Kicked In The Dicebags!

     In which, Jonathan & Chris take their guest down to Brazil for squirts and giggles.  Petition for a KitD convention at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com   Music: "Kicked in the Dicebags" by Stu Venable Explicit Intro: Danielle Hosmun Special Guest: John Kelly from the Jankcast

       In which, Chris and Jonathan celebrate a year in podcasting, get pulled over, and side against Aron Head. Send your sexual resumes to kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com   Music: "Kicked in the Dicebags" by Stu Venable Explicit Intro: Danielle Hosmun [00:03:00] A Retrospective [00:09:00] KitD Endgame [00:14:00] Forum Controversy/ Chick Issues [00:25:00] Fuck da Poe Leese [01:07:00] Aron Head is Wrong!

  This is Chris' blaxploitation game from Fear the Con III. Special thanks to Bob Arens a.k.a. Martian Bob for recording this session.

     In which, Chris, Jonathan, and Michael cover all the topics that podcasters forbid. Sext us at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com   Music: "Kicked in the Dicebags" by Stu Venable Explicit Intro: Walt Snider Bumper: Dan Repergger Screws Sharks: Michael Mills   [00:01:00] The Marriage Ref[00:08:00] Swinging & Exibitionism[00:13:00] The Sex Bucket List[00:18:00] Sexting[00:32:00] Religion & Politics[00:45:00] Dating Background Checks[00:51:00] Postcards from the Dungeon[00:56:00] Danielle & Kristin

   In which, Aron shoots the shit with a trio of KitD listeners. Mad props to these motherfuckers, as thay had me in tears. Disagree if you dare at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com   Music: "Kicked in the Dicebags" by Stu Venable Moderator: Aron Head Guests: HP Lustcraft aka "Lars" RiotInferno aka "John" Tyrannis aka "Liam"

   In which, Jonathan watches trannies while Joe watches chick flicks. Bring the hate to kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com   Music: "Kicked in the Dicebags" by Stu Venable Bumper: Zac Ashmore Explicit Intro: Joe Rossi Georgia X Link    

     In which, Jonathan eats pussy for an hour and Paulie jerks off for ten seconds. Tell us about your cat's pajamas at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com   Music: "Kicked in the Dicebags" by Stu Venable Explicit Intro: Michael Mills Special Guest: Paul Aponte from Ideology of Madness   [00:01:00] - [01:03:00] SEX

 This episode Chris calls a jihad on Levelator in the absence of Jonathan. And the guys Apolloyon and Mark Kinney get together for a late night circle wank to discuss Jon's birthday, dealbreakers in con gaming and what do you for prep, comics tangent, Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey and then the ever raging conflict of romance building outside the table with gaming committment. Send the good robot Us'es to kick Jonathan's ass  25 times at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com.

  In which, Jonathan, Chris, R1B, & Jenn ramble on in a drunken state about everything from yeast infections to football. Criticize Jonathan for being too lazy to do show notes at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com

     In which, Chris, Jonathan, and an even older man escape from the white man's planet, consider Kicked in the Prunes, lose their virginities, pound girls into the floorboards, and support gambling in Alabama. Lobby against us at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com.   Music: "Kicked in the Dicebags" by Stu Venable Explicit Intro: Michael Mills Special Guest: Stu Venable from Happy Jack's RPG Podcast   [00:02:00] Chris' Blaxsploitation Game[00:12:30] The Old-Man Cast[00:25:00] Our First Times[00:47:00] The Downside of Deflowering[01:01:00] GMing is like Sex[01:31:30] Race Issues[01:36:00] Some Ignorant Shit[02:17:00] Stu's Super Bowl Announcement    

   So, before recording with Stu Venable for episode 45, Chris and Jonathan got on mic to recap and comment on Jonathan's recent date. Enjoy!

      In which, Jonathan is an asshole, Chris is not, and Appollyon is somewhere in-between. Show us your alternate positions at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.comMusic: "Kicked in the Dicebags" by Stu VenableExplicit Intro: Walt SniderDrunk: Appollyon[00:08:30] Haiti, Wayne, & Religion[00:22:00] Logan's Run[00:27:00] Plans for Fear the Con III[00:34:30] The Blackest Host of Fear the Boot[00:40:00] Dealing with Douchebags & Pussies[01:19:30] GMing Without Having Fun

