What's Lightsabers, Precious?

What happens when an unstoppable giant spider attack meets an immovable lack of budget? How about when a sequel completely negates the premise of the original within its first ten minutes? The answers to these questions, plus froggy throats, diabeetus, and wizards drinking colloidal silver. Ewok GIF - https://media1.tenor.com/images/469126777839af709d3c31be14e54636/tenor.gif