March Bradness

Netflix recently announced it will be producing The Witcher as a TV series. We here at March Bradness have one humble request: Brad Pitt as Geralt, the handsomest man in the world with perfect hair and TWO swords. Featuring hosts Hannah & Sarah and special guest Anne!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week, Brad Pitt plays a redneck serial killer and a cartoon pirate. It's a swashbuckling good time as they battle it out for victory. Plus – Brad looking cute as a button on Stephen Colbert's "Big Questions with Even Bigger Stars". Featuring hosts Hannah and Sarah.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Who's the most beloved horse in the world? It's Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron. Who's the best actor of all time? Duh – it's Brad Pitt. Put 'em together and what do you get? THE PERFECT MOVIE.Featuring hosts Hannah & Sarah.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Who's our favorite heart-throb with a hairdryer in his pants and a smile that could drive 'ya towards a life of crime? It's Brad Pitt, in Thelma & Louise! But wait?? Who's that knocking?? It's the Cool World Police - run by Brad Pitt! His job is to stop people from trying to f*** cartoons. These two are gonna duke it out, and you'd better be there to listen. PLUS, this week: Brad opens up about his divorce for the first time in his exclusive GQ interview. Read it. Hear about it. See Brad Pitt lounging in various national parks. Featuring hosts Hannah and Sarah, panelists Joe Jack and Maya, and extra special guest John Wilinski, animator and cartoonist!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This one's so obvious, it's going to hurt. Brad Pitt should have been in The Lost Boys. This beloved, 80's punk vampire flick would have been taken to the next level by our flaxen-haired hero. I know, I know – seeing what we could have had is painful. Just take comfort that with the multiverse theory, somewhere out there, an alternate-you gets to enjoy this movie. Featuring hosts Hannah & Sarah.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Cult classic Interview with the Vampire has arrived. Can this very pale Brad take a bite out of Brad as loveable-loser in The Mexican? Featuring special guest Rosemary Valero-O’Connell – Minneapolis cartoonist, illustrator, and Interview with the Vampire aficionado. A journey through rat eating, fake gay dads, and a shitty gun everyone wants for some reason. Plus: the mysterious Cindi Fezler. Who is she? What does she know?  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Need more zombie-themed Brad content? How about... Brad Pitt making a guest appearance in the low-budget sci-fi flick "Zoombies", a movie about zoo animals gone bad? Thought so. Featuring hosts Hannah & Sarah.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It's a fight to the death! The zombie killin' Brad of World War Z goes up against 90's rom-com Meet Joe Black, where Brad plays the personification of death. Could things get any more exciting?? Featuring hosts Hannah & Sarah.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Surprise... we weren't done talking about Gay Titanic. Enjoy the Super Bonus Episode that nobody asked for, featuring a world where Brad Pitt and Leonardo DiCaprio co-star in everyone's favorite 1997 gay love story: Titanic. And nobody dies! Featuring hosts Hannah & Sarah.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Do you ever wish Titanic was good? We could've had it all with Brad lending his leading-man charisma to this movie. We're even giving you two options in this mini-episode: Brad Pitt replacing Leonardo Dicaprio OR... Brad Pitt as Rose. Featuring hosts Hannah & Sarah.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We’re back in Montana! A River Runs Through It goes neck-and-neck against after-school special Across the Tracks, a prime Teen Brad. There’s fly fishing and fighting and running galore. Plus: Brangelina’s olive oil venture. Where can we get our hands on a bottle? Featuring hosts Hannah & Sarah and panelists Joe, Jack and Maya.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Magic Mike is the arthouse film about male strippers you never knew you needed. Everything is perfect... except for Matthew McConaughey and his stringy body (no offense, Matt). In this mini-episode, we propose that Brad Pitt take over the role of Dallas instead – and we'll tell you exactly why. Featuring hosts Hannah & Sarah.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In Legends of the Fall, a wild-inside Brad Pitt pulls out a man's still-warm heart. Meanwhile, in Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Brad Pitt warms *our* hearts in a Brangelina classic. Listen as the Brads battle for victory in this divisive showdown. Featuring hosts Hannah & Sarah and panelists Joe, Jack and Maya.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Welcome to the first in a series of mini-episodes, where we will be re-imagining movies that Brad Pitt should have been in. First up, Hell or High Water – a recent Academy Award nominee about a pair of brothers robbing banks in Texas. It was a pretty good film, but you know what would have made it even better? Brad Pitt in a cowboy hat. Featuring hosts Hannah & Sarah.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It's the first episode... ever! Brad's iconic Ocean's Eleven goes head to head with his very first movie, Dark Side of the Sun – in which he plays a man who wears a gimp suit because he is allergic to sunlight. Will Shrimp Brad or Gimp Brad win? Featuring hosts Hannah & Sarah.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Welcome to the preliminary episode of March Bradness! Tune in to hear our origin story, a scientific explanation of the bracket, musings on Brad Pitt's celebrity status, and a preview of what's to come. Let the Bradness begin.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.