Fun Sexy Bible Time

Matthew and Danny take a weird path through Jon Foreman's hair evolution (2:30), a quick Game of Thrones postmortem (8:30), listener submissions for inappropriate ministry acronyms (15:00), then reading reviews for sex toys on a website for Christian couples (29:00), and finally some Star Wars talk (41:30)

Matthew delivers a horrible anti-church membership hot take (1:00), then we go all in on inappropriate ministry acronyms, do not listen to this segment (8:30), then we do a couple rounds of Twitter Bio Mad Libs (16:30). Finally, Casey talks about the issue of men laughing at women's jokes(41:00) which leads into a semi-serious discussion about pain and humor.

Jennifer Clark(!) joins the show to talk about seeing Chonda Pierce's new movie "Unashamed" (6:00). Then Matthew pulls Jennifer down the rabbit hole of Christian Tweets (20:00) and things quickly get random and inappropriate, with tangents about broccoli, Mike Huckabee, cuddling, and worst names for womens' Bible studies

Matthew and Casey ponder what could be on the Falwell photos (4:00), then Casey instantly ranks CCM compilation CDs (9:15), then Matthew discusses which Game of Thrones character would make the worst youth pastor (12:00). Then we talk about the recent spate of scold tweeting on Christian Twitter (14:00) before falling into FSBT Mad Libs (28:00) and all sorts of inappropriate jokes

Casey grills Matthew on his Garden of Eden takes (1:00), then talk turns to Christian Twitter drama (4:00). Matthew talks about picking up old ladies (9:00), then Casey brings up excessive PDA in church (16:30). Then Casey and Matthew play alternating FSBT Would You Rather? (24:30) before Matthew pitches the faith-based sex comedy Dude, I Banged My Wife (38:00). Matthew closes the episode with a truly awful Bernie Sanders impersonation (55:30)

Pastor Rich returns and is immediately subjected to Pastor Jimmy Stewart (2:30), then Matthew gives Rich an impossible theology question about Eden (5:30). Then the guys work on a faith-based movie about homeschoolers going back to high school (28:30)

Matthew and Casey handle some FSBT housekeeping (1:00) before Casey talks about the preachers' sneakers Instagram account (13:30). Then we check in on Christian Twitter (35:00) before going through listener questions (44:30)

Matthew is back to do Christian tweets with Richard and Jennifer (9:00), then everyone shares stories of podcast failures, interspersed with Matthew and Richard doing impressions and Jennifer earning her FSBT stripes with inappropriate jokes

Casey and Danny advise young people how to schedule your wedding for the best anniversary sex (2:00), then they play the game Did Mark Driscoll Preach That? (6:30) Then Casey runs down Danny's recent inappropriate dad jokes (15:45) before things get surprisingly serious talking about the power of words (20:30). Finally, Casey details her run-in with a real-life homeschool sex machine (37:45)

It's Matthew's birthday and Casey is back to talk about poor people luxuries (3:00), then Casey brings an extended round of FSBT Would You Rather (16:00). Then Casey talks about a book she found on the evils of CCM (29:00). Finally Casey gives Matthew a birthday present: a surprise game of FSBT Mad Libs (46:00). Also, a grandfather clock keeps going off in the background every 15 minutes

Matthew and Kendra take a look back at the 1990 episode "The Big Lie" from Focus on the Family. Was Derrick actually cool? Was Nick hallucinating? Was George Ravenhill a metaphor for Christ? BUXOM FIGURINES. We cover it all.

Casey drops her pro-front hug take (3:00), then Matthew takes a (big surprise) contrarian position to the blowback against purity culture (13:00). Then it's time for Christian Tweets (22:00) and FSBT Would You Rather? (41:30). Then Casey talks about The Marriage Bed (43:30). Then we include the post-episode banter because it's good (52:00)

Matthew and Danny talk about homeschooling (10:00), then introduce some new FSBT slogans (15:00), then work out the plot for the faith-based hip hop film WORD OF LIFE (27:00), and finally Matthew goes out on a ledge with a The Office hot take (43:00)

Matthew and Jessica play KANYE OR PIPER TWEET? (8:30) then Casey calls in to discuss Jim Bakker (17:30), then everyone plays FSBT Mad Libs (36:00) also there are a lot of inappropriate jokes, no one should listen to this

Matthew and Casey start off with a dive back into Matthew's teen years with "twisty little things" (1:00). Then we read listener submissions for CCM Freak Songs (10:30), then Christian Tweets (21:30), then Can We Make Boner Slang Happen? (43:00), and finally a faith-based movie pitch for "Father Sean" (53:00)

Matthew and Pastor Rich lay out a CCM challenge for the listeners (7:00), which leads to a discussion of Entertaining Angels vs Jesus Freak, 90s pop/rock lyrics, and Rich's crush on Roma Downey (19:00). Finally, the guys pitch a faith-based blockbuster "Two Week Trent" (28:30)

Matthew and Casey draft the finalists for the 2018 Christian Tweet of the Year, plus Casey tortures Matthew with another round of FSBT Would You Rather...

Richard and Perk City invade the FSBT compound, bringing lots of strange Enneagram words that Matthew does not understand. The guys handle listener submissions, Christian Tweets, and Matthew pitches a faith-based movie. At one point, Richard hides in a closet.

Pastor Rich is on the show, kind of, and Matthew spends the episode trying to piece together the parts of their lost episode. Plus: listener submissions and bad impressions.

Casey and Matthew get to work on Josh Harris' latest apology (1:00), Casey's week-late rant about sexy dads carrying babies (5:30), THE MARRIAGE BED (12:30), Christian Tweets (33:00), and a story called "I Married My Best Friend's Dad" (41:45)