White Bitch Buffet

AYEEEE Maxini is back and this is the first pod recorded in her new apartment!! The bitches kick off July with some riverting talk about fans but then quickly jump into the thick of it starting with, you guessed it, Netflix Addictions! Maxini and Laura have not been killing it with TV this summer but Max talks about Seinfeld, The Harry Potter Series, and Holey Moley. The girls give a joint review of new Adam Sandler Netflix flick Murder Mystery which they agree had been the best of Sandler's in a while. While talking about the Sandman they segue into talking about seeing him live(!!!) at the Xfinity Center on 6/19 and the ups annd downs and cool old people of the show. They keep it rolling with a lil mini Shports Talk to recap the Stanley Cup Finals :( Big L has the low down on all the hot concerts in the Boston Area this summer she breaks em down and the girls talk about all the shows they're looking forward to. They wrap up the July ep with a classic game of 4th of July 20Q, listen and see who will prevail!

Whoa whoa whoa... that isn't Maxini... that's Meaghan! Meaghan joins as Big L's co-host for the day. Have no fear, Maxini will be back next month! Laura and Meag talk Netflix Addictions, per usual. *ALERT* Be prepared for Game of Thrones spoilers! And is Meaghan really crying over cheese? Yeah.. Netflix addictions took a weird turn this month. A must needed Sports Talk! segment takes place as the Bruins continue to dominate the NHL playoffs. Big L's prediction comes true, we've got a Bruins vs Blues Stanley Cup Finals on our hands! Listen next month to either hear 2 very happy bitches or 2 very depressed bitches.They carry on with the tale of their New York adventure to Saturday Night Live! Hear about Meaghan and Laura's 28 hour experience in the Standby Line on the streets of New York City. Did Big L make it into the show? Listen to find out! Lastly, the girls wrap up the show with the annual SUMMER PARTY PLAYLIST! This playlist is jam-packed with 10 new and oldies that just get the body GOING! Check out our

Episode 57 is joined by WBB regular Meaghan!! We kick it off with Netflix Addictions and Laura reviews and rates movies The Dirt and The Clapper neither of which she liked but for very different reasons, she's not mad shes just disappointed. But the Game of Throne's madness continues! Laura breaks down the final season so far and Meag helps decide who they think should take the throne(Spoiler Alert: Meaghan knows even less peoples names than you'd think.) Maxini talks live TV for the first time in years as she tries to keep up with season 2 of Good Girls and the final season of Jane the Virgin on the CW, both of which are wild. She also talks about Shrill on Hulu with Aidy Bryant, it's literally amazing. Also amazing but just because she likes making an arch nemesis out of children is Masterchef Junior, and Maxine gives a shout to her current least fave(from a season nearly 10 years ago!) Big L breaks down NHL Playoffs in Shports talk, dishing not only on the Boston Bruins(Duh) but also breaking down the play

Maxini and Big L welcome a new special guest, GREG! You may recall numerous name droppings of Greg throughout the White Bitch Buffet journey and it was about time to have him join the bitches! The episode kicks off with "Story Time with Greg" where we dive back in time to childhood Karate Parties all the way up to dem college daze. Listen for the tale of Greg's trampoline curb stomping, Seth Rogen the hamster and Melissa the sex doll who saved Greg and his roommate's from forking over their beer to campus police. Yes you read that correctly, Melissa the sex doll was the real MVP. Story time comes to an end and the girls and Greg jump into a familiar segment, Netflix Additctions. Big L starts off by re-hyping the show I'm Sorry with Andrea Savage, re-expressing the anxiety that the Blacklist gives her but continues to watch, explains her excitement for the new season of Impractical Jokers and GAME OF THRONES and lastly trashes the new movie Isn't it Romantic and gives the movie a new title. Big L puts Greg on

Max and Big L are joined by very special guest this month, mutual bff and newly married woman MEAGHAN! They kick off this episode with a recap of the bachelorette party and wedding for the listeners who haven't been privileged enough to hear the stories first-hand just yet. Then as always the girls break down their Netflix Addictions with all 3 girls chiming in on the controversial Fyre documentaries on Hulu and Netflix. Maxini gives Michael Rappaport a kudos in the amazing show Atypical even though she thinks he's a dick. They gush about the Ted Bundy tapes and discuss just how much they didn't actually know about mass murderer/ugly fuck Ted Bundy. Meag and Max talk deets in mindblowing Netflix documentary Abducted in Plain Sight which Meaghan actually didn't see but read enough spoilers online to dish about it anyways. And Maxi gives a quick runthrough of other things she watched this month, giving a promo to her cuurent fave One Day at a Time. Laur talks Blacklist, Meag talks Camping, Laur talks COCO, Full

