Titan Up The Defense

Gaaa Gooo?! We read New Titans #85 and conclude our coverage of the Titans Hunt! Topics include: volcano safety, what to do with a hippo, funeral etiquette, the birth of a Titan, and a distinct lack of the "answers" and "explanations" we were promised. Enjoy! Enjoy!If you enjoy the show and would like access to bonus materials, please consider donating at patreon.com/ttwasteland You can get into touch with us at ttwasteland@gmail.com or Titan Up the Defense PO Box 20311 Portland, OR 97294 

Face front, lily livered dogfaces! We read Defenders #147! Topics include: goat cheese pitfalls, Pizza Fish?, how uncool Gargoyle is, math sludge, and the debut of a new New Defender! Enjoy! Enjoy!If you enjoy the show and would like access to bonus materials, please consider donating at patreon.com/ttwasteland You can get into touch with us at ttwasteland@gmail.com or Titan Up the Defense PO Box 20311 Portland, OR 97294

It's the conclusion of the Titan Hunt! Sort of. Topics include: state shaped cars, Rumble in the Bronx, the return (and possible departure) of Danny Fucking Chase, soul math, Heliogabalus, and did Raven just die again? Enjoy! Enjoy!If you enjoy the show and would like access to bonus materials, please consider donating at patreon.com/ttwasteland You can get into touch with us at ttwasteland@gmail.com or Titan Up the Defense PO Box 20311 Portland, OR 97294 

Poit! A possibly dead, Georgian era, libertine, glam rock club-kid is running amok in Defenders #146! We talk about: the stockbroker/bike messenger film Quicksilver, simple machines, Barbara Streisand's private mall, the importance of possessive apostrophes, and werewolf family trees. Enjoy! Enjoy!If you enjoy the show and would like access to bonus materials, please consider donating at patreon.com/ttwasteland You can get into touch with us at ttwasteland@gmail.com or Titan Up the Defense PO Box 20311 Portland, OR 97294

It's the purportedly penultimate chapter of the Titans Hunt! Hooray! We read New Titans #83 and talk about: art skills of paleontologists, fetal satans, Hood strawberries, Deathstroke is a terrible dad, and the death of a Titan. Enjoy? Enjoy?If you enjoy the show and would like access to bonus materials, please consider donating at patreon.com/ttwasteland You can get into touch with us at ttwasteland@gmail.com or Titan Up the Defense PO Box 20311 Portland, OR 97294 

Braddadap! We revved up our motors and read New Defenders #145. Topics of discussion include: cool motorcycle stunts, Team America, Moondragon's hatred of hats, Bumblebears, and whether Spain has a Kuato. Enjoy! Enjoy! If you enjoy the show and would like access to bonus materials, please consider donating at patreon.com/ttwasteland You can get into touch with us at ttwasteland@gmail.com or Titan Up the Defense PO Box 20311 Portland, OR 97294

Cory's back! Let the Transference Process begin! Probably! We read New Titans #82. Topics include: drug defying, swan consumption laws, infrared semen, things people say, olde timey classic rock, and stop saying "Paradise!" Enjoy! Enjoy!If you enjoy the show and would like access to bonus materials, please consider donating at patreon.com/ttwasteland You can get into touch with us at ttwasteland@gmail.com or Titan Up the Defense PO Box 20311 Portland, OR 97294 

Anthropomorphic antics ahoy! Cory's off this week, so Hub and MeganBob take a trip to Earth C and read Captain Carrot and his Amazing Zoo Crew #14!. Topics of discussion include: parody vs pastiche, social media sites as future drugs, too many tropes, and the similarities between pro wrestling and comic books. Enjoy! Enjoy!If you enjoy the show and would like access to bonus materials, please consider donating at patreon.com/ttwasteland You can get into touch with us at ttwasteland@gmail.com or Titan Up the Defense PO Box 20311 Portland, OR 97294

Skrakzt! Epic bad-assery abounds in Defenders 144! Topics of discussion include: Robert Loggia, Giant Valkyrie, other Valkyries, a finale that is both climactic and anti-climactic, and Ladyhorse Prizepig. Enjoy! Enjoy!If you enjoy the show and would like access to bonus materials, please consider donating at patreon.com/ttwasteland You can get into touch with us at ttwasteland@gmail.com or Titan Up the Defense PO Box 20311 Portland, OR 97294

The Titan Hunt continues...to not continue in New Titans #81! Topics include: the A-Team as greek gods, cosmic Jay Leno seems like a real turd, Terry Long going full Jack Norris, Hub's new voice, and clip show episodes. Enjoy? Enjoy?If you enjoy the show and would like access to bonus materials, please consider donating at patreon.com/ttwasteland You can get into touch with us at ttwasteland@gmail.com or Titan Up the Defense PO Box 20311 Portland, OR 97294

