What's Lightsabers, Precious?

How do you keep your bros from entering your magical Hot Babe zone? What's the one thing a Sarlaac won't eat? The answers to these questions, plus greedy Dwarves, brood pouches, and J.R.R. Tolkien's favorite shape. First Age Middle-Earth map - https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/lotr/images/1/12/Map_of_Beleriand.jpg Huttese Dictionary - http://www.completewermosguide.com/huttdictionary.html