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Scott was busy this month, off becoming an Official Walt Disney World MONORAIL PILOT, so Chris invited The Irredeemable Shag to sit in on this Special Episode focusing on "Star Trek: First Contact", the first fully-Next Generation movie! This is Shag's first Star Trek episode on "Two True Freaks!" and his enthusiasm shows! Stick around to the end to see exactly how enthusiastic he can get! Continuity issues are hashed out, Oobie Doobie gets played, a Borg Gorn is proposed, and so much more!Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

By now you know that Chris is a HUGE fan of the vampire movie "Let The Right One In". It is also no secret that he's not a big fan of remakes, in fact he swore NEVER TO PAY MONEY to see the American re-do. Well, now it's available on the internets for free, and the time has come to see if it lives up to the original masterpiece. Spoiler: it doesn't. Joining Chris for the first time on Two True Freaks is fellow champion of the original film, Joe "Matt Reeves' Worst Nightmare" Anthrax! FUR FLIES!Feedback for this show can be sent to: twotruefreaks@gmail.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to experience Star Wars AS YOU HAVE NEVER EXPERIENCED IT BEFORE! In the TWO TRUE FREAKS THEATRE OF THE MIND! Using state of the art technology, The Freaks bring you the first two chapters of the novelization of STAR WARS in full FREAK-O-PHONIC STEREO! Marvel at the EPIC SPACE BATTLES! Quiver and SOIL YOURSELF IN FEAR at the auditory presence of the EVIL LORD OF THE SITH! Chuckle at the bumbling antics of ARTOO DEETOO AND C3PO! Wince at the awkward, whiny pubescence of young LUKE SKYWALKER! STRAP ON YOUR HEADPHONES! Yes, we PROMISE things will be back to normal next month!Feedback for this show can be sent to: starwars@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

The Freaks bring the month to a close with their MEGA-SIZED Video Game Episode!! Come along as The Freaks take you from playing PONG to committing MASS MURDER in GRAND THEFT AUTO in an episode 30+ years in the making! Yes, The Freaks have literally seen it all and played it all and now they share it with YOU in this PATIENCE-BUSTING, QUARTER-EATING, CARTRIDGE-BLOWING, and JOYSTICK-SMASHING Episode!Feedback for this show can be sent to: twotruefreaks@gmail.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

This month, join Chris Honeywell, Scott Gardner, and Mike Bailey as they muse over which comics they like better than The Dark Knight Returns, Mike rubs his palms together and gloats over some great eBay buys, and Chris delivers an oral report on "Kraven's Last Hunt"! THEN - Brace yourself for a DOUBLE DOSE of The Walking Dead! This month features one of the most intense issues yet! TUNE IN AND FIND OUT WHERE THE SPOON GOES! ALL THIS AND SO MUCH MORE!Feedback for this show can be sent to: comics@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

It's the second part of the NEW SPECTACULAR STAR TREK MONTHLY MONDAY! This time the Ugly Bags Of Mostly Water tackle two, count 'em TWO, episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation. First up is "When The Bough Breaks" in which the crew of the Enterprise gets the chance to ditch Wesely Crusher on a legendary hidden planet -- and inexplicably DON'T! Next, it's the crew of the Enterprise 1701-D versus a really condescending prick of a crystalline entity in "Home Soil"! DON'T MISS IT!!Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

Comb your hair and put your boots on! It's time for CLASSIC TREK! This month, The Freaks examine the classic episode "WINK OF AN EYE" in which Kirk's metabolism is rocketed into hummingbird speed with some tampered-with space Starbucks! Then it's on to the DC Comics series with Spock's cheesy pseudo-Freudian nightmare followed by the triumphant return of REDJAC! He may still have the voice of Piglet, but this time he's bigger, badder, and OUT FOR REVENGE! Revenge on who? Who do you think? DON'T MISS IT!!Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

