4k Glossy News Review - Comedy, Lifestyle & Technology

The first fully 4K/UHD podcast with live music, tons of graphics and citations and and a length we haven't seen in weeks. This podcast has it all. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News". Here are the topics covered in the the March 14th, 2016 4K/UHD podcast. * Why the death penalty needs to be re-thought, and the one true way to do it properly, if we're not going to abolish it. Spoiler alert, Mythbusters are cited in this idea. * Four ways to get cheap shoes for kids are shared, but the one you never thought of ranks at #1. It was right in front of you the whole time. * Car commercials are unimaginative and frankly pretty ridiculous. They show dangerous cars. Why the hell would anyone want that? * A live performance of "What will we do with the drunken sailor?" with a guitar and two mandolins, as part of our exclusive Saint Patrick's Day coverage. * Some say Republicans will win in a landslide in November. They are wrong, but

After the burglary, find out the future of the podcast. Did insurance cover the loss? Was there a second break-in attempt? Will the podcast limp along or come back better than ever? All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News". Here are the topics covered in the the March 7th, 2016 4K/UHD podcast. * Hyper-miling. It's not just a great way to save gas, but you can also use it to torture your passengers, and I tell you how! * Life ProTip: How to fix a clogged toilet without ever getting so much as a speck of poo on your arms, face, or accidentally open mouth... or intentionally open mouth, either way. * There are two ways Trump can still lose the nomination, but one you haven't heard about yet... but Reagan and Bush did it, so it's not all that crazy. * There are more medieval weapons in existence today than there ever was in medieval times. Good thing? Bad thing? Spoiler, it's neither, it's just a thing. * My parents took me camping,

Despite having my office burglarized and almost all of my production gear stolen, the podcast is back with even more original than ever before. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News". Here are the topics covered in the the February 29th, 2016 4K/UHD podcast. * The tip from a wise old man on how to live a happy life with a happy wife. * LED bulbs may never get cheap because they just live too long. How can they make money into the future if they last 20 years? * A followup on why Amazon Prime is/isn't a good deal, and why you definitely should/shouldn't pay for it. All from experience I've learned the hard way. * The problem with Trump has less to do with his policies than it does with his supporters. * How to avoid ruining your relationship with your kids if you ever end up divorced. Some huge dos and don'ts. Follow me around the web:iTunes (or search "Glossy News")Facebook.com/4KPodcastTwitter - @4KPodcastReddit.com/r/GlossyP

Despite having my office burglarized and almost all of my production gear stolen, the podcast is back with even more original than ever before. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News". Here are the topics covered in the the February 22nd, 2016 4K/UHD podcast. * Review of the James Bond film "Spectre". Spoiler alert, I wasn't a big fan, but I give all the reasons. * What do Chinese landlords do when stuff in their rentals break? I mean, it simply must do that all the time, right? * The weird dreams I keep having about a fast, hot, topless Viper. * Pop culture isn't dead. In fact, it's coming back stronger than ever. * Why do top comics and intellectuals get $10,000 to $50,000 to give speeches, while Hillary, who isn't a terribly good speaker, get a quarter million dollars? The answer may not surprise you. * If "The Purge" was real, you know, the night when you can commit any crime without repurcussion, it wouldn't be all about m

espite having my office burglarized and almost all of my production gear stolen, the podcast is back with even more original than ever before. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News". Here are the topics covered in the the February 15th, 2016 4K/UHD podcast. * Supreme Court justice Antonin Scalia died in his sleep yesterday, and while he could have just resigned, I respect his decision. So what happens now? * TV review of "Dave Gorman's Modern Life is Goodish". * How to fix the calendar once and for all just by adding a 13th month. * Review of an authentic Mexican restaurant with surprisingly affordable prices. * How to win at the "quiet game" without even playing. * Following the thought of a human exhibit in an alien zoo to its logical conclusion. * And I celebrate Valentine's Day by not even mentioning it once in the podcast. What can I say, it was a crazy week and I just wan't feeling it. Follow me around the web:iTunes (or

