The Fifth Eleminute

Seth Lind from Thank You, Robot, the sci-fi comedy podcast Mission to Zyxx and This American Life joins Crystal Beth and John Robert for the last minute of The Fifth Eleminute but it's not good-bye forever. It’s good-bye for now!

Comedian and co-creator of Mission to Zyxx Seth Lind joins Crystal Beth and John Robert for another minute of credits and in this episode they talk about Cinema Research Corporation and how important their job is, how Terry Crews has the career that Tiny Lister always wanted and the boys help Crystal figure out what a session orchestra is.

Seth Lind from This American Life and the comedy sci-fi podcast Mission to Zyxx joins Crystal and John Robert this week to talk about the credits and they touch upon the design of Picasso and how hard it is to find the perfect spot for your tree.

Ralph Attanasia rounds out his last day with The Fifth Eleminute by drinking some drinks, talking about this great movie and Crystal and John let him let Ralph follow his dream of naming off every person in this minute of credits.

Ralph Attanasia from Cake Boss joins Crystal and John Robert for another day and they talk about Korben’s mom, Ralph swoons over Major Iceborg’s character for a little bit and the credits start rolling!

Ralph Attanasia from Cake Boss joins Crystal Beth and John Robert from inside a copper tub and they compare Mactilburgh to the Swedish Chef from The Muppets, what the structure and content of Ruby Rhod’s radio show is and who is Macinerney?

John Ingle from Alien Minute joins Crystal and John Robert for the last time and this episodes start with a revelation Crystal she doesn’t like, they theorize that the Earth’s moon was the ball of evil from 5,000 years ago, poke holes in what would happen if Mr. Shadow’s planet stopped that close to Earth, lots of math, lots of science, lots of fun!

John Ingle from Alien Minute joins Crystal Beth and John Robert again and today they discuss how the lamps that are in the temple are reminiscent of the umbrellas in Bladerunner, they try to figure out why love is so important to Leeloo and the movie and props to the countdown guy for continuing the countdown when the world is about to end.

John Ingle from Alien Minute joins The Fifth Eleminute this week and in this episode they talk about how Leeloo shouldn’t need to know what love is to want to save the world, what Korben and Leeloo’s relationship would sound like in the future and what the sequel would be like.

NYC comedian, the funniest man and host of the Science Friction podcast, Asterios Kokkinos, joins Crystal and John for the final time and they talk about doomsday prepping, the area of effect of a shotgun and whether Finger is a childhood friend or not.

Sriracha and Asterios Kokkinos join Crystal Beth and John Robert for another episode and this episode is all about Starbucks, how David’s negativity and mournful sigh saves the universe for the first time, bean throwing holidays in Japan, Dragon Ball Z, Naruto, and does breath technically count as wind? Does it?

Crystal and John Robert are joined by comedians Asterios Kokkinos and Sriracha from podcasts Science Friction and the 5 Minute Podcast respectively. In this episode they talk about pretty much everything: Japanese waifu culture, Star Wars, Guardians of the Galaxy, Hong Kong Cop, Home Alone, the Dugger Family, Hollywood Hot Goss, Falcon’s Stadium, riddles, the Russian Police and some Fifth Element sprinkled in there for fun.

Brett Stillo AND Josh Horowitz from 5 Minutes of Trouble join Crystal and John Robert and today and they discuss weapon manuals and Leeloo’s lack thereof, they try to figure out what Ruby Rhod is thinking about in the background and today’s guests have a fun announcement!

Brett Stillo from 5 Minute of Trouble joins The Fifth Eleminute for another episode and they talk about the rest of the war images Leeloo searched for, the pizza party Headquarters NYC must have been having and Brett's connection to The Fifth Element that is pretty cool!

Brett Stillo from 5 Minutes of Trouble joins Crystal and John Robert and in this episode they discuss all of the images that Leeloo searches in the minute, what not to google and what would happen if an alien read the wrong type of history books when trying to learn around our culture.

The man behind Pizza Rat and more importantly very funny and charming man, Matt Little, joins Crystal Beth and John Robert and in this episode Crystal informs the guys that drinking wine out of champagne flutes isn’t the best way to taste a sparkling wine (white wine glasses are), the periscopes and warships are back for a second and they compare President Lindberg to NYC mayor Bill de Blasio.

New York City comedian and writer, Matt Little, joins Crystal and John Robert for two minutes of The Fifth Eleminute. In this episode they talk about Leeloo’s journey to understanding that she has to sacrifice herself for the good of humanity, the healing power of Korben’s future arm gauze and how the president popped too early.

Crystal Beth and John Robert spend this episode talking about where in the orbit of Fhloston the cruise ship is, they try to figure out what their last words would be and what this episode from Ruby Rhod’s show would sounded like from the point of view of his listeners.

Carlo Rojas AKA Gus_53 joins The Fifth Eleminute for the last time and it is do or die time now. In this episode they talk about soldier mode Korben Dallas, how great Gary Oldman’s anxious face is and how the keycard bomb's shut off might work. They end this episode with a dramatic reading from the famed IMSDb episode as well!

Carlo Rojas AKA Gus_53 joins Crystal Beth and John Robert again and they swoon over Lee Evans and that his character is one of the best ones in the movie, how the directionals that pop up out of the floor are incredibly dangerous and they try to figure out how long Gary and Bruce were on set together before passing like two ships in the night.