Jubal's Phone Taps

Jubal calls a mom posing as an elementary school administrator to let her know that her son isn't feeling well. Maybe because he's a vegetarian and Jubal MADE HIM EAT A HAMBURGER! Listen to the phone tap in today's podcast!(Image Courtesy: Mandajuice. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's phone tap, Jubal decides to give a guy's kid detention. Why? Well, because he won't add Jubal on Facebook. Listen to how this father reacts in the podcast!(Image Courtesy: TheImageGroup. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman to put her in a not-for profit parenting video. She's super excited, until she finds out that she's going to be wearing lingerie!?!? Hear how she reacts in the phone tap!(Image Courtesy: DivineLegs000. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Who wears cashmere sweaters, drives a Range Rover and eats caviar? RICH PEOPLE. Jubal tries to teach "Mr Rich Guy" a lesson today... by PHONE TAPPING him! Listen to the podcast. (Image Courtesy: TaxCredits.net -via. Flickr. Creative Commons.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is it WEIRD to ask the "new guy" at work out to lunch? How about asking him for a threesome? Listen to the PHONE TAP as Jubal messes with the new guy on his 3rd day at the office!(Image Courtesy: RickChung.com. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sandy is about to get a new roommate, and his name is Jubal Flagg. He's fun, clean and LOVES his meat freezer. No, seriously... NEVER TOUCH HIS MEAT FREEZER. Listen to the Phone Tap. (Image Courtesy: the camera is a toy. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What if you found out that somebody was digging through your trash? Don't call the cops! It's probably just Jubal and he wants you to STOP KILLING MOTHER EARTH! Listen to the PHONE TAP.(Image Courtesy: Stinkie Pinkie. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is there anything better in life than messing with Tech Support? Jubal calls an I.T. guy to ask the world's dumbest computer questions. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: HyperXP.com. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal tells a girl she owes $800 on her cable bill for watching too much of the Olympics. What!?!? I thought the Olympics were FREE. Listen to the most gullible person in the world get PHONE TAPPED. (Image Courtesy: flash.pro. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Big Pook" (Jubal) keeps burning his mouth on those delicious Hot Pockets! Ouch! He's SUPPOSED to wait 2 minutes for it to cool... but he just can't stop himself! Listen to today's phone tap as he calls the customer service line for help. (Image Courtesy: Velvet Elevator (Pandy Farmer). Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's a rare and mostly unknown disease and it affects only ONE person in the entire world. It's called "Roller Coaster Syndrome" and Jubal tries to convince a pharmacist that he has it. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: TeddyBare. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal tells a guy that he has $14 Million waiting for him in Spain! Sounds like a scam to me. Or does Alfonso Cortez REALLY have his money??? We know he AT LEAST has his social security number. Listen to the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: uglyagnes. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The LAST TIME Jubal tried this, he almost broke up an engagement!!! Listen to what happens when Jubal tells Paul that his girlfriend has found another man. (Image Courtesy: Strep72. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How long should you wait before sleeping with someone? 3 dates? FIVE??? Jessica has gone on 10 DATES with a guy and Jubal calls to offer some simple advice: "Give it up Already!" Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: vanessa_hutd. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jason went to the hospital to get shoulder surgery, but Jubal calls to tell him that an unfortunate situation happened while he was under! Find out what is was in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Tojosan. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ONE OF THE GREATEST FREAK OUTS IN PHONE TAP HISTORY. Brian loses it when he learns that the guy renting his home has 13 cats and 14 ferrets. Its ok though, because his renter is Toby from ZOO-TOBIA! WTH??!? It just gets weirder and it's ALL in the phone tap.(Image Courtesy: abeams. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Reese almost goes on the WORST first date ever, because she's been set up with Jubal Flagg. How are you supposed to date someone that isn't allowed within 500 feet of a post office?!? Listen to the Phone Tap!(Image Courtesy: eclecticlibrarian. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dave just signed up for an online dating site. But Jubal has some bad news... there are ZERO matches for his nerdy profile. Jubal has some ideas that will score Dave some MAJOR TAIL. Listen to the phone tap!(Image Courtesy: Pedro Glez. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Atasha is SUPER EXCITED when Jubal calls to tell her she won free movie passes to see the "Dark Knight"! She'll also get some FREE SPOILERS about how the movie ends... even if she doesn't want it. Jubal You Jerk!!! Listen to the Phone Tap!!(Image Courtesy: Joe Wilcox. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman at a hair salon gets all judgy when Jubal calls and asks for a little herpes. Is this a language barrier issue, or is Jubal just THAT perverted? Listen to the PHONE TAP!(Image Courtesy: Erik Hartberg. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.