American Wannabes's Podcast

The guys are flying high after a headlining weekend at Flapper's Comedy Club so they finally give shout-outs to listeners and commenters. Then they talk about Blac Chyna vs Rob Kardashian, dating strippers, being Captain Save-A-Ho, and why they have a problem with the movie Titanic.  Please subscribe on iTunes and follow on Facebook! Hit them up with any questions or comments at americanwannabespodcast@gmail.com  

Jerry, Jesus, and Christian "come clean" in this honesty episode. They finally admit that they forgot to follow through to their listeners from a few months ago. They talk about the haters from their Netflix appearance on the Chingo Bling special and how they react to negative comments. Plus they fight rappers, question racism, and discuss how the BET awards screwed Jerry's Dodger game.  Please subscribe on iTunes and follow us on Facebook! We're also on Stitcher Radio and Google Play! Hit us up with any questions or comments at americanwannabespodcast@gmail.com  

Jesus and Christian get their producer to prank Jerry for being late. The guys get intense talking about road rage fights and Christian gets punched by an old man. They get into an intense discussion over the "N" word and the origin of the term "gringos" for which they all have different theories. Finally they get down and dirty talking about threesomes.  Please subscribe on iTunes and follow us on Facebook! We're also on Stitcher Radio and Google Play! Hit us up with any questions or comments at americanwannabespodcast@gmail.com  

The show starts off happy with Jerry and Christian recounting their celebrations on Father's Day. But the mood takes a turn when Jerry calls bullsh*t on Jesus claiming to have made a movie at 8 years old. Finally, the guys end up discussing a woman getting railed at her bachelorette party and their mansplanation of cheating. Please subscribe on iTunes and follow us on Facebook! We're also on Stitcher Radio and Google Play! Hit us up with any questions or comments at americanwannabespodcast@gmail.com  

In a violently stinky episode, Jerry, Jesus, and Christian talk fighting and shi*tting, and sh*tting while fighting.  Jerry joins 100 other Mexican dads in line for some donuts, goes to see Wonder Woman and gets recognized on the street. Jesus doesn't get off on superheroes but Christian thinks it's worth seeing since Gal Gadot is hot.   Jesus and Christian break up a fight which lead the guys down a path of breaking up fights, helping out in fights, and joining in on fights until somebody sh*ts their pants and has to go to the hospital.      Please subscribe on iTunes and follow us on Facebook! We're also on Stitcher Radio and Google Play! Hit us up with any questions or comments at americanwannabespodcast@gmail.com  

Jerry, Jesus and Christian go Hollywood! The secret's out: Jerry and Jesus are featured on Netflix's "Chingo Bling: They Can't Deport Us All." Available now! They talk about the project and what their lives are like now with fame, fortune and personal assistants. Then, the Wannabes defend Donald Trump, but don't defend Bill Cosby, leading to a talk about the limits of good taste in comedy. Finally, Christian tests Jerry on current street lingo – stick around, you might learn something.   Please subscribe on iTunes and follow us on Facebook! We're also on Stitcher Radio and Google Play! Hit us up with any questions or comments at americanwannabespodcast@gmail.com

Jerry, Jesus and Christian get serious for a minute to pay respects to victims of the Manchester terror attack. How do we keep fools in check in these crazy times? As if the Ariana Grande concert wasn't bad enough, now you can't even trust gas station nacho cheese! Or Congressmen. The Wannabes remember their grossest food moments, then go deep on sexting in the wake of Anthony Weiner's "guilty" plea. By the way, if you wear glasses: Take 'em off or leave 'em on during sex? The Wannabes have the answer. Please subscribe on iTunes and follow us on Facebook! We're also on Stitcher Radio and Google Play! Hit us up with any questions or comments at americanwannabespodcast@gmail.com  

Jerry returns from where cholos go to retire! Jesus returns from near-death-by tornado! Together again, the Wannabes revisit the cinematic masterwork known as Lowriders, and explore their deep, devotional love for the Kardashians. Then, hear the Wannabes' complete guide to using the n-word and the (other) f-word. Finally, Jerry, Jesus and Christian explain how their lives ARE the Bow Wow Challenge, which leads into a pit of regret as they confess their deepest childhood insecurities. Plus, as usual, Jerry says some gay stuff.   Please subscribe on iTunes and follow us on Facebook! We're also on Stitcher Radio and Google Play! Hit us up with any questions or comments at americanwannabespodcast@gmail.com  

Jesus and Christian clown the Canelo vs. Chavez fight! Always smart to see how much shit you can talk about pro fighters. Then, since Jerry is on the road, Producer Frank steps in to school the Wannabes on the glory of UFC. They don't quite buy it. Plus, hear how Jesus overcame his own tendency to cry during fights, only to suffer a humiliating knockout in his first and only boxing match. Then we end with an epic rant as Christian and Jesus tackle the upcoming sure-to-be classic movie: LOWRIDERS! Man, Hollywood just GETS Mexicans, you know?   Please subscribe on iTunes and follow us on Facebook! We're also on Stitcher Radio and Google Play! Hit us up with any questions or comments at americanwannabespodcast@gmail.com

Jerry, Jesus and Christian celebrate May Day with all their paisa friends! Christian pits Jerry against Civil War history buff Donald Trump, but can Jerry pass the quiz on behalf of Wannabes everywhere? Plus, brace yourselves...JA RULE IS BACK! The Wannabes talked about him, now he's back making headlines baby! All that, plus sleazy cousins in Mexico, underage drinking, and hook-ups that were never meant for public knowledge. Please subscribe on iTunes and follow us on Facebook! We're also on Stitcher Radio and Google Play! Hit us up with any questions or comments at americanwannabespodcast@gmail.com