Another new month can only mean one thing -- another AWESOME episode of Star Wars Monthly Monday, the BEST Star Wars Podcast on the innernets!! This time around, Chris and Scott take a look at issues 64 and 65 of Marvel Comics Star Wars run. Luke Skywalker helps a planet of lizard people and inadvertently creates Spaaaace Hitler!! Princess Leia impersonates John McClain and takes on the Imperials single-handedly! And much, much more!!Feedback for this show can be sent to: starwars@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

This month, The Freaks are joined by Luke Jaconetti for their comprehensive coverage of the Disney classic of awesome gravity - The Black Hole! Let's take a look at this fantastic movie filled with an impressive cast and some of the moodiest special effects ever put on film before we get another remake thrust in our faces. It'll probably be in 3D, too. Sigh. Anyway, strap yourselves in, it's going to be a weird ride that probably ends with your molecules being infinitely compressed to a zero-point singularity by unimaginable gravity. Or not.Feedback for this show can be sent to: twotruefreaks@gmail.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

This month, The Freaks offer up a TREASURY-SIZED edition of Comics Monthly Monday! The Stupid-Bowl is over (Thank God!), but at least we got some great trailers for upcoming comic movies -- Thor, Captain America, and X-Men: First Class, among others - Hear what our goony trio thinks of them! Mike Bailey attends a one-day comic convention and runs into a wall of CON FUNK. A public service announcement ensues. Chris gives his book report on the MYSTERY SUPERHERO COMIC that Mike and Scott had him read. Scott muses about whether Marvel and DC will ever be under the same roof and Michael muses about what Scott has been smoking. And- FINALLY - THE TRIUMPHANT RETURN OF THE WALKING DEAD! This month it's issue #31! ALL THIS AND SO MUCH MORE!Feedback for this show can be sent to: comics@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https:

In a very funny episode of 'Star Trek Monthly Monday', The Freaks make some lemonade from some space lemons, Capt. Kirk wields a space dildo in "What Are Little Girls Made Of?", we see the latest model of the Christopher Pikemobile in "Too Short A Season", and Sulu subdues a foe using (for real, not kidding) chopsticks and a Transformer!! Space racism? You Betcha! Also: Puppet Lurch, people thrown into bottomless pits, styrofoam caves, and absolutely NO Wesely Crusher! Plus - as a Special Bonus - BLUEGRASS BONES! DON'T MISS IT!!Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

Here's the second half - featuring issues #62 and 63. Scott and Shag make moon-eyes at pictures of Shira, describe what their "dream date with Shira" would be like, and basically make you wonder which one of them has the bigger creepy Shira Brie shrine in their back shed. Brought to you by RICH POWERS!Feedback for this show can be sent to: starwars@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

This month, the Freaks are joined by The Irredeemable Shag for their coverage of Marvel Star Wars #60-63. This episode was sooo long it had to be broken into TWO HUGE HALVES! Why so long, you ask? Well, it seems Shag and Scott (two grown men, mind you) love Shira Brie like an emo teen girl loves Justin Bieber. Listen to them babble on endlessly about their girlfriend Shira Brie. What is her favorite color? Do you think she would like Scott's new haircut? Shag has never washed his eyes since the first time he saw her in the comics! Honestly, these are "adult", married men- I don't know about Shag, but Scott even has kids. How healthy is it for them to have hot pants for a comic book character?Feedback for this show can be sent to: starwars@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052

In this somewhat unusual podcast, The Freaks go over Tron: Legacy while in the car on the drive home from having just seen it on opening night!! Then they polish the review off a couple days later - again, in the car! The Freaks have been eagerly anticipating this movie for well over two years and now YOU get to find out if they thought it was worth it! So, here it is -- their raw and honest immediate reactions! End of line.Feedback for this show can be sent to: twotruefreaks@gmail.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

