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CONTENT WARNING AT 52:31 - Gunshot sounds may cause some listeners to feel anxious/upset/angry. Listen at your own discretion. This week on Baseless Claims is all about goofs, laughs, and comedy. Topics include: Liquor Store Reviews, Bussies = Better known as boy pussies, customer service mishaps, a new round of Wikipedia Quiz Show about the famed film "When Romance Rides", and diving into the sickening.. I mean truly sickening reviews of the local Hardee's location. -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TaylorTwitterSG Instagram: instagram.com/ShapelessGaming Shapeless Facebook: facebook.com/BaselessClaims

This week's episode is filled to the brim with hot topics no one asked for, including: Robotic customer support, The Wikipedia Quiz is introduced to detail the beautiful Honda Crosstour, the best and worst possible ways to go viral on the internet, cooler ways to dispose of dead bodies, how God fixed Tyler's A/C, and Tyler hoping his Doctor Who rule 34 would be a fun sleepover activity with Tory. POWERED BY PODDECKS: use code "SWORDWATCH" at checkout to get 10% off your first order at www.poddecks.com to help finance the show! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TaylorTwitterSG Instagram: instagram.com/ShapelessGaming Shapeless Facebook: facebook.com/BaselessClaims

Ready to get horny? It's episode 69, so the 3 sexperts of Baseless Claims round up all those hot sex questions to educate you all. Experienced sex-havers and virgins alike, this is one you don't wanna miss. How do you buy sex toys without getting caught? Do you HAVE TO say "thank you" after intercourse? What the heck is that wet stuff? We got all the answers you need. Grab your bible, it's time to get nasty. -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TaylorTwitterSG Instagram: instagram.com/ShapelessGaming Shapeless Facebook: facebook.com/BaselessClaims

Use coupon code "SWORDWATCH" at www.poddecks.com to get 10% off your first order. This week's show reveals Tyler's ugly side, his rage... Go Kart rage. Main talking points include: Tyler's Yakuza ties and hurting children with go karts, Sword Watch: Axe Edition, 5G crazy woman, Zuckerberg's nasty surfing picture, Chinese cloning facilities, and strangely.. Alex Jones being a podcast vampire... yeah. -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TaylorTwitterSG Instagram: instagram.com/ShapelessGaming Shapeless Facebook: facebook.com/BaselessClaims Submit questions, topics, or Sword Watch Articles in the comments or on social!

This episode talks a lot about beans, and it's kinda hard to explain... but we promise it is funny! Some of the topics we touch on include: What would wipe out a Victorian Era child (thanks to cal_gif on twitter for the idea), another edition of the Corporate Coronavirus Update, a big and pumpable gallon of ketchup, beans on tap, your own private bean-cave, and making a Victorian Era child wear special Bean-Jeans to make a living. See, tough to explain. POWERED BY PODDECKS - For 10% off your first order use code "SWORDWATCH" at www.poddecks.com Use our socials to submit topics, questions, Sword Watch articles, or Liquor Store Reviews! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TaylorTwitterSG Instagram: instagram.com/ShapelessGaming Shapeless Facebook: facebook.com/BaselessClaims

POWERED BY PODDECKS - For 10% off your first order use code "SWORDWATCH" at www.poddecks.com Today we create the ultimate TCG for podcasters, from the ultra rare Joe Rogan card to a MeUndies support card. We bring a new "Sword Watch" segment to the table, truly showing the benefits of life when wielding a trusted blade. Taking a walk through history, the crew goes through a list of names they almost titled "Baseless Claims", and we end with a refreshing sip of "Liquor Store Reviews". If you have segments or questions for future episodes, suggest them in the comments! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TaylorTwitterSG Instagram: instagram.com/ShapelessGaming Shapeless Facebook: facebook.com/BaselessClaims

