What's Lightsabers, Precious?

Who's the biggest baller in Mos Eisley? Who's the heavyweight champion of the Siege of Barad-dur? The answers to these questions, plus botched surgical procedures, Winnie the Pooh crossovers, and the big man having the rock. Map of Arda in the Second Age (including Numenor): https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/lotr/images/4/4f/Arda_in_Second_Age.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1000?cb=20100220150708 Map of Gondor: http://7a6972656f5f74637568.killerhor.net/maps/gondor_color.jpg Map of Arnor following its division into three kingdoms: https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/lotr/images/3/3a/Map_of_the_ancient_Three_Northern_Kingdom.JPG/revision/latest?cb=20090917154704 Mos Eisley Madness gallery: https://imgur.com/a/AonMH Mos Eisley Madness bracket: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1aEoSBMGcuXG5OA-2OJwa0St2DFHxf2GD6NB7ZudPMQk/edit?usp=sharing