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Instagram: houstonwehaveapodcast Twitter: @HWHAPodcast A battle of the 7th and 140th most popular first names in the most recent US census. We give our guests 7 movie-based challenges to determine who is in fact the best. 1. Perform your favourite movie monologue - 2:24 2. Cast a live-action South Park movie - 11:42 3. What is the best Nic Cage character - 20:22 4. Pick 4 movie characters to survive with in a mall during zombie apocalypse - 30:45 5. Pitch a Donald Trump biopic where QAnon is real and Trump is an action star - 54:38 6. Who is the best non-human character in Star Wars - 1:06:12 7. Create a movie pitch on the spot - 1:17:00

Instagram: houstonwehaveapodcast Twitter: @HWHAPodcast Paolo and Carson used refined scientific techniques to guess next year's best movies.

Instagram: houstonwehaveapodcast Twitter: @HWHAPodcast Paolo and Carson discuss their Top 10 movies of 2020. Full spoilers for all reviews, timecodes below in case you don't want to skip ahead and not be spoiled for something. Wonder Woman 1984 - 05:17 Soul - 27:38 Train to Busan Peninsula - 34:54 Boys State - 42:34 The Outpost - 48:57 Onward - 58:01 Da 5 Bloods - 1:03:18 The Invisible Man - 1:17:02 The Gentlemen - 1:25:35 Tenet - 1:29:43

Instagram: houstonwehaveapodcast Twitter: @HWHAPodcast We draft a team of Wes Anderson characters, which includes: A Bill Murray character, a Wilson brother character, a Jason Schwartzmann character, a mother/matriach, a child/minor, and a wildcard. We then put our teams through a series of high society shenanigans and debate whose team is the best.

Instagram: houstonwehaveapodcast Twitter: @HWHAPodcast We engage in a factual, educated discussion about which actor/actress should be labeled as the best action star of the 2010s. Our conclusions - undisputed.

Instagram: houstonwehaveapodcast Twitter: @HWHAPodcast 2 Sales Managers discuss how sales people are portrayed in film and we make them choose which sales characters they would hire for some scenarios we throw at them.

Instagram: houstonwehaveapodcast Twitter: @HWHAPodcast Carson and Paolo argue about the value of Charlie Kaufman's films and a new guest drops by to discuss other new movies that we've enjoyed Tenet (2020) - 3:40 Devil All The Time (2020) - 21:15 Bloodshot (2020) - 48:40

Instagram: houstonwehaveapodcast Twitter: @HWHAPodcast Carson and Paolo argue about the value of Charlie Kaufman's films and a new guest drops by to discuss other new movies that we've enjoyed Onward (2020) - 10:50 I'm Thinking of Ending Things (2020) - 17:50 #Alive (2020) - 32:30

Instagram: houstonwehaveapodcast Twitter: @HWHAPodcast Dr. Mena visits our show and explains how accurate (or mostly inaccurate) infectious disease movies are, and ranks 10 disease movies that we forced him to watch.

Instagram: houstonwehaveapodcast Twitter: @HWHAPodcast We discuss some of the new movies we've managed to catch up on in the absence of movie theatres being open: The Old Guard (2020) The Domestics (2018) Joker (2019)

Instagram: houstonwehaveapodcast Twitter: @HWHAPodcast We discuss the 2008 spanish horror movie 'REC' and the 5 subsequent movies that it spawned.

Instagram: houstonwehaveapodcast Twitter: @HWHAPodcast We return to discuss the adaptation of video games to film, and offer Hollywood some recommendations on how to do it right.

Instagram: houstonwehaveapodcast Twitter: @HWHAPodcast Of all the movie franchises out there, which one is the most fun? This isn't a debate about which one is best, this is about which one brings us the most fun and enjoyment.

Instagram: houstonwehaveapodcast Twitter: @HWHAPodcast Is Harry Potter responsible for creating a generation of SJWs? Are subliminal messages in Disney movies harmless or malicious? Which famous kids movies need to a total rework? We answer all this and more on this month's episode.

Instagram: houstonwehaveapodcast Twitter: @HWHAPodcast We discuss the career of Canadian actor Keanu Reeves, and argue over which role was his best. Episode Fact Check: Care Bears did produce a CGI version of their show in 2012. Keanu Reeves did not voice any of the characters.

Instagram: houstonwehaveapodcast Twitter: @HWHAPodcast Paolo and Carson discuss their Top 10 movies of 2019 and what they're looking forward to in 2020

Instagram: houstonwehaveapodcast Twitter: @HWHAPodcast We force ourselves to watch terrible horror movies so that we can discuss them, but instead try to talk about literally anything else. Movies discussed: Paranormal Entity Alien vs Hunter 11/11/11 Zombie Apocalypse Killers Clowns from Outer Space Zombeavers Bone Tomahawk Gutterballs **NOTE** 'Meow Bitch' scene occurs at 1:22:17 of Zombie Apocalypse

Instagram: houstonwehaveapodcast Twitter: @HWHAPodcast We draft movie robots onto basketball teams and then argue with each other about who picked the best team. Visual aids available on our instagram for you to see the draft pool.

I just finished my 5th Film Festival so I want to rant about people that annoy me at film festivals and also offer some advice to anyone thinking of attending a film festival themself

Instagram: houstonwehaveapodcast Twitter: @HWHAPodcast We bring on some Star Trek experts to teach us the ways of the Federation. They promise to only talk about the movies and not the shows and then immediately break that promise. 1. Star Trek Movie discussion - our favourite and least favourite films 2. Star Trek Characters - choosing which characters we would have as our captain, a wing(wo)man, and who we just hate 3. Making our own Star Trek crews - and then giving them Star Trek-esque scenarios to test them.