Tomefoolery

Cody is joined by comedian and internet person Tamara Lynn Chambers and stand-up comic Kris Simmons to FINALLY get these young'ins in-line with THE LORD. There are a very specific number of millions of children who need to hear it. You can find the book on the internet and inside of the Ark of the Covenant (which used to be represented by a rainbow before the liberal homosexuqueers stole it). Truth For Youth by Tim Todd (and The Lord) Help us bring the message of the Gospel to America’s youth and counter the ill effect of the liberal agenda being promoted aggressively in America’s public schools by helping to provide Truth for Youth® Bibles for every teenager in the United States. The Truth for Youth® is given to every teenager who commits to give the Bibles to their unsaved friends in school. Over 2.5 million Truth for Youth® have already been distributed and thousands of young people are receiving Christ through these efforts! One goal for giving the Truth for Youth® to teenagers is to restore religious fr

Cody is joined by comedians and artists Molly Kearney and Brandon Kirkman to celebrate the birthday of Lafayette RonRonRonald Hubbard in the only real way possible, by tearing your hair and eyes out. You can find the book on Amazon, at your local cult center, and in the basement of that guy who lives at the corner of the cul-de-sac. Yes, the corner. Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 by L. Ron Hubbard In a matter of minutes, the human race was nearly wiped out by an alien invasion of superior strength and weapons so technologically advanced that all counter attack was futile. After a thousand years of dystopian terror, one courageous man attempts to gather the scattered tribes of humanity and take the planet back.  He must unite a beaten people and discover any possible weakness in the alien's hold on our world. Show Notes: Currently Reading:Confessions of a Mask by Yukio Mishima The Chris Farley Show by Tanner Colby and Tom Farley Topics: Drew Carey, Dune, John Cougar Mellencamp, psychiatry, uranium

Cody is joined by performer Charlie Baker and writer/performer Gwynn Fulcher to get supes rad up in this Elizabethan homeskillet, broham. You can find the book on Amazon, and in the back pocket of the HIPPEST youth pastor in Nebraska. YOLO Juliet (OMG Shakespeare) by William Shakespeare and Brett Wright Imagine: What if those star-crossed lovers Romeo and Juliet had smartphones? A classic is reborn in this fun and funny adaptation of one of Shakespeare’s most famous plays!  

Cody is joined by comic and writer Elizabeth O'Neill and comedian and podcaster Zach Peterson to FINALLY answer the ultimate personal question we all have to ask ourselves. You can find the book on Amazon, I'm sure some library somewhere, or at Ezekiel's house. Hi, Ezekiel! What Makes Me Amish? by Charles George This new series offers a vivid, practical discussion of the world’s major religions. Each book in the series examines the origins of a specific religion, its core beliefs, important rituals or customs and their meanings, holidays, and contemporary changes and challenges. Thorough indexes and full-color photographs enhance all volumes in this series. Titles include: What Makes Me A Jehovah’s Witness? What Makes Me A Muslim? What Makes Me A Protestant? What Makes Me A Quaker? What Makes Me A Unitarian?   Show Notes: Currently Reading: 'Writing Movies For Fun and Profit' by Thomas Lennon & Ben Garant 'Win Forever' by Pete Carroll 'Personal History' by Katharine Graham 'The Swans of Fifth Avenue' by

Cody is joined by writer and teacher Ian Belknap and comedian and activist Kate Milton Mauldin to cut to the quick of current events (and the horror of them all). You can find the essay in question online or in your propaganda sleep pod. The Flight 93 Election September 5, 2016 by Publius Decius Mus (former Bush administration speechwriter and current senior national-security official Michael Anton) 2016 is the Flight 93 election: charge the cockpit or you die. You may die anyway. You—or the leader of your party—may make it into the cockpit and not know how to fly or land the plane. There are no guarantees. Except one: if you don’t try, death is certain. To compound the metaphor: a Hillary Clinton presidency is Russian Roulette with a semi-auto. With Trump, at least you can spin the cylinder and take your chances. Show Notes: Previous Episodes: 'When the Mosque Comes to Town' w/ Ian Belknap & Kris Simmons Currently Reading: Wonder Woman 'White Rage' by Carol Anderson Topics: Isolationist nationalism, Libe

