order to get Ness on for episode 138, but by a stroke of serendipity, we were perfectly aligned with the reunion of the Misfits. Totally worth it. Intro/Outro: The Misfits - We Are 138.  Get a Load of This Beer Made from Belly Button Lint Burger King Spa Shit We Mentioned For more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

In this episode, SPJ returns to review Captain America: Bloods vs. Crips. Milky has the entrepreneurial spirit. Pouch wants to know about your favorite moments from the show.  Pouch here. SPJ is back after a somewhat extended absence. We needed him to bring it and he really fucking brought it. Anyway, a couple ideas were spitballed in this episode, so we need YOUR support on them. First, Milky wants to do a premium episode about the history of the Don Francisco Promise. You've got to tell us if you'd be interested in listening to that. Second, let us know about your favorite clips from the show so that we can get together a Best of. Let me know the episode and the time signature. Please, we'd love you forever. Intro/Outro: Rihanna - Bitch Better Have My Money. Get a Load of This Floridian Wolverine Pseudo-Florida Man Named Rhi-Rhi is Genius Pop-up Pub Staffed by Dogs KFC Nail Polish Tastes Like Chicken Shit We Mentioned For more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please vi

In this episode, Paco discovers what has been deeply embedded in her Latin blood. Milky continues to share more from his childhood. The guys question the ethics of a serial killer.  Pouch here. This episode was a bit difficult to get out. Two attempts and scheduled particularly late in the week. In the end, I'm just glad we were able to get it out. It's our commitment to you guys. Milky edited this one, be sure to praise him for his skills when you get the chance. Intro/Outro: Riff Raff - Versace Python Get a Load of This Chinese Man Lives Alone in Village for 10 Years Corpse Hotels in Japan Paco's Tacos Super Free Okiku Doll Human Pillars Serial Killer of the Day: Miyuki Ishikawa Shit We Mentioned For more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

In this episode, Random Guy Serge is back by popular demand and he declares he wants to go back to school. Pouch remembers when Milky asked him to check his genitals. The guys try to remember Prince.  Pouch here. You guys have been asking about RGS and he's back. I think I boosted his ego well enough to bring him back, but he's unwilling to commit to being a Semi-Permanent, coming on an episode by episode basis. Keep voicing your opinions and I'll keep telling him. Intro/outro: Prince - When Doves Cry. Get a Load of This Florida Man Stopped from Walking to Bermuda in Beach Ball Hamster Wheel No Limp Bizkit Concert in Ohio Nude Dining Experience Shit We Mentioned For more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

In this episode, Paco returns to describe her experience at yet another convention. Pouch questions the value of a sober Paco. Milky is labelled  "Mr. Charmer." Pouch here. As with most of our episodes with Paco, it became a clusterfuck requiring far more time in post-production than any other Semi-permanent. All worth it in the end, she's entertaining and people like her. Intro/outro: Mystikal - Shake ya ass.  Get a Load of This Florida Man Masturbates and Breaks Stuff Bed Detects Fucking Loch Ness Monster Prop Found Paco's Tacos Story story from the Old Tacos Ghost Ships African Albino People Serial Killer of the Day: Dean Corll - The Candyman Shit We Mentioned For more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

In this episode, Ness returns and we talk about his recent appearance on Green Up podcast. Milky believes that there's only about 5 states in the US. The guys talk to a Swedish person.  Pouch here. This episode had one of those rare occasions where something I planned actually went well. I just found out about the Swedish Number that day and was worried that we weren't going to be able to reach anyone at that late hour. Thankfully, Edwin saved the day with his insomnia. Intro/Outro: Guns N' Roses - Welcome to the Jungle, Get a Load of This Bank Robbers Use Tin Foil to Elude Burglar Alarms The Swedish Number: http://www.theswedishnumber.com Shit We Mentioned For more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

In this episode, author/blogger Lance Manion returns and updates us on his chinchilla lifestyle. Milky attempted to bed a female cop, while Pouch can't believe what Lance is saying.  Pouch here. We kinda missed our ol' buddy Lance Manion after recently celebrating National Have Sex with an Ugly Person Day. We were not disappointed. As usual, Lance has us doubling over from laughing at the most offensive shit you'll ever hear. Intro/Outro: Ludacris - Stand Up.  Get a Load of This Florida Man Leads Police Through High-speed Chase, with Key in Asshole Hobbits are Extinct and We're to Blame Guy Builds Robot that Looks Like ScarJo Chinese Morticians Use 3D Printing Tech to Restore Bodies Popping Loads Speedy Gonzales Movie Voice of Admiral Ackbar Dies Shit We Mentioned For more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

In this episode, Smokira Koryama reviews Pepsi Sakura, while SPJ reviews Batman x Superman: Dong of Justice with tons of SPOILERS. Pouch accidentally brings a Florida Dog article.  Pouch here. SPJ is back and he's reviewing a soda? That was not planned. He just happened to pick up the bottle at Milky Way Studios literally an hour before we started recording. It gave a good amount of contents, I think. SPOILERS for those who haven't seen Batman v Superman. Intro/outro: 2 Unlimited - Get Ready for This. Get a Load of This Florida Dog Nurse Takes Picture of Unconcious Patient's Dick Man Lives in a Box in a House Gun Folds Up to Look like Phone Shit We Mentioned For more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

