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Welcome to Simply 15 Classic Edition. Yes another gimmick from Simplistic Reviews...we don't like ourselves either.   Don't have 15 minutes? I don't believe you!    Today we give our 15 minutes on the classic, Tango & Cash. 1989 ‧ Comedy/Buddy cop ‧ 1h 44m   Police officers Ray Tango (Sylvester Stallone) and Gabe Cash (Kurt Russell) are narcotics experts working to bring down drug lord Yves Perret (Jack Palance). In an attempt to stymie their efforts, Perret sets up Tango and Cash, making it look as if they've killed an FBI agent. Arrested and put in prison, the two cops formulate an escape plan and, once out, team up with Tango's exotic dancer sister, Katherine (Teri Hatcher), in order to clear their records and take down Perret once and for all. #SylvesterStallone #Amazon #Tango&Cash #ShortPodcast #Podcast #Review ________________________________________________ Site: http://SimplisticReviews.net TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@simplisticreviews iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4 Spotify: https://

Yo June! On this latest edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys discuss everything from Woody Allen to Woody from Toy Story...from Henry Golding to Henry Cavill...from Willy Wonka to Big Willy Smith. All that, several Real American jibes at the classic GI Joe animated series and underhanded jokes at Steven Seagal's expense on episode 160 of the Simplistic Reviews podcast. AND...If you want to sing along to the opening song, here are DJ's alternative lyrics to the G.I. Joe theme:   DJ's Alternative Lyrics To The G.I. Joe Theme Song Crashing through the skies, comes a fearful cry. Cobra! x2   (CHORUS OVERLAPPING) Cobra! x2   Armies Of the night, Evil taking flight. Cobra! x2   (CHORUS OVERLAPPING) Cobra! Ow! My throat!   Nowhere to run, Nowhere to hide! Panic spreading far and wide, Who can turn the tide?   (CHORUS) G.I. Joe! A real American hero, G.I. Joe is there! G.I. Joe! A real American hero, They cause their share of damage, to be fair! Fighting for freedom wherever there's trou

Marked For Death | 1990 ‧ Action ‧ 1h 33m
  A retired DEA agent is out to hunt down and take out a Jamaican drug posse that has targeted he and his family for murder. (From IMDB)   For some odd reason this is our 3rd Steven Seagal movie. And this one comes with bad Jamaican accents from both the actors and us. It's got a good kill count so we have that going for us.   Hard To Kill - https://youtu.be/oeVNLP2MRJg Fire Down Below - https://youtu.be/SkdPZRedbpg   Site: http://SimplisticReviews.net Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4   #Movie #Commentary #MarkedforDeath #StevenSeagal #Podcast

Don't have 15 minutes? I don't believe you!  Today we give our 15 minutes on the new Amazon Prime series, Invincible. Seventeen-year-old Mark Grayson is just like every guy his age, except that his father is Omni-Man, the most powerful superhero on the planet. As Mark develops powers of his own, he discovers his father's legacy may not be as heroic as it seems.     #Comics #Amazon #Invincible #ShortPodcast #Podcast #Review ________________________________________________ Site: http://SimplisticReviews.net TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@simplisticreviews iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4 Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming

On this May Day edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the boys swoon over Tony Scott films, James Spader, the Captain America trilogy, and Artemis Fowl. One of those things aren't true. You'll have to listen to find out which and to hear a lot more on the latest episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.

(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version without movie audio as well)   China O'Brien | 1989 ‧ Action ‧ 1h 30m
  A police woman, expert and instructor in martial arts, leaves the city to stay with her dad, sheriff in a town with peace and quiet - or so she thinks. She gets plenty opportunities to show her martial arts skills. (From IMDB)   China O'Brien was one of the hardest movies to find, yet one of the best movies we ever watched...we'll in terms of fighting since the acting and story is nothing much to write home about. But damn those fight scenes are amazing. We can only hope the sequel lives up or excels in the fighting category.   Since this film is so hard to find we will upload some fighting scenes for you to see on our YouTube channel. Also, in our video version of this podcast you'll see a few fights appear as we watch. Grab that popcorn, hold on to your peg of a hand and long live our Queen, Cynthia Rothrock! One of the best action stars...ever!     #Movie #Comment

(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)
  China O'Brien | 1989 ‧ Action ‧ 1h 30m
  A police woman, expert and instructor in martial arts, leaves the city to stay with her dad, sheriff in a town with peace and quiet - or so she thinks. She gets plenty opportunities to show her martial arts skills. (From IMDB)   China O'Brien was one of the hardest movies to find, yet one of the best movies we ever watched...we'll in terms of fighting since the acting and story is nothing much to write home about. But damn those fight scenes are amazing. We can only hope the sequel lives up or excels in the fighting category.   Since this film is so hard to find we will upload some fighting scenes for you to see on our YouTube channel. Also, in our video version of this podcast you'll see a few fights appear as we watch. Grab that popcorn, hold on to your peg of a hand and long live our Queen, Cynthia Rothrock! One of the best action stars...ever!     #Movie #Commen

Is it that time of the month already? Yes it is! So here is our 15 minute podcast...let's get to it! In episode 2 the gang gives their one word review of Godzilla vs Kong.  Don't have 15 minutes? I don't believe you!   #Godzilla #KingKong #GodzillavsKong #ShortPodcast #Podcast #Review ________________________________________________ Site: http://SimplisticReviews.net TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@simplisticreviews iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4 Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming

On the April Edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the boys explain their disgust for Easter candy, Matthew comes up with a new invention that'll make billions, a special guest priest hear their sins for Simplistic Confessional, and torpedoes are away in another game of Simplistic Submarine. All that and a bunny dies...just kidding...or am I? (Ahem) All that and more on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.

