Banshees And Booze

Can you tell me in American what time it is? Time for another Banshees and Booze, of course! Come into our safe space and hear the topic that started as a joke and turned into a direct challenge to Tami (or so she constantly thinks): HAUNTED PLANTS! They said it couldn’t be done, but Tami finds a Romanian forest full of twisty trees and little girls who don’t age (ummm… give us some of that!). And Amie makes us all throw up in our mouths a little hearing from a serial killer who et cetera-ed all over an oak tree that COULD be hundreds of years old! We’re going full Zak on reviewers, so Apple or Glide: give us your money! . Theme Music: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ . Artwork: Laura de Mooij www.instagram.com/disneybabydoll/

I am TIRED of these RECENTLY DRAINED snakes on this HEAVILY HAUNTED PLANE! Pre-order your copy of "Tamisplaining for the Soul" and hire a Task Rabbit to hang your curtains, because this week we're going to THAILAND! Make your own Full Moon Festival bucket drink (if you dare...) and hear about Bangkok’s Suvarnabhumi Airport and it's monk-heavy methods for appeasing ghosts. And learn about not on but TWO bridges with grim histories that'll make you never get behind the wheel of a car in Thailand. Look out for haunted Trip Advisor reviews, and never pee in a dark bathroom! Chong gao! . Theme Music: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ . Artwork: Laura de Mooij www.instagram.com/disneybabydoll/

Everything I know about the mob I learned from Boardwalk Empire... Dust off your machine guns and never go against the family, because this week Amie and Tami are talking about MOB GHOSTS! Get back to basics with the many (MANY) haunted locations that claim to have an Al Capone ghost (Capone, not Pacino, but YES Scarface?), and hear a story about a private janitor (where's the category for that on Monster.com?) who had a change of heart with a complicated and spooky last job for the mob. Leave the podcast, take the booze, cuz we knew it was you... you BROKE OUR HEART. . Theme Music: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ . Artwork: Laura de Mooij www.instagram.com/disneybabydoll/

Can you Amazon Prime a pub? Find out this week as Amie and Tami explore haunted places that have been moved! Obscure? Perhaps; but these spooky tales will have you thinking twice before you step foot into a transported location again. Amie takes us back to Episode 7 and dives into the haunted lore of the Blue Anchor Pub in Delray Beach, Florida (originally London, England), and Tami watches a scary and terribly polite English paranormal show where they visit an entire museum of moved (and CREEPY) buildings from around England. Watch your language, turn on a fan, and pop in your Air Buds for this week's Banshees and Booze! #ParanormalInfluencers . Theme Music: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ . Artwork: Laura de Mooij www.instagram.com/disneybabydoll/

Bitches love witches who get stitches! Crack open your Witches Brewski of choice and settle in because we're about to put a spell on you with this week's topic: Witches (duh; there were already like 3 clues). Amie paints a picture of an ideal mommy retreat in a cage which was later owned by a lady who maybe can't read (?) and Tami traces the roots of a modern day witch all the way back to her beer-souring ancestor and HER PET RAVEN!!! All this and we get another Up Ghost and Personal from Kate whose ass is legit so haunted! Charge up your crystals, and smoke that palo santo if you got it! . Theme Music: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ . Artwork: Laura de Mooij www.instagram.com/disneybabydoll/

Grab your emergency hair dye and figure out how time zones work; it's our first remote episode from both sides of the pond! Crack open a can of Gin and TOMBic or mix it yourself like a SAP; England goes out of its way to encourage our terrible behavior! Amie and Tami focus this week on haunted cemeteries where people are just DYING to get in (there's no end to the dad jokes today and I apologize). Hear about some helpful witches and rivalry-inspiring vampires, plus we get an Up Ghost and Personal from one of our favorite contributors! Sorry, Dave! . Theme Music: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ . Artwork: Laura de Mooij www.instagram.com/disneybabydoll/

It is Leo Season, hear us roar! In honor of Tami's birthday, this week we are re-releasing one of our favorite episodes of the podcast: the one about BANSHEES! Listen on to learn about the history of our namesake, get all hot and bothered by some sexy real-life accounts, and listen to Tami cry trying to read the most touching Up Ghost and Personal we've ever gotten. And tune in next week for a brand new episode! . Theme Music: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ . Artwork: Laura de Mooij www.instagram.com/disneybabydoll/