Cody is joined by comedians Bill Bullock and Brittany Meyer to learn some things which Cody finds incredibly awkward and boy does this episode get PERSONAL. Unofficially sponsored by Mike's Harder Lemonade. You can get your own copy of the book on Amazon, or from that creepy guy. No, not that creepy guy, THAT creepy guy. How To Give A Hand Job: An Illustrated Guide by Nate Hawking The art of the handjob had gone largely neglected in today's sex instruction literature... until now! Nate Hawking's new book details everything you'll need to become more creative, skilled and confident when it comes to pleasing your man with your hands. This books has illustrations of every technique so if you're very visual this book is for you. Techniques covered vary from the Basic Stroke to Twisting Techniques, Double Hand Techniques,Tried and True, even Prostate Play and more. Illustrations and explanations are added to ensure you can establish mastery of every technique, customize it and even create your own. Spice up your h

Cody is joined by comedians Jack Baker and Matt Drufke to finally get down to brass tacks on this whole Kennedy assassination business. You can get your own copy of the book on Amazon, in a dusty old weird bookstore in upstate Michigan, or from that guy in high school you never talked to, but who always talked to you. Kennedy's Last Stand: Eisenhower, UFOs, MJ-12 & JFK's Assassination by Michael E Salla Just before beginning his first term on January 20, 1993, President-Elect Clinton made a very strange request to close family friend and lawyer Webster Hubbell: “If I put you over there in justice I want you to find the answer to two questions for me: One, who killed JFK. And two, are there UFOs.” According to Hubbell, “Clinton was dead serious.” The key to unlocking the mystery of President Kennedy’s assassination and a possible UFO connection lie in events that occurred 18 years earlier in post-war Germany. In 1945 John F. Kennedy was a guest of Navy Secretary James Forrestal, where he personally witness

Cody is joined by comedians and brilliant people Kelsie Huff and Rachael Mason to at the Chicago Podcast Festival to discuss the number one concern of all parents—Satanic rituals. You can get your own copy of the book by drawing a pentagram on the ground and sacrificing, I don't know, a hedgehog? What's the ritual for having a better year than 2016? Don't Make Me Go Back, Mommy: A Child's Book about Satanic Ritual Abuse by Doris Sanford & Graci Evans The words of the text and the objects and situations illustrated are based on months of intensive research into the nature and practice of satanic ritual abuse. Any child who has been ritually abused will recog-nize the vilidity of this story. Follow TOMEFOOLERY for information about upcoming episodes & books:@Tomefoolery and Facebook.com/Tomefoolery. Please rate and review on iTunes! WEBSITE: http://Tomefoolery.com STORE: http://squareup.com/market/CodyMelcherEsq SUPPORT our PATREON: http://patreon.com/CodyMelcherEsq

Cody is joined by comic and rapper Amy Sumpter & comic and spinster Alexandra Tsarpalas to "deck the balls" as it were with a bevy of multi-cultural holiday eBooks. This is definitely not an episode for the whole family, unless your family is super freaky. You can get your own copy of the books online or told to you over a campfire by that weird person who hangs out near the abandoned Supercuts. Sex Addict Anonymous: A Paranormal Fantasy Historical Romance (Sex Addict Santa Book 1) by Lucy Lake Santa tries to enter a sex addict anonymous group to cure his sex addiction, but he is instantly recognized by Virginia who just happens to have a Santa fetish. What will their interactions lead to? A humorous and sexy look at Santa in a different light Santa (is a) Bear: A Gay Christmas Story by Sara Pierce When Justin's boyfriend breaks up with him on Christmas Eve, the young man thinks it's going to be the worst Christmas ever. Fortunately for Justin however, he's been a very good boy all year and who shows up b

Cody is joined by comedian, producer, dj Erica Reid and comedian and illustrator Dave Stinton to do completely legal things, you have to tell us if you're a cop. You can get your own copy of the book only on audiobook now and through completely legal reasons, none of us know a guy.   Legally Stoned: The Most Effective Substances to Get Legally High! Micheal Kratom (Author, Publisher) Get High Without Breaking the Law You may have heard the term legal high before and wondered what it meant - is it just getting your adrenaline flowing, or is there actually a way to get high without being put behind bars? This book exists to give you the information that scaremongering news articles might not - the information about what is legal or not, what is safe or not, and what will get you high or not. You will be given an insight into the world of legal highs and the ways that people have been experimenting with their minds for thousands of years...or just the last few months. Show Notes: Erica's past episode:  ‘Ten Stup

