Shapeless Podcast

Today is a day of mourning for Farmer Tyler and the Baseless Claims crew as we are told the tale of the Great Chicken Disaster 2021. Next we talk about Go Karts, and the monster that lies within Tyler waiting to appear until the engine revs. Sorry to all of Texas for his behavior! Lastly, we hop into a new Craigslist Missed Connections segment! Submits topics for the show in the comments or on our Twitter, Facebook, or our Discord! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TayTwitter Discord: https://discord.gg/78uGZZYhkz Instagram: instagram.com/ShapelessGaming Baseless Claims Facebook: facebook.com/BaselessClaims TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdDtkUhr/ Starting a podcast? Go to www.poddecks.com and use code "SWORDWATCH" at checkout for 10% off your first order!

In today's podcast we discuss how Tyler is about to spend a week on a farm which means there is one question: how do we ensure Tyler can have Hallmark Movie romance with the farm girl next door? Next, we take a look at a listener submitted topic about times in our lives that flirting has backfired on us. Next we figure out what happened to Tyler to ruin the concept of people snacking during a movie for him. Seriously, he is a sick and damaged man. But we can all agree that babies should not be allowed in movie theaters! Send us a topic to discuss on the show in the comments, on twitter, or on our discord server! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TayTwitter Discord: https://discord.gg/78uGZZYhkz Instagram: instagram.com/ShapelessGaming Baseless Claims Facebook: facebook.com/BaselessClaims TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdDtkUhr/ Starting a podcast? Go to www.poddecks.com and use code "SWORDWATCH" at

VOTE HERE DAILY: https://laststanding.org/2021/tory-thompson Today on the podcast we talk about the creepy man who did eat a royalty free gas-station hotdog like a sloppy boy before he paid for it. Next is the most important thing we have ever done... Last Gamer Standing. A competition made for Shapeless Media founder and CEO Tory Thompson. We work as a single Gamer hive mind to craft the ideal, the alpha, the one true... Gamer. You can vote daily at the link above, let's help Tory win Last Gamer Standing™! Seriously... vote: https://laststanding.org/2021/tory-thompson -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TayTwitter Discord: https://discord.gg/78uGZZYhkz Instagram: instagram.com/ShapelessGaming Baseless Claims Facebook: facebook.com/BaselessClaims TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdDtkUhr/

On today's podcast we hop right in with Tory's midnight dream writings. These words tell a tale of famous podcaster Joe Rogan and Cringe-King Andrew Callaghan (All Gas No Brakes, Channel 5) surviving together. Next we talk about how Tay may have contracted the podcast disease over the air waves. Lastly, it's election time... or it was when we recorded. We discuss the crazy stances taken by elected officials and declare Tyler's run for Saint Paul Mayor in 2025. Suggest topics and segments in the comments or on Discord! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TayTwitter Discord: https://discord.gg/78uGZZYhkz Instagram: instagram.com/ShapelessGaming Baseless Claims Facebook: facebook.com/BaselessClaims TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdDtkUhr/

Welcome to another hot hour of comedy. This week we try to figure out if man milk is considered vegan, and discuss meat-eating morality based on how beautiful the creature is. Next up is a new Ad Nauseam segment for the Flaskap, a great product for those who want to discreetly have 9 shots while on the go! Lastly, it's time for us to finally discuss what PH would need for us to pay for a monthly subscription. Let us know what to discuss next time in the comments here or on our Discord server! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TayTwitter Discord: https://discord.gg/78uGZZYhkz Instagram: instagram.com/ShapelessGaming Baseless Claims Facebook: facebook.com/BaselessClaims TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdDtkUhr/

In today's scheduled comedy programming we hop straight into Tyler's very bad wet house that caused him to literally wade through human poop. But it's not all dookies in the real sense, because we dive into a discussion about WONKA and the WCU (Wonka Cinematic Universe). So much to be hyped for: the prequel, spin-off stories, Grandpa Joe getting hot, Willy Wonka's PTSD from WWII, and diving into the Wonka-Verse and bringing back CGI Gene Wilder and Johnny Depp. There are so many exciting avenues! We also take a peek at the Craigslist Missed Connections to see if it got less sad... it didn't! Enjoy! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TayTwitter Discord: https://discord.gg/78uGZZYhkz Instagram: instagram.com/ShapelessGaming Baseless Claims Facebook: facebook.com/BaselessClaims TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdDtkUhr/

Welcome to Tay's special birthday podcast episode, where we start off by planning the perfect party for her. It includes cars with cut brakes, inflatable among us dolls, and summoning potentially gay ghouls to join the festivities! Next we take a long, hard look at aggressively marketed manly soap brands with a gameshow twist on our Ad Nauseam segment. Lastly, we dive into what our astrological signs on our birth chart have determined our bedroom secrets to be! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TayTwitter Discord: https://discord.gg/78uGZZYhkz Instagram: instagram.com/ShapelessGaming Baseless Claims Facebook: facebook.com/BaselessClaims TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdDtkUhr/