The podcast is back with more, and now, with even more original than ever before. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News". Here are the topics covered in the the February 8th, 2016 4K/UHD podcast. * How you can run your home and family like a business to get amazing results. It's easier than you think. * Copyright is a broken system, but nowhere is it more broken than on YouTube, where a mega-corp can shutter your entire channel without even honestly looking once to see if your clip is Fair Use or abuse. YouTube doens't give a damn about small publishers, they just want to keep the big dogs happy and they do so at any price. * If you want to prank a friend, family member, or new girlfriend (perhaps even to test their loyalty,) you need only do this one $5 gag to keep them close to you or drive them away forever, though it will be two to six years before they full realize the full power of it. * My Pontiac is back in the shop ag

The podcast is back with more, and now, with even more original than ever before. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News". Here are the topics covered in the the February 1st, 2016 4K/UHD podcast. * Joke of the week: The time we went hiking and I got bitten by a venomous snake and had to rely on my buddy to save my life. * An open concept for how to make a massive online game that exists as more than an experience, but as a real world news media event. Not just viral, but big enough to make actual news. * A proven business strategy to use protesting, public lands and social media to get everything you could ever want delivered right to your doorstep within three weeks. Free business idea, guys, just for you. * The weiredest dreams in my house aren't mine or my kids. No, my dog has the weirdest dreams ever and I'm still trying to figure out what they are. * A recommendation for the best up-and-coming spoof news show on the air.

All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News". Here are the topics covered in the the January 25th, 2016 4K/UHD podcast. * Amy Schumer is in the news for alleged joke stealing, but the claims have since been scaled back. She's not the first comic to steal jokes, it's actually quite wide spread, and she certainly won't be the last. * What would you do if you won a million or a billion dollars? When I was a kid my dreams weren't big, but they sure were to me. There was only one thing I wanted if I won the lottery. * Three reasons movie theaters will not die and why that's a very good thing. * Have you ever applied for a job you were perfectly qualified for but never stood a chance? Well, there is a reason that happens sometimes, and I know because I've been the guy on the winning side of it more than once. * How to finally buy a coffee pot that won't die on you in a year or two. * Review of the Netflix exclusive "The Ridiculous 6" star

The podcast is back with more, and now, with even more original than ever before. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News". Here are the topics covered in the the January 18th, 2016 4K/UHD podcast. * Who actually works 9 to 5? That's only eight hours. Do you get a lunch or is this a myth we've been taught? * Forget tax holidays, imagine the jump our economy could get with a copyright holiday. * Sample of what music could sound like if Copyright expired in a generation or two, like it used to. * A quick and earnest plug for Senator Bernie Sanders. * Phone call scammer leaves me a voicemail saying I'll be arrested in 45-minutes for unknown charges against an unknown company... oh, and he didn't even know my name or which area code he called... and he called back 20-minutes later from the correct area code with an even worse story. * Next time you protest, if you want to be taken seriously and left alone, do something irresponsible

The podcast is back with more, and now, with even more original content I came up with while driving! All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News". Here are the topics covered in the the January 11th, 2016 4K/UHD Christmas podcast. * How to play the White Elephant gift exchange and WIN every time. Tips on what to bring, trading and bartering strategies, and what to pick when you're in a pinch. * Meet the man with the real-life super power of disease immunity! * Bizarre health breakthrough: Cure IBS and many other digestive woes with this bizarre biome transplant that's so crazy it sounds like it must be fake. * Billion Dollar Business opportunity: The awareness-awareness charity. You can raise unlimited tax-free dollars, you just have to use it to raise awareness about the countless other awareness charities. It's so stupid but still somehow completely legal. * Explaining the dumbest, most off-putting ad marquee I've ever seen, and

