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What does Caitlyn Jenner tell us about being a woman?

No needle no scalpel vasectomy sounds too good to be true!

Dissecting the dissembling marketing claims of a humble bag of potato chips.

A plea to major league baseball to make the sport interesting again.

What can you deduce from the backs of people’s head sitting in front of you.  What about this bald man?

Dos Equis is retiring their current “Most Interesting Man in the World” spokesperson.  Now is the time to replace him with a truly interesting man.  I nominate the inventor of the vacuum cleaner.

The anticipated joy of my unencumbered 60s was disrupted by a steady stream of promotions for a prepaid cremation!

The agonies of being the captain of our grade school softball team – I had to stigmatize one of my classmates as the “Last One Picked.”

I want to buy a life time supply of the perfect bra, but how many.  Thanks to the Coobie Bra company for prompting me to consider my mortality.

As I sat in church, I focused on what I was thankful for instead of beating myself up with the prayer of confession. Here is what I came up with: Sphincters

I was shocked to find that the television show “The Voice” allows you to vote more than once.  This is not who we are.  Our counry is founded on the principle of “one person one vote.”

The title says it all.  Can’t eat these foods any longer.

Thanks to Dick Wolf for elevating the world “heinous” from obscurity to a conversational word.

What does fresh mean, what about fresh like, fresh baked, fresh taste, fresh picked, deli fresh, fresh steamed or fresh frozen?  What will marketers do to put fresh on the label?

The power of the milky way to inspire imagination across all cultures and all time.

A writer’s prompt based only on the back and shoulders sitting in front of me.

This mock letter describes my experience at the local crematorium.

Americans will spend from 2 to 3 years of their life standing in line.  Queue etiquette has been referred to as a “self-regulating social system.”  Here is one woman’s take on how to do the queue.

Reminiscences from 45 years ago: Was I a loser??