This week on the show we talk about the infamous day, October 4th. The day that Facebook, instagram, and WhatsApp all went down for 6 hours. Was is Q's plan for the blackout? Was it an inside conspiracy? Did it just go down? The world will never know. Next we hop into a nightmare in the shape of an infinite shower of mirrors where you are faced to stare at yourself from every horrible angle for eternity. We head into a discussion about the new woke My Little Pony movie that gets contentious and a little bit mean. Sorry! Lastly, it's time for a new Sword Watch segment with a Ninja infiltrating a military base in the quite dark of night. Enjoy! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TayTwitter Discord: https://discord.gg/78uGZZYhkz Instagram: instagram.com/ShapelessGaming Baseless Claims Facebook: facebook.com/BaselessClaims TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdDtkUhr/

Today is National Drink Beer day so of course we start off the podcast with a new Health Hacks all about Wellness Beers, ya know... the beer that is brewed with salts and electrolytes so you can feel guilt free while downing a few cold ones after running a marathon. Next we learn something new about daylight savings time, and it's that Tyler doesn't believe in farmers. A bold stance on an issue no one is talking about. Next we talk about lulling the country into our new mandated bed time thanks to Sleepy Joe. Lastly, we bring it home with another Health Hacks. This time we turn the light on goop, a bad company that is a grift. This time we talk about audio sessions on an on-demand app that help you get off just by listening. Luckily, we bring on some celebrity voices to help with your erotic listening pleasure! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TayTwitter Discord: https://discord.gg/78uGZZYhkz Inst

Todays show contains the following hilarious topics, goofs, and (not) family friendly jokes: Craigslist missed connections and how it contains a case-study of people who are too sky or anxious to make a move and still want to pretend they did so, 1990's nostalgia via a game guessing the brands associated with these buck wild commercials and tag lines, and the terrible choices companies made with their advertising. -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TayTwitter Discord: https://discord.gg/78uGZZYhkz Instagram: instagram.com/ShapelessGaming Baseless Claims Facebook: facebook.com/BaselessClaims TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdDtkUhr/

Today we learn that Tory's corgi puppy is so cute, but is absolutely acquiring a taste for his flesh and blood. We also learn that when you get between Tyler and his sweet ice cream cone, he will aggressively threaten your life like an honest to goodness psychopath. To top it off, we finally answer the age old question: What happens if you die in a restaurant? With a special new Sword Watch, we finally conclude this epic tale that has been plaguing Baseless Claims for many moons. -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TayTwitter Discord: https://discord.gg/78uGZZYhkz Instagram: instagram.com/ShapelessGaming Baseless Claims Facebook: facebook.com/BaselessClaims TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdDtkUhr/ PodDecks: https://powered-by-pod-decks.peachs.co/a/tory-thompson

Today on the show we are brought to you by the following topics: Going to the Minnesota State Fair during an ongoing pandemic (not advisable, Tory's bad), we discuss the horrifying rise of people taking horse medicine because they are smart, we ponder the future of technology, we debate the hotness of 2 men, we sip on some new Liquor Store Reviews about the mean old man who runs the bad shop, and we decide what type of monarch we would be given the chance! Suggest topics for future episodes of the show on twitter on in our Discord! (link below) More Baseless Claims: http://bit.ly/BaselessClaimsYT -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TayTwitter Discord: https://discord.gg/78uGZZYhkz Instagram: instagram.com/ShapelessGaming Baseless Claims Facebook: facebook.com/BaselessClaims TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdDtkUhr/ PodDecks: https://powered-by-pod-decks.peachs.co/a/tory-thompson

Today we recorded live on Twitch so we could bring you real-time goofs (I mean, not now. But the people who watched live got to... you get it). Topics today include: The terrible medical system in America and how we grift them, Twitch streamers who SWAT themselves, if cars are just mankind trying to replicate life just to serve us all, how to start collecting old people so they can live in your basement and consume Danimals™ yogurt out of a pig trough, Tyler slices us all with a hot new Sword Watch about a 16 year old who hates his dad. Suggest topics and ask questions for future episodes over on our Discord or on Twitter! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TayTwitter Discord: https://discord.gg/78uGZZYhkz Instagram: instagram.com/ShapelessGaming Baseless Claims Facebook: facebook.com/BaselessClaims TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdDtkUhr/ PodDecks: https://powered-by-pod-decks.peachs.co/a/tory-thom