POWERED BY PODDECKS - For 10% off your first order use code "SWORDWATCH" at www.poddecks.com Today's show has comedy in the cards, as we utilize Poddecks to revitalize this old busted podcast. We tackle what we can do to use all of the empty sports stadiums that litter this pandemic-ridden country from Beyblades to skydiving. Finally we help Tyler get his black-market beanie babies cash grab, by whatever means necessary... Suggest a topic or ask a question for the show in the comments or on our socials! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TaylorTwitterSG Instagram: instagram.com/ShapelessGaming Shapeless Facebook: facebook.com/BaselessClaims

We reach some real high points in this episode including: Tyler reaching the 5th dimension while riding in his dad's super awesome boat, Baseless Claims charting #51 on Apple Podcasts... in Kazakhstan, what liquid really fuels a SICK Nissan 350z, and how corporations kicked Coronavirus's butt and saved this great nation! Send us your topics in the comments, or through our socials! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TaylorTwitterSG Instagram: instagram.com/ShapelessGaming | @ShapelessMedia Shapeless Facebook: facebook.com/BaselessClaims

Today's dose of Baseless Claims comedy includes: The Last of Us Part 2 vs. Gamers, how podcasting can get you laid, we create the perfect M-Rated Smash Bros game, decided the nerd-level of Starcraft VS. football and Star Wars VS.baseball, a step-by-step walkthrough of the 1999 Disney Channel Original Movie™ Smart House™, and we invent a Disney Channel Movie drinking game for everyone to take part in (if you're over 21, drink responsibly). Suggest your game rules in the comments! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TaylorTwitterSG Instagram: instagram.com/ShapelessGaming | @ShapelessMedia Shapeless Facebook: facebook.com/BaselessClaims

On today's podcast we hit a swath of topics like: Tyler's car gets stolen in a rotten heist scheme, alcohol based gifted for teachers, high school pranks, drinking at school, getting a principal arrested, mascot crucifixion, and a terrible one-star Olive Garden. Please let us know what topics you'd like us to discuss in the comments! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TaylorTwitterSG Instagram: instagram.com/ShapelessGaming | @ShapelessMedia Shapeless Facebook: facebook.com/BaselessClaims

In today's tornado-ridden episode of the Baseless Claims Podcast we hit hard. Topic's include: Scooby Doo knock off Scooby Dog, Liquor Store Review Lite, Tay's Depression foos cash-cow, Tory's sinful fish restaurant, Tyler's idea for a "catch what you eat" Joe's Crab Shack, and the mythical relic known as a FIVE STAR Applebee's! Join us down this road of laughter and comedy, won't you? Submit your topics for the show in the comments or on Twitter. -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TaylorTwitterSG Instagram: instagram.com/ShapelessGaming | @ShapelessMedia Shapeless Facebook: facebook.com/BaselessClaims

Tory and his gang of electric bicyclists are here to take this podcast by non-violent storm. Today's hot topics include: Being a Government Issued Gamer, New segment of Liquor Store Reviews™, What those sexy pop-up ad's really do to us, and surgically attached human truck-nuts. The comedy waters are just right, so come take a dip with us! Baseless Claims Podcast is available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Soundcloud, iHeartRadio, or wherever you get your podcasts. Leave a rating and review to help us out... or don't! (but seriously, do it) -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TaylorTwitterSG Instagram: instagram.com/ShapelessGaming | @ShapelessMedia Shapeless Facebook: facebook.com/ShapelessMedia

On this episode of Baseless Claims we dive right into a big pool of goofs and comedy! Todays hot talking points include: Can Keanu Reeves just make anything better, Tyler's dreams of being a pirate but also chef, Tay's newfound religion that relies on enabling alcoholics, those people who think astrology and Wiccan stuff makes them interesting, and we create a company that will cure you of your 5G fears! Submit your topics or questions in the comments, or on our socials! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TaylorTwitterSG Instagram: instagram.com/ShapelessGaming | @ShapelessMedia Baseless Claims Facebook: facebook.com/BaselessClaims