In this episode, the guys welcome back Random Guy Serge. RGS comes back to once again weigh in on raising children and how certain ethnicities can't travel through time. Milky has something to say about homeschooled people.  Pouch here. I managed to convince RGS to come back for a full episode with Milky. It was a surprise even to him as I refused to tell him who are next guest was. It was a great episode that showcased exactly our chemistry with Serge. Intro/outro: Thin Lizzy - The Boys are Back in Town. Get a Load of This Eleven year old Kid Leads High Speed Police Chase in Cement Truck Easter Bunny Brawl in New Jersey New Zealand Domino's Wants to Deliver Pizza in Robot School Administrators Union in France Want to Allow Smoking in School to Fight Terrorism Popping Loads Captain America: Civil War Trailer Andy Wachowski becomes Lilly Wachowski Shit We Mentioned For more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

In this episode, Ness went to an Iron Maiden concert and returns to tell the story, while we learn about Pouch's ever-vigilant sphincter.  Pouch here. This episode got away from me. I have no idea what Ness and Milky are talking about through a quarter of it. But hey, it was funny as shit. Intro/outro: In Flames - Clayman Get a Load of This Florida Man Shits and Pisses in Cop Car after High-speed Chase Shit Geyser and the Poor Woman Tittygram Metal Ness Iron Maiden concert In Flames - 3 devil horns and 1 middle finger out of 5 devil horns Shit We Mentioned For more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

In this episode, Paco returns from her trip to Uruguay and spins quite a different yarn from Milky's. Pouch finds Paco's smile creepy. Milky is unimpressed with everything.  Pouch here. Paco's back and her version of the Uruguay trip is much different from Milky's. She's a bit different, and we, of course, shit on her for it. Intro/outro: Japan - Ghosts.  Get a Load of This Traffic Halted because of a Nude Chick on Top of a Semi-Truck Dog Found Behind Wheel of a Semi-Truck after Crash Paco's Tacos Mummified Man Found on Boat Taxi Drivers in Japan Picking up Ghosts Barbie.avi Urban Legend Dead Woman Gives Birth during Burial Uruguayan Urban Legend: Luz Mala Serial Killer of the Day: Robert Berdella Shit We Mentioned For more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

In this episode, Milky returns from his visit to the homeland only to be questioned about weed by SPJ and Pouch. SPJ reveals that he's been working on #PretzelMania, while Pouch is more interested in introducing SPJ's new character.  Pouch here. And we're back to your regularly scheduled Semi-Permanent. It seems the absence really gave us a lot to talk about and we were having a ton of fun. Hope it reflects in the episode. Intro/outro: Frankie Goes to Hollywood - Relax.  Get a Load of This Florida Man to Stare at Ted Cruz's Mouth for 2 Hours UK McDonald's and KFC Bans Unaccompanied Teenagers Under 18 Fat Penguins Walking on Treadmills Shit We Mentioned For more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

In this episode, Pouch welcomes back former Semi-Permanent, Random Guy Serge for a one-time return to the microphone. Pouch reminisces on RGS's time with DLP and wonders if he would ever use a blow-up sex doll. RGS defends himself against allegations of hating everything.  Pouch here. Milky and Paco are out of town again. Rather than do another solo episode, I brought back good friend and former Semi-Permanent Random Guy Serge. Unfortunately, I didn't have use of Milky Way Studios, so there were definitely some technical difficulties in this episode. Normally, my perfectionism would have made me question whether or not I should release this episode, but I said, "Fuck it." Intro/outro: Eminem - Without Me Get a Load of This Florida Teen Somehow Opens Up Medical Practice and Plays Doctor Actor had to Replace Two Fingers with Toes Man uses Blow-up Doll as Scarecrow MasterCard to Utilize Selifies as ID Shit We Mentioned For more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit

In this episode, Ness is becoming a Metal God. Pouch confesses that he has a deviated septum, while Ness confesses that he is a compulsive sniffer.  Pouch here. We got back on track after last week's terrible offering and it seems that Ness had a lot to say on this week's Metal Ness. Next week Milky and Paco are out of town, so I will have a very special guest for next week's episode. Intro/outro: At the Gates - Slaughter of the Soul.  Get a Load of This Florida Man Charged for Chucking an Alligator into a Wendy's A Town in Slovenia Wants to Build a Beer Fountain Sake-flavored Kit Kat Spanish Government Didn't Come into Work for 6 Years Metal Ness At the Gates - 5 out of 5 Devil Horns Shit We MentionedFor more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

In this episode, Pouch is once again hosting the podcast all by his lonesome. He tries and fails to do a commentary for the Florida Man documentary. He despises the documentary crew's boom mic operator. (Warning: this episode will not serve as a commentary track for the documentary.)  Pouch here. Yeah, the boys couldn't get it together this week, so instead, I tried my hand at a commentary track. Turns out, while I'm silently watching the movie (which doesn't work on a podcast), I tend to make a LOT of strange noises. Mostly wheezing. Therefore, although the movie was 50 minutes, I ended up cutting the episode down to only 37 minutes. So no, it's not a commentary track. However, you can hear my first reactions to the movie. It's not good. Forgive me.  Very Ape Productions Florida Man Documentary on Vimeo