Join Scott and Chris as they shovel down MORE food and watch ANOTHER movie - this time the 1968 classic PLANET OF THE APES! This is an unabashed love fest as Scott and Chris sit down to one of the most beloved of all monkey movies. Charlton Heston, Roddy McDowell, Rod Serling - how can you go wrong?YOU CAN'T! This is the final movie commentary of Podcast Vacation Month and the Freaks have chosen one of their favorites!Feedback for this show can be sent to: twotruefreaks@gmail.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

Join Scott and Chris in sunny Oviedo, Florida on Christmas Day 2010 as they eat several pounds of Chinese food and watch George Lucas' seminal masterpiece "The Phantom Menace"! Well, okay, I realize I'm being ridiculous when I say that, but I will say that this movie is not the humongous TURD that a lot of people would say it is -- not like the Dark Knight... not like your mother. OH, SNAP! The Freaks address the good, the bad, and the ugly all while shoveling down yummy, spicy Asian delicacies! Maybe NOW people will understand why the Freaks actually LIKE this movie! Or... maybe NOW people will understand exactly how far around the bend into the heart of darkness Scott and Chris have ventured! Just remember - while you opened presents with your family, gazed out at the snow, and ate your figgy pudding -- THIS is what the Freaks were doing! HO HO HO!Feedback for this show can be sent to: starwars@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.

In the first of a trifecta of movie commentaries, the Freaks take on JJ Abram's Star Trek from 2009. Hear from moment to moment what the Freaks love and hate about this "re-imagining" or whatever the hell you call it, of the original Trek crew. Don't expect them to take a dump on it Dark Knight style, but this is no love-in, either - the Freaks do have some serious issues with this one. So sit back, pop in your DVD of Trek '09 and listen to the Freaks eat, gripe, burp and sometimes even praise their way through this blockbuster hit - all in front of a live audience of Scott's kids!Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

In a landmark Comics Monthly Monday, the Freaks welcome Michael Bailey as a new regular host of the show! This month they discuss the new direction the show will take, muse about the future, solicit ideas, talk about e-bay, Shazam, a travelogue from Michael and so much more! This podcast was recorded during Chris' vacation in Orlando, so expect that "on-the-fly" feel!Feedback for this show can be sent to: comics@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!

In a special Christmas present to their listeners Scott and Chris extend the warmest of holiday spirit in this...oh, come on, who am I fooling? Basically, this podcast is the audio equivilant of the Freaks beating Christopher Nolan to within an inch of his life in a back alley. Then they tell Morgan Freeman that there is no Santa Clause while stabbing Michael Caine with a sharpened candy cane. And Bale.... oh, Bale, the Freaks have stuff planned for YOU that decency dictates can't be put up in this public forum, just know that it concerns a Christmas tree and a certain Dark Orifice. Ho Ho Ho! WARNING- This episode is not for the kiddies or people who take their crappy Dark Knight movies seriously. This audio commentary is 2 1/2 hours of savage mocking and ruthless griping by two podcasters with Tourette's Syndrome.Feedback for this show can be sent to: twotruefreaks@gmail.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podc

In an unorthodox episode, instead of their usual insightful analysis, the Freaks do an AUDIO COMMENTARY for TWO, count 'em, TWO episodes of Trek! First off, Kirk gets creepy with a 300 year-old underage girl in "Miri" - Then, it's more holodeck hijinks in the Next Generation in "11001001" where Number One tries to "make it so" with a lovely hologram! Hear what the Freaks have to say as you watch along! Of course, the show wouldn't be complete without a DC Star Trek comic and this month we have issue 19, written by Walter Koenig himself! DON'T MISS IT!!Feedback for this show can be sent to: startrek@twotruefreaks.comTwo True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH the Comics Podcast Network (http://www.comicspodcasts.com/) and the League of Comic Book Podcasts (http://www.comicbooknoise.com/league/)!! Follow the fun on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/113051642052970/ THANK YOU for listening to Two True Freaks!!