Cody is joined by writer, comedian, director, teacher Jen Ellison and writer, performer Gwynn Fulcher to really just deal with a lot of emotions. You can get your own copy of the book on Amazon or in the deepest, darkest pit of despair. How to Avoid False Accusations of Rape: Self-Defense in the Feminist State (Female Sex Predators)by John Davis BA JD LLM This book contains a thorough discussion of the new "Affirmative Consent Laws." This book is a quick study for sexually active men, for men who are in constant contact with women in work or social environments, and, for men going to college.   Show Notes: Chicagopodcastfestival.org 2PM Saturday, November 19th at Steppenwolf 'Don't Make Me Go Back, Mommy' with Kelsie Huff and Rachael Mason Star-Spangled Sitcoms: Huzzah & John Adams, running until December 4th at City Lit Theater, CodyMelcher.com/star-spangled-sitcoms Jen's past episode: ‘Ten Stupid Things Women Do’ w/ Jen Ellison & Erica Reid Gwynn's past episodes: "Raising Boys Feminists Will Hat

Cody is joined by comedians Bill Bullock and Shannon Noll to get to the bottom of what makes the country so gosh-darned dysfunctional! You'll never believe it! You can get your own copy of the book on Amazon or at your uncle's house. Cowards by Glenn Beck As we approach the most important presidential election in America’s history, something has been lost among all of the debates, attack ads, and super- PACs—something that Americans used to hold in very high regard: THE TRUTH. Follow TOMEFOOLERY for information about upcoming episodes & books:@Tomefoolery and Facebook.com/Tomefoolery. Please rate and review on iTunes! WEBSITE: http://Tomefoolery.com STORE: http://squareup.com/market/CodyMelcherEsq SUPPORT our PATREON: http://patreon.com/CodyMelcherEsq

Cody is joined by comedians Claire Friedman and Mary Beth Smith to finally get their coven shit together! Take notes, you'll need them for your own coven/possible cult. You can get your own copy of the book on Amazon or at your local farmers market. Wicca Covens: How to Start and Organize Your Own by Judy Harrow A wiccan high priestess with a master's degree in counseling offers real-life case studies and examples of what has worked--and what hasn't--in forming a coven. Follow TOMEFOOLERY for information about upcoming episodes & books:@Tomefoolery and Facebook.com/Tomefoolery. Please rate and review on iTunes! WEBSITE: http://Tomefoolery.com STORE: http://squareup.com/market/CodyMelcherEsq SUPPORT our PATREON: http://patreon.com/CodyMelcherEsq

Cody is joined by writer and radio producer Peter Bresnan and comic storyteller and arm-wrestler Brittany Meyers to learn about the hottest new job in post-election America: mole catching! This episode gets surprisingly silly. You can get your own copy of the book on Amazon or at your weird friend's garden party. Mole Catching: A Practical Guide by Jeff Nicholls If you are a gardener, groundsman, smallholder, or farmer and have a mole problem, then this book will be of enormous help to you. Pest-control books normally only devote a paragraph or two to moles and rarely cover the subject in detail. In one of the most comprehensive books ever written on the topic, professional mole catcher Jeff Nicholls reveals his enormous respect for the mole and emphasizes the absolute need to control them using humane and traditional methods that have been proven to work effectively. First he discusses the natural history of the mole and explains its characteristics and behavior, an understanding of which is essential if

Cody is joined by comedians Peter-john Byrnes and Kevin Lobkovich to finally set aside their lives and slog through the endless, banal tundra that is Ayn Rand's writing. The episode goes exactly as expected. You can get your own copy of the book on Amazon or at the Speaker of the House's house. Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand Set in a near-future U.S.A. whose economy is collapsing as a result of the mysterious disappearance of leading innovators and industrialists, this novel presents an astounding panorama of human life-from the productive genius who becomes a worthless playboy...to the great steel industrialist who does not know that he is working for his own destruction...to the philosopher who becomes a pirate...to the woman who runs a transcontinental railroad...to the lowest track worker in her train tunnels. Peopled by larger-than-life heroes and villains, charged with towering questions of good and evil, Atlas Shrugged is a philosophical revolution told in the form of an action thriller. Follow TOMEFOO