   In which, Jonathan wants to crawl a dungeon, Runester advises against advice, and Wayne has sex with his wife...a lot. Humorless pricks can ask us what this has to do with gaming at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.comMusic: "Kicked in the Dicebags" by Stu VenableExplicit Intro: Michael MillsSpecial Guest: Wayne from Fear the BootBrowsing 4Chan: Runester[00:02:30] Guesting on a Podcast[00:17:00] Funny Books Rick Remender Interview (Preview)[00:20:00] Fear the Boot[00:28:00] Other Podcasts & Actual Plays[00:41:30] Kevin Smith, George Carlin, Full House[00:48:00] Nostalgia - You Can't Go Back[00:52:30] Comics[01:25:30] Superhero Role-playing Games[01:34:00] Fear the Con III[02:01:00] House Rules

   In which, Chris becomes an Ancient One, Jonathan discovers breath play, & Joe goes on a date with a zombie. Send your personals to kickedinthedicebags@gmail.comMusic: "Kicked in the Dicebags" by Stu VenableExplicit Intro: Michael MillsBumper: Dan ReppergerOnce Bitten: Joe Rossi[00:05:00] Chris Turns 39[00:08:00] Geek Mid-Life Crisis[00:13:00] Online Dating[00:28:00] Having Kids Young[00:36:00] Dating & Children[01:01:30] Outro

   In which, Chris & Jonathan host a pod-curious MILF to discuss video games. Join the Circle of Hate at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.comMusic: "Kicked in the Dicebags" by Stu VenableExplicit Intro: Michael MillsSpecial Guest: Kimberly Unger, Video Game Designer[00:01:00] Paul Tevis[00:03:45] Trapcast Jenisodes[00:04:30] Various Films[00:11:00] Star Trek Video Games[00:13:45] Show & Guest Introductions[00:16:15] A Thank You to Jess Hartley (!?)[00:17:00] Robert Bohl[00:18:30] Clinton R. Nixon[00:21:30] Kim's Background[00:35:30] Comic Books, Con Games, & Design Documents[00:41:30] Intellectual Properties[01:00:00] Indie Sex[01:03:15] Kids Today[01:10:30] Pathetic Eye Candy[01:17:00] Fan Service[01:26:00] Femdom Rape[01:58:00] Roleplaying in the Bedroom[02:16:00] Our New Year's ResolutionsAddendum: Apologies everyone for the truncated episode after 2:20 going forward what you heard after our initial goodbyes was our post wrap up discussion on the mikes that we forgot to edit out. We promise we'll do b

   In which, Chris & Jonathan relate recent ups and downs, then reflect upon 2009 in hopes of finding closure (futile) and moving forward. Send us e-mails to be publicly aired at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.comMusic: "Kicked in the Dicebags" by Stu VenableExplicit Intro: Walt SniderShow Intro: Mark Kinney

 Jonathan is under the weather with what appears to be the ITIS.. from a run in with good portions of pepperoni pizza and chugging Diet Coke. While he is recovering I figured I would take the time to thanks our fans, detractors, and people we have interviewed and all of  guests hosts on our show in 2009 which has been a wild ride. What did we learn this year..well we learned that we can survive a Judd War and that Jonathan can say fuck Paul Tevis with eloquence and grace and yet not diminish the man himself. And if you  happen to walk in from work and catch your wife fucking the family dog you should shoot her and give him a strip of bacon. And we are hoping to raise the bar for 2010 by pushing the envelope until it breaks. We wish you all a Merry Christmas and best of the New Year of 2010, the space odyssey continues.

   In which, Jonathan, Runester & Mark Kinney consider all games, defend an Ennie, recall "The Palladium Incident, and try to get kicked off of iTunes. Tell Chris your entertainment is more important than his personal life at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.comMusic: "Good Times Theme"Explicit Intro: Michael MillsSpecial Guest: Mark Kinney from All Games ConsideredKitD Appologist: Runester

  In which, Chris & Jonathan jump the (space) shark by discussing the taboo subject of...gaming. I know, wtf!? Michael still has plenty of Google Wave invites to go around, so send those entries to kickedinthedicebags@gmail.comExplicit Intro: Walt SniderIntro Clip I: The Jank Cast Episode 22Intro Clip II: Boss Nigger TrailerOther Links:Happy Jack's RPG PodcastArthroval Blog

   In which, Chris, Jonathan & R1B go on a date, bash Tiger Woods, research money-shot laws, cum on the furniture, compare beards with Dr. Meyer, consider ass-surgery, debate the merits of obesity, socialize healthcare, sue the system, & finish with a public service announcement. Tell us which Castlevania game was the best at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.comIntro Music: "The Carol of the Old Ones" by The Arkham CarolersOutro Music: "Cthulhu Lives!" by Dunwich Children's ChoraleExplicit Intro: Michael MillsJonathan's Next Rape Victim: R1B from Downunder Gamers