January is here and the bitches are back for 2019. They kick off the year with their most frequent segment Netflix Addictions. Laura reviews movie How it Ends and she might actually tell you how it ends , and also teen movie Blockers with John Cena, Leslie Mann, and Ike Barinholtz. She also talks social documentary American Meme, and for another month in a row can't help but continue to promote her 8th viewing of Adam Sandler's 100% Fresh. Maxi dishes about Birdbox and gives an honest review of the new Sandy Bullock film, she also gives props and thumbs down to a series of Stand-Up comedians with specials on the 'flix. Max also breaks down new arrivals and hypes up the things she hasnt seen yet but is still excited about. And for once she actually saw a movie in theaters and reviews politcal biopic Vice. Next as dedicated New England Bitches, they give their best predictions for the Patriots in the AFC championship playoffs as well as Superbowl predictions! The girls play one of their typical seasonal games a

The December 2018 ep of White Bitch Buffet caps off yet another year. This month we talk Netflix Addictions with Maxini still stuck mostly in the past but Big L watched ALL THE HOLIDAY MOVIES YAAAAAS catch her reviews of The Christmas Chronicles, The Princess Switch, A Christmas Prince, A Christmas Prince: The Royal Wedding, The Holiday Calendar...the list goes on. The bitches touch back on their New Years resolutions from last year's podcast and see how they went (This episode's title should give you a good idea lol.) Then they move on to talk white bitch things inspired by Laura's very first caramel macchiato(!!!), and Max goes into detail about her current hair journey. They close up this episode and 2018 by sending out a big ole "fuck you" to TGI Fridays in Taunton and Laura drops the bomb on her recent terrible experience. Subscribe to the show in iTunes and as always catch all things White Bitch Buffet at whitebitchbuffet.com

WAHOOO Holiday Episode of the White Bitch Buffet! This month we are joined by *our very first musical guest* local musician Jordan (@pancakewaitress)!!! The Bitches kick off the episode with a lil interview with Jordan to get to know her better then they just right into the swing of things. They talk Netflix Addictions highlighting The Great British Baking show and Making a Murderer Season 2 and the bad bitch that is Kathleen Zellner. Maxini mentions all the cheesey holiday things she hasn't had time to watch yet and for month 2 Laura continues to gush about the Adam Sandler stand up special 100% Fresh and expresses her extreme disappointment at the new Netflix doc Dogs, and getting the poop scared out of herself watching terrorism documentaries to cheer herself up. Jordan also reviews new movie Bohemian Rhapsody. Then the girls jump into a half-holiday themed game of "Don't Forget the Lyrics" with Max bringing it to the north pole with Christmas Carols. The episode wraps up with a new segment titled "BUT HOW

34 seconds was all it took for this podcast to blow out ya speakers, welcome to the Quiet Bitch Buffet!! This month we kick it off with Netflix Addictions as always and Laura finally found the comedy love of her life! She breaks down the new Adam Sandler comedy special "100% Fresh" on Netflix, she laughed, she cried, she died and went straight to heaven for this special. Maxi talked her roundhouse of Netflix touching on Impractical Jokers, Paradise PD, Making a Murderer Season 2, Schitt's Creek Season 3, New Girl Season 7, movies: Mother!, Room and a review of the new Halloween movie! The bitches talk seasonal festivities chatting about carving pumpkins and halloween costumes, and the scariest things they've faced recently: 9-5 jobs :0. They talk and vent about living dat gray blob life but then get into a more exciting part of adulting, voting!! Big L and Maxini break down the hot-button questions on the Massachusetts ballot for the upcoming mid-term election and give their opinions on how to vote this seaso

CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON! Maxine and Laura are joined by mutual BFF Meaghan for their 50th episode! Things start off funky with a little Kool & The Gang remix to get the party rolling and quickly fizzles into a HOT debate about pineapples on or off pizza. Next, the girls hop into Netflix Addictions where Maxine discusses the shows and movies she's both looking forward to and currently watching. Laura touches on the comedies she watched and a new Beatles documentary she discovered. This leads into a long discussion where Laura is understanding of Paul McCartney and John LENNON's (not Legend's) sexual pleasures and possible Beatles circle jerk while Maxine just can't wrap her head around it?? I don't know how to explain... you should really just listen to understand. Anyway, they get back into gear with a segment of Science Biiiitch discussing future explorations to be had on the moon and recent experiments scientist have done with octopuses and ecstasy.  A couple more debates somehow get mixed in this

August's episode of the White Bitch Buffet. In Netfllix Addictions this month Maxini actually talks about her newest TV obsession and source of paranoia in The Handmaids Tale on Hulu. Max also gives reviews of the new Netflix Original Disenchantment and Blockbuster hit Christopher Robin, and talks about a few shows coming to and leaving Netflix in the coming months. Laura just into TV by reviewing a series of comedians stand up specials, gushing on Jane the Virgin since shes finished it and giving a promo for the always-amazing show New Girl. The bitches keep the show moving this month talking about new music, both new albums being dropped and talking about live shows they've seen this summer. They give a quick update to Science Biiiiiitch, discussing Northern White Rhinos and mysterious lights in the sky STEVE. Big L and Maxini wrap up this episode with a quick game of 20Q: Back to School edition! As always catch all things White Bitch Buffet at whitebitchbuffet.com

The July episode of the White Bitch Buffet features a special guest from Big L's childhood and Maxini's college day's, Sara Cornell! Sara plays the role of Barbara Barker in one of our favorite games The Price is Right: Summer Themed! Who knew adirondack chairs were so expensive?? Play along with the bitches and have some fun! Episode 48 also includes our monthly segment: Netflix Addictions where Maxine creates the sub-category "Rom Coms and Crime Drams" talking about the romantic comedies and crime drama she recently watched. Exciting News! Big L finally bought Netflix! She followed Maxine's suggestion of Jane the Virgin which has taken over her life emotionally and physically. Big L also touches on the stand up comedian specials she watched. The girls switch gears and talk about how much getting healthy SUX!!!!! The troubles of exercising and eating healthy during the summer months are tough but the girls are trying. Yes you read that correctly, BigL and Maxini are exercising! They talk portion control, esp

The June Episode (Happy Pride month!!!) of the White Bitch Buffet features special guest from DR High and loyal BSU Bear Kelsey Murphy! Season 2 of Riverdale dropped on Netflix and ya girls got RIVERDALE FEVERRRR just like everyone else in their 20s right.....? She joins the girls in dishing about their latest obsessions in movies and on tv in Netflix Addictions, talking Riverdale, British cooking shows, Westworld, Jane the Virgin, Twin Peaks and of course Riverdale (!!!). Maxini also drops mad knowledge in eDObles and eDONTbles where she talks the trial and tribulations of making weed edibles from both dried herb and from BHO dabs. Then the girls do a WBB first and play Celeb Bang, Marry, Kill with all sorts of hot pieces of meat like Rosanne Barr and the Slinky Dog from Toy Story. We wrap up our June episode with some thoughts on mental health from Max in the wake of the suicides of Anthony Bourdain and Kate Spade, reach out to people! be part of a support system! As always catch all things White Bitch Buff

Our April EP is here and the White Bitch Buffet is talking wedding showers, baby showers, money showers (nah jk lol). They kick off the episode with classic Netflix Addictions where Maxini dishes on a bunch of flops she just couldn't connect with on her journey to find a new bingeworthy show, but talks about how The Big Family Cooking Showdown might be the show to turn around her luck. She also has what she considers "Shit gets REAL" where she reviews Netflix original show On My Block (Spoiler! Max literally watched the whole thing in one day), and Netflix original movie 6 Balloons with Abbi Jacobson and Dave Franco. Maxine and Laura both give their reviews of Seth Rogen's Hilarity for Charity, Big L talks Trading Spaces(!!!), and Max reviews blockbuster hit A Quiet Place. The bitches move on to Shports Talk, Laura's talking playoffs for both the Bruins and the Celtics as Boston teams excel in both hockey and basketball. Maxini moves on to her review of Cardi B's new Album Invasion of Privacy, where she someh