First podcast of the new year and it's back with a soft, soft vengeance. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News". Here are the topics covered in the the January 4th, 2016 4K/UHD Christmas podcast. * Meet the man who can literally determine what any drug is just by smell. * I explain how to get 19,000 karma on Reddit in your first 56-hours, and how you can hit a million in 4-8 months. * A billion dollar business idea for how to take a common household appliance, tweak it ever so subtly, and make it a brand new one with huge market appeal... some technical issues may need to be addressed first, but that's where you come in. I'm more of an "ideas guy". * Our trip to Wild Waves Holiday with Lights festival and why I recommend it, but only kind of. Also a detailed explanation of how Wild Waves is screwing themselves out of tons of money by not thinking through the logistics. * 10 unbelievable true facts about geography, plus two you

Year End podcast, but it really it's just as awesome as all of them. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News". Here are the topics covered in the the December 28th, 2015 4K/UHD Christmas podcast. * How to deal with YouTube's draconian copyright notice system, and when to just let it go. * Fact-checking the Republican Presidential Debate (part-one) * TSA vs Storm Shelters and a serious question of political priorities. * Meet the man with verifiable heat vision. His story will blow your mind, but slowly and gently. Follow me around the web:iTunes (or search "Glossy News")Facebook.com/4KPodcastTwitter - @4KPodcastReddit.com/r/GlossyPodcastYouTube.com/glossynewsGlossyNews.com/podcast Segment bumpers and background music by Greg the Hero. Royalty Free Music "Your Call," "Disco Medusa," and "Funkorama" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com. 4K/UHD Backgrounds by Amitai Angor AA VFX www.youtube.com/dvdangor2011.

It's the first Christmas podcast, and I've pulled out all the stops and then some. Wow I must be crazy to post all this stuff, sheesh! All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News". Here are the topics covered in the the December 22nd, 2015 4K/UHD Christmas podcast. * Tips on how to keep your power bills low this winter, even if it means the "accidental" death of a child or two. * The recounting of countless Christmas jokes, except that in this case, they're all true stories. * Open presents Christmas eve or Christmas day? Consider the case of this one crazy child which might just make you change your mind. * The real reason Christmas cookies are so hard to come by... my sister had a damn time machine and she stole all of yours, even here and now in the future. * An exclusive interview with Saint Nicholas himself, live at the north pole. He finally discloses his nationality. * More Christmas stuff than you can shake a stick at, unles

Can you believe it's already the 21st podcast? That's almost enough to do a full day marathon! All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News". Here are the topics covered in the the December 14th, 2015 4K/UHD podcast and telethon. * You know the animal statues on the roofs of old Chinese buildings? * Part two of the incredibly fun and funny interview with Tim Jones from ViewFromTheBleachers.net. * How to make holiday meals truly unforgettable for your guests, and it doesn't involve an open bar. * A review of the very funny British show "How to Start Your Own Country" starring Danny Wallace. * A personal story about why we desperately need Single Payer Healthcare. * A billion dollar business idea about the perfect backup generator for when the power goes out. * The guy with a real life super power. Follow me around the web:iTunes (or search "Glossy News")Facebook.com/4KPodcastTwitter - @4KPodcastReddit.com/r/GlossyPodcastYouTube.com/gl

This is the rebroadcast of our hugely successful telethon. You won't believe how much money we raised for charity, but watch it all the way to the end to see how we're helping people and changing lives. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News". Here are the topics covered in the the December 7th, 2015 4K/UHD podcast and telethon. * A billion dollar business idea you can have to make huge money running a small, then national, then global empire of child care centers. * An incredibly fun and funny interview with Tim Jones from ViewFromTheBleachers.net. * A true story about the weirdest possible visit to the doctor, loaded to the gills with old jokes and terrible behavior. * Meet the man with the unique super power of being able to measure his pulse without any device or even touching his wrist or neck. * Amazing true facts you won't believe about fundraising and the history of the telethon. * A review of the 2008 SBS Australia fak

