We're Not Scared

Hey all you vampire fans out there! What's better than a classic Dracula film? How about the famous blood-sucker IN THE FUTURE... IN SPACE... WITH COOLIO... Are we serious? I wish we weren't! Join us as we explore the many flaws of this sci-fi horror flick, in the latest episode of We're Not Scared!

Listen to the WNS boys BS about classic cartoons and movies from our childhood days gone by, in our very first BULLSH*T episode, where there's no agenda, no plans, and NO RULES. 

Listen to us talk about the worst movie we've ever seen, and about Matt and Curtis's troubled past as fat kids.

Join the guys as we go over this debut movie for wrestler Kane! Listen as we talk about wrestling and shitty teenagers!     

What happens when a group of british teens improvise a ouija board to talk to the dead? probably not what you're thinking, but listen to find out!

Join Curtis and Victoria as Josh takes them on an adventure through the Laboratory of Doctor Eek! Will they be experimented on? or will they escape? or both, because we were generous with our chances. Listen to find out!

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you lost your Christmas spirit? Well look no further! Listen as we go through this well received horror-comedy, as a treat from us to you. Merry Christmas!

Join the guys as they welcome their newest member to the show! to celebrate, we are doing the only other horror movie from 13 ghosts directer Steve Beck, listen as teach you everything about boats.   “Mocca, Chocolate and vanilla, Matt’s thing, Obama, Boat vs Ship, Curtis is quiet, Josh’s undescended testicle, discount Al Pacino, butt music, tick tock bong, Italian whisky, Italian Captain, come hither fingers, Ghost Titties, 13 ghosts cruise control, ghost rules"

The guys do the second of the 27 Amityville movies, Listen as we go over this poltergeist exorcist homage, maybe we'll do another one of the 53 Amityville movies!   “Bad Almonds, Cock Banging, #eyebrowqueens, Smudging, Racecar, Movie Sleaze, Homage”

The guys decided to do another Goosebumps choose your own adventure! Join them on their crazy adventure with a mad scientist!

Happy Halloween! It's the spookiest time day of the year, so join the guys and our guest Sydney as we talk about the spookiest topics we can think of on the spot because we did no planning! oooOoooOoooOOOooo

Join the guys as we go through the only Halloween movie that has absolutely nothing to do with the rest of series!  “VHS and old TV’s, It was the 80’s, Black Leather Gloves, Allegations and hypertheticals, running a train, Factory of Ass, Clunge, handsome doctors, Epitome, Halloween back in the day, Christmas, It’s Wednesday Mass my dudes, Laser Sounds, Hor-Fi, Door Kicks, Yellow goo and Wires”

On this episode we talk about how things were different in the 90s, the great Ace Ventura conspiracy, and genetically modified bats!   “Josh’s Mic, Headphones, and broken rib, the right ear, Racecar, Boba, street quips, ace venture 3, Dr. the friendly ghost, bush did it, ice cube, The Diamond, scrotum bats, if we were cops, refrigeration units”

The guys talk about Satanic, a movie where a group of teenagers are trying to get to Coachella while also participating in some occult rituals, and of course, the worst possible thing happens.   "Posers and Edgelords, Tupac Hologram, Charles Manson and Trent Reznor, Josh and Curtis do some research"

Following the remake of Dawn Of The Dead, of course they were going remake Day Of The Dead! The guys sit down and talk about how NOT to remake a beloved movie, this was tough. "Puddle Of Mud, Local Girl, Nick Cannon’s Entire Career, Zombie outbreaks, two dickheads writing a movie, Zombie Science, Outbreak protocols, R.I.P. George A. Romero, Secret Underground Labs, the most angriest."

What's worse than having rats? Having giant mutated rats! What's worse than having an angry 11 year old kid? That kid being 9 feet tall and super pissed. Join the guys while we go through this Canadian monster flick! "Spicy olives, Don’t throw dogs in the trash, Miles of pipe, assuming a rats gender, rat master, Matt's notes, LABrary, car talk, deathbed cigarettes, Josh doesn’t like bald people, Matt interrupts and Curtis tells bad jokes, Nascar, and pool water."

The guys watch a movie about Mark Zuckerberg becoming a werewolf before inventing Facebook, after this one we owe a few celebrities an apology "Chicks, Chips and Dick, Filipinos and Sandals, Bowling for Soup, four stoner dudes, 7-11 nacho cheese, Cursed 2: Curseder, Bathroom Etiquette, Pie Triangles"

The guys take a break from watching crappy horror movies, to read a crappy book! Listen as Curtis takes Matt and Josh on a spooky adventure!

Are ghost titties enough to redeem this infamous horror flick? Find out in our newest episode, where the guys review Thirteen Ghosts!   Matt's VHS collection, Oceans 14: 13 Ghosts starring George Clooney, Morgan Freeman impressions, pooping in public places and other irrational fears, chumbawumba, roman numerals, fuckin' right on.

The gang watch the granddaddy of horrible horror movies. You’ve seen the infamous “Oh my God” scene, and now we’re here to fill in the rest of movie for you” buckle yourselves in for this 2 and a half hour episode! “Lord of the rings, We’re Not Scared 2, drinking your own piss, Flintstones rule, what about my boys?, Pepsi blue and mountain dew, mind control, pod of cervi, flashing lights, Josh’s granny elevator, oh my good, replacing popcorn and how we eat bologna.” 97/8/15