Cody is joined by comedians Erik Niewiarowski and Jerry Tran to learn the way of the stern, loving, but VERY STERN parent in the light of The Lord™. You can get your own copy of the book on Amazon or at that weird, rundown church you should stop going to. What's A Parent To Do? by C. S. Lovett This is not a manual on how to raise kids in Christ. It deals specifically with teens. It shows how to salvage them for the Lord after parents have goofed. Those with the courage to try the Bible's method of dealing with self-willed teens, will be happy with the way the Holy Spirit backs their actions. The author states, "In a permissive society it is easier for parents to say, "YES," than handle the guff they get when they say, "NO!" Yet, handling those squawks is vital for Christian guidance. Young people are healthier and happier if they do not get their own way, but learn to handle disappointment. What you do and say in the first FIVE SECONDS after you child asks..."WHY NOT?"...measures your ability to be a Chris

Cody is joined by comedians Amanda Lynn Deal and Charlie Vergos to chat all things muskrat. You can get your own copy of the book on Amazon or in the basement of your weird friend's dad's house. Successful Muskrat Farming Sixth Edition by Robert G. Hodgson To the great mass of the general public fur farming is still, as it were, something of a far, half-rumored country upon whose bourne the proverbial tired pedestrian seldom touches. As a people, whether intensively or extensively, (and I am speaking particularly of Canadians and Americans) we haven't as yet cultivated the habit of turning up the lamp after coffee and liquers, to seek out some of the things so common to us all, in everyday life. Nature, after all, is the medium of being, thinking, acting, working—and this brings us down to one of nature's truest vocations originally controlling our food and our covering, our finances; and now all combined. Whenever and wherever one gathers in the interests of fur farming, one hears the question: "Is the ra

Cody is joined by comedian Curtis Cook and writer/designer Tommy Maranges to talk about the most topical of topics: Nazis and their significance in the Roswell mystery. You can get your own copy of the book on Amazon or at your weird neighbor's house. Roswell and the Reich: The Nazi Connection by Joseph P. Farrell Physicist and Oxford-educated historian Farrell continues his best-selling series of exposés on secret Nazi technology, Nazi survival, and postwar Nazi operations such as German survival and Project Paperclip with the newly formed CIA and other defense/military establishments. In Roswell and the Reich alternative science and history researcher Joseph P Farrell presents a very different scenario of what crashed in Roswell, New Mexico in July 1947, and why the U.S. military has continued its cover-up to this day. By means of a meticulous review of the best-known Roswell research from both UFO-ET advocates and skeptics alike, as well as some not-so-well known Roswell research, Farrell presents a fascin

Cody is joined by essayist/storyteller Richard Joyce and actor/improviser Connor Konz to talk about the most important fashion icon of the millennium: Boy George. Good luck getting your own copy, they're almost impossible to find after Thatcher burned them all. Topics covered include: Rugrats in Paris, gay manga, Bronski Beat, fabulous hats, wire hangers, stealing clothes, A Boy Called Mary, Kris Kirk, #FrockUp, little gay boys from Grey Gardens, outing, self love. Boy George Fashion and Make-Up Book by Wayne and Gerardine Winder, and Christine Saunders Boy George is the most outrageous dresser to hit the limelight in the last decade. His distinctive and rainbow-colored image epitomizes the extravagance of the 1980s. Although his look has been perfected by London's top designers, the philosophy behind it is inexpensive and extremely simple. In this step-by-step guide, packed with extraordinary Boy George color photographs, the authors explain how you can recreate this glittering look. The first part of the b

It's a special "After Dark" episode of Tomefoolery. Silly books, silly friends, and a few libations. Cody is joined by former guests Tamara Lynn Chambers and Bobby Reichle to check in on how things have been since the End Times of 1988. You can get your own copy of the book on Scribd.com, Amazon, or at that shuttered bookstore down the cul-de-sac. Topics covered include: Herbert Herbert, Dean Koontz Week, Michael Jordan: Anti-Christ, The Ludacris of the Bible, Bible Pokémon, Alexander the Great v UnderTaker, Cody's SUCH a Beelzebub, Regular Psychics, Author Bummers, The Dukes of Hazzard of the Rapture, Homosexual Warhawk, Three Star Bible Reviews.   88 reasons Why The Rapture Will Be in 1988: The Feast of Trumpets (Rosh Hash-Ana) September, 11-12-13 by Edgar Whisenant In this highly influential book, the date for the Rapture is predicted to be 1988. Read inside to find 88 reasons why this was once thought to be the case!   Follow TOMEFOOLERY for information about upcoming episodes & books:@Tomefoolery an