Lizard Liquors

Its been like 3 years of Lizard Liquors and we have never had any tequila drinks. I think that’s for good reason

Its the dreaded domestic episode. Craft beer just sucks so hard that we decided to torture ourselves for your enjoyment

Its gotten hot as balls here in the Midwest and nothing beats the heat while still getting you sufficiently sauced like a shandy

Are these beers bad? Maybe not but this showing wasn’t great. It was so bad that Austin and Ian drank an entire bottle of whiskey to help drown their sorrows. […]

Canned cocktails are chalked. But we compared them to their mixed drink counterparts anyway just for shits and giggles

We put a craft beer twist on some classic Beer Cocktails!

Oh boy, this is a clinic on how not to brew beers….

Mason Revenge (Double IPA), The Duke (Triple IPA), All Father’s Eye (Pastry Stout), Daughter of the Sea (Pastry Stout)

Lucky Lenny (Irish Red Ale), Ursa Major (Dark Baltic Porter), Beezer (DDH IPA), Cushy Black Cherry (Fruited Ale), Dark Incantations (Imperial Stout)

Gnome Runner (Cranberry Tangerine Sour Ale), Faunhorn (Cream Ale), Lycan (American Pilsner), Nephilim (Double Dry Hopped IPA), Hexed (Blackberry Apricot Sour Ale), Sasquatch Magi (Chocolate Peanut Butter Stout)

Have you ever farted into your hand to cover up the smell of pickles. Ian has. Were half of all our high school teachers were child molesters…. Yeah us too […]

Is it St Louis or St Louie?? These are the important questions you must ask yourself. Also, Where cum?! And could you fit in a coffee stirrer in your urethra? […]

So there Josh is.. Sitting at the corner of Broadway and Main without a penny in his pocket. Holding a cow bell the says “Ring For Beer” 2 Hearted Ale […]

If you like Ted Lasso, will you be offended by this weeks show? Possibly. We also have an enlightened discussion concerning the Geopolitical relationship of Cuba and The Bahamas. And […]

Night Moves (Imperial Milk Stout), Dominatrix (Triple IPA), Ceske Temny (Bohemian Dark Lager), Nilla Fluffer Nanner Nutter (Stout)

Mint Chocolate Chip Milk Stout (Left Hand) Double Milk Stout (Left Hand) Mole Milk Stout (Left Hand) Blend Barrel Aged Russian Imperial Stout 2021 (18th Street) Infinity Barrel Aged Birthday […]

Purple Poltergeist Slushian Gothic (Troon Brewing Colab) Crunchmallow Berries and Cream 4 Jungle Juice Pitchfork Punch Meme Nuggest (Windmill Colab)