Gone! Gone!--regular show format! Cory's off on an adventure, so Hub and special guest Sara Century discuss the first 5 issues of Jack Kirby's The Demon! Hooray! Topics include: how goddamn rad Jack Kirby is; Jason Blood's key parties; and horror that shouldn't work, but does. Enjoy! Enjoy!If you enjoy the show and would like access to bonus materials, please consider donating at patreon.com/ttwasteland You can get into touch with us at ttwasteland@gmail.com or Titan Up the Defense PO Box 20311 Portland, OR 97294

Great Pama! Dire doing are a happening in the brilliantly executed gut punch that is New Defenders #143! Topics include: How dang impressed we are, solidarity, soup vs. salad, Connecticut defamation, and why not to trust joggers who aren't from the land. Enjoy! Enjoy!If you enjoy the show and would like access to bonus materials, please consider donating at patreon.com/ttwasteland You can get into touch with us at ttwasteland@gmail.com or Titan Up the Defense PO Box 20311 Portland, OR 97294

The storyline derailing confluence of crossover events continues in New Titans #80! Topics include: Lord Chaos is a real jerk, future vampire slang, Donna Troy's interior design choices, vampire Moe, and a letter home from the Titan Hunt. Enjoy? Enjoy?If you enjoy the show and would like access to bonus materials, please consider donating at patreon.com/ttwasteland You can get into touch with us at ttwasteland@gmail.com or Titan Up the Defense PO Box 20311 Portland, OR 97294

EEEEEEEEEE! We read New Defenders #142. Topics include: Weed's Birthday Eve, acronyms, the limitations of metaphor, the mutant ability to wear purple fedoras, Senator Kelly is a jerk, and the terror of being told that "we need to talk." Enjoy! Enjoy!If you enjoy the show and would like access to bonus materials, please consider donating at patreon.com/ttwasteland You can get into touch with us at ttwasteland@gmail.com or Titan Up the Defense PO Box 20311 Portland, OR 97294

Get ready to travel to the far flung future of 2001! We read the epic (very long) New Titans Annual #7! Topics include: Easter shenanigans, GI Joe Reserve characters, Russian nesting Terminators, Third Eye Blind lyrics, the Grand Canyon, and much more! Enjoy! Enjoy!If you enjoy the show and would like access to bonus materials, please consider donating at patreon.com/ttwasteland You can get into touch with us at ttwasteland@gmail.com or Titan Up the Defense PO Box 20311 Portland, OR 97294

Rrrumble! We read the horrifying New Defenders #141! Topics include: herbicidal super makeouts, Hub's birthday, a co-op bro fight, telepathic cocaine, superpowers as an occupational hazard, and the return of a beloved sponsor! Enjoy! Enjoy!If you enjoy the show and would like access to bonus materials, please consider donating at patreon.com/ttwasteland You can get into touch with us at ttwasteland@gmail.com or Titan Up the Defense PO Box 20311 Portland, OR 97294

The Titan Hunt continues in New Titans #79! Unless by "continues" you mean progresses forward. Topics of discussion include: the drawbacks of 90's crossover events, RoboCop wants big boy food, dik-diks, and what "The Most Insane Man in the World" orders at a drive thru. Enjoy! Enjoy!If you enjoy the show and would like access to bonus materials, please consider donating at patreon.com/ttwasteland You can get into touch with us at ttwasteland@gmail.com or Titan Up the Defense PO Box 20311 Portland, OR 97294

AAAAAAAAA! We read New Defenders #140, and folks, this was a tough one. Topics of discussion include: Ninja Turtle booze choices, Steely Dan, horny flower poems, and late 80's/early 90's tennis players. That's the fun stuff. But, CONTENT WARNING, because this issue's plot involves racism and sexual violence, and those topics do come up in both the synopsis and our discussion.If you enjoy the show and would like access to bonus materials, please consider donating at patreon.com/ttwasteland You can get into touch with us at ttwasteland@gmail.com or Titan Up the Defense PO Box 20311 Portland, OR 97294

Looks like Michael J. Pollard has captured the Titans! Wait, I think that's supposed to be Jericho. We read New Titans #78. Topics include: looking on the bright side, the occasionally fine line between retconning and gaslighting, and the pervasive dampness of the 90's. Enjoy Enjoy!If you enjoy the show and would like access to bonus materials, please consider donating at patreon.com/ttwasteland You can get into touch with us at ttwasteland@gmail.com or Titan Up the Defense PO Box 20311 Portland, OR 97294

Klunk! The gang gets in a subterranean scuffle, and Moondragon loses her least favorite fashion accessory in Defenders #139! Topics include: brazier color coding tips, Red Wolf, unusual salads, and whether Angel can communicate with birds. Enjoy! Enjoy! If you enjoy the show and would like access to bonus materials, please consider donating at patreon.com/ttwasteland You can get into touch with us at ttwasteland@gmail.com or Titan Up the Defense PO Box 20311 Portland, OR 97294