What's Lightsabers, Precious?

How is Morgoth like a Captain Planet villain? Who builds a nature preserve next to a black hole? All this, plus spider baby-daddies, Ewok blood rituals, and too much Joh Yowza in our first ever All-Tree Extravaganza! 9 Best Trees in Tolkien - https://www.tolkiensociety.org/blog/2014/08/9-best-trees-in-tolkien/ Dulok - https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/9/97/Dulok_from_SWE.png Yuzzum (Joh Yowza) - https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/a/a1/Yowza_Jedi_Rocks.png Teek - https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/5/57/The_Teek.jpg Gorph - https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/0/08/Gorphs.png Endor Holocaust - https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/d/d0/Endor_Holocaust.jpg