Phoenix Educational Programming

Matt Storrs explains the importance of using an abacus to keep track of your paychecks and the benefits of perpetual credit surfing. Personal Finance expert* Andrew Tavin (https://www.andrewtavin.com/) gives Matt 3 out of 4 crimes of accuracy! The least fun spiral and how to tell the difference from the very fun spirograph. The best way to get hit by a bus, for profit! Plus, what separates a pickpocket from a mentalist * See episode for the disclaimer Learn more: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/house-of-house-a-house-rewatch-podcast/id1585564666 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/matt-storrs/support

Matt Storrs explains that one of the best ways to express gratitude is through the art of unsolicited advice. Comedian and gratitude expert, Ralph Anthony (ralphthemouth81) has some concerns over Matt's understanding. The best items to use to add something spicy to your tips. How bringing individually wrapped earplugs can save someone's day and their hearing. The importance of strong eye contact when receiving gratitude. The best way to select shoulder pads to fight off your neighbors trying to buy trendy cookies. Plus, how to cure arthritis with raisins and gin. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/matt-storrs/support

What Snow White and the Seven Dwarves can teach us about effective storytelling. Comedian and storytelling expert Jeff Simmermon (https://www.jeffsimmermon.com/) finds some flaws with Matt's articulation of story dynamics. They share storytelling tips and pitfalls. Matt notes the dangers of rabid puffins. How to tell a story to sell even the most unexpected products. The secrets Bill Burr can teach about returning to ideas. How Jon Bon Jovi and Chuck Schumer bonded over a melted fiber optic cable. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/matt-storrs/support

Matt Storrs explains how to determine if you should befriend someone based on their favorite Kurt Vonnegut book. Expert, comedian, and "kind but generous" lover, Lou Moon details his vast admiration and knowledge of Mr. Vonnegut. The best way to choose who reads you your Vonnegut. Why Mickey Rourke turned down the role of a lifetime. Plus, the importance of admiring people for who they are and not what they could be. Learn more: https://www.vonnegutlibrary.org/ https://www.careeronestop.org/LocalHelp/CommunityServices/find-libraries.aspx?location=11105&radius=25 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/matt-storrs/support

Matt Storrs celebrates one year of Mattsplaining by explaining the best ways to use event coordination to launder money. Coree Spencer (I'M NOT OK, YOU'RE NOT OK) notes that might not be fully accurate. The importance of having BCBE (big clipboard energy) How Oktoberfest started as an investment in product futures and raffle tickets. the importance of intimidation in event planning. Learning to not take everything on yourself. How using wedding websites for unintended purposes can be shockingly helpful. Learn More: https://www.abramsbooks.com/product/im-not-ok-youre-not-ok-fill-in-book_9781419740466/?fbclid=IwAR1BFCRwaJmk0bwwHUgrmUK2OIlD0L62pbuqt_-8dDmq04C2IqlNpuCMkf4 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/matt-storrs/support

Matt Storrs provides his questionable and inspired basis is for his Dungeons and Dragons and Index Card RPG characters. Comedian, Table Top Role Playing Game/actual play journalist, and expert Rowan Zeoli (linktr.ee/rowanzeoli) dives into what Matt espoused about the Satanic Panic and and the economic support of lead based companies. Matt reveals the best TTRPG to play if you're looking to learn how to flirt. Matt uses the most effective alignment chart: the Brady Bunch. How many people forget about the episodes where Bobby tried to sacrifice his fellow students. Plus, how table top RPGs can be used as therapy and collaborative creativity. Rowan teaches Matt the word "malapropism" and there's a surprising revelation about James Franco. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/matt-storrs/support

Matt Storrs explains the funding methods of Phish stage set designs. Comedian and recent Phish convert Max Fine (@maxfine_) notes how Matt might not be as far off as he thinks he is. They delve into the mysterious world of Phish merchandising and the unofficial essential oil business. Have Phish concerts become our only remaining third space? Plus the best method to coordinate your Phish concert-going. https://www.blondemedicine.com/bm113-i-like-his-style https://www.instagram.com/maxfine_/ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/matt-storrs/support