We're back this week for more hot comedy topics, including: Arcade Boyfriends - the supreme archetype for a male to be when impressing a lady, themed weddings and why they are usually a terrible idea, we take a viewer suggested topic: what superpower would you want and why is it Adam Sandler's remote from "Click", and we get into topics that aren't funny! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TayTwitter Discord: https://discord.gg/78uGZZYhkz Instagram: instagram.com/ShapelessGaming Baseless Claims Facebook: facebook.com/BaselessClaims TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdDtkUhr/ PodDecks: https://powered-by-pod-decks.peachs.co/a/tory-thompson

Today we pitch Paramount+ on the next hit TV reboot series: Ned's Declassified Post-Apocalyptic Survival Guide, stay tuned for the release date on that project. We move into discussing the Good Book, and yes we do mean Garfield's Big Hairy Joke Book- full of all the gut busters and wacky goofs we know that cat for. It takes a turn as we learn more about the deeper message within Jim Davis' words and images. It becomes clear that Garfield was created to Orange Pill the youth of America. Join us for this shocking discovery! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TayTwitter Discord: https://discord.gg/78uGZZYhkz Instagram: instagram.com/ShapelessGaming Baseless Claims Facebook: facebook.com/BaselessClaims TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdDtkUhr/ PodDecks: https://powered-by-pod-decks.peachs.co/a/tory-thompson

Today we celebrate the very special 2021 Tokyo Olympic Games with a full episode of sports related content. we all love the Olympic Games so discuss opening a better Olympics with steroids, and Olympic participation medals. We take a look at the events we could probably place in, and the events we wouldn't ever try. Lastly, we look at insane past sports that have been banned by the Olympics! More Baseless Claims: http://bit.ly/BaselessClaimsYT -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TayTwitter Discord: https://discord.gg/78uGZZYhkz Instagram: instagram.com/ShapelessGaming Baseless Claims Facebook: facebook.com/BaselessClaims TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdDtkUhr/ PodDecks: https://powered-by-pod-decks.peachs.co/a/tory-thompson

Today we hop straight into the throes of comedy with a breakdown of the classic American child endangering sport of Mutton Busting! Next we get into a listener submitted question about how to create the Basic Training for followers of christ, and diverge it into a look at the sad rip-off games christians create to show how fun they are. Lastly, we play a round of "Slang in There" that devolves into full on fighting. Stay tuned to the end if you wanna hear Kermit the Frog and Elmo say unforgivable things. Enjoy! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TayTwitter Discord: https://discord.gg/78uGZZYhkz Instagram: instagram.com/ShapelessGaming Baseless Claims Facebook: facebook.com/BaselessClaims TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdDtkUhr/ PodDecks: https://powered-by-pod-decks.peachs.co/a/tory-thompson

Today on the podcast we discuss Tyler's Skyrim mods-themed interaction with the American youth, the differences between how old people and young people use the internet, people who wear fur suits to the beach. Next, we have a new Ad Nauseam segment looking at casual bulletproof clothing for every man, woman and child. Finally, we take a walk on the ghoulish side. We learn how the ghost of dinner's past that lives inside of Tyler's colon convinced a pair of ghost hunters that there was an apparition in his hotel. Submit a topic for us to discuss over on Discord, twitter, or here in the comments! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TayTwitter Discord: https://discord.gg/78uGZZYhkz Instagram: instagram.com/ShapelessGaming Baseless Claims Facebook: facebook.com/BaselessClaims TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdDtkUhr/ PodDecks: https://powered-by-pod-decks.peachs.co/a/tory-thompson

This week on the show, Tyler ran his Goof-Meter down to zero and lost his podcaster license. The crew helps Tory with how to be a good parent to his new Corgi puppy, we ponder the wildness of life before alarm clocks, we learn that Tay's stacked mom can only do it while blasting Joel Osteen, and we create the dream Menard's aisle for all those divorced dads out there! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TayTwitter Discord: https://discord.gg/78uGZZYhkz Instagram: instagram.com/ShapelessGaming Baseless Claims Facebook: facebook.com/BaselessClaims TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdDtkUhr/ PodDecks: https://powered-by-pod-decks.peachs.co/a/tory-thompson

This week on the podcast we create the hottest new morning talk show that involves pranks, fist fights, bodily harm, and dancing (so the Ellen fans watch). Next up we have a bad "Would You Rather?" thought up by Tyler deciding if we want to fight off a chicken every time we enter a car, or use a sword to fight an Orangutan once a year - but don't worry he changes the rules a ton so it doesn't matter! Lastly, we slice into a hot new Sword Watch segment about a group of British lads who stage a dual at sunset, and NO ONE SNITCHES. If you take anything away from this episode, let it be this: If you see Tyler at a Renaissance Fest - please go talk about Skyrim to him a lot! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TayTwitter Discord: https://discord.gg/78uGZZYhkz Instagram: instagram.com/ShapelessGaming Baseless Claims Facebook: facebook.com/BaselessClaims TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdDtkUhr/ PodDecks: ht