Hott Minute

Happy Hanukkah! Any Patinkin you thinkin' of may show up!

Our quarantine setup continues with Jamie polling the masses for their horny responses to various prompts and getting Ashley’s raw reactions to the results. This episode we look at Daytime Talk Show Hosts; Oprah, Donahue, Sally Jessy Raphael, Ricki Lake and their ilk are covered in great detail. Oh, and Maury, always Maury. This episode […]

Hott Minute turn their eyes to the Capitalist Hellscape we live in by measuring up the hotties in Advertising Icons.

Would you ride in the way back of a church van with Jude Law? Would you let Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes burn down your house? Would you let Charlize Theron do your eyebrows?

Back in March, Hott Minute recorded a deep dive into the various Bags of Hotties at their disposal (Regular Bag, Sitcom Bag, Halloween Bag and more). The impact of the coronavirus had not been fully revealed. This is that episode. Looming pandemic aside, Jamie and Ashley hit their stride discussing their adoration for Charlize Theron, […]

Introducing the First Annual Tall Brawl Bracket: 2020 Big Boy Melee! In the grand tradition of absurd Hott Minute undertakings, Ashley and Jamie have hand selected sixty-four hotties all over 6’3″ tall to go head-to-head in an all out brawl. Divided into the sensible divisions of Stringbeans, Beefcakes, Lumberjacks and “Other”, these literal giants will […]

Ashley and Jamie opine on HBO's Succession, a show about beloved assholes.

In the year 2020, two brave heroes face a strange new world teeming with undiscovered hotties! These are the new adventures of Jamie and Ashley, this is Hott Minute, Season Three!

An episode filled with absolute trash. No attraction shaming here but these hotties give even our hosts pause. From the King Tut Pubic Mound of Facial Hair on Dave Navarro to the Turgid Penis Neck of Beto O'Rourke to Julian Assange in the Family Restroom of a Doubletree, they really cover it all.

Ashley and Jamie consult with their Astrologer Madame Rose to traverse the Zodiac Wheel in search of the best hotties.

Joseph Mazello, Sam Neil, the Blair Witch Witch, Barbarella, Sam Malone, Drag Queen Tucks, O-T Fagbenle, Agent Dana Scully, Angela Bassett, Kim Fields, Raul Julia, Oscar Isaac, Dr. Frankenstein, Harry Treadaway, Starbuck, Liz Lemon, Tina Fey, Xenomorph, John Laroquette and Barbara Streisand.

Ashley and Jamie make good on a pre-Season 2 promise to themselves, an episode all about When Animals Attack. Fabio, Phil Bronstein, Komodo Dragons, Nude Bears, Caiman reptiles and multiple instances of Asp attacks are discussed.

Ashley and Jamie to discuss their Favorite Divas; including Mariah Carey, Ariana Grande, Jessie J, Madonna, Beyonce, Tina Turner, Dolly Parton, Cher, MTV Cribs, Redman, Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy and their favorite reggae song from Paris Hilton.

All Killer, No Filler with Ashley and Jamie as they concentrate on who's hot and why. From Ben Whishaw to rapper bbymutha to vintage TV performances to a deep dive into hot journalists, they got it all covered.

A holiday extravaganza with Alex Caress, aka Little Bandit, takes Jamie and Ashley into a discerning look at Muppet Family Christmas, Love Actually and some questionable Hallmark Classics™.

In this episode, Ashley and Jamie take on the entirety of Gen Z by providing lively insights on everything from the awe-inspiring Emma Gonzalez & David Hogg, to the downright disgusting Post Malone, to the good hearted, pretty stupid, very confident Jaden Smith.

Discussing the entirety of science fiction proved to be too much for one episode so Jamie, Ashley and Larissa stepped into a well timed wormhole to divide the conversation. This is Part Two of Sci-Fi Hotties with Larissa Maestro.

Ashley and Jamie tackle the entirety of Science Fiction Hottness by employing some help from aficionado Larissa Maestro.

Hott Minute Attorney Brooks A. returns to prevent Ashley and Jamie from letting this special Halloween episode get too spooky. The trio plays a rousing round of Smash, Spook, or Slash and discusses the best of Halloween Hotties at length.

Deep adoration for Genesis, Jenny Slate and a whole bunch of Sports Hotties.