Get Rich Quick With Josh & Noel

Get Rich with Elections! If our ideas don't make too much sense it is either because they are like our ridiculous electoral system, or we are too worried to see straight. Hopefully you'll be too worried to notice. Oh, and you'll get rich!

Get Rich with the Witness Protection Program! Get them to tun on their bosses, get them to testify, then get them into a new life. After the election we have a hunch the witness protection program will be booming again!

Get Rich by Faking it! If you can just keep everyone from finding out until you've figured out what you need, then you may finally be happy. We'll let you skip straight to the making it part!

Get Rich with Desperation! Sometimes you want something so bad you don't know what to do, don't know how to get it, and don't know how you'll survive if you don't. Soon all you'll be desperate for is a bigger billfold!

Get Rich with Prayer! It doesn't matter if you are offering them up to a particular god or the universe in general, you don't get anything unless you ask for it. You can't spell pray without pay!

Get Rich with Horses! If this episode sounds like the four horses of the apocalypse are upon us, it is because we found out about RBG riding off into the sunset just as we were starting recording. The world is collapsing, might as well get rich!

Get Rich with Diapers! As anyone with a baby can tell you, we NEED diapers, and lots of them, or we would be in deep crap.. Make enough to really Pamper yourself!

Get Rich with Glamour! From Dynasty, to strip malls, and all the pearl necklaces in between. We're going to need a fancier wallet!

Get Rich with the Post Office! We need to save them so we can vote, collect stamps, and VOTE! This week we get them rich because they need it as much as we need them!

Get Rich with Instinct! It's a gut feeling that you know when you know, even if you don't know how. They'll be handing you their wallets without even thinking about it!

Get Rich with Crying! When the world is too much and you just can't fake it anymore, maybe a good cry is exactly what you need. There's gold in them thar tears!

Get Rich with Lions! They are kings of the jungle that roar by day and hunt by night in rest areas. Come with us on a financial safari!

Get Rich with Denial! Ignore whatever is horrible and pretend its awesome with everyone's favorite coping mechanism. Learn how to stick your head in the sand in style!

Get Rich with Wood! It's GRQ's 5th anniversary and the internet says that is the wood anniversary. It's also our 250th show! Thanks for listening and supporting us! Let's hope there is still a world around for our next 5 years!

Get Rich with FUBAR! It stands for F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition, and we try to laugh about it but just end up angry. When the world goes down, your bank balance goes up!

Get Rich with Citrus! They are the healthy, acidic, cure-alls we need in the world right now. You'll be juicing more profit than you can swallow!

Get Rich with Reopening! Time to open the doors back up and let the money and disease flow back in! How many phases does your wallet have?

Get Rich with Fireworks! The sounds, the booms, the scared pets, but oh those crowds. You'll be oohing and ahhing at your bank balance!

Get Rich with Bread! It's the yeasty, carby goodness that is the staple among staples. Nothing smells better than the smell of all the fresh bread you'll have!

Get Rich with Rambling? Probably not! Noel just had a baby and the world is coming apart at it's seams. Josh and Noel spend this episode chatting on about everything and trying to remember how to do a show. Not our best, but at least we are back!