Now That I'm Older

Hello and welcome to two guys who remember when Santa was real and so were Pam Anderson's boobs or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older. This week we start out with a story about Shane's son getting him his first ever Christmas gift. Then we move into how Kenny may very well be the love guru on NTIO, at least when it comes to getting older chicks. Then we discover Kenny's penis might not be as perfect as he imagines it to be. Then we close out with the tale of how Atlanta was gripped by a freak snowstorm for a couple days. This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Relevant Source Podcast; Dad At Life Podcast and Your New Opinion and spun promos for Two Peas On A Pod and TwistedPhilly . So check out the show and this year, instead of giving gifts to your friends and family, just give them little slips of paper with our website address, inside a card. On the card you can write, "Dear (enter loved one's name), Listen to this and thank me later". But don't do that with your kids. They will rev

Hello and welcome to a show with two guys who remember when Kevin Spacey was Kaiser Soze and not a perv, or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older. This week we drop into a story where Shane tries to do something nice for his Maw Maw at Christmas, but he screws it up royally. Then we drop into a story about a set of cursed drums that belonged to Shane and where he sold them. And finally we close the show with a story about Kenny's peculiar relationship with mothers that are not his own. This week we shouted out the following #PodernFamily shows: TALKS ON DOCS; Boo, Y'all and Not Your Little Lady and spun promos for 365Flicks Podcast and SuddenDoubleDeep . So check out the show and tell everyone you know who owns a bird about it. No particular reason, other than I find birds and the people that own them to be odd and it will be better that it is you talking to them than me! Have a great week!

Hello fellow travelers and welcome to the post-Thanksgiving NTIO. Are you sick of leftovers yet? Do you hate the idea of another Turkey sandwich or pot pie, or warmed over Mac and Cheese so much that you're ready to scream? Well good, we're glad you had a great Thanksgiving and gross leftovers are part of it. So stop whining and let's get on to this week's show. We start out with a story about never playing around on the phone and the consequences when you do. Then we move into talking about how Kenny ran away from home as a little child, but did not get that far. Then we close the show with a story about how Shane is half the man he used to be...literally. This week we shouted out these awesome #PodernFamily shows: Anansi Storytime; I'm Talking To Jew and the Podcast Review Show and spun promos for: EveryoneHasAPodcast and Grawlix Podcast . So check out the show and tell every person you know who is already complaining about people saying "X-mas" instead of "Christmas" about the show. It's apparent that so

Welcome back to another episode with two guys who still remember sitting up with their parents to watch the Thanksgiving Day Parade on Thanksgiving morning or as we call it, Now That I'm Older. This week is a little different than most weeks, because we're skipping the intro story and getting straight into it. This week we bring back some of our favorite clips from this year including Shane and his wife digging ditches, Kenny being in the mafia and close out with a super crazy cow in Ireland. This week we spun promos for these #PodernFamily shows: The Countdown Pod and Soiled Restroom Cinema . Check out these shows and tell us So check out the show and tell everyone you know about it, at the Thanksgiving table. You know, in between the lumpy mashed potatoes and the dry turkey, look over at that creepy uncle you have and ask him if he knows what a podcast is. If he doesn't you'll be able to kill like 45 minutes saying things like "It's like a radio show, but on the internet" and stuff like "you can l

This week we start out with a story about how some dreams die in a Sunday School class. Then we move on to the story of Kenny and Shane trying to outrun the cops, to avoid a ticket. Then we move on to a story of Shane's dad outrunning the cops in a way more epic way than Shane and Kenny ever could have. Then we close out the show with the tale of Kenny being a secret agent, kinda. This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Think To the Brink ; Southern Hollows and Heebie Jeebie Babes and we spun promos for Ice And The Face and The Mike Jolitz Show. So check out the show and tell every person you know about it. Especially anyone you know who owns a snake. It takes a certain kind of person to own a snake and we believe that person will love NTIO. Or maybe because Shane is mortally afraid of snakes and afraid that one day all the snake owners will rise up in a revolution and he's hoping to keep them calm before then. Either way, tell them all about the show.