EP 44 - Ya Dumb Whore!!! Lol we can't resist a good rhyme. March's episode starts off with Netflix Addictions like always, Max talks about The Great British Baking Show: Masterclass, The Joel McHale show with Joel McHale, Santa Clarita Diet Season 2, Adam Devine movies When We First Met and Game Over, Man!, and reviews real movie Game Night. This month we had a special extended version of one of our favorite segments Science Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch, talking about rhinos, mole rats, the male birth control pill, S.T.E.V.E., and conspiracy theorys about Malaysian Flight 370. As an update to their March Madness segment last month, now we're talking #BustedBrackets cause the upsets got us pretty upset. Lastly the girls wrapped up the episode talking Easter Pranks because Easter happens to fall on April Fool's Day this year, as if Jesus coming back to the dead after 3 days wasn't the greatest prank of all time. Catch all things White Bitch Buffet at whitebitchbuffet.com

EP 43 - HA HA HEE HEE. In this month's podcast the bitches kick off the episode with Netflix Addictions as always and Max gives updates on her current obsession Jane the Virgin, and the hilarious, elderly hijinks on Grace and Frankie season 3. She also professes her newfound love for The Great British Baking Show, appreciating the stark difference from traditional American cooking competition shows. Maxini finishes her Addictions with rating newly released Netflix Original movie The Cloverfield Paradox, and talking about its connections to the previous Cloverfield movies. Laura then jumps into her shows, talking about the newest seasons of Impractical Jokers and appreciating their new games on the show. She also divulges her HBO shows, starting with explaining a bit about Westworld season 1, as she gets ready for season 2 to start in April. Laur finishes off by rating and reviewing Tupac biopic All Eyes on Me and expressing her deep disappointment. The bitches continue the show switching gears to talk about t

Heyooo! Wondering what the hell this episode's name is all about? Listen in, you'll understand soon enough. This month the girls are talking Netflix, Sports, Science and play 2 themed of Guess Whom and Price is Right! Big L and Maxini kick off the episode with Netflix Addictions where Maxine is on her A game. She gives a summary and rating of the shows Alias Grace, The End of the Fxxxing World, Atypical, One Day at a Time and Jane the Virgin. Laura updates you on Fuller House and explains her change of mind on the HBO Series The Newsroom. Following Netflix Addictions, Laura jumps into Sports Talk! She discusses the Bruins, Celtics, Redsox and SOON TO BE SUPERBOWL CHAMPS (knock on wood) the Patriots! New England's teams are on some serious hot streaks, ow owww! The girls break up the episode and jump into a Black History Month themed game of Guess Whom. Play along while you're listening and see if you can Guess Whom before Big L and Maxini. Next, the girls dive into one of their favorite segments Science Biiii

This month while ya girls were planning the episode, we got half-way through and realized that all of the segments started with the letter "N" so we stuck with the trend and ended up naming the new ep NA NA NACHOS. First segment is Netflix Addictions as always as Max makes her recommendations on Stranger Things 2 and Beyond Stranger Things. Maxini and Big L actually both finally caught up on Broad City on Comedy Central and Laura goes off about Newsroom which she is gearing up to finish on HBO. The girls move on to talk about New Year's resolutions as we kick off 2018, spoiler alert neither of them had a resolution ready but they agreed on trying to be all around better people in 2018. Next the girls talked about pressing current issue Net Neutrality and do their best to explain what may happen now that its been repealed. It can be a confusing topic but the bitches couldn't resist bringing it up consider how important it is. The get the cast on a more upbeat note by talking new movies coming out at the end of

THE WHITE BITCH BUFFET IS 40 Y'ALLLLL!!! We are so happy and excited to have survived for 40 episodes! We kicked off the episode with Netflix Addictions as always and Maxini gave her update on Stranger Things 2 which she finally actually watched (kind of.) Laura voices her disappointments having finally finished the series of How I Met Your Mother before it was yanked from Netflix in mid-November. Big L also talks movies, animated ones on Netflix and an official White Bitch review of The Justice League which hit theaters on November 17th. In the spirit of our 40th episode we did our top 40 things about Christmas! The first 10 of the list are our top favorite Christmas songs given in no certain order, followed by our bottom 10 least favorite Christmas songs called our Fuck you Christmas! list. The next part of our 40 things list was the top 10 stocking stuffers list, covering all ya girls fave lil items from scratch tickets and nips to nail polish and facemask pouches. The last 10 things on our list are the 5