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#96 - Welcome to world of no feelings, no art, lots of drugs, and extreme pistol whipping.  That's right, we are discussing Equilibrium starring Christian Bale, Sean Bean and Robert the Bruce.  We really enjoy this movie and listen to us gush about Gun Kata, face splitting, puppy loving and more.  Also, Sean Bean dies..Spoiler Alert.  At the end of the episode we start our countdown to Star Wars: The Force Awakens by doing our Top 5 favorite additions in the "Special Editions   Category: Movies HSF Rating Jeff-5, Alex-5, Scott-5

#95 - In this episode we take a trip into the seedy underbelly of idyllic British towns with ultra action buddy-cop Edgar Wright offering, Hot Fuzz. We also discuss what Haley Joel Osment has been up to, the dangers of combining copious amounts of alcohol and golf, and the upcoming sure-to-be-great Mr. Show reunion. Enjoy!   Category: Movies HSF Rating Jeff-5, Alex-6, Scott-7

#94- The gang takes a trip down under...WATER, in this episode. Listen as the gang contemplates the feelings of fish, top Hollywood earners, and Scott's continuing nausea.   Category: Movies HSF Rating Jeff-5, Alex-5, Scott-4

#93 - In this episode we talk about our favorite PC vidoe games for the 80s and 90s.  Choplifter, Oregon Trail, Math Blaster, Zork, Sam and Max, Tie Fighter, Warcraft, and of course Counter Strike are all discussed.  We talk about what it was like trying to get the sound card working correctly, dialing in to your friend's pc, and all other issues that gamers went through in order to play their video games.  We hope you enjoy it.   Category: Video Games

#92 - To get into the mainframe this week we talk about Hollywood hacking classic, Hackers. We also talk about the potential box office smashing of The Force Awakens, real life hacking in the 90's, and the realistic portrayal of high school students in Beverly Hills 90210. Enjoy!   Category: Movies HSF Rating Jeff-3, Alex-5, Scott-6

#91- The gang gets lost in the world of Labyrinth this week! Join us as we ponder the Bulge of Bowie, reminisce about getting served by Hoggle, and settle once and for all which is better: CGI or Muppets.   Category: Movies HSF Rating Jeff-3, Alex-5, Scott-5

#90 - This week we talk about a bunch of video game testers that work at Brainasiam in the movie, "Grandma's Boy"  Lots of rauncy jokes and geek humor that always make us laugh.  Although Adam Sandler is not in this film, it is made by his company and you can definitely feel his presence  (is that good or bad?)  Anyway, we love it and hope you do too.   Category: Movies HSF Rating Jeff-6, Alex-6, Scott-5

#89 - This time around we delve into the cinema of the Carribean by discussing the beginning of the Tom Cruise international action-adventure spy franchise, Mission: Impossible. We also talk about spacious air ducts, the Pentium numbering system, and what happens when a man comes to kick ass and chew bubblegum and runs out of said bubblegum. Enjoy!   Category: Movies HSF Rating Jeff-5, Alex-5, Scott-5

#88 - This week we talk about the great animated kung fu epic Kung Fu Panda! Order some great dimsum to go and listen to us talk about almost anything except for Kung Fu Panda like, voice acting, Shrek, and the raping tendancies of velociraptors. Enjoy!   Category: Movies HSF Rating Jeff-3, Alex-6, Scott-6

#87 - We finally talk about one of our favorite movies, Pulp Fiction.  Quentin Tarantino's master piece is one of our all time favorites and we can't stop gushing about it.  Samuel L. Jackson, Uma Thurman, and John Travolta are at their finest.  Also, we discuss the cameo of Jerry Seinfeld. Enjoy.   Category: Movies HSF Rating Jeff-7, Alex-7, Scott-7

#86 - This time we go over one of the foundational comic book movies and pillar of Marvel cinematic popularity, the first X-Men movie. We also go over Liev Shrieber's sideburns, Mutant couture, and how Obi-Wan was kind of a jerk. Enjoy!   Category: Movies HSF Rating Jeff-6, Alex-5, Scott-6

#85 - Kumite! Kumite! Kumite! This week we talk about the greatest martial arts tournement movie of all time. No not Master of the Flying Guillotine, Bloodsport! The incredible true and totally not made up story of Frank Dux.   Category: Movies HSF Rating Jeff-5, Alex-5, Scott-5

#84 - To celebrate the U.S. Independence Day, we discuss the movie, "Independence Day"  We talk about how America has to save the world, and thanks to a Power Mac, humanity is saved.  Also, who could forget President Lonestar's speech and the heroics for Randy Quaid.  Enjoy!   Category: Movies HSF Rating Jeff-6, Alex-6, Scott-4

#83 - This time around we dip our toes into romantic comedy and ice hockey movies by talking about physics defying figure skating classic, The Cutting Edge. We also talk about the many job titles of Schwarzenegger, the skating prowess of Russell Crowe, and the CGI shame of Cersei Lannister. Enjoy!   Category: Movies HSF Rating Jeff-5, Alex-5, Scott-6

#82 - We discuss the modern Disney film about video games.   Category: Movies HSF Rating Jeff-4, Alex-6 Scott-4

#81 - This time around we talk about the noir classic tale of corruption and violence in old Los Angles, L.A. Confidential. We also talk about some of the dangers of parking in the Ciudad, recount as story of Sean Connery versus a gangster, and pay tribute to the great Cristopher Lee. Enjoy!   Category: Movies HSF Rating Jeff-4, Alex-4, Scott-6

#80 - In this episode we talk about one of the greatest video game universes of all time, "Zelda"  From the opening game on NES to the latest incarnations on the Wii and Wii-U, these games have always been fun.  We talk about how we discovered the games and which ones are our favorites.  Enjoy while we talk about Link, Hyrule. Gannon, and those damn shield eating pancakes!   Category: Video Games HSF Rating Jeff-7, Alex-7, Scott-7

#79 - You are killing me, Smalls!  Baseball, Summer, and Boys.  We discuss this classic baseball movie, and we may even pickle the beast.   Category: Movies

#78 - What are you looking at, Dick Nose?  First time guest, Tricia, and husband Matt discuss Michael J. Fox's classic, "Teen Wolf"  An instant classic that makes us all wish we had a Boof.   Category: Movies HSF Rating Jeff-5, Alex-5, Scott-3

#77 - In this terrible movie we talk about nerds and video games.  (This is what happens when Scott and Alex don't properly fill out the description.)   Category: Movies HSF Rating Jeff-3, Alex-6, Scott-7