(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version without movie audio as well)   Troll 2 | 1990 ‧ Horror ‧ 1h 35m
 A vacationing family discovers that the entire town they're visiting is inhabited by goblins, disguised as humans, who plan to eat them.   Consider one of the best worst movies of all time, we decided to celebrate the month of March with a classic. Troll 2 brings a ton of awful along with it but also doesn't forget about the fun and hilarity a classic good bad film should have in it's DNA.  Grab that shamrock milkshake and test your luck with a sequel that really isn't, everyone this is Troll 2.
  

(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)   Troll 2 | 1990 ‧ Horror ‧ 1h 35m
 A vacationing family discovers that the entire town they're visiting is inhabited by goblins, disguised as humans, who plan to eat them.   Consider one of the best worst movies of all time, we decided to celebrate the month of March with a classic. Troll 2 brings a ton of awful along with it but also doesn't forget about the fun and hilarity a classic good bad film should have in it's DNA.  Grab that shamrock milkshake and test your luck with a sequel that really isn't, everyone this is Troll 2.
  

Have 15 minutes? Good, now you have a 15 minute podcast to watch/listen...let's get to it! In episode 1 the gang gives their one word review of WandaVision. Don't have 15 minutes? Okay fine, they like it...alot!

You're are gonna need the luck of the Irish to get through this St. Patrick's Day episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast without laughing your ass off. The boys weigh in on Shamrock shakes, the proper name for sprinkles, Cruella de Vil, JJ Abrams, WandaVision, and Dom DeLuise. We know...it's a weird show. Julie also has another entry in her diary centering around Gina Carano, Matt and Justin try and guess what's in DJ's pockets, and Raiden and Skeletor make an appearance. All that and more on this full pint of fun known as the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

(This version has the audio of the movie. We have another version without as well) Surf Nazis Must Die | 1987 ‧ Action ‧ 1h 23m When the son of a gun-wielding woman is murdered by neo-Nazi surfers in a post-apocalyptic future, his mother hunts them down to extract her bloodthirsty revenge.   Do you know what is worse than Nazis?... Surf Nazis!   A movie commentary years in the making, today the gang crosses out a highly requested movie. Unbeknownst to them it also turned out to be the perfect February movie as we celebrate black history month with badass Eleanor 'Mama' Washington cleaning up the beach from Nazi trash in Surf Nazis Must Die.   Grab that popcorn with that hook of a hand, and let's kill some neo-Nazi surfers in a new contender for our "Commentary Hall of Fame".  

(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well) Surf Nazis Must Die | 1987 ‧ Action ‧ 1h 23m When the son of a gun-wielding woman is murdered by neo-Nazi surfers in a post-apocalyptic future, his mother hunts them down to extract her bloodthirsty revenge.   Do you know what is worse than Nazis?... Surf Nazis!   A movie commentary years in the making, today the gang crosses out a highly requested movie. Unbeknownst to them it also turned out to be the perfect February movie as we celebrate black history month with badass Eleanor 'Mama' Washington cleaning up the beach from Nazi trash in Surf Nazis Must Die.   Grab that popcorn with that hook of a hand, and let's kill some neo-Nazi surfers in a new contender for our "Commentary Hall of Fame". 

The Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back with a brand new, double-sized, extra strength show sure to offend someone out there. Just the way we like it. The boys discuss the possible future of Hollywood in the segment Believable or Bullsh%*. They give their thoughts on the new Marvel show WandaVision, causing DJ to call out all Marvel haters including Ethan Hawke in TV Roundup. And they break down some tough choices in the return of the game Kill F%*k Marry. All that and more on this not so romantic February edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

(This version has the audio of the movie. We have another version without as well)   You ready to be racist brother! Ready when you are Spence! Ok Bru lets do this! Thunder! When the Sun comes up in paradise The girls look pretty Ooh they look nice I can smell the cocoa-lotion in the air Cool breeze blowin everywhere Better start running 'Cause there's a hurricane a-comin' Grab your Piña colada and a Jamaican, this is Thunder in Paradise 2! (Somehow worse than the last one...yeppie)  

(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)   You ready to be racist brother! Ready when you are Spence! Ok Bru lets do this! Thunder! When the Sun comes up in paradise The girls look pretty Ooh they look nice I can smell the cocoa-lotion in the air Cool breeze blowin everywhere Better start running 'Cause there's a hurricane a-comin' Grab your Piña colada and a Jamaican, this is Thunder in Paradise 2! (Somehow worse than the last one...yeppie)  

Break your New Year's resolutions early and enter the world of the Simplistic Reviews podcast. This month, the boys celebrate the end of 2020...briefly. They then delve into what dessert they are gonna gorge themselves on to assuage their depression from the prolonged doom of the pandemic. But don't worry...it's all fun and games as they play four of their favorite movie games to entertain you:  1. Take The F%*king Elephant...a game based on guessing the eerily similar films of Liam Neeson. 2. Simplistic Titles...a game based on figuring out which films Valentine describes is real or fake. 3. Simplistic Death...a game based on guessing a film based only on the description on how the bad guy dies in the end. 4. Simplistic Switcheroo...a game in which the gang theorizes which actor could do another actor's career better. All that and so much more on this Auld Acquaintance Episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

To close out the year, we thought it would be fun to look back on all the sketches we've done in 2020. Julie is your guide as we go from a John Rambo-esque rant on the Star Wars Cinematic Universe, to the two part Sesame Street Syndicate sketch, to He-Man and the Transformers messing about, to Doctor Doom dentistry, to Scream Shenanigans, to Home Alone fallout, and all the great sketches in between...with a little behind the scenes stuff thrown in. So sit back, relax, and enjoy one last silly show before the year is out.