Hello and welcome to another week of a show where the hosts remember when the Simpsons were still just a skit on another show, or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older. This week we start out talking about the beginning stages of online dating and how it sometimes could be a little scary. Then we jump into talking about Kenny's trip to Texas and all the craziness (or lack thereof) that went along with it. Then we close the show out talking about one of everyone's favorite topics, doctors and how sometimes they can be real pieces of...work. Then we close the show out talking about how Quik powder and Quik overall sucks, whether it is chocolate or strawberry! This week we shouted out the following #PodernFamily shows: HELLoLIFEWTF; Around the World in 80's Movies and FantasyFootballNoise. We also spun promos for ThatFilmStewPodcast and Two Peas On A Pod. So check out the show and tell everyone you know about it. Even the hipster guy pecking away at his typewriter while you try to enjoy your coff

Hello and welcome to a show with two guys who remember when Scott Baio had a relevant acting career and wasn't a total dick, or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older. This week we start out with a story about how sometimes guys can be really stubborn, all the way until they can't be anymore. Then we move into talking about our time in band, but mostly we talk about one time Shane got ratted out by Kenny for doing something embarrassing. Then we move into talking about Kenny beating up handicapped people and his fear of quadriplegics. This week we shouted out the following #PodernFamily shows: How to Read Sage and Savant; Crit Squad and spun promos for: Podian of the Galaxy and So I Married a Geek. So check out the show and tell everyone you know named Terry about it. If they're a guy, tell them that you're sorry their parents gave them a unisex name that leans feminine and if they're a girl, tell them Kenny is single. Either way, tell the Terry's about us!

Hello and welcome to a show where the hosts know that Nightmare Before Christmas can't be a Christmas movie or a Halloween movie, because it's both or as we call it, Now That I'm Older! This week we start off with a story about a ghost that was more into mischief than really scaring people. Then we move into talking about Halloween, from the people that give kids religious pamphlets in their bags to the crazy stuff we got in our bags, like candy cigarettes, raisins, dental floss and a lot more. Then we close the show out talking about how Kenny may have attempted to murder Shane's brother, around 20 years ago! This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Brains Gone Bad Podcast; WrestlingNrdAlliance and Talking Taker Podcast and we spun promos for: The What If? Podcast and The After Movie Diner Podcast. So check out the show and tell all your friends about it. Also, make sure to tell anyone who is not letting their kid dress up as Moana or a samurai or an indian because they think it's cultural appro

Hello and welcome to another week of two guys who remember when Mel B was just a Spice Girl or as we call it, Now That I'm Older. This week we start out with a story of an agoraphobic record producer and learning when to speak up. Then we have a story about heading to Savannah for the weekend and how Kenny got separated from the rest of the party. Then we move to a story about drones in Australia and we discuss if the original explorers were great men or just the best players ever at a game of global dibs! This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: The Filmmakers Podcast; Are We Doing This Right? and Who Invited This Guy? and spun promos for Insession Film Podcast and Jake and Tom Conquer the World. So check out the show and tell every person you know who doesn't like bacon about the show. Because let's face it, if someone doesn't like bacon, they probably are pretty bitter about life and you could give them the gift of NTIO and maybe brighten their otherwise soulless existence.

Hello and welcome back to a show about guys with bad knees, bad backs and bad attitudes or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older. This week starts out with a harrowing tale of being in a life and death situation with a friend you don't even like. Then we move into our first foray into politics, but trust us, when we say, we do not get serious and it is mostly Shane trying to steer Kenny back onto the path of good radio. Then we move into talking about the stupidest thing we've ever had done to us and talk about a girl who definitely allowed someone to do something way stupider to her than we ever have. This week we shouted out the following #PodernFamily shows Hi Hungry I’m Dad; Book’n Bitch and the Wicked Sweet!!! Pod. We also spun promos for Netflix and Swill and All The Time We Have. So check out the show and tell as many people as you can about the show and instead of a witty comment down here this week, we just wanna say, be kind to each other. With all the nonsense and negativity in the world, be

