Botchaholics

Session 36 - The Smilin Lion: New episode as of June 3/17!  Check your podcasting app this afternoon.  Or enable notifications for robots to let you know when it is up and atom.In this episode, we get hit with a thrown off economy.  Syn adopts a new moniker.  The guards lay down the law.  And the GM gets a little racist, Prince Phillip style.Thank you so much for joining us at the table.  Please let us know if you like what you hear by contacting us @botchaholics on twitter, facebook, tumblr, etc.  Or email us at botchaholics@gmail.com for bigger questions.  Rate and subscribe using your favourite podcasting service such as itunes or google play.

Session 35 - Push Flaps: New episode as of June 26/17!  Check your podcasting program around noon or wait for your notification to pop up.In this episode, mysteries begin as the journey into J’bumvi takes a turn or three for the weird.  This episode was almost named Big City Lice except that no lice are actually in the episode and this name beat it out.  We do run a little long and there’s a bit of creative editing but it ends on an interesting can of messed up.Thanks so much for joining us at the table.  We really do appreciate it.  If you have any comments, write to us at botchaholics@gmail.com or look us up on social media @botchaholics on twitter, tumblr or facebook.  Like us and subscribe to the podcast on google play or itunes and don’t forget to subscribe!  Hear me next week?  Yes.

Session 34 - Deserves To Be Hung: New episode as of June 19/17!  Check your podcasting service around 1pm ish or enable notifications to be told when it’s available.The boat saga officially ends.  Thank goodness and let’s not do that again.  I thought I could manage it but my lack of nautical terms and conditions left me quick lackluster.  Give me a burning tavern any day.  We set up for the next arch and although the players might not bite on any hooks I give them, they continue their adventures regardless.Thank you so much for joining us at the table.  We really do appreciate you listening.  Do join us @botchaholics on tumblr, twitter, facebook, etc or botchaholics@gmail.com to let us know your thoughts, comments, and opinions.  Follow and rate us on those sites as well as itunes or google play.  See you next time!

Session 33 - Light the Fires: New episode as of June 12/17!  Check your podcasting app/etc today or look forward to the notificationIn this episode, we meet the captives, deal with the fact that Syn knows more nautical knowledge than the GM does and we roleplay our way out of rolling through the combat using Indra as our hero.Thank you so much for joining us.  Please like, rate and subscribe to us on itunes, google play, etc and write to us or contact us on twitter, facebook, tumblr, etc @botchaholics and/or email us at botchaholics@gmail.com

Session 32 - Goodbye for Now: New episode as of June 5/17.  Check your podcasting feeds!Lots of clever plans and combat ensues.  I truly enjoy where this is heading and then at the end, there’s a twist I didn’t see.  I know it’ll be as surprising or moreso to our audience than it was to our players.On that note, thanks so much for listening to us and joining us at the gaming table.  We truly enjoy your company.  Drop us a line at twitter, tumblr, facebook etc @botchaholics or write us at botchaholics@gmail.com or rate and review us on itunes or google play or etc.

Session 31 - Troll Trouble: New episode as of May 29th, 2017!  Welcome back to the battle on board the ships.  We only have to cut this short because I needed another beer (not actually true).  Syn learns a new spell, Gwendolyn gets guidance, Alton appears out of nowhere and Indra keeps everyone at bay with a whip and a smile.Thank you so much for joining us.  We truly enjoy your feedback so feel free to catch up with us on tumblr, facebook, twitter @botchaholics or write us at botchaholics@gmail.com.  Rate and subscribe to us on your favourite podcasting program such as itunes or google play.

Session 30 - See Holes and Nonsense: NEW EPISODE AS OF MAY 22.17!  Check your devices today!  Subscribe, rate, and love on itunes, google, etc.In this episode, we take it to the enemy who are revealed and much chaos ensues.  We discuss and detail out a person’s A, B and C holes.  There’s also a debate as to which version of that reoccurring conversation would be the title of the episode, so I went with this one.Thank you so much for joining us at the table.  Follow us on twitter, tumblr, facebook or write us at botchahlics@gmail.com as we do love to hear from people.  Especially if you’re nice.