The gang really bully's Tay this episode as we discuss a virtual buffet of comedic topics including: what would we do if we won the lottery (submitted by Makaveli ThaDon), A sharp new Sword Watch segment featuring the one guy we all thought was normal from Netflix's The Tiger King, and we discuss the benefits and weight fluctuation caused by unemployment! Submit your topics/questions/calls for advice below! Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TaylorTwitterSG Instagram: instagram.com/ShapelessGaming | @ShapelessMedia Shapeless Facebook: facebook.com/BaselessClaims

Not a lot is funny out there right now, but we intend to bring you some goofs during your isolation! This week we touch on Animal Crossing New Horizons great new emote for making digital love, the military horse girl stationed at Tyler's house, and how dumb Tory was as a kid eating dog food, and how much tail you'll get when you try our new Pasta Scented Laundry Detergent (TM). Enjoy another episode of Baseless Claims Podcast! -Twitters- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TaylorTwitterSG Instagram: instagram.com/ShapelessGaming | @ShapelessMedia Shapeless Facebook: facebook.com/ShapelessMedia Let us know what questions or topics you have for the podcast! Drop them in the comments or on social media!

Tyler is back from the dead, and brings more news about how bad doctors are. In this episode, we solve the Coronavirus puzzle by finally connecting it to the Animal Crossing release, we explore the woe's of the odd hat man in some Liquor Store Reviews, and we plan the greatest ARG of all time. Listen to More Baseless Claims: http://bit.ly/BaselessClaimsYT -Twitters- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TaylorTwitterSG Instagram: instagram.com/ShapelessGaming | @ShapelessMedia Shapeless Facebook: facebook.com/BaselessClaims COVID-19 is a real threat, guys. Please do your best to stay isolated and not put yourself or others in danger. Stay Safe!

We have a new product to reveal... The POD-JEANS! Podcast from anywhere with these horribly ugly (I mean really cool) pants with all the audio capabilities you need to start a great A-LOG. It's not all selling though, we also discuss some great topics like which celebrities we would eat, and the wonders of bad food chain Texas Roadhouse! On top of that... Does Brexit affect James Bond?? please buy Pod-jeans... we dumped a lot of cash into it... More Baseless Claims: http://bit.ly/BaselessClaimsYT -Twitters- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TaylorTwitterSG

This episode is just a mess, folks. We recorded almost an entire episode and lost it, so we immediately recorded another! We take on a listener submitted question about how we fare in the case of a zombie apocalypse, and we get a Joker/Sword Watch crossover event! As always, submit your topics or questions to us in the comments, community tab, or on twitter and Facebook! -Twitters- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TaylorTwitterSG Instagram: instagram.com/ShapelessGaming | @ShapelessMedia Shapeless Facebook: facebook.com/BaselessClaims

We are back with more of that hot comedy you look for. We break down the Grammy awards ceremony. Tyler made a very dumb mistake, and deserves punishment. We discuss the wrath of Mr. Charles Endgame Cheese, and how he loves boiling up those nasty kids and putting them in his very bad Chuck E. Cheese pizzas. We even let Tory take a stab at this week's "Liquor Store Reviews" segment! -Twitters- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TaylorTwitterSG Instagram: instagram.com/ShapelessGaming | @ShapelessMedia Shapeless Facebook: facebook.com/BaselessClaims

In today's podcast we touch on love and sex with a listener submitted question, and we discuss a world populated by savage animals in the modern. The fun doesn't stop there, Sword Watch returns with a hot new story, and we end with some great liquor store reviews! Don't forget to submit a question or topic for the show in the comments or on social! More Baseless Claims: http://bit.ly/BaselessClaimsYT -Twitters- Shapeless Gaming: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TaylorTwitterSG Instagram: instagram.com/ShapelessGaming | @ShapelessMedia Shapeless Facebook: facebook.com/BaselessClaims