Matt Storrs reveals the shocking revelation that jalapenos are spicier than habaneros. Comedian and HaHa Hot Sauce founder, Dave Yates (@yatescomedy) lets Matt know that his understanding of spiciness might not be as sound as he thinks. They discuss the hot sauce nibble method to making consistent hot sauce and the secret way that pepper spray is made. The dangers of hot sauce manufacturing and how to best send a frantic email. Plus, alternative methods of merchandising for comedians. Learn more: https://www.instagram.com/hahahotsauce https://www.instagram.com/yatescomedy https://www.tiktok.com/@yatescomedy --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/matt-storrs/support

Matt Storrs explains the one huge thing people overlook in studying for citizenship. Comedian and "resident alien" Karthik Lavangu (@karthiklavangucomic) brings first-hand knowledge and experience to Matt's questionable understanding. The little-known drought of double-jointed Americans and the immigrants that can save us. The various tests for citizenship and how knowing about Senifield can win you points with your evaluator. The unexpected vibe checks within the visa process. How Jerry O'Connell's Pictionary has helped countless people become US citizens. They discuss the quota system and how being from Luxenburg might make getting a visa a lot faster. Learn more: @holicowcomedy @karthiklavangucomic https://www.karthiklavangu.com/ Plus - thanks to Ryan Lawson (@beatblenderstudios) for making the theme music for the show! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/matt-storrs/support

Matt Storrs "knows" quite a bit about the real estate market in New York City. Claire Lichtenstein (@clichtenstein) calmly explains that Matt's knowledge might have some gaps in his understanding. Could there be multi-million dollar apartments in each borough filled with dirt like The New York Earth Room? What might happen with the thousands of apartments sitting empty around the city? How rent-controlled apartments influence the real estate market. Lobbyists in real estate and the ethical dilemmas of lobbying. How brokers make everyone's life more difficult. Toilets in the kitchen might not be a misguided way for stock brokers to save time in the mornings. Listen to the inner workings of real estate, apartments, and rental listings in NYC. Plus, the benefits of apartment hunting on a first date. Plus - thanks to Ryan Lawson (@⁠beatblenderstudios)⁠ for making the theme music for the show! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/matt-storrs/support

Matt Storrs regals us with the numerous celebrities that were a part and almost a part of Mortal Kombat in the first episode of MATTSPLAINING season 3. Lifelong Kombatat and Komedian Rob Maebe, respectfully corrects Matt while confirming the surprising connection of Abe Vigoda in the game series. It's amazing what secret characters and moves people have been able to find. The two discuss Jean Claude Van Damme and NetherRealm Studios' 30-year attempt to bring him into the fold. They also discuss the failed inclusion of Steven Segal and how things may have worked out in a different timeline. How the titan that is Mortal Kombat saved house music. Plus, the secrets of adolescent male bonding. Learn More: https://robmaebe.com https://www.instagram.com/rob.maebe Plus - thanks to Ryan Lawson (@⁠beatblenderstudios)⁠ for making the theme music for the show! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/matt-storrs/support

Matt Storrs "explains" how accents and dialects help us cope with trauma. Dialect coach Jordan Yanko listens, analyzes, and breaks down Matt's many errors. They discuss how people develop accents and how dialects shape our identity. Matt notes how foreign accent syndrome heals the brain and body and how dialects can be used for jaw and muscle health. How Matt "overcame" his fear of needles and DID NOT pass out when he had blood drawn. Plus, an introduction on how to do the Matt Storrs accent. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/matt-storrs/support

Matt Storrs "explains" the surprising connection between military intelligence, board games, hackathons, and Japanese professional wrestling. Krangus Gillespie casts doubt on some of Matt's understanding. What is it like to be in intelligence and to work finding information in Afghanistan. They discuss how it's not always playing the game but your ability to pay attention to the rules. What military intelligence can help us figure out about finding the next ace in Japanese professional wrestling. The shocking similarities of table top RPGs and military intelligence. Plus, why mom's make the best interrogators and how military intelligence is like scientology. Learn More: https://www.krangus.com/ https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cicada_3301?fbclid=IwAR3ZC2inX2kBUfIluTXyu4Tn7LQ4JrPfBbs7BAKW1cKUOHW9jP3EsrjvOgo --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/matt-storrs/support