Session 29 - Best Laid Plans: New episode as of May 15/17, so check your podcasting app!In this episode, initiative gets rolled right away and the search for combat starts.  Tension is mounted and panic or bad rolling causes many interesting choices for the group.  Will Amira be found in the hold of the ship?  Find out right now.Thank you so much for listening and joining us at our table.  We really do enjoy having you here.  If you like what you hear then please rate and subscribe to us on itunes, google play or the the podcasting service of your choice.  If you want to get in touch, then hit us up on twitter, facebook, tumblr at @botchaholics or email us at botchaholics@gmail.com.  Have a great week!

Session 28 - Hatching Ship Plans: Download through itunes or etc to hear the latest episode, which is this one as of May 8/17.This week gets put upon to make a whole lot of plans and everyone available even the crew gets inivolved.  We fill in the map a little more and distract ourselves by petting dogs and theorizing about Amira and Harry Potter.  Not at the same time, though that would be interesting fan fiction.Thank you as always for joining us at the table.  Like and rate us on itunes, google play and so forth.  Catch us on social media on tumblr, facebook, twitter @botchaholics or write us at botchaholics@gmail.com for any questions or comments that you’d like us to know.

Session 27 - Sailing Sailing: Welcome back!  Today we talk about the person that is most beautiful to our characters with some surprising results and some results that boggle the players minds.  I’ll have to throw in something like this again so we can see if anything changes in the episodes to come.  Also, Syn gives us musical and sex advice throughout.  Mer jokes and bad accents ahoy!And by bad accents, I mean mine.  If you wanna chat about my lack of accents or anything else that comes to mind, then hit us up on tumblr, twitter, facebook, etc @botchaholics.  Email us botchaholics@gmail.com and tell us the thing you like the most out of roleplaying.  Follow and subscripe on intunes, google play or the podcasting service of your choice.Thanks for joining us at the table.  Stay safe!

Session 26 - Hydratic Equation: It’s time to get into combat.  We excitedly witness Durulu’s combat prowess and break lots of spell and effect rules through ignorance to combat the fearsome beast.  I really like the growing extra heads aspect of the beast so I think I’ll have to keep finding different and more interesting creatures to throw at these guys.Thank you so much for joining us at the table this week.  We had a lot of fun.  Follow us @botchaholics on tumblr, twitter, facebook, etc or email us at botchaholics@gmail.com or write us reviews on the podcast program of your choice such as itunes or google play music.  See you next session!

Session 25 - Ahoy from Chum: I spent my Easter editing.  HOW ARE YOU?  I might be filled with chocolate at the moment, but I had to come down from my self induced sugar high to double check all the files.  I do apologize that there’s a weird hard cut in the episode that seems out of place.  Bonus points to me if you don’t notice it.  Mostly my editing involves removing most coughs and dog noises, so this was a little different.The party has a cool little adventure in Chum, the fishing village they found.  In this episode, they pick their crew, haggle with some merchants and give a performance that they will not soon forget.  It’s pretty impressive and gave some planning and preparation work that I didn’t think of and ignored others that I did, but that’s D&D for you, isn’t it  It’s a lot of fun and that’s the most important part.Thank you for joining us at the table.  We really do enjoy people sharing, commenting and rating our episodes so visit us on itunes, tumblr, twitter, facebook, etc @botchaholics or em

Session 24 - Enter The Raiders: WELCOME BACK.  We learn from a familiar face about another threat to Pegasus Bark.  We talk about the harpsichord more than I thought possible.  Syn teams up with Alton to drive Indra crazy.  Vengeance is sworn and nothing is as it seems, or so it seems.Thank you for joining us at the table.  Follow us on twitter, tumblr, facebook @botchaholics or email us at botchaholics@gmail.com.  Subscribe, rate and review us on itunes, google play store or your favourite podcast aggreagate.  We really do appreciate advice, support or well wishes that people give and we truly hope you’re having as much fun as we are.Bye for now!