Here are the topics covered in the the November 30th, 2015 4K/UHD podcasts. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News". * How to make a billion dollars selling nutritional supplements. * The post office is looking for new trucks. They can save $15,000 per truck by going with electric and get a much better fleet. * A common argument against raising minimum wage debunked. * Amazing true facts about space, space travel and the moon. * How to defeat terror attacks and knock it out before it can spread. * Church takes a unique approach on tithing. * A ridiculous true story about a crazy man I met at a diner, and how his death changed my life. * Man with the amazing super power to locate anatomical particulars without the use of x-ray, ultrasound or any detection devices other than his eyes and sense of touch. * Review of The Man From U.N.C.L.E. and a hearty recommendation to never bother seeing it. Follow me around the web:iTunes (or s

In the November 23rd, 2015 4K/UHD podcasts, I cover fresh ground and feature a brand new show guest. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News". * A special message from my drunk in-laws. * A story of shame and disdain for the Freedom Tower at ground zero in Manhattan. * A discussion of a dying wish to be cremated vs. buried. * Ten amazing but true facts about technology. * The best jokes about the moon ever, I mean, um, true stories. * The tale of a crazy mom who actually preferred her sons to ride motorcycles. * The real, somewhat uncomfortable truth about doomsday preppers, and how you can actually prepare in ways that would matter. * Mystery Science Theater 3000 is coming back, and they need your help on Kickstarter! * A quick glimpse inside the real world of Alvin & The Chipmunks. * The story of a church which actually allows and encourages marijuana use. * A free business proposal for you to run with called "The Sandwich

In the November 6th, 2015 4K/UHD podcasts, I cover a lot of fresh ground. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News". * An introduction brought to you by the most romantic thing you can do for your partner this week. * My Last Will & Testament suggestion as to how you should paint me up for my open-casket... with scary clown makeup. * 8 amazing true facts about biology. * The true story of the time I met a lovely, flirty zoologist, and how she changed my weekend forever, however temporarily. * The real life story of the worst room mate ever. * One mother's brilliant plan to give a young boy the puppy he always wanted, though not exactly as he might have hoped. * A billion dollar business idea, also invovling puppies, which you are free to take and use for your own. * The story of a church looking desperately for a weekend retreat, except for year round, and also during the week. * How the stock market, and for that matter, rea

In the November 9th, 2015 4K/UHD podcast, there's some new segments and stuff you won't believe. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News". * 14 reasons Ben Carson is a crazy person, and yes, everything includes actual quotes and citations. * The first installment in my "Last Will & Testament" series, where I ask you to bow your head and then we pretty much jump off the deep end, in accordance with my wishes. * 10 amazing true fun-facts about war. Nearly all of them are true, but I challenge you to figure out which ones are fake. * Real true stories from my time working at a bar that had all kinds of customers. Germans, Romans, ducks, you name it. * 4K/UHD review of "Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil," starring H. Jon Benjamin of Archer and Bob's Burger fame. * Description of a church which actually welcomes and reveres atheists. * A quick tale about a seductive doctor and her teenage patient. Oh my, the experiences you can get

In the November 2nd, 2015 4K/UHD podcasts, I get over my Halloween stomach ache and get back to business covering a mad slew of topics. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News". * An in-depth explanation of why you should never bring a wingman to your doctor's appointment. Especially not back into the exam room. * A review of "What We Do in the Shadows" starring Jemaine Clement of Flight of the Conchords. It's a vampire flick as wild and wonderful as "Shaun of the Dead" was for zombie movies. Watch the clip! * Legal advice desperately needed for a young gentleman who may have been caught in a room with a lady of the night... who may or may have been sub-legal in more ways than one. * Amazing true facts Part-Two. The second in what will likely be a seven or eight part series of facts so crazy they must be fake, and at least two or three of them are. * There is a church that advocates for the legalization of lady business in ways