We Write Sex

Rik's final chapter has again been split into two parts! There is simply too much story to be crammed into one episode. The events following the ambush by the Goldalming doggers are revealed, Mei Mei shares an unfortunate hot-tub story, and Tom decides to investigate his foster parent's bedroom! Intrigued? You should be!

Today's episode is definitely for adults only. Sadly, there is no new chapter in the Turner-Finch-verse. Instead, Rob invites the others to play a sexual version of Balderdash. Things go downhill fast...

It's the concluding part of Rob's mysterious chapter. Will Natalia engage in watersports with Rebecca as instructed to do so by Nicole? Will she go through with her darstadly plot to kill Daniel? More importantly - What on earth is Faye's secret!? All will be revealed this week and you won't be dissapointed!

Faye's Secret is such an eventful chapter that it has to be split into two parts! Find out how the world of Turner Finch is coping after the horrific events of last week. As always, it contains sex, filth and filthy sex. Enjoy!

Mei Mei returns with a vengence, delivering a chapter so fiendishly constructed that your head will struggle to keep up! Is the investigation over? Are Faye and Clive's nights of fun at the local copse coming to an end? Expect twists galore as well as a hippo's yawn, some bunting and a mystery card.  

The drunken shenanigans continue as we take a look back over Laura's chapter. Amongst the usual waffle, we express our views on Emily and Daniel's club toilet rendezvous, Faye and Clive's midnight adventures as well as our favourite new character - Dick Felt. Enjoy. 

This episode was recorded under the influence of copious amounts of booze. Expect much more slurring, swearing and snorting than normal. Laura's second chapter delving deeper into the world of Turner-Finch might be the greatest yet. Look out for the Peacock brothers, nightclub shenanigans and a perverted fox!

 Yet again, we appologise for no new chapter this week. Instead, Rob presents a special omnibus episode where he reads you the entire juicy story so far - a perfect way to catch up if you've missed anything. So, relax and enjoy, things are about to get a little sexy... 

 The concluding part of Rik's double whammy! We find out who the mystery visitor was who interupted last week's steamy finally, Meims tells of a naked bike ride, and it's time for Nicole to answer some of Inspector Blackthorne's questions. As always, this episode contains sex, filth and filthy sex. 

How will the employees of Turner-Finch react to what happened to Magnus? Will Nicole be in the slammer? Will someone slam her? Find out in part 1 of Rik's latest offering! 

 Sadly there is no new chapter this week. We would love to say it is a mark of respect after the events of the last chapter. But no, it's just because we've been too busy to write erotica! The story will continue next week, but for now enjoy this Q&A with the four authors.  

 The long awaiting arrival of Turner-Finch CEO Magnus does not dissapoint! Expect a catty rivalry, drugs, a clinic and a very dodgy northern accent. The sexy world of a top advertising agency just gets more and more intriguing! 

 Mei Mei writes this week's chapter - A Sexual Awakening. Could this awakening be the lovely Faye finally becoming part of Turner Finch's debauched world of sex and desire? You'll have to listen to find out! 

 Time for the girls to step up to the plate! The Campaign has been written by Laura, and she has changed things up somewhat. Expect more sordid situations than ever before! As usual, it contains sex, filth and filthy sex! 

 This week's chapter, The Steel chair has been penned by Rik. So if you hate it, are offended or even turned on - you know who to blame! Turner-Finch's latest employee, Daniel, is about to meet his team. Can the Ice Man keep his cool? 

 We Write Sex kicks off with Rob reading the first chapter to the group. Entitled 'The Sultry Russian', expect a surprising interview, a blonde bombshell and a very steamy first encounter!