Session 23 - Returning to the Scene: Check out your podcasting service RIGHT NOW (or right now if you’re seeing this in the future) to get the latest episode of Botchaholics.  Or if it’s not up yet, then give it a minute.  I mean, I don’t run google or apple, so I can’t really tell you when they’ll update.  If I know them, it’ll be soon, tough, so just hold your horses.No horses were held in the making of this episode.  In fact, no horses were involved at all because we go to explore a secret passage.  What lurks in the depths? Well, the title of the episode is a clue but it’s a surprise to the players who start to connect the dots of the conspiracy.Thank you so much for listening to us this week and every other week.  We truly enjoy having you here.  Subscribe to us on itunes, google play music or the podcasting service of your choice.  If you’d like to leave us a review or rate us while you’re there, we’d love it to pieces.  If you’d like more of a two sided conversation, then contact us on tumblr, twitter,

Session 22 - Loot and Mansions: The party ventures forward to find oodles of rewards.  Then they go on to find out about mansions.  Is that vague enough for you?No beatings this episode, so we get our bearings, escape the small catacombs and try to find links back in through town.This episode should appear in your favourite aggregate service such as itunes or the play store so check us out there.  Please leave us a good rating and lovely reviews or if you wanna chat us up then find us on twitter, facebook, and tumblr @botchaholics or email us at botchaholics@gmail.comThank you so much for joining us at our table this week.  See you next time!

Session 21 - Banshee Beatings: Check out this feed or itunes or google or etc to listen to the newest, most wonderful episode of Botchaholics!  In this episode, we learn not to be crying in a corner because adventurers will come around and beat the unliving crap out of you.  NO NEW NEWS THERE.  Our combat initiative gets to be confusing, but we scraped it in later episodes so please bear with us.  And by that I mean I hope you stick with us and not send bears in to attack us in horrible ways.If you like what you hear, please let us know by joining us on twitter, facebook, tumblr, etc @botchaholics or email us at botchaholics@gmail.com.  We really do appreciate our listeners so thank you so much for joining us at the table.  We have a lot of fun making these and I only see them getting better and better as time goes on.  See you next time!

Session 20 - Never Noticed the Rainbows: Check out our itunes/google/etc feed in about 20 minutes ish to listen to the newest episode.  Or if you’re reading this in the future, check it RIGHT NOW.  I apologize for the choppy editing but I was working against dog toys in this one.  Be warned, my dog kicks a bone around on the tile floor quite a bit during the episode even after all the cuts I made.  I’m pretty happy with the episode regardless so tune in to find a plot hook for the beginning of the next mini arc.Thanks so much for listening.  Leave us comments, reviews, pizza, etc on twitter, gmail, facebook, etc @botchaholics and we’ll be certain to read it and love the attention.  Rate us on any of the above mentioned sites to make our day and hear us squee during the next recording.  Until then, hope you’re keeping warm.

Session 19 - Explicit Vulgarity: We’re flagged with an Explicit rating for a reason.  We have potty mouths and this episode is taken to new depths on that front.  It starts off with swearing and ends with more swearing that involves twisted sexualized depravity.  I normally just let the rating speak for itself, but LISTENER BE WARNED.Thanks so much for joining us at the table.  If you have any comments or would like to chat, join us on twitter, facebook, tumblr, gmail, etc @botchaholics.  If you like what you hear, rate, review and subscribe to us on itunes, google play music, sketcher, and so on.

Session 18 - Battle for Robgar's Rite: Gwendolyn is on fire this episode.  She defies Louvelle’s gaze, starts the combat, does some figurative smiting and wins the prize of best jokes with some adoorable plays on words.  Syn Destiny wins for most vulgar with his cookies.  Indra again shows knowledge beyond her years, educating us on Egyptian historical gods.  Edmond botches and Sheol keeps blasting.Thank you so much for joining us this week. If you like what you hear, join us on facebook, twitter, gmail, tumblr, etc to talk or comment or what have you.  Rate and review us on itunes, google play music, sketcher, blubrry, etc if you have a moment to get behind our explicit rating.  See you next week!

Session 17 - Ultimatum: On this week’s episode, we get through some pretty tough obstacles and manage to keep on track for long enough to get to the end of the temple dungeon rite building.  What’s at the end of this part of the adventure? Find out right now.Thanks so much for listening to our crazy and fun game.  If you’d like to drop us a note, we’re @botchaholics on twitter, tumblr, gmail and facebook.  If you want to leave us a review or share our podcast, then check us out on itunes, google play music and many others.