Last record in the same room for a while! Tami must be punished, so it's an episode of Ghost Adventures to make her think about what she's done. This time it's a bit of a unique take as we watch and make live commentary on this episode. Season 17 Episode 4: The Double Eagle Hotel. (Yes! The same place Shay worked at and mentioned in the live show!) It's all fun and games until there's clearly-defined poltergeist activity and everyone loses their damn minds. Find out why there's a camera just for Aaron's neck, and get a Spanish lesson from a ghost box. Y'all: Arizona is HAUNTED AS HELL. And for the curious: Tami's dad DID finish that bottle of tequila :) . Theme Music: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ . Artwork: Laura de Mooij www.instagram.com/disneybabydoll/

Shhhhh.... just stop yelling and let's all have mashed potatoes and lay down for a minute. This episode comes a mere 12 hours after our first live recording a mere 4 hours after Tami made it home! This week the gals raise a Sapporo to the topic of HAUNTED PASSENGERS! Amie shares about the dozens (DOZENS!) of ghostly taxi cab fares that have appeared in the wake of the devastating Japanese tsunami. And Tami knocks out two quickies about a haunted bus route in Devon, and a Malaysian Uber driver who didn't get the payment he was looking for. Oh, and we briefly turned into an earthquake-preparedness podcast when there was A TINY BUT SCARY EARTHQUAKE!!! Or maybe it was a shared hallucination... . Theme Music: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ . Artwork: Laura de Mooij www.instagram.com/disneybabydoll/

You ain't heard nothin' yet! This week's episode is the first ever live show recorded in front of an audience! In honor (or denial) of Tami's big move out of LA, Amie and Tami revisit one of their favorite topics: Haunted Hollywood! Hear about the ghost of a Warner Brother (not the Warner sister, Dot) haunting a theater that Tami swears Amie has seen before. And Amie tells of some pretty great excuses for bombing at the haunted as fuck Comedy Store. Sip on the good version of the first drink we ever made: Diamonds Are a Ghoul's Best Friend, and hear some personal ghost stories from the audience members in attendance! Woof! This episode is swazzy.... (Miss you already, wifey!) . Theme Music: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ . Artwork: Laura de Mooij www.instagram.com/disneybabydoll/

PART 2 OF A 2 PART SERIES! It's the second installment of Amie and Tami's sleepover on the haunted ship: THE QUEEN MARY! This part includes a recap (complete with drink orders and proof that they still get IDed) and an impromptu recording when shit got REAL inside their stateroom that night! Find out if it's fight or flight (or freeze and cower) when the supernatural comes knocking. And stick around to the end to hear a special announcement that has triggered all of Amie's abandonment issues (thanks, bio dad!). . Theme Music: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ . Artwork: Laura de Mooij www.instagram.com/disneybabydoll/

PART 1 OF A 2 PART SERIES! Hear the first installment of Amie and Tami's sleepover on the haunted ship: THE QUEEN MARY! They are cute, scared, and drunk on this tour led by the most skeptical Tom ever to step foot on a haunted tour. Guess what critique number 532 is as the gals stumble their drunk way through this haunted historical place. It's got everything: dead people, war brides, possessed dolls with their own IG accounts.... and tune in next week to hear their on-ship recap and a SPOOKY encounter in their room! HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT, TOM??? . Theme Music: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ . Artwork: Laura de Mooij www.instagram.com/disneybabydoll/

Go ahead: call CPS on us... we'd love if they took you away from this podcast. The cats are pukin' and the moms are drinkin' as we explore the futuristic world of HAUNTED TECHNOLOGY! Amie and Tami very nearly did the same research, but it turns out it was written by the same author! (Brent Swancer: CALL US!). Amie gets into the spooky world of 3D printing haunted objects (but then which one is cursed?), while Tami takes a dive into haunted TVs, which have been spooky AF since the 50s. And topping it all off is an absolutely BONKERS Uo Ghost and Personal about the haunted homeless shelter, Plumb Place. We made a donation, and you should, too! http://plumbplace.org/donate . Theme Music: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ . Artwork: Laura de Mooij www.instagram.com/disneybabydoll/