Matt Storrs explains how multiple different alcohols can be used to elevate baking and inhibit gluten production. Adrien Behn (Strangers Abroad Podcast) finds solace in the potential cure for Celiac disease. Adrien discusses what it's like to work as a baker and Matt insists on exposing "Big Apron." There may even be a few baking trade secrets that absolutely do not violate any NDAs (non- demi-glace agreements). Plus how Matt ruined a relationship through baking. More about Adrien: Adrien Behn loves planting herself into thorny conversations. She finds herself most comfortable there. She was a lost soul and a cliché after college and decided to pack her bags to travel the world. She has since traveled to 30+ countries as a solo female backpacker. Along the way, Adrien accidentally found a way to unite her degrees in Psychology & Gender Studies with her love of storytelling through podcasting. She has self-produced her first podcast and blog Strangers Abroad.  Strangers Abroad is a serie

Matt Storrs uncovers the truth about the evil form of Jazz: Zzaj. Danny Doyle (@badcactusaz) explains that jazz is more a musical language, though Zzaj is something to fear. They discuss the importance of having a smooth jazz voice. Matt notes the new wave of jazz instruments including the moonshine jug and the avant-garde jazz performers using washboards and bassoons. Danny gives Matt the most creative accuracy rating to date. Much like poetry, jazz has the need for special hats. Matt reveals his eclectic music tastes. Plus, how jazz is like anime. Learn more: https://www.instagram.com/badcactusaz/ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/matt-storrs/support

Matt Storrs details the different types of cats in ancient Egypt. Aleshia Fessel listens and calmly articulates the differences between different types of cats and important considerations when dealing with people with allergies. Cat confusion with mirror cat transformations. The advancements in pet technology are pur-found. Plus cat attempts to inspire tears for the wonderful saltiness. Learn More: Ask a Veterinarian (on FB) Pet Vet Corner (on FB) --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/matt-storrs/support

Matt Storrs mentions the various Star Trek religions and Gene Roddenberry's desire to get them to catch on to make a cash grab. Alex Fleming (The Bloodwine Boyz) uses a wealth of knowledge to correct and add to Matt's knowledge. The original plan was for Riker to join the Borg. Lascivious tested too well and was far too sexy. The ACE community and their connections to Star Trek. Plus, juicy Star Trek casting rumors and secrets with Star Trek Voyager Genevieve Bujold and Kate Mulgrew. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/matt-storrs/support

Matt Storrs explains the tumultuous nature of parenting and participating in youth sports. Darlene Hayden (@darlizzle) notes the importance of trusting a child to find the athletic activities they most enjoy. Do they want to go for traditional sports, or something different like BMX, Jiu Jitsu, or hockey in the desert? How to deal with difficult parents and the logistics of a passionate athletic child. Plus, the sweet origins of youth gambling. Learn more: BMX USA Hockey --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/matt-storrs/support

Matt Storrs explains a young boy's concerns over his watch obsession lead to a difficult conversation about his possible werewolf diagnosis. Sammie James (sammiesamjames) details the transformational power of werewolf media and how those stories can be surprisingly helpful. Plus, the healing and spiritual experience of watching horror movies. https://youtu.be/y-l7Rfs7DLQ Learn more diversityhorror --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/matt-storrs/support

"Accuracy" returns as Matt Storrs explains the big conditioner's hold on Romanic novels. Expert and writer Liz Zerkel (https://lizzerkel.com/) cannot confirm the influence of hot models on your book cover on conditioner sales, but there's likely a connection. There's a discussion of the highest quality alien romantic "text" that is Earth Girls are Easy. Plus, the importance of letting your characters choose the color of wallpaper they pick for their beloved who's locked away. Hungry for Love --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/matt-storrs/support