What's Lightsabers, Precious?

Which of Aragorn's many alternate names was the funniest? Which of Star Wars' many interspecies relationships was the weirdest? The answers to these questions, plus Tolkien Society goodies, blaring airhorns, and the winner of Mos Eisley Madness! Mos Eisley Madness gallery - https://imgur.com/a/AonMH Mos Eisley Madness bracket (episode spoilers!) https://docs.google.com/document/d/1aEoSBMGcuXG5OA-2OJwa0St2DFHxf2GD6NB7ZudPMQk/edit?usp=sharing