Jerry continues his streak of unpopular opinions about legendary Mexican beauties! First Selena, now this?! Jerry, Jesus and Christian talk good hair, and the lack thereof, before tackling Ryan Gosling's dating life. Spoiler alert: Jerry's not impressed there either. Jesus performs Telenovela Theater and NAILS IT. Jerry gets emotional talking about Patriots Day (the movie, because he doesn't know what the holiday is). And finally, the Wannabes share stories of their greatest celebrity encounters!" Please subscribe on iTunes and follow us on Facebook! We're also on Stitcher Radio and Google Play! Hit us up with any questions or comments at americanwannabespodcast@gmail.com STAND UP ALERT! Monday, May 1, at 8pm, the American Wannabes are performing at Flapper's Comedy Club in Burbank with Hal Sparks, Frank Prather, Camilla Cleese, Erin Darling, and host Alison Jordan. The entire lineup are hosts of the Bail Bonds Media podcasts! Click HERE for tickets!  

Jerry, Jesus and Christian celebrate Tax Day by diving into all the ways for Jerry's kids to waste his money. First, it's Christian's time to shine as the Wannabes discuss the new Star Wars movie, toys and trips to Comic-Con. Then, Jesus and Christian enlighten Jerry to the wonders of Coachella, before the whole crew recounts near death experiences at Morrissey and Kanye concerts. Finally, Jesus spins the epic tale of that one time his dad tried to help him get ahead in comedy. You do not want to miss that mess. Please subscribe on iTunes and follow us on Facebook! We're also on Stitcher Radio and Google Play! Hit us up with any questions or comments at americanwannabespodcast@gmail.com STAND UP ALERT! Monday, May 1, at 8pm, the American Wannabes are performing at Flapper's Comedy Club in Burbank with Hal Sparks, Frank Prather, Camilla Cleese, Erin Darling, and host Alison Jordan. The entire lineup are hosts of the Bail Bonds Media podcasts! Click HERE for tickets!

Jerry, Jesus and Christian come out swinging, for an episode all about peleas callejeras! The Wannabes throw down with a woman who attacks kissing strangers, and the passenger who got jumped by United Airlines. Plus, learn about the many street fights of Christian's wife, and all the ways that tensions run high at private comedy shows. Somehow, there's still time to reveal the winners of the first American Wannabe's T-Shirt contest, and for Jerry and Jesus to reflect on their life as a couple. Please subscribe on iTunes and follow us on Facebook! We're also on Stitcher Radio and Google Play! Hit us up with any questions or comments at americanwannabespodcast@gmail.com  

Christian outs himself for a car accident. Jerry gets excited about Dodger's opening day. And Jesus thinks flat earthers are idiots but admits he thinks the lunar landing was faked. But the big news is that one of the Wannabes thinks the beloved late singer Selena was overrated and would have been washed up by now.  Catch Jerry, Jesus, Christian, and even producer Frank performing standup at The Ice House in Pasadena on Friday, April 7 at 8pm. Tickets are available HERE! Please subscribe on iTunes and follow us on Facebook! We're also on Stitcher Radio and Google Play! Hit us up with any questions or comments at americanwannabespodcast@gmail.com  

Jerry cursed himself in the last podcast! Find out how, as Jesus returns from Arizona, the Wannabes reminisce about the last time they got in a fight, and things take an unexpectedly touchy-feely turn. The guys weigh in on the benefits of healthy crying before finally tackling the shit show of the Trump presidency. Catch Jerry, Jesus, Christian, and even producer Frank performing standup at The Ice House in Pasadena on Friday, April 7 at 8pm. Tickets are available HERE! Please subscribe on iTunes and follow us on Facebook! We're also on Stitcher Radio and Google Play! Hit us up with any questions or comments at americanwannabespodcast@gmail.com

Jerry and Christian roll two deep because Jesus had to cross the border to Arizona a few days early. The guys talk about parenting, from explaining masturbation to accidentally watching sex content with your kid. They're joined briefly by producer Frank Prather to discuss the first time they all saw dirty movies. Plus, Jesus calls in from the road! Catch Jerry, Jesus, Christian, and even Frank performing standup at The Ice House in Pasadena on Friday, April 7 at 8pm. Tickets are available HERE! Please subscribe on iTunes and follow us on Facebook! We're also on Stitcher Radio and Google Play! Hit us up with any questions or comments at americanwannabespodcast@gmail.com

Jerry, Jesus, and Christian dive into exercise, or lack thereof, and getting naked for sex. Speaking of pain, they take us back to their childhood days and the various types of corporal punishment their parents used to discipline them. Finally, they talk female body hair including bush vs. bald, leg stubble, and underarm growth.  Please subscribe on iTunes and follow us on Facebook! We're also on Stitcher Radio and Google Play! Hit us up with any questions or comments at americanwannabespodcast@gmail.com

Jerry, Jesus, and Christian pull back the curtain to discuss the behind-the-scenes of their standup careers. From humble beginnings to epic bombs and everything in between. This is the first of an ongoing series of their adventures in standup comedy. 

The Wannabes praise movies that none of them have seen, reveal a scandal in the Zaragosa house, then dive deep into the news to relive adventures with creeper cops, Six Flags and high school wrestling. Please subscribe on iTunes and follow us on Facebook! We're also on Stitcher Radio! Hit us up with any questions or comments at americanwannabespodcast@gmail.com

Jerry, Jesus, and Christian discuss the origin of President's Day and thenot so glory days of their sports "careers"  Please subscribe on iTunes and follow us on Facebook! Hit us up with any questions or comments at americanwannabespodcast@gmail.com