I was born with a podcast mic in my hands. Amie and Tami learn that they have very different reactions in a cat-mergency. We're bringing up alllll the Daddy issues while sucking back some surprisingly alcoholic Not Your Father's Root Beer. Tami cheats like a cheating cheater and talks about the castle that inspired the original Ghost Dad: Hamlet! And Amie tells true tales of dads that haunt and are haunted, and not in an emo way. Dare you try to get through Amie's Haunt or Hoax without cringing! And Happy Birthday, Tuesday! . Theme Music: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ . Artwork: Laura de Mooij www.instagram.com/disneybabydoll/

You're much more likely to die in a car crash... especially when that car is HAUNTED AF!! This week the theme is haunted cars, and your hosts managed to find a couple of rides with scary high body counts. Sip on a refreshing Austrian radler and spit it out immediately when you hear the horrific details of the Golden Eagle: the car that inspired a Stephen King novel and some terrible behavior in Sunday Schools. And getcho learning on when Tami talks about the haunted car that started The Great (Totally Awesome, Very Good) War. You commute may kill, but at least you'll never be able to afford real estate! Wait... . Theme Music: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ . Artwork: Laura de Mooij www.instagram.com/disneybabydoll/

Ouija boards: some say a fun toy for ages 8+, some say fekkin burn it! This week we drink the extras from a sleepover and learn what Hasbro wants to keep covered up: this shit is evil! Tami talks about the history of the board (nerd) and the woman who profited from being a LITERAL ghost writer. Amie reads a shit-ton of stories from Buzzfeed, and they both duck from what's flying down the hall. And no episode would be complete without in-app purchases, so download a spirit board app and grant it allllll the permissions. Thank you for coming to my Ded Talk. . Theme Music: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ . Artwork: Laura de Mooij www.instagram.com/disneybabydoll/

Are we gonna get sued? On this SEXY 69 episode, Tami reveals that 50% of her brain matter is commercial jingles, and Amie reveals that she spent more time on UbanDictionary.com than is entirely ladylike. Light the candles, fill the tub, and lube up for our episode on succubi! Hear about the OG sex demon who only likes to be on top (preach), and hear celebrity tales of gettin' nasty with the unknown. With a bonus news story that makes both girls feel better about their relationship choices. Now plug your ears, youngins.... . Theme Music: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ . Artwork: Laura de Mooij www.instagram.com/disneybabydoll/

Look, we all make mistakes. Tami fears losing Amie's respect as a ghost partner for picking such a shitty show to review. The girls need a double dose of their Screaming Bloody (Mary) Murder to get through literally a third of this entire series: Ghost Stalkers. What do you think the voice overs sound like? Come for the mental breakdown of a host, and stay for the revealing Haunt or Hoax that is Tami's penance for this atrocity. It's why we were put on this Earth: Self-Help through favorable comparison. . Theme Music: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ . Artwork: Laura de Mooij www.instagram.com/disneybabydoll/

MOM! Leave me alone we're talking about ghosts! Now go make sure I'm in your will and GET OUT OF MY ROOM! This week we celebrate the ladies who birthed us only a few days late! What do you expect: we're huge disappointments! Tami talks about a turn of the century mom who lost her baby in San Fransisco and is still searching in the afterlife. Amie throws us back to the 1800s when moms were so bad at NOT dying, and dads were so bad at NOT being bad at dadding! Don your wedding shawls and never enter an Arrested Development lyric challenge against Amie! Oh, and here are some dead Disney Moms: https://youtu.be/kTRMIRHBhQg . Theme Music: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ . Artwork: Laura de Mooij www.instagram.com/disneybabydoll/

Ok, but, like, Flounder is NOT a dad. Pour some aspirational canned red wine and put down your first and last month's rent as we dive into HAUNTED APARTMENTS! Amie scares the pee out of Tami talking about the real life haunted apartment where Tuesday the cat spent a few possessed months! And Tami keeps the party going by sharing the story of a crazy cat lady who died with her front room looking fetch. And if you want to go to hell, go to Vancouver! . Theme Music: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ . Artwork: Laura de Mooij www.instagram.com/disneybabydoll/