Hello and welcome to a show where one guy is in his 40's and the other is teetering on his mid-life crisis, right behind him or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older. This week we jump in with how you can get a puppy and expect great things, but sometimes you end up with a monster. Then we discuss how our dad's both had bad tempers that led to them getting into fights and both of us were there. We close the show out with a WorldStar update from Kenny and then we figure out if we are prepared or unprepared for a zombie apocalypse. This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: These Guys Podcast; Wretched Wrestling Podcast ; Apple Slice Podcast and we spun promos for Who Spiked the Puns? and More Gooder Than Podcast . So check out the show and tell us what you think...and seriously get into it. Give it to us. We really wanna know what you guys think about this little shindig! Do you like the show? Are you guys out there? IS ANYONE EVEN READING THIS? Seriously, let us know what you guys t

Hello and welcome to a show about getting older and knowing who your doctor is, and not only when you have an emergency, like with regular appointments and shit...or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older! This week we start out with a story about how much trouble you could get in while chilling with your cousin. Then we move into a story about someone called, "Nipple Man" and how this nutjob got away with being gross for years. Then we move into chatting about a guy who may have solved the riddle of high alcohol prices at concerts or a communist. This week we shouted out these #PoderrnFamily podcasts Future Film Pod; Out of Touch Nerds; The Brohio Podcast. We also spun promos for: Odd Dad Out and Rabbit Ears TV Podcast. So check out the show and tell all your friends about it. Yes, even your uncle Larry. You know the one. He's been in jail three times but he's "not a bad guy" according to your grandma. He's the one who always brings a 6 pack of Budweiser to the cookouts and then wants to drink your craf

Hello and welcome back to a show where both of the hosts have to watch what they eat because metabolism is a real thing and that shit slows down when you're older, or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older. This week we start with a story about Shane going out to get his family's first dog. Then we move into a story where we discuss some things that were normal when we were kids, like jungle gyms made out of metal, playgrounds having gravel on the ground, riding in the back of pickups and much much more. Then later on, Shane tells us a story about how a craft beer got him to do something that he normally would never do. This week we shouted out, these #PodernFamily shows: Geek Tavern Podcast ; Keepers of the Fringe and Could of Happened. We also shouted out: Super Movie Bros. and Poop Culture. So check out the show and tell every hipster you see in a coffee shop, typing on a typewriter with a ridiculously long beard and a scarf in warm weather about the show. Their life is pretty devoid of happiness, so

Hello and welcome to a show where the hosts are old enough to rent a car and damn proud of it, or as we call it, Now That I'm Older. First up we talk about how sometimes you get to the end of your leash with your friend and you have to take a stand. This week we talk about a flaw in the Dark Knight we found, Kenny's Gang and Police Connections and a guy who gets trapped in an ATM. This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily: LaughFinder Podcast ; The Aidan Project and She Hates Wrestling Podcast and we spun promos for Jake and Tom Conquer the World and Geek Yogurt Podcast. So check out the show and tell everyone guy you know who still has a wallet chain about the show. Chances are they are in a band, past their twenties or live in a trailer or don't have anything in their wallet worth stealing, but they probably could use a laugh today and that laugh could be Now That I'm Older!

Hello and welcome back to another week of your favorite middle aged crusaders, or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older. This week we start off with a story about how sometimes you can be caught completely off guard by someone you thought was cool. Then we move into the DIY project gone wrong at Shane's house and Kenny letting Shane know how stupid he was for doing it himself. Then we visit the Deathnote controversy, surrounding the new Netflix version and finally we ask the question, how in the hell did Shane tie Kenny for the poll on who was more likely to go to jail!?!? This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: The Burgers and Fries Podcast; Unbecoming of Age and WokeNFree . We also spun promos for ThreeIsComedy and Soiled Restroom Cinema . So check out the show and tell every living soul you know about it. Seriously...you. YES YOU. The one who always reads the show notes, but never tells anyone about the show...TELL EVERYONE. If we don't see an increase in our numbers, we're gonna call yo

Hello and welcome to a show with two guys who have finally started contributing to a 401K or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older. This week we start off with a story about how sometimes you are not the hero you would like to be. Then we move into an episode we are calling the Omnibus. We talk about everything from Tom Wopat to Silverback Gorillas vs Grizzly Bears, and finally why having roommates usually sucks. We're basically all over the place. Then we close out with the latest installment of "This Week with Da Boss!". This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: The Curto & Keasty Show ; The Escape Podcast and the Banana Split Pod . We also spun promos for: Everyone Has a Podcast In Poor Taste . So thanks for checking out the show and be sure to tell every guy with a long beard and no mechanical skills about it. You know the type. The guy who uses soy in his latte and has the beard down to his belt but can't change his own tire or swing a hammer. That guy. Tell him about it bec

Hello ladies and gentleman and welcome back to another week of Now That I'm Older! This week we start out with a story about trying to figure out what your kid is thinking and failing at it. Then we move into a story about how normal everyday items may in fact be trying to kill you. Some examples include a fire hydrant, a dessert spook, a flashlight and so much more. From our show this week, it seems like you can get killed just minding your own business sometimes. This week we shouted out: Kaiju Transmissions ; Ranks for Nothin’; and Erroneous Opinions . We also spun promos for Gareth’s Random Ramblings and for Podians of the Galaxy . So check out the show and tell everyone you know who owns a boat about the show. Let's be real here...owning a boat can be awesome, but there's all the maintenance and all the repair bills. There's also the people who constantly want you to take the boat out...so much so that sometimes you'd rather just sell the boat or take those people out and just drop them off

Hello and welcome to another episode of wondering when the kids all started looking like adults, or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older. This week we start out with how trying to be a nice guy can come back to bite you in the ass. Then we move into how Shane is more willing to do backbreaking labor than to spend money. Then we move into how Kenny's Grandma is more willing to have a garden than a retaining wall. This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Most Notorious!; I Am One With My Soul and the Nudging 30 Podcast and we spun promos for Twisted Philly Podcast and the Boondoggle Podcast. So check out the show and tell every single chick you know, who owns a cat about it. Listen guys and gals, if she doesn't have a boyfriend or a husband and lives alone with a cat, well let's just say she may need a little pick me up, and we can be that pick me up. Come on. Don't save all the NTIO to yourself ya selfish bastard, Share!!!

Hello and welcome back to another installment of wondering how in the hell this stuff on the radio passes for music these days. Mumble Rap? What's a mumble rap anyway? Or as we like to call this little shindig, Now That I'm Older. This week we open up with how sometimes honesty was the best policy. Then we move into some of the things that were awesome when Kenny and I were in elementary school. Then we have some breaking news that Da Boss was recently in jail! Then we close the show with how Kenny brought a girl he is not going to remember to a very important event in both of Shane and Kenny's lives but Kenny denies she was a stranger. This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Films on Trial; Consensually Speaking ; No Promises* Pod. We also rolled promos for: More Gooder Than Podcast and The Mike Jolitz Show. So check out the show and tell everyone you know on a beach about it. Even that sunburned guy who left change on his stomach and now has these quarter sized holes tattooed in

Hello and welcome back to another installment of two dudes talking about how life was then and how life is now or as we call it, Now That I'm Older!   This week we start off with a story about the time that Shane's dog almost got him into real trouble with his neighbor that he had never met.  Then we move into a topic that many of us can relate to.  That is the subject of getting fired from your job, when you are a teenager.  Now many of us do many dumb things, but for Kenny, one time he did something really dumb and got busted/fired for it (due to his Mom snitching on him) and another time his job fired him on his day off.  For Shane, there is no way around it. . . it was just something dumb he did to get fired. This week we shouted out these#PodernFamily shows: The Duke Riley Podcast, The Bottomless Pit Podcast and Sexperts Podcast. We also spun promos for The Countdown Tv and Movie Reviews and The Grawlix Podcast. Be sure to check them out as soon as you can! So check out the show this week and tell ever