Cruz Mornings With Stacie & Clayton

We talk anti-meat activists and Jack of All Trades Boomers

Would you rush a field? / "Don't worry, he's friendly!" / Record Setting Price is Right win / Flickin Butts / Scheduling texts / Perfect 10 for George Thorogood / Do you know what Google means? / Oilers talk /

Finally a good thunderstorm / Space X came and got their space trash / Summer's Gonna be HOT / Boomer Dad's are SO helpful / Perfect 10 for George Thorogood / More iOS Update features / Joey Chestnut is parting ways with Nathan's Hot Dogs / Hiding Snacks from your kids / Showering with Dish Soap / INSERT FOOT INTO MOUTH

OLP and Shania Twain for Oilers fans / Classic Spider the ear story / Cats mimic their owners personalities / Bad Boys: Ride or Die, didn't die / A very difficult Perfect 10 for George Thorogood Tix / A real life quicksand scenario / McDonald's to a McDavid's?

Stacie's CC was compromised / Would you cook breakfast for the man who robbed you? / Most people don't care about their sense of smell / Traveling for a playoff game / Perfect 10 for George Thorogood Tickets / Microchipped Footballs / Parents literally missed the boat / Air Tags to the rescue once again / Oilers are legit bigger than Panthers

We talk Subscription Models and Hot Dog Ribbons...

Venomous flying spiders / Kids flopping on food / Dandelions / Stacie does NOT know comics / Surprise she's not dead / What did you learn the hard way?

Boeing teaming up with NASA....? / Dr. Pepper is more popular than Pepsi / Funny Wi-Fi network names / Go tour a factory / God bless Blue Dawn / Male birth control / Bus:Car comparison / It's ESPRESSO / Go make someone's day / Are you drunk right now? / Marketplace success

Oilers / Marketplace / Gardens instead of Front Lawns / Magnet Fishing is a thing? / When your kids start saying words properly / Best or Worst trade job? / Pet Peeves / Is it normal...showering 4-5 times a week /

Friday's mean donuts / Berries home opener / Just eat your cereal at home / Girls trip lists are the best / ICQ is still active? / George Washington didn't know about dinosaurs / Kids making friends / Will the Blockbuster obsession ever end?

You can't cheat on your nail lady / It's Berries Season! / Regeena, Regina... / Home Alone House / See through chip bags / "Yukon Gold" Potatoes are not from the Yukon / Mosquito numbers are up / What do you pretend to like? / When your kid is on to your methods of distraction /

The Annual "Stacie's Stiff from Yardwork" / Walking Backwards is Good for You / Men Complimenting Men / Invasive Wild Pigs / "Only 31 Friday's Till Christmas!" Ughh / Air Fryers Eliminating Ovens? / What Does AC/DC Stand For / Don't Worry, Sighing is a Good Thing

The Dumpster Fire that is X / E Scooter Schemes

Why is air so expensive? / Falling in Public / Don't Body Slam an Orca ok? / The waking up to pee game / Fake eating in commercials / Perfect 10 for Blue Rodeo Tickets / Taking the bus / Vroomba's are a thing / Screw the rules when it comes to drinking wine

Zenga's Back / "Mommy...Mom, Mom, look at this. Mom" / Great news? That Portal is back up and running / Weapon of Choice: Pitchfork / Perfect 10 for Blue Rodeo Tickets / "Dirt"y Dreams / Just Kidding you DIDN'T win $2.5 Million / Middle Name Game / Water Pong with the Kids / Despite the Hate, Stacie Loves Temu

We talk 'Anti-Sex Beds' at the Paris Olympics and a Woman who didn't eat or drink for like 16 years...

That beetle was not a Cockroach / Boys will do their own laundry / A eulogy for Stacie's coolness / Tacos are not sandwiches for f**k sakes / The Wrong Game for Rattlers Tickets / What Fiona wants to be when she grows up / Meat Karma / Cheating on drug tests

GIANT Downton Beetle / Guy gets cell phone ticket in McDonald's Drive Through / Stirring the Pot / Those tiny 'handles' on Maple Syrup bottles...why? / Hey, Gen Z, Stop cancelling things ok? / The Love/Hate of Music / Tomahawk Steaks / The Wrong Game for Rattlers Tickets / Do Better Drumheller / Proof once again Stacie is old

Lifetime Supply's aren't all they're cracked up to be / Babies on the Ground / Another Cell Phone Scam / You Can't Fix Stupid / Dead Butt Syndrome / The Wrong Game for Rattlers Tix / Zenga stores pizza in the oven / Drunk Traffic Thoughts

Northern Lights!? What? / Yawning too hard / The Boy Scouts are DEAD! / Words are hard / Tighten those lug nuts / Do you have 'Taste Freeze'? / Remembering your childhood / Beer through a straw